The absurd game of a performance artist

Chapter 231 Dark and Deep Fantasy (ask for monthly ticket, ask for subscription)

Seeing Chi Zhi making such a hasty decision, Xiao Gang touched his chin and nodded.

"If it was someone else, I would suggest that he take a long way to challenge the Rainbow Gym in Rainbow City. After all, the grass elves there are more suitable for the fire elves to challenge, but if it is you, I think you should have a way to defeat them. The water elves of Hualan Gym, hehehe..."

Speaking of Hualan gymnasium, the expression on Xiaogang's face gradually became abnormal...

Seeing Xiaogang's expression management that was about to lose control, Chi Zhi asked in doubt.

"What's the matter? Do you have any particularly good memories in the Hualan Gym?"

"Uh... this...hehe, you'll know when you go!"

Suddenly restraining his expression, Xiao Gang stopped his imagining in time.

After Salamander was well adjusted, the two embarked on a journey.

Outside Nibi City, just as Chi Zhi and Xiao Gang were about to go to Hualan City where the next gymnasium is located, with the sound of sirens, a figure riding a motorcycle stopped in front of them.

The heroic female police officer Miss Jun Sha took out a poke ball and said to Chi Zhi.

"You are Mr. Chi Zhi, right? This is your lost Poké Ball, and we have recovered it for you! Please keep it safe!"

Seeing the elf ball handed over by the other party, Chi Zhi wondered.

"Uh, this elf ball was given to someone else by me, not a lost loot, did you make a mistake?"

After hearing this, Miss Jun Sha quickly explained.

"Ah... don't you know that Poké Balls cannot be given away at will? Each Poké Ball has its own number and is bound to the holder. Any gift without permission is invalid!"

For a moment, Chi Zhi couldn't understand such strict control behavior.

Xiao Gang patted Chi Zhi on the shoulder and explained with a smile.

"Little Zhi, you may not be aware that Poké Balls are the only thing that can bind people to communicate with Pokémon, but it is precisely because of this that strict control is required to ensure that every Poké Ball can be used under the control of the Alliance. Otherwise, once the Poké Ball falls into the hands of those with bad morals, they will use the Poké Ball to do unimaginable evil!"

Hearing Xiao Gang's explanation, Chi Zhi immediately understood the alliance's good intentions!

In this world where the power of elves dominates everything, poke balls are like guns. If they are left unattended, they will bring infinite harm to the society!

Chi Zhi immediately said embarrassedly to Miss Junsha.

"Sorry to trouble you!"

Miss Jun Sha quickly waved her hand.

"Where is it! It is my honor to serve you! Then I will take my leave!"

After experiencing this small disturbance and saying goodbye to Nibi City, Chi Zhi felt that he was one step closer to becoming a champion and finding One Piece!
Tomorrow is also a day full of hope!
……

In a house near Changban Stone Forest.

In a small dark room, a boy with a crooked mouth was hanging by an iron chain, hanging in the air like a duck in sauce.

【Young man, theres a place you can go～】

【I said, young man, when youre short on your dough～】

【You can stay there， and Im sure you will find～】

【Many ways to have a good time～】

As a round of strong music sounded, the door of the room opened!
Wow, there are three big guys in very little cloth coming in!
Salty eyes, terrifying smiles, begging and disgusting movements, we already know that they are the best among machine guys!
As the music sounded, the eyes of those young insect catchers who stayed in the dormitory to rest revealed expressions of horror!
"It's YMCA! It's YMCA! Crooked Xiaoxuan is finished!"

Some of them covered their ears in pain, not daring to hear the stench that was about to come!
After Dagen, a member of the First Four, was arrested and imprisoned, the remaining three members of the First Four have gathered here.

The man in the hood laughed loudly.

"Xiaoxuan~ You are really naughty, how can you take other people's balls casually? Because of your naughtiness, Brother Dagen has gone in!"

At this time, Xiaoxuan's body trembled and he cried.

"Provoke! Help! Spare me! I am willing to do anything! Let me go!"

Hearing Xiaoxuan's cry, Ji Tousi raised the flag excitedly and laughed.

"Oh? Are you willing to do anything? Very good, since you took other people's balls to make things happen, then let's take your balls to redeem Brother Dagen~"

While talking, the big guys on both sides of the hooded man had already taken out their ball fetching tools, which gave Xiaoxuan a big surprise!
Seeing the powerful pliers, Xiaoxuan cried out, trembling.

