Something's wrong with my roommate

Chapter 118 Are You Good at Playing Firecrackers (5000 words)
Xu Cheng's hand trembled, and the light novel in his hand almost fell to the ground.

Does this terrible title reveal some terrible secret?
He put down the light novel and was about to leave when he suddenly saw a photo on the wall.

The photo shows a man and a woman. The woman is obviously the younger Mitera Chizuru, about 20 years old, and the man is a boy who is somewhat similar to her, about 15 years old.

This was obviously a photo of his siblings, but what Xu Cheng was concerned about was that the little boy in the photo was somewhat similar in appearance to himself.

No, it should be said that it is somewhat similar to the ability card Xing Haiguang.

Xu Cheng suddenly understood why Mitera Chizuru looked at him differently, always showing maternal love in his eyes. Could it be that he regarded himself as a substitute for the little boy in the photo?
He didn't look much, and immediately turned and left the bedroom.

However, as soon as she walked out of the room, she happened to meet Mitera Chizuru walking towards her. She said in surprise, "Why did you run into my room? The takeaway is here, hurry up while it's hot..."

Before she finished speaking, she seemed to remember something, her face changed, and her eyes with dark circles widened.

"you……"

She opened her mouth and asked, "Did you see the book on my bed?"

"No."

Xu Cheng calmly said: "If you are referring to the book "About the 30-year-old Me, but I was Kissed Forcibly by Xiaozheng Tai", I didn't see it."

"Ah! You still said you didn't watch it?"

"I'm saving face for you. So you like little boys. Sorry, I'm going to call the police."

"Listen to my sophistry...no, listen to my explanation..."

Even with Yuji Chizuru's mature state of mind, she blushed and was at a loss at this moment, and explained in a hurry: "That is... that is... Ryoshi Uehara, yes, it was given to me by Uehara Ryosai, I just flipped through it casually, and I wasn't interested at all, I didn't expect it to be such a bad book, and I will deduct his salary when I get to work."

"I understand, subordinates are used to throw the pot away."

If Xu Cheng had worn glasses, he would have pushed them with his middle finger at this moment, and the lenses flashed white light: "Although people's XP is free, I still suggest you to see a doctor, after all, copper smelting is illegal."

"Ah, I said no!"

Mitera Chizuru gave up on explaining, rushed over and tore Xu Cheng's face with both hands: "Forget about this!!"

……

After Xu Cheng's memory was erased with physical therapy, the two returned to the living room.

Mitera Chizuru's takeaway is high-end sushi, one meal is worth Xu Cheng's two months of writing novels.

With the addition of a villa and a sports car, Chizuru Mitera is definitely a rich woman.

Xu Cheng suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with her XP.

Women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword, but rich women will not. Rich women can give me better knives.

The two sat together to eat, and Xu Cheng asked curiously: "In the photo in the room, who is the little boy on it? It looks a bit like me, so you probably think of me as his substitute?"

"Don't think blindly!"

Mitera Chizuru categorically denied it, her expression and tone were very serious: "I didn't regard you as anyone's stand-in, you are Xing Haiguang, and I regard you as my bloodless brother."

Grass, your XP is quite strange, the little boy is not enough, and you still need to kiss.

Xu Cheng frowned slightly: "Just because I saved you once in Lingzi's tomb?"

"That's just one aspect."

Of course Mitera Chizuru would not say that since you saved me, I will also save you, a young man with a hollow heart and no desire to live.

She just smiled: "I think I get along very well with you."

Do you mean psychological fit, or physical fit?

But even though Mitera Chizuru had already given a reason, Xu Cheng still felt very strange. The two of them hadn't been in contact for a long time, so why did Midera Chizuru's favorability towards him keep rising?
It can only be said that the channels of the two have not matched from the beginning.

"As for the person in the photo."

Yudera Chizuru lowered his voice, and said slowly: "His name is Yudera Kirito, but he passed away many years ago."

The atmosphere was a bit dull. After the two finished sushi, Mitera Chizuru took out a bank card and handed it to Xu Cheng: "The bounties of the Hidden One and the two rebels are all in it, a total of 2000 million days after tax. Yuan, the passwords are all zero, so don’t spend them indiscriminately.”

Xu Cheng became excited, and took the bank card with both hands. He has never had so much money in his life.

