Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 148 Me, I may have forgotten my words! 【Subscribe】

"I'll go, this stripping mandarin coat is going to be crazy, Qi Yuncheng digs it out by himself?"

"Hahaha! Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu's expressions are so funny, they are so dazed, looking at Qi Yuncheng is like watching a ghost!"

"Is this a hang-up? Qi Yuncheng really wants to fight with the two of you to death?"

"This is worse than harming others. It seems that I really want the two of you to die on the stage!"

……

In addition to applause at the Beizhan Theater, there are laughter and voices.

Where can I think of this thing.

But after that, Guo Degang slowed down on the stage and said, "I haven't heard the question yet, you already know the answer?"

"of course!"

"Okay, I'll take it easy!"

Guo De just put down the fan in his hand, stretched out both hands to gesture, and bent his thumb, "There is no thumb on both hands, and ten rings are worn on eight fingers, is it because she has six fingers?"

"That's right!" Qi Yuncheng stood beside him and confirmed again.

"...!"

Behind the table, Guo Degang was silent for a while, then suddenly turned to look at Yu Qian who was also dazed, Yu Qian's expression was even more dazed, he didn't know what to say.

And the more this kind of appearance, the happier the audience's voice below.

But this is all for performances, what is needed is this kind of reaction and effect like a show, the more they can't see it, the better the actor is.

And while he was in a daze, Guo Degang took a deep breath and looked at his elder brother, motioned him to go down and said, "Okay, this is very reasonable, what's next for you!"

Yu Qian clasped his hands together and was stunned for three or four seconds, before finally hesitating and saying, "I, I may have forgotten my words!!"

Hahahahaha!
Everyone in the Beizhan Theater instantly broke their guard against this sentence and couldn't help laughing.

How could they have seen Teacher Yu's dazed look.

At the same time, there is no one who does not admire Qi Yuncheng, and it can make the uncle stunned. It seems that this is a real skill.

in laughter.

Yu Qian hurriedly looked at Qi Yuncheng and said, "You know what, where does it all go?"

Guo Degang stood among them and gestured grandly to his apprentice, "This is our Yunzike!"

"I, I mean I am filial."

With no other choice, Yu Qian could only refrain from the next line, "The old lady is happy, so I feel at ease now, let's go out and play when I think about it.

I have plenty of money here,

You also know that I don't like the city, I like the suburbs!

I build a big house in the suburbs, where I would like to go! "

Guo Degang said, "Quiet!"

"Yes! But the only bad thing is that it tends to be windy this day, and everyone knows the weather in Yanjing.

Just two days ago, the wind was too strong. In my wilderness, there is a strong wind of force [-]. Can it bear it?

And there is a well in my yard..."

"I know that!!"

Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng, who had been listening quietly, spoke again, and with this opening, the audience below could already sense something.

Then he watched Qi Yuncheng dancing and explaining.

"Why did he scrape the well outside the wall, because he is a fence! Scrape into a piece, and let the well go out.

He thought it was scratching the outside of the wall. "

Guo Degang: "..."

Yu Qian: "..."

Once again, the old two on the stage fell silent. ,

After a while, the former spoke again.

"Good guy, you just mentioned the well, Mr. Yu, and you haven't mentioned the wall yet, you guessed it all?"

Qi Yuncheng himself was almost amused by what the master said, after all, how could cross talk not be fun, but he held back and continued to speak.

"Of course, I'm also a VIP member of Youku. I've seen so many Deyun comic dialogues!"

"it is good!"

At this time, Guo Degang picked up his fan to lean on, turned his head and put the pressure on Yu Qian, "Teacher Yu, what he said is right!
The wind blows outside.

Very reasonable!You go on! "

Give this pressure.

Standing next to him, Yu Qian was almost useless, so he quickly picked up the white handkerchief on the table and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

After wiping it down for two or three seconds, he picked it up again and wiped it again, giving people a feeling of panic.

In the end, as if he was angry, he gave another thing loudly.

"I bought a big white horse for more than 1000 million yuan, fell into the tea bowl and drowned."

In less than half a second, Qi Yuncheng on the other side picked up again, "I know too well, the grasshopper is traded for a horse, if the grasshopper falls into the tea bowl and you drown, it is equivalent to the drowning of his big white horse."

This time Guo Degang pointed calmly, "I agree with what you said, because I have heard this matter several times myself."

Suddenly, Yu Qian wiped his sweat again and gestured, "I have a big dog at home, do you know?"

"The dog's tail is holding the watch in front of you!!" Qi Yuncheng still answered without hesitation.

Yu Qian: "I, I..."

Seeing that the uncle hesitated for a long time and was speechless, Qi Yuncheng hurriedly said, "Master, you are a little nervous!
Relax! "

"Can I relax now!!"

Guo Degang: "Don't relax, your uncle has his tail between his back!!"

"This is all a mess!! Let me tell you another one for you to guess!"

Yu Qian was also really lost, he looked flustered like he had never been before, and when he finally remembered something, he slapped the table.

"Come on! Chat! I have a zoo, do you know?"

"Know!"

"That's still true! The zoo is full of rare treasures, just take a look at my zoo! Dogs, horses, pigeons, peacocks!"

The more he talked, the happier he became, Yu Qian pointed in one direction, "Watching that horse run past while drinking tea, it's so beautiful in your heart!
After a while the dog ran over and flew up as it ran.

I just watched the horse follow it and chase each other, rolling around happily!

Later, the more I looked at it, the smaller it became.

And later on..."

Guo Degang couldn't listen anymore, so he hurried to pick it up, "There was a Santa Claus who followed the car, didn't he?"

"Hi! Santa Claus came a few days ago and sent a message that we have arrived at Mercury, where is Mercury!"

"Ouch, enough, enough!"

Guo Degang hurried to stop him, but Qi Yuncheng, who was eavesdropping beside him at this time, was expressionless, and at the same time lowered his head and slowly unbuttoned his jacket.

The audience below saw his scene, and after a while, he took off his kung fu jacket and held it in his hand.

Because as long as everyone knows that this is not going to work.

But Yu Qian still couldn't finish it, "They also asked me to open a racecourse in Mercury, this racecourse..."

"Oh, Teacher Yu, it's okay, this can't stop you, can it?"

"You don't believe it?"

"I can't, this is nonsense!!"

"Then you ask him to go, he has done so much work for me!!"

Hahaha!
With Yu Qian's remark, the smiles on the faces of the audience never stopped. They probably felt really panicked, and Guo Degang turned around quickly to look at his apprentice.

"Hey! Qi Yuncheng! Even the horse, the donkey, and the bird are flying together!"

Qi Yuncheng frowned, and amplified his voice, "This is all farting!!"

"Fly to Mercury!" Guo Degang spoke again.

"never heard of that!"

"Santa Claus came two days ago!"

"This is all nonsense!!"

Guo Degang quickly turned his head and pointed at Yu Qian, "He said that."

"He said nothing!!"

"how?"

Qi Yuncheng put the clothes on the table with his right hand, "The jacket is back to you!!"

"He gave it to you!!!" Guo Degang laughed and looked at Yu Qian, who was also smiling all over his face, and at the same time, this cross talk was considered a failure.

Then the three of them took three steps back and began to bow.

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(End of this chapter)