"Impossible...you...damn...you can't!"

【Its fun to stay at the YMCA～】

"Hmph, hum, ah, ah, ah—"

【Its fun to stay at the YMCA～】

"Hmph, hum, ah, ah, ah, ah—"

【They have everything for you men to enjoy～】

【You can hang out with all the boys ～】

Xiaoxuan passed out in extreme pain.

When he woke up, he found himself still hanging in the dark room.

One opened his bloody mouth wide and laughed loudly.

"Hehehe, I want a hot dog~"

【Its fun to stay at the YMCA～】

"Hmph, hum, ah, ah, ah—"

【Its fun to stay at the YMCA～】

……

Hearing this cruel and inhuman sound, the young insect catchers covered their quilts and hid in the quilts, shivering!
This is the YMCA that rules them!
No one can resist, and no one dares to resist!
As long as the rhythm sounds, they will fall into a hell dominated by fear!
After the end of a YMCA song, Ji Tousi took Xiaoxuan's ball to the underground black market to trade, in exchange for enough bail to redeem Dagen.

As for Xiaoxuan, who was hanging on the iron chain, only half of the hot dog was left alone to accompany him...

Having experienced the ultimate humiliation at this moment, he has lost all hope and has fallen into the dark and deep YMCA hell.

This world is so cruel.

People of the Tianmeng can enjoy all the good treatment in the alliance, while the insect catchers at the bottom can only live fearfully in the hell shrouded in the YMCA...

At this moment, a dark and deep voice resounded in Xiaoxuan's mind!
[Young man, do you desire power? 】

At first, the entire dark room was silent.

Afterwards, a foul-smelling sticky thought emanated from Xiaoxuan's body, and that crooked mouth opened like hell, roaring loudly.

"Huh, huh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)"

Big pity!
Now Xiaoxuan has lost the human language ability, and has become a [hot dog man] who can only make a sound of "huh ah ah"!
His thoughts have completely fallen into darkness, exuding pure [evil]!
Feeling this pure dark idea, the idea in Xiaoxuan's mind said ecstatically.

【Very good! I have sensed your thoughts! Now, let me give you the power to match it...】

……

boom--

An extremely powerful flame passed by, and in the rich firelight, a crab-like elf with an orange-red body was roasted and scorched!
【Name: Mushroom Worm】

【Level: 13】

[attribute: bug]

[Element Affinity: Wood 8]

[Qualification: Gray (Mediocre)]

[Racial Potential: One Star]

[Growth Difficulty: Low]

[Introduction: The whole body is covered with mushroom spores, and the mushrooms on the back grow out as the body grows.The mushrooms that grow up by absorbing nutrients from the mushroom insects are called Cordyceps sinensis. They are very valuable mushrooms used as longevity medicines. They dig holes to get nutrients from tree roots, but almost all of them are taken away by the mushrooms on their backs. 】

Looking at the wild elves who were easily defeated, Chi Zhi shook his head.

The level of these wild elves is really too low!
Along the way, fighting continuously to the foot of Moon Sword Mountain, Little Salamander defeated an unknown number of elves before reaching level 17.

This is the result of him taking a shortcut and suppressing the evolution of the little salamander.

As the saying goes, the shortest shortcut is to take a long way around.

Although suppressing evolution will seal the strength of the elves, it is because of this that it is more convenient to stimulate the potential and speed up the upgrade.

Otherwise, with the evolved strength of Salamander, it might be impossible to advance to the next level along the way!
Being strong will bring distress. If there is no more powerful object to squeeze the potential, one can only suppress one's own strength.

Seeing Xiaozhi's distressed look, Xiaogang comforted him while using tools to remove the mushrooms from the mushroom worm.

"Don't worry Xiaozhi, there is Moon Sword Mountain in front of you. There are many fierce elves there, and there are even legendary ancient fossil species. You will definitely get a satisfactory harvest there!"

Ancient fossil species...

Hearing this powerful name, Chi Zhi couldn't help but look forward to it.

Just when the two were about to enter the entrance of Yuejian Mountain, a sharp gaze flashed in the sky, locking Xiao Gang firmly from the vast forest.

Then, with a howling gust of wind, a big bird with a huge mouth fell from the sky.

Sensing the surging storm breath from the other party, Chi Zhi quickly checked the illustrated book.

