The absurd game of a performance artist

Chapter 75 The Crazy Elf Master Part [-]

My name is Mo Zhen, and I am a performance artist.

I started a [Multiplayer Scenario] game of [Surreal Paradise].

Mr. Xu is my name in this world, it is just a meaningless code name, I can call myself by any name, such as Mo Zhenzhen...

Wait, Mo Zhenzhen?This name is too stupid, this double sound name looks like a fake, I don't want to call myself that.

No matter what my name is, I have to win the league championship of this world anyway to end this script.

This is the boring goal the game script sets for me, and I'm in no rush to complete it.

Before that, I think I should be able to have fun in this world and see what is going on in the world of Blast Shell.

To be honest, the name of this world reveals an earthy taste, like charcoal-grilled oysters.

But soon I found out that I was wrong. This world is simply the center of fashion trends, and everyone is dressed in fashion.

Wait, did I just say a free federation word?It doesn't matter, [Surreal Paradise] should not belong to Tianlongshang Kingdom, so it's okay to say so.

I wandered around casually, and found that almost everyone here is a member of the Appearance Association, and my handsome face seems to be very popular here.

Soon, I got the whole set of information about this world from those nympho guys. There are still four days before the elf contest will start, but I'm still not in a hurry.

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to wait four years to participate in the next Alliance Tournament, but in the conversation just now, I already know what is going on in this world and the Elf Tournament.

I just want to do as much fun as possible right now and get out of this boring world.

This world is very friendly to high-value creatures like me, and will provide initial sprites for free.

Haha, what a joke, am I really bored enough to receive the initial elves?

Ten minutes later, I was standing at the door of the elf center.

Nothing else, just to satisfy my curiosity.

As soon as I entered the elf center, the service staff inside started screaming with flushed faces.

"Hello! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who therefore must be the elf master!"

I am not surprised that she would say such a thing, this world is such a virtue.

I casually show a polite smile, which is as easy and natural to me as breathing.

"Not yet, it will be later. Can you take me to get the initial elf?"

She believed in what I said, as long as I get the initial elf, I can become an elf master immediately, because I am handsome enough.

What, you think I'm talking nonsense?It seems that you don't know much about logic hiding theory, so let's improve your thinking ability.

Only by improving your ability to see the truth can you appreciate my language art.

Soon, I chose my initial elf, and the difficulty of choosing did not attack me, because I had no choice at all.

"This elf has been here for a long time. She has been waiting for a true elf master like you. I think she is the only one worthy of you in this elf center!"

This colorful elf ball looks extraordinary, I picked it up without hesitation, and threw it as far as a pitcher could.

For no other reason than its weird shape makes me uncomfortable looking at it, I have a bad feeling.

But the moment I picked it up, I knew it was too late.

Before I had time to throw it out, a white light flashed out of it.

"Hi, my name is uh..."

When this colorful bean sprouts appeared in front of me, I punched it hard in the face. It was nothing more than a test of resistance.

I don't know how this guy came to this world lingeringly, but it seems that it is not the same species as the one in the world of brainless zombies, and I knocked it to the ground with a single punch.

Maybe they just look alike.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh, can you kill it?That would be great!
I seem to be equipped with a fatal rhythm talent, and I fight harder and harder.

But the smile on my face gradually became tired, MD, this guy is a liar with slander, he can't be beaten to death at all!
The quality of honesty and trustworthiness is so lacking in this world, even a bean sprout can deceive people.

I smiled and picked it up.

"Congratulations, you passed the anti-strike test, we are close partners now."

This guy was still wailing on the ground a second ago, and now he laughed heartlessly.

Sure enough, as I expected, this guy is a tricky character.

Although I don't know exactly what its ingredients are now, it is definitely not as simple as an ordinary NPC. I have never seen an NPC that runs across games.

Preliminary speculation, it may be a bunch of recycled mental data or something.

Thinking that I might run into this guy again in the future, I punched him twice again with all my strength. The ghost knows what role it will play when we meet next time.

"Hey, do you have any special abilities? You don't look very good at fighting."

It picked its shark-like sharp teeth, and said with its big tongue.

"I can beat rocks."

"I can beat you."

I gave it another punch without hesitation, and let it organize its own language well.

"No, no, listen to me. Stone is the dirtiest elf in this world, and also the strongest elf. Only I can restrain it."

"Really? So you are so powerful, then I have to train you well."

Then there was another burst of fighting training, but I was exhausted.

In order to find out what was going on, I went to the Bakugou World Historical Archives to investigate.

I checked some information, they are all about the development of elf fashion trends, I am not interested in researching this.

With my superior observation skills, and of course a little help from goggles, in a remote corner, I found an unremarkable old book, which was used by the administrator as a table foot.

I took it out, and there were some amazing things written on it.

"The more earthy the elf is, the stronger it is... It's really a history that has been covered up. It seems that I have to get an elf that is strong in the earth."

This book not only records the history of the earth turtle elf masters criss-crossing the world, but also records how they used the elf balls to capture elves.

I thought that this method could be used to capture elves, but I didn't expect that this method can only be used by rustic turtles.

Just when I was frowning, I saw a soil turtle sitting on a field ridge. I could smell the earthy smell of this guy across half an acre of land.

My goggles also reminded me at this time that this guy is the real deal.

I think I know what to do.

I have to let this kid turn this elf contest upside down. Seriously, if I participate honestly, maybe I can win the championship too.

However, I want to play my own game.

[Elf League Beauty Contest] I'm really not interested in such a thing that can win without any suspense.

(End of this chapter)