The absurd game of a performance artist
Chapter 94
Chapter 94
Joining if you can't beat it is quite a logical thing for Mozhen.
Hearing that the curator looked out of the window with embarrassment, Mo Zhen bit his finger and found that his mouth seemed to react too quickly.
On the other hand, the skinny junior brother beside him spoke frankly without any taboo.
"Brother, have you been confused? Do you think we don't want to join the Rougailiu? We don't have the talent for body training, and we were all brushed off in the entry trial, so we joined the Jingwu Gymnasium ?”
Mo Zhen smiled awkwardly, and murmured in his heart: The co-authored Jingwu Daoguan is completely a waste recycling bin, and the curator is probably a guy with no hard goods. According to the principle of replacement of old and new things, the way of Jingwu should be It's right to be eliminated by the meat reform. The reason why I'm still holding on to this is entirely because of the existence of these wastes who can't refine their bodies!
The curator seemed a little unwilling, and said something angrily.
"Our way of martial arts is the real way of martial arts, and all [Body Transformation Dafa] are crooked ways!"
What responded to this middle-aged man was the sympathetic eyes of the entire ward.
This kind of statement is nothing more than self-deception and self-consolation. Almost no one in the entire ward believes it, even...including himself.
But life sometimes needs to be maintained by such blunt lies, and waste materials and defeated dogs also need spiritual support.
In the eyes of everyone in the Fist of Martial Arts "Although I know you don't even believe what you say, but we still want to listen to you", the curator straightened his back and continued speaking forcefully.
"The so-called meat reform was just some people who couldn't comprehend the way of martial arts at the beginning, and created a martial art by chance. As a result, more and more people took this shortcut, and the way of martial arts gradually declined. We As long as we can comprehend the true way of martial arts, we will definitely be able to revitalize the martial arts hall, and let the name of martial arts resound throughout the world!"
Then came the cheers and applause of a group of people. At this moment, there was a look of hope in their eyes.
Only Mozhen clapped his hands, but his eyes were full of imperceptible sarcasm.
This is probably the so-called reincarnation of heaven!
People who couldn't comprehend the way of martial arts at the beginning went to play physical transformation and training, and now those who are not qualified for body training came to open the Jingwu gymnasium to learn the way of martial arts...
Taking a closer look, Mo Zhen felt the feeling that the phoenix gave birth to a peacock, and the peacock gave birth to a big roc, and everything went from bad to worse.
"Cough cough!"
After a while, Mozhen still couldn't help interrupting the opponent's mental victory method and asked something more practical.
"May I ask if there are still people who really comprehend the way of martial arts?"
After a brief silence, the curator let out a long sigh, and sighed softly looking at the towering mountain peaks outside the window.
"Yes! On that Jianfeng mountain, there is an expert named Wu, who is one of the few remaining masters of martial arts! It is a pity that this person has been living in seclusion on the top of Jianfeng mountain, and does not care about world affairs. , the danger on this Jianfeng mountain..."
When he looked at the hospital bed while talking, there was no one on the bed.
At the foot of Jianfeng Mountain, looking at the towering peaks, Mozhen is eager to try.
"Mountain climbing? It's interesting. This Jianfeng mountain looks so much higher than the real mountain. I don't know where it is. It must be very enjoyable to climb!"
"Yeah, the feeling of conquering the heights is unparalleled, but you know what's better than that?"
From the other party's words, Mo Zhen heard some unique local accents.
Immediately, Mozhen turned his head to look, and saw a man wearing wooden clogs and wearing a kimono, with a sword pinned to his waist, arms folded in front of his chest, looking at the top of the mountain.
Looking at each other, Mo Zhen's first impression was that.
【A hidden front sword】
Afterwards, Mo Zhen's keen sense of smell as a game master smelled the unique aura of the other party.
After being stunned for half a second, Mo Zhen showed a delighted smile on his face, and then the other party said something.
"Of course I know, but I want to hear your opinion."
"Hahaha, of course it's an epic duel on the top of the mountain!"
It can be seen that the other party is quite a confident master, but in this world, a sword master suddenly appeared, which is a bit too out of harmony.
This guy... shouldn't be an NPC!
Strange, there are other players in the single-player script?
Mo Zhen blinked his eyes, although it was a little unbelievable, but he felt that it should be the truth.
So he said with a smile on his face.
"That's right, that's what I thought too, why don't we just climb up together and talk on the top of the mountain?"
The kimono swordsman nodded in response, looking at Mo Zhen's swollen waist.
"Good! I wonder if you have a sword?"
As he spoke, he pointed to the sword he was going to use.
"A swordsman's sword should always be with him, like a part of his body. What do you think?"
Mo Zhen smiled without saying a word, took out a small silver table knife from his pocket, and expressed his point of view.
The kimono swordsman was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.