If it wasn't for the presence of Yusi Qianhe, Xu Cheng would definitely kiss the couple hard.

Seeing his excited appearance, Mitera Chizuru also laughed: "When I was your age, I was still worrying about tens of thousands of pocket money every month, but you deserve it, have you just awakened?" How long will it take to defeat the Hidden One? There is no one more talented than you in the entire special response force. You are still so young, and the future is promising."

Xu Cheng carefully put away his bank card, and it was rare for him to say a kind word to Mitera Chizuru: "It has only been a few years since the Lingzi Tides appeared, and you have become the head of the countermeasures department. You are not stronger than me."

"I'm not like you."

Mitera Chizuru hesitated for a moment before continuing: "I have special abilities since I was a child, not just in recent years. If you caught up with me in such a short time, there is nothing to brag about."

"what?"

Xu Cheng looked at her in surprise. Professor Fujiwara said that there have been capable people since ancient times, but the number is very rare.

Midera Chizuru was actually one of those rare ones.

Mitera Chizuru didn't seem to want to discuss this topic. She sat beside Xu Cheng with a smile, and put her arms around him: "Xiao Guang, you are so rich now, why don't you lend me some money?"

Xu Cheng said speechlessly, "You live in a villa and drive a sports car and still want to borrow money from me?"

Mitera Chizuru spread her hands: "The RV was allotted to me by the countermeasures department. I spent all my salary every month, and I didn't save any money at all."

"Then how much do you want to borrow?"

"2000 million, I'll pay you back next time you get paid."

"Let me tell you a story."

Xu Cheng didn't wait for Yusi Qianhe to answer, and said, "One day, Pikachu asked Squirtle to borrow money. He met Squirtle's mother and mistakenly thought it was a Squirrel, so he said, "Jenny, lend me money." I order some money.Mother Jenny said: "I am Jenny."

Midera Chizuru: "..."

……

After successfully getting the bounty, Xu Cheng wanted to run away immediately.

But Yuji Qianhe didn't get any money, so Xu Cheng insisted on treating her to a good meal at night.

Xu Cheng couldn't stand being tortured by her, so he had no choice but to agree, and there seemed to be no movement on the task, and he didn't know when the temptation would come.

I can only wrong Qiu Gongyue who can't move at home, let's go hungry again, anyway, I won't die of hunger.

After night fell, Mitera Chizuru drove a sports car, took Xu Cheng out of the house, and went to a nearby high-end restaurant.

As soon as the car was parked, Mitera Chizuru's cell phone rang, and she took it out to answer it, her face suddenly became serious.

"Is that so? Well, I'll rush over right away."

Yusi Qianhe hung up the phone and apologized to Xu Cheng: "Xiaoguang, the countermeasure department suddenly has an urgent matter, I have to go there quickly, I'll take you home first, where do you live now?"

Xu Cheng was so happy that Yusi Qianhe went away quickly, and he didn't need to pay her to rub her. He quickly said: "It's okay, I also have no fixed place now, don't worry about me, go get busy."

When Xu Cheng said that he had no fixed place to live, Yusi Qianhe felt distressed again, why such a poor child should suffer.

She couldn't help but said: "If you don't have a place to live, you can come to my sister's house. My house is quite big."

Grass, you are also Brother Jie, no, sister Jie, right?

How could Xu Cheng agree to live in the poor house of a copper smelter?
He got out of the car and urged her to get out.

Mitera Chizuru reluctantly drove away.

Standing at the entrance of the high-end restaurant, Xu Cheng frowned as he watched the sports car leave.

What is the meaning of this mission? Now that even Yudera Chizuru has run away, how come the secret temptation prompted by the manager hasn't come yet.

Or have you been tested?

With doubts, Xu Cheng looked back at the high-end restaurant, and took a step subconsciously.

I have never been in such a magnificent place since I grew up. It just so happens that I have money in my pocket today, so I went in to see and see.

As for who is hungry at home?

Can not remember.

boom!
Xu Cheng landed with one foot, and a huge explosion suddenly rose from his feet. The intense flames flickered, and the shock waves scattered in all directions, shattering the floor-to-ceiling windows of the high-end restaurant.

"what!!"

In the restaurant, the guests near the floor-to-ceiling windows were knocked down by the shock wave, and the guests in the distance were injured by flying glass fragments and screamed.