【Name: Big Mouth Gull】

【Level: 26】

[Attribute: Water/Wind]

[Qualification: Black (Excellent)]

[Element Affinity: Water 25 Wind 28]

[Racial Potential: Samsung]

[Growth Difficulty: Low]

[Introduction: An air carrier who can fly close to the surface of the sea, use a big beak to pick up food and take it away with the sea water, and can put various items into the mouth and transport them to a safe place. 】

When Xiao Gang saw the big bird that landed in front of him, he immediately thought of something.

"Ah, I didn't expect that the things I ordered before will arrive at this time. It's better to be in time than to be in time. It seems that your little fire lizard is blessed today!"

After finishing speaking, the big-mouthed gull spit out a package from its mouth, and after Xiaogang signed the receipt, the big-mouthed gull swallowed the receipt and flew up again.

Xiaogang opened the package, and there were all kinds of strange items in it, including two balls that exuded a terrifying atmosphere!
Taking a curious look at all kinds of messy things inside, Chi Zhi said curiously.

"Senior Xiaogang, these things are..."

Xiao Gang counted the materials and said with a smile.

"How many times have I said, just call me Xiaogang, these things are important materials for making energy cubes!"

"Energy cube?"

Taking out a huge preparation machine like a juice extractor from the luggage, Xiaogang said while putting the materials into the machine.

"Energy cubes are an indispensable supplement in the elf cultivation process, just like vitamin tablets. In addition to reasonable feed, energy cubes with specific formulas for each elf are also indispensable."

boom boom-

As the machine started, chunks of red cubes rolled down the exit.

Chi Zhi picked up a piece casually, and a warm breath flowed down his palm into his body, and then a string of text messages appeared in his mind.

[Name: Energy Cube Salamander Special Edition]

[quality: green]

[Type: Dungeon Consumables]

[Description: An energy cube prepared by Xiaogang's unique formula, specially tailored for Salamanders]

[Special effect: Eating it with feed can effectively help elves improve elemental affinity]

The little salamander that ate the energy cube was immediately full of vitality, and Chi Zhi could even feel the hot breath emanating from it getting stronger!
Seeing this, Xiao Gang laughed.

"The more frequent and intense the battle, the more energy cubes are needed to supplement nutrition. Otherwise, if the nutrition cannot keep up, the development of the elves will be seriously affected! It may even damage the lifespan! A qualified elf trainer must learn to Take care of your elves!"

Seeing the gradually stronger firepower on the little salamander, Chi Zhi couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"I see, the cultivation of elves is really a profound knowledge. Except for fighting, I am really just a layman in these aspects. Senior Xiaogang, I will teach you a lot in the future! By the way, what are the energy cubes used just now?" raw material?"

Seeing Xiaozhi's question, Xiaogang didn't mind, and directly said the materials he had configured.

"Ten fire tangerines, four spicy eggplants, a slice of Xiao Yanma's fire horn, a section of the tail of a chicken-billed fire beast, and a piece of flame-carved feather..."

"What?! This...there are so many elf organs in it?"

Seeing Chi Zhi's surprised look, Xiao Gang took it for granted.

"Haha, don't make a fuss. It is very normal to use the various resources of the elves reasonably, and the elves alliance has formulated detailed regulations, but it is strictly forbidden to kill elves indiscriminately. We purchase these materials from the official channels of the alliance. Here, these elves are all dead, and the materials are recycled from the corpses, and they are not hunted by the alliance..."

After thinking carefully for a while, Chi Zhi was able to recover from the violent shock.

It turns out that this is just the material recovered from the corpse of the elf!I almost thought it was a dark factory...

Then Chi Zhi apologized a little.

"Sorry, I made a fuss!"

Seeing that Xiaozhi didn't reject these things, Xiaogang said in relief.

"You can get used to it. Some extreme elf protectionists talk about these things all day long. In fact, behind these people, there are interest groups secretly manipulating them. They talk about doctrine, but their hearts are full of business..."

Chi Zhi listened to these topics with half understanding. He is not a native of this world, and he doesn't know much about the things behind them.

Anyway, these materials are collected from corpses, and it would be a waste if they are not used, and it is not a particularly harmful thing to use them to synthesize energy cubes.

While talking and laughing with Xiaogang and chatting with the elves, the two of them came to Yue Jianshan not long after.

(End of this chapter)