"Hahaha, Your Excellency is such a wonderful person. I have dueled countless times, and I have never seen such a unique saber. Your understanding of the way of swords is quite unique... Good! I think this duel on the mountain will be very interesting! "
Mo Zhen showed an awkward smile, and muttered frantically in his heart: I just came here to climb the mountain, and I know how to use a hammer sword!
The swordsman in kimono made a gesture of invitation towards the mountain road ahead.
"My next alias is Yuansheng Badao Zhai, I don't know your name?"
Up to now, Mozhen can already be [-]% sure that the other party is definitely the same player as him, and he is also a Shima Teijin, and he is probably playing [Survival Competitive Mode], but he does not know what happened, but he unexpectedly appeared In my [single-player scenario mode].
However, from the words and deeds of the other party, Mo Zhen can already see that he is a very principled person, and with this kind of person in a duel, as long as the words are superb, it is basically impossible to die.
As for Mo Zhen's skill, ninety-nine percent of it is in his mouth, so he intends to replace the opponent's duel partner and have a good time.
"My name is... Xiao Mo Mamako!"
After thinking about it, Mozhen still decided to use a pseudonym. Anyway, this kind of duel that breaks up after a game is just like a one-night stand, and the name is not important at all.
The name is similar, and there is confidence in begging for mercy when the duel is duel.
Yuan Sheng nodded.
"Well, it's a nice name, it looks like it will be a very good duel!"
Mo Zhen walked up the mountain with the other party, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: What the hell, it sounds like a duel, are you buying melons?
The mountain road is rugged, but Mozhen and Shisheng are walking on flat ground.
Although Mo Zhen was struck by lightning at the opening ceremony and was thrown into the ward as soon as he appeared on the stage, but after all, he was one against ten, and the opponent was also an extraordinary master of body training.
With the blessing of Mozhen's third level, climbing mountains is no different from taking a walk after dinner.
Needless to say, Yuansheng, judging from his calm and unpredictable appearance, his level is probably not low.
Generally speaking, the higher the level of the player, the stronger the attribute bonus in the game.
But sometimes the player will start with some character settings, such as the zombified buff of the zombie dungeon, so there are many factors involved in the specific attribute calculation, and you have to look at the [Attribute Panel] to compare.
Ok?Why do you think Mozhen has no attribute panel?
Cough cough, of course this function has also been castrated like 【Ability】, it needs to be purchased in-app...
(End of this chapter)
Joining if you can't beat it is quite a logical thing for Mozhen.
Hearing that the curator looked out of the window with embarrassment, Mo Zhen bit his finger and found that his mouth seemed to react too quickly.
On the other hand, the skinny junior brother beside him spoke frankly without any taboo.
"Brother, have you been confused? Do you think we don't want to join the Rougailiu? We don't have the talent for body training, and we were all brushed off in the entry trial, so we joined the Jingwu Gymnasium ?”
Mo Zhen smiled awkwardly, and murmured in his heart: The co-authored Jingwu Daoguan is completely a waste recycling bin, and the curator is probably a guy with no hard goods. According to the principle of replacement of old and new things, the way of Jingwu should be It's right to be eliminated by the meat reform. The reason why I'm still holding on to this is entirely because of the existence of these wastes who can't refine their bodies!
The curator seemed a little unwilling, and said something angrily.
"Our way of martial arts is the real way of martial arts, and all [Body Transformation Dafa] are crooked ways!"
What responded to this middle-aged man was the sympathetic eyes of the entire ward.
This kind of statement is nothing more than self-deception and self-consolation. Almost no one in the entire ward believes it, even...including himself.
But life sometimes needs to be maintained by such blunt lies, and waste materials and defeated dogs also need spiritual support.
In the eyes of everyone in the Fist of Martial Arts "Although I know you don't even believe what you say, but we still want to listen to you", the curator straightened his back and continued speaking forcefully.
"The so-called meat reform was just some people who couldn't comprehend the way of martial arts at the beginning, and created a martial art by chance. As a result, more and more people took this shortcut, and the way of martial arts gradually declined. We As long as we can comprehend the true way of martial arts, we will definitely be able to revitalize the martial arts hall, and let the name of martial arts resound throughout the world!"
Then came the cheers and applause of a group of people. At this moment, there was a look of hope in their eyes.
Only Mozhen clapped his hands, but his eyes were full of imperceptible sarcasm.
This is probably the so-called reincarnation of heaven!
People who couldn't comprehend the way of martial arts at the beginning went to play physical transformation and training, and now those who are not qualified for body training came to open the Jingwu gymnasium to learn the way of martial arts...
Taking a closer look, Mo Zhen felt the feeling that the phoenix gave birth to a peacock, and the peacock gave birth to a big roc, and everything went from bad to worse.
"Cough cough!"
