The absurd game of a performance artist

Chapter 226 Chizhi and Chaomeng, the beginning of the legend (two in one, please subscribe)

My name is Chi Zhi, and I am a time traveler.

Originally, I thought time travel was just a bunch of stumbling blocks on the road of spiritual civilization construction.

Unfortunately, I was retaliated against by them.

Chizhi is my name in this world. In the original world, my name is... er, what is my name?

Is it a side effect of time travel?I can't even remember what my name is.

Anyway, I must find the legendary secret treasure——One Piece, in order to restore my original life.

Ok……

I always have a feeling that I have entered the wrong world. It seems that One Piece should be found on a certain great channel, and can only be found after collecting four historical texts.

Today is the day I embark on a journey, and I'm going to the research institute in town to pick up my initial elves.

According to the tradition of elf trainers, as long as they are 15 years old, they will embark on a journey of practice with their original elves.

Downstairs, my mother Hanako was waiting for me.

"Xiaozhi, today is the day you embark on your journey, say hello to Dr. Oki for me."

Tony Oki, known as Dr. Oki, is a well-known elf doctor in the elf research institute in Zhenxin Town.

Generally speaking, it is the most normal behavior for children to ask their parents when they have doubts.

So I asked my mother.

"Mom, do you know what One Piece is?"

Mother smiled back.

"What are you talking about, kid? I can't understand it at all!"

So I put it another way.

"It is the legendary great secret treasure!"

Mother thought about it and said to me.

"I understand! You mean to become the league champion? Yes, as long as you become the league champion, you can get the legendary secret treasure!"

Uh……

So this is what One Piece means?

Gan!Can't we just call No.One directly?Riddlers are going to die!
After gradually understanding everything, I confidently took the luggage my mother handed me, and said with a slight smile.

"Okay, then I will definitely be the champion!"

Yes, I have a [personality] as firm as steel, a [personality] that is used to all difficulties, and a superb [boxing technique]. Well, although I don’t know if [boxing technique] will help you become a trainer...

In short, for this goal, nothing can stop me, because the impulse in my fiery heart cannot be stopped!

Walking into the institute, Dr. Oki was already waiting for me.

"Xiaozhi, you are here! I have been waiting for you here for a long time, come and see the elf I prepared for you!"

Three elf balls are placed in front of me. Through the elf balls, I can feel the elf breath coming from them.

Dr. Oki gave me meticulous instructions, explaining in detail the characteristics, advantages and disadvantages of the three elves, just like my father.

Speaking of which, who is my dad?

Am I a single-parent family? Why can’t I remember?
After listening to Dr. Oki's explanation, I chose the orange salamander without hesitation.

Because I like red and burning feeling.

Putting my hand on the elf ball, which is an unowned elf ball, I began to release my thoughts and have a tacit understanding with it.

The elf ball is a kind of magical thing, it can react with the human spirit, and it can be used to freely release the elves.

People can establish contact with the poke ball through spiritual ideas, and then the poke ball can communicate with the pokemon inside the ball.

Ding--

At this moment, I feel that I have completed the link with the Poké Ball!

Release the elf in the ball, it immediately waved its claws in the air and spewed flames, showing me its strong strength!
Seeing that I chose the fire-attribute elf, Dr. Oki's broad hands fell on my shoulders, encouraging me like a father.

"Good job Xiaozhi! I knew you liked red, so I would definitely choose this elf! This little salamander has already received your heart and approved you! From now on, you two will be companions with a tacit understanding! Come on, this is The alliance trainer qualification certificate and the elf illustrated book that can detect elf information, they can bring you endless help!"

After receiving the elf illustrated book and trainer qualification certificate, a bunch of information panels appeared in front of my eyes.

[Name: Alliance Trainer Qualification Certificate (Advanced)]

[quality: purple]

[Type: Dungeon · Strange Item]

[Description: A trainer qualification certificate that can freely enjoy various services. It is your luck to have it in your life!】

[Special effect: Unimpeded travel in the League of Elves]

[Name: Fairy Illustrated Book (top version)]

[quality: purple]

[Type: Dungeon · Strange Item]

[Description: The wisdom crystallization of Dr. Oki, it is your luck to have it in your life!]

[Special effect: After using it, you can explore the information panel of the elf]

It's nothing strange, I'm a time traveler, it's normal to be able to see the panel, right?

Immediately, I used the illustrated book to analyze the salamander.

【Name: Salamander♀】

【Level: 5】

[Attribute: Fire]

[Qualification: Gold (one in a million)]

[Element Affinity: Fire 34]

(Except for general-type skills, all skills can only be used if they have the element affinity of this attribute. The higher the element affinity, the greater the power. Insect-type and poison-type are natural talents of creatures, and there is no element affinity)

[Racial Potential: Seven Stars]

[Growth Difficulty: Medium]

[Introduction: An elf with the power of fire, when it is born, there is a fire burning on its tail. When the fire on its tail goes out, its life is over. Sometimes, smoke will come out from the end of the tail. 】

gold!It is actually the legendary golden quality!