When the flames and smoke gradually dissipated, a broken corpse appeared on the ground.

"Hahahaha!"

In the window on the fifth floor across the street, a young man with nose studs and afro hair was holding a mobile phone, and the explosion was playing on the screen.

His mouth was wide open, and he let out a mocking laugh: "Is this the genius who defeated the invisible one? This is too rubbish, it can be easily solved with a bomb, hahahaha!"

【mission failed】

Xu Cheng, who had turned into a corpse, was lying on the ground, also full of anger.

He thought it was a problem with the mission, but he didn't expect the secret temptation to be a bomb attack.

This is too much of Wude.

If it is a killer card with four layers of breathing method, it can completely react and dodge before the explosion. Even if it cannot dodge, covering the whole body with qi in an instant can also resist the damage of the bomb.

But Xu Cheng's main body only has the third level of breathing method, because he has to use the killer card to take care of Qiu Gongyue these days, and he has no time to practice the main body's breathing method to the fourth level, so he can't react, and directly barbie Q.

Annoyed, Xu Cheng directly chose to watch the replay, and found that when his foot stepped on the ground at the entrance of the high-end restaurant, the whole ground cracked, and it seemed that the bomb was just buried under his feet.

But here comes the problem, why is it okay for others to step on it, but it explodes when you step on it.

Excluding the possibility of coincidence, the only explanation is that this is a remote-controlled bomb and the enemy is nearby.

So here comes the question again, how did the enemy know that he would come to this place to eat, and then planted the bomb in advance?
Mitera Chizuru's face instantly appeared in Xu Cheng's mind - she was the one who proposed to eat in a high-end restaurant, and she was the one who brought herself here.

Her suspicion is undoubtedly the biggest.

After watching the replay, Xu Cheng chose to restart, and three options appeared in front of him.

Archive ①: Start at noon.

Archive ②: Start from going out.

Archive ③: Start from getting off the car.

Xu Cheng chose to save ②, time began to flow backwards, and the suspended images around him also quickly reversed. The fallen guests in the restaurant sat down one after another, and countless shattered glass fragments flew back to the floor-to-ceiling windows.

The speed of backflow is getting faster and faster, until the picture is stretched out by long light, making it impossible to see clearly.

After a violent backlash, Xu Cheng came back to his senses and found that he and Mitera Chizuru had just left the villa and got into her sports car.

Xu Cheng turned his head and stared at the side face of Mitera Chizuru.

As if feeling Xu Cheng's gaze, the corners of Mitera Chizuru's mouth twitched slightly as he was driving: "I can't even blink my eyes, have you finally noticed my sister's charm?"

"You are 13 years older than me."

"Hmph, people think I'm only in my twenties, and I don't even have any wrinkles."

"You are 13 years older than me."

Mitera Chizuru, who became angry from embarrassment, couldn't help reaching out and pinching Xu Cheng's thigh: "Shut up, don't mention my age again."

The two soon came to the entrance of the high-end restaurant. Mitera Chizuru was about to get out of the car when he received a call from the Countermeasures Department, regretting that he had to cancel his plan to have dinner with Xu Cheng.

Xu Cheng carefully observed Mitera Chizuru's face, and didn't see anything unnatural.

Either she really didn't know, or she was a film king with flawless acting skills, and her lazy and informal personality was all pretended.

Xu Cheng did not change Mitera Chizuru's plan, and rejected Mitera Chizuru's proposal to send him home with the same words.

The enemy controlling the bomb should still be nearby, find out the other party first.

Xu Cheng got out of the car and watched Mitera Chizuru driving away in the sports car.

He looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him, not even a line of sight.

The main body has a three-layer breathing method, and is very sensitive to sight. As long as someone looks at him from a distance, he can feel it immediately.

There is no line of sight, is it using surveillance or other tools to observe?

While thinking, Xu Cheng walked towards the door of the high-end restaurant.

boom!
The ground under his feet suddenly cracked, and a terrifying explosion broke through the ground. The strong fire light spread around the shock wave, shattered the floor-to-ceiling windows of the restaurant, and knocked down all the guests in the restaurant.

"Wuhu! Hahahaha!"

