Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 145 The head looks like a potato, and the hair looks like sprouts! 【Subscribe】

"You are going crazy, this is! Your uncle!"

"Your uncle! You can scold me!"

"Your uncle!"

"Your uncle!"

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on the stage.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian pushed and shoved in various ways, and the more they cursed, the more intense they became.

At this time, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to stop him, so he hurried over, stood between the two of them, and then protected his master.

"Don't quarrel, don't fight!"

Guo Degang held back his anger at the table and waved his hands, "No fight!!"

"That's good!"

After comforting the master, Qi Yuncheng was able to comfort his uncle, then walked to his side, and suddenly pushed, "What are you doing!!!"

"Ouch!!"

Yu Qian was caught off guard, and staggered back while leaning on the edge of the table, as if he never expected this man to give him such a blow.

But in this scene, the audience couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha! Good!!!"

"This apprentice didn't hurt in vain, he knows how to protect his master!"

"It moved me like a bastard, this is the master-student inheritance!"

……

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The child pushed Yu Qian for a while, and Guo Degang hurriedly pulled the child's coat back, for fear that he would go back.

Yu Qian was completely confused, and walked back slowly, "What's wrong with you, apprentice, we are just demonstrating, do you understand?"

Guo Degang nodded repeatedly, and at the same time covered his forehead, "I know, I know! Don't do anything, I'm a bit messed up!"

After Qi Yuncheng returned to his position, he deliberately amplified his voice, "I said I have a temper, what are you doing?"

Guo Degang: "So I keep telling you to keep a low profile!"

Yu Qian: "Don't fight!"

Guo Degang: "Yes, look at when your master was too anxious!"

"Oh?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly understood, looked into the eyes of the two of them and asked, "Aren't you real just now?"

"Perform!"

"Then what if the two of you are more familiar? Demonstrate one more!"

Guo Degang's eyes floated, and he muttered in a low voice, "Then it's time to do it!!"

"We're all saving face."

"By the way!" Guo Degang suddenly remembered something, looking from the child's side to Yu Qian's side, "Didn't you scold me just now?"

At this time, Yu Qian was also able to talk, and whispered softly, "I'm scolding you, Mr. Guo!"

"Hi! I sound like you!! Your uncle doesn't sound good!"

Yu Qian: "What about your uncle! Your uncle!!"

Guo Degang: "Your uncle!! Why can't you understand human speech?"

Yu Qian: "Nonsense, it's always the uncle's, your uncle!!"

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The two scolded again, and the audience was so happy to see that, the laughter never stopped.

Today, their pick-up is indeed a little different, but Liang Zi is probably still there.

So after seeing this scene, Qi Yuncheng definitely didn't want to care about anything with his expression at the moment.

Just yelled next to him.

"Are you done yet?"

This sentence comes out.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian became quiet in an instant, each looking in the same direction without speaking, as if they were children who made mistakes.

"It's Deyun sealing the box today, you two are crazy! What's wrong with my uncle?"

Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth and subconsciously pointed at Yu Qian.

Yu Qian who was accused was stunned for a second, and then slowly said three words, "Your uncle!! I'm done after your master scolds me, and you still scold me!"

"Oh!! I respect you."

"Your uncle respects you."

"Okay! Okay! That's it. I can't stay any longer. I think I'll take it on another mountain. From today onwards, I'm quitting, and I'm quitting the Deyun Society.

Let you play! ! ! "

As soon as Qi Yuncheng's words fell! !
The audience at the North Exhibition was all excited, and they made noises one by one.

How could those who are familiar with Deyun not know the news of the apprentice's withdrawal from the club? Now it is touching on a sensitive topic.

At this moment, Guo Degang's eye movements were also a little flustered. After all, this is his apprentice, so he quickly stopped Yu Qian.

Yu Qian gloated at him, "You're afraid of this, aren't you?"

"I'm afraid he will go out and starve to death!!" Guo Degang was helpless for a while, then looked at the child, "Don't make trouble, this is no joke."

"No joke."

Qi Yuncheng said, "Before you told me there was a performance, and you told me to do it well!
As a result, I didn't say a few words on stage, and the two of you started playing here.

Don't give me a chance at all.

Just last night when the three of us drank milk together, how did we discuss it? "

"Oh!" Guo Degang quickly waved his hands at this time, and complained at the same time, "I dare not even imagine this picture!!"

Hahahaha!

There were thousands of people in the audience, and they were laughing again in an instant!
This matter is of course true, after all yesterday the master asked him to find a box of milk, but the actor said vaguely.

Naturally, the first thing the audience thought of was not the boxed milk, but the posture of the piglets being squeezed together to drink milk.

So think about Qi Yuncheng, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian, how could they be unhappy.

In the midst of this huge laughter, Qi Yuncheng stood by and gave Yu Qian a blank look, "Isn't today going to end?

If the old man is short, I don't like to perform with my uncle, and he still talks about me! !Neither wanted to be with him. "

While talking about this.

The audience below was also happy, and shouted loudly, "Then go down!!"

"goodbye!!"

Give this word.

Qi Yuncheng, who was still about to talk, suddenly caught something, waved his hand, and decisively turned his head and walked towards the side curtain.

This frightened Guo Degang and Yu Qian. After looking at each other, they rushed to chase after them as soon as they slapped the table.

A chase is a big laugh.

Both of them are of this age.

How could the audience not be happy about running to chase his apprentice like this, and at the same time, they could see that Qi Yuncheng was simply invincible.

Just go away.

And when he finally chased his apprentice back, Guo Degang grabbed Qi Yuncheng's coat by the collar the whole time, like a puppy, and then threw it behind the microphone.

"Children are so upright! Do you know why you haven't become popular yet? People are teasing you, but you take it seriously."

after this sentence.

Yu Qian also knew that it was time to get in, so the audience helped him out in advance, and at the same time admired the kid's quick response, but now he changed places with Guo Degang and asked.

"I'm leaving now? Don't want to see me? Don't want to share the stage with me?"

"Yes, I just don't want to share the stage with you." Qi Yuncheng said viciously, "Just like you, your head looks like a potato, and your hair looks like it has sprouts."

Hahahaha!

No size on stage!
Qi Yuncheng gave this again, and the muscles on the faces of the audience were already very stiff from laughing.

It's just that Yu Qian looked at the child and stayed among the three of them for a long time. He didn't know how to answer him, and he didn't know where he came up with such a sentence, and these things must have been lacking in the right time.

In the end, he had no choice but to touch the permed hair on his head, "Have you ever seen potatoes with such thin sprouts?

No, wait for a while, are you really leaving? "

"Yes!!" Qi Yuncheng nodded, "I'm leaving, so I don't want to see you!!"

"it is good!!"

Yu Qian supported the table with his breath and shouted, then turned his head, grabbed Qi Yuncheng's collar with both hands, and lost all energy.

And when this energy came out, with a plop, Qi Yuncheng was thrown to the ground in an instant.

After throwing it on the ground, Yu Qian rushed over and pulled the jacket on him.

At this scene, the audience was all shocked.

"Fuck! Your uncle is really your uncle!!"

"Damn! Uncle is so fierce!!"

"Is this something that cross talk can see?"

"As we all know, crosstalk is a language art!!"

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(End of this chapter)