After a while, Mozhen still couldn't help interrupting the opponent's mental victory method and asked something more practical.
"May I ask if there are still people who really comprehend the way of martial arts?"
After a brief silence, the curator let out a long sigh, and sighed softly looking at the towering mountain peaks outside the window.
"Yes! On that Jianfeng mountain, there is an expert named Wu, who is one of the few remaining masters of martial arts! It is a pity that this person has been living in seclusion on the top of Jianfeng mountain, and does not care about world affairs. , the danger on this Jianfeng mountain..."
When he looked at the hospital bed while talking, there was no one on the bed.
At the foot of Jianfeng Mountain, looking at the towering peaks, Mozhen is eager to try.
"Mountain climbing? It's interesting. This Jianfeng mountain looks so much higher than the real mountain. I don't know where it is. It must be very enjoyable to climb!"
"Yeah, the feeling of conquering the heights is unparalleled, but you know what's better than that?"
From the other party's words, Mo Zhen heard some unique local accents.
Immediately, Mozhen turned his head to look, and saw a man wearing wooden clogs and wearing a kimono, with a sword pinned to his waist, arms folded in front of his chest, looking at the top of the mountain.
Looking at each other, Mo Zhen's first impression was that.
【A hidden front sword】
Afterwards, Mo Zhen's keen sense of smell as a game master smelled the unique aura of the other party.
After being stunned for half a second, Mo Zhen showed a delighted smile on his face, and then the other party said something.
"Of course I know, but I want to hear your opinion."
"Hahaha, of course it's an epic duel on the top of the mountain!"
It can be seen that the other party is quite a confident master, but in this world, a sword master suddenly appeared, which is a bit too out of harmony.
This guy... shouldn't be an NPC!
Strange, there are other players in the single-player script?
Mo Zhen blinked his eyes, although it was a little unbelievable, but he felt that it should be the truth.
So he said with a smile on his face.
"That's right, that's what I thought too, why don't we just climb up together and talk on the top of the mountain?"
The kimono swordsman nodded in response, looking at Mo Zhen's swollen waist.
"Good! I wonder if you have a sword?"
As he spoke, he pointed to the sword he was going to use.
"A swordsman's sword should always be with him, like a part of his body. What do you think?"
Mo Zhen smiled without saying a word, took out a small silver table knife from his pocket, and expressed his point of view.
The kimono swordsman was taken aback for a moment, then laughed.
"Hahaha, Your Excellency is such a wonderful person. I have dueled countless times, and I have never seen such a unique saber. Your understanding of the way of swords is quite unique... Good! I think this duel on the mountain will be very interesting! "
Mo Zhen showed an awkward smile, and muttered frantically in his heart: I just came here to climb the mountain, and I know how to use a hammer sword!
The swordsman in kimono made a gesture of invitation towards the mountain road ahead.
"My next alias is Yuansheng Badao Zhai, I don't know your name?"
Up to now, Mozhen can already be [-]% sure that the other party is definitely the same player as him, and he is also a Shima Teijin, and he is probably playing [Survival Competitive Mode], but he does not know what happened, but he unexpectedly appeared In my [single-player scenario mode].
However, from the words and deeds of the other party, Mo Zhen can already see that he is a very principled person, and with this kind of person in a duel, as long as the words are superb, it is basically impossible to die.
As for Mo Zhen's skill, ninety-nine percent of it is in his mouth, so he intends to replace the opponent's duel partner and have a good time.
"My name is... Xiao Mo Mamako!"
After thinking about it, Mozhen still decided to use a pseudonym. Anyway, this kind of duel that breaks up after a game is just like a one-night stand, and the name is not important at all.
The name is similar, and there is confidence in begging for mercy when the duel is duel.
Yuan Sheng nodded.
"Well, it's a nice name, it looks like it will be a very good duel!"
Mo Zhen walked up the mountain with the other party, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: What the hell, it sounds like a duel, are you buying melons?
The mountain road is rugged, but Mozhen and Shisheng are walking on flat ground.
Although Mo Zhen was struck by lightning at the opening ceremony and was thrown into the ward as soon as he appeared on the stage, but after all, he was one against ten, and the opponent was also an extraordinary master of body training.
With the blessing of Mozhen's third level, climbing mountains is no different from taking a walk after dinner.
Needless to say, Yuansheng, judging from his calm and unpredictable appearance, his level is probably not low.
Generally speaking, the higher the level of the player, the stronger the attribute bonus in the game.
But sometimes the player will start with some character settings, such as the zombified buff of the zombie dungeon, so there are many factors involved in the specific attribute calculation, and you have to look at the [Attribute Panel] to compare.
Ok?Why do you think Mozhen has no attribute panel?
Cough cough, of course this function has also been castrated like 【Ability】, it needs to be purchased in-app...
(End of this chapter)
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