Received from the window on the fifth floor opposite, the young man with afro head wearing a nose nail stared at the phone and laughed mockingly: "Is this the genius who defeated the invisible one? This is too rubbish, a bomb can easily Solved, hahahaha!"

However, when the dust and smoke cleared, there were only traces of the explosion at the entrance of the high-end restaurant, but no corpses remained.

This stopped the explosion's laughter abruptly. Even ordinary people would leave their bodies after being blown up, let alone a genius boy who could defeat the invisible.

The monitoring could not see all the streets below, so the explosive head had to push open the window and look down.

There were not many people left on the street, and most of them fled in all directions after the explosion.

The boy named Xing Haiguang disappeared completely. The explosive head looked around, and suddenly found a slender and stern young man in a black windbreaker standing not far from the explosion.

When the afro's eyes noticed him, the stern young man seemed to feel something, and immediately raised his head, and the eyes of both sides met.

The afro seemed to see a sentence in the opponent's eyes.

Got you!

The exploding head's heart skipped a beat, and he shrank his head back suddenly, his heart pounding, what's going on, who is this guy, his eyes are so terrifying.

Seeing the enemy's head retracted from the window, Xu Cheng remained expressionless, and began to use the fourth layer of breathing.

At the moment of the explosion, he switched to the killer card, using the super high speed brought by the fourth layer of breathing method, to avoid the explosion directly.

As long as he knew the danger in advance, the bomb wouldn't even think about hurting a single hair of his hair, and even his hair wouldn't be messed up.

After avoiding the explosion, Xu Cheng immediately used the extremely powerful dynamic vision of the eagle eye to carefully observe the reactions of everyone around him to see if anyone's reaction was abnormal.

Ordinary people must be at a loss when they encounter an explosion suddenly, only the enemy will not.

And the retracted exploding head from the window on the fifth floor perfectly fits the characteristics of the enemy.

It's human nature to watch the excitement, and it's not easy to shrink back after just one glance.

After Xu Cheng finished warming up with the breathing method, he jumped up to the height of the third floor in one breath, stretched out his feet and stomped on the wall.

With a bang, the moment the wall was trampled down, his whole body passed through the street more than ten meters wide in the air like a cannonball, and shot straight to the fifth floor opposite.

He raised his hand and punched hard at the wall on the fifth floor.

boom!
The thick reinforced concrete wall was instantly pierced, and Xu Cheng walked through the scattered dust and entered the room from the collapsed wall.

boom!
A violent explosion sounded, and the flames and terrifying shock waves instantly filled the entire room, and even spurted a huge tongue of flame along the collapsed wall.

"Wuhu! Hahahaha!"

Afro ran wildly in the corridor, laughing unabashedly.

He sensed the danger, and immediately left a stronger bomb in the room than ambushes at the door of the restaurant, and the enemy would be detonated as soon as he entered the room.

Hearing the sound of the explosion behind him, the Afro cheered while running.

boom!
boom!
boom!
But what puzzled the explosive head was, why are there still vibrations sounding, like the sound of the wall being penetrated, and getting closer?

boom!
On the left side of the exploding head, the wall of the corridor suddenly exploded, and a figure came out from inside.

With almost no time to react, the explosive head felt a tightness in his neck, and was lifted up to hang on the wall by his neck.

The windbreaker on Xu Cheng's body was covered with dust, and there were still many places where there were burnt marks. He stared at the exploding head with cold eyes: "Do you like playing with firecrackers very much?"

The afro couldn't break free from Xu Cheng's steely palm, and he suddenly grinned.

"Of course... I like it."

boom!
As soon as the voice fell, a violent explosion appeared from the explosive head. The flames and thick smoke instantly engulfed the two of them. The shock wave shook the corridor, and the electric lights on the wall were shattered.

A figure rolled out of the thick smoke, it was an afro, lying on the ground, laughing loudly behind him.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that, I can be immune to explosion damage..."

Before he finished speaking, he stopped abruptly, and his eyes widened in horror.

Xu Cheng walked out slowly from the thick smoke, stretched out his hand to wipe off the burning flames on his clothes, and said to the afro, "What are you talking about?"

　Sometimes when I write some jokes, I don’t need to distinguish between China and Japan. Originally, I planned to write about the domestic background. Writing about foreign countries is a helpless move. It’s not that I like the Japanese background. You can treat it as domestic.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)