The future of this little salamander is limitless!

Mmm... Dr. Oki is so nice to me!
At this moment, a boy with brown hair and black shirt strode into the institute with a wild and evil smile.

When he saw me, he immediately declared to me loudly.

"Chizhi, you are finally here! From today onwards, we will be rivals!"

This boy is...

Dr. Oki's grandson——Dongni Lvmao!
Lumao picked up a poke ball from the table, and smiled while shaking the ball in his hand.

"You must also want to become the champion of the League of Elves, right? Come to your senses, I will continue to challenge you in the future! Since you chose Salamander, then I will choose Jieyi Turtle!"

A white light flashed, and a blue-skinned turtle appeared on the ground standing on its feet.

As soon as the two reptiles met, their naked heads released a strong fighting spirit, and they stared at each other incompatible.

When the two elves were facing each other, my eyes met Lu Mao's eyes!
In this scenario, there is no need to say much about what to do next!
"Duel, let's go, Salamander (Jieyi Turtle)!"

The corners of Lu Mao's mouth raised slightly, showing a winning smile, and ordered loudly.

"Jieyi Turtle, don't fight with it, just use the water gun!"

laugh--

A thick jet of water gushes out fiercely from Jieyi Turtle's blue breasts, spraying little salamanders all over his face!
The flame on the little salamander's tail wilted on the spot, and the whole person seemed to wilt!
As a trainer, I shouted loudly without hesitation, and passed on my steel-like will to the little Salamander!
"Hold on to the little salamander! How can a weak thing like a water gun be better than a steel-like will? Water can defeat fire, just a false prejudice of the world. Get over it! Use your big tail to hit the head of Jieyi Turtle with the tail whip !"

The little salamander's eyes, which were closed by the water gun, suddenly opened!
It felt my steel-like will, and its eyes became resolute!
"Gaba—"

Its steel-like will is used to the feeling of being madly nourished by the water gun, and it goes upstream against the water gun, jumping in front of the opponent is a dragon wagging its tail!
The powerful big tail slapped Jieyi turtle's blue breasts fiercely, giving it an extremely heavy blow!
I saw Jie Yigui spit out a mouthful of old water after being whipped, and fell unconscious on the spot.

Immediately, a message was uploaded from the elf illustrated book.

[Successfully defeated Jieyi Turtle, Salamander has risen to level 6!]

Spewing out more powerful flames, Salamander proved his strength after the battle.

I couldn't help clapping my hands and laughing, celebrating loudly.

"You did well, you did well!"

Even Dr. Oki clenched his fists excitedly!
"Xiaozhi! You are so proud of me! You were able to defeat the water-attributed Jieyi turtle with a fire-attributed salamander. You have the potential to become a reverse-attribute master!"

As for Lu Mao, who was defeated by me, there was darkness in front of him.

His eyes lost their brilliance, and he reluctantly took out a handful of banknotes and handed them to me.

"Damn it, you won! But don't be too happy, I must be the one who laughs last! According to the rules of elf duels, this is your winning prize, take it!"

At that moment, I suddenly felt something, Lu Mao is the most important person in my trip, he is my destiny...

Humanoid mobile cash machine and upgrade experience package.

After losing to me, Lu Mao embarked on the journey without looking back.

But for the sake of safety, I continued to ask Dr. Oki.

"Dr. Oki, is it possible to get One Piece by becoming the league champion?"

Hearing One Piece, Damu had a fateful look in his eyes, as if saying that it was so...

"That's right Xiaozhi, if it were you, you would definitely be able to do it! The legendary secret treasure is hidden there, go find it quickly! Embark on the [Road to Champion] and challenge various gymnasiums. In the end, you will definitely find One Piece!"

So, in order to find the legendary One Piece, I embarked on the road of champion and started my own journey!
……

Speaking of the two ends, when Chi Zhi embarked on a legendary journey, a group of researchers in a remote island research institute were nervously watching the elves in the culture solution.

This elf carries their infinite hope!
hum-

Suddenly, it opened its eyes, emitting red light waves!
Unparalleled powerful power gushes out from the body of this elf, and with a slight movement of its mind, the entire incubator explodes!
The palm with only three fingers clenched slightly, and it felt its own body.

【Hmm... no biological sex, good! I just like this body, so no idiot will define my gender as biologically male or female!】

Seeing this elf with self-will break out of the vessel, everyone became nervous!

Sensing the poor will of these tiny creatures, He radiated his own great will.

[Everyone, don’t be nervous, I am God! The God who brings you unlimited joy!Show your desires, and if it's interesting enough, I'll help you make it into reality! 】

One scientist worked up the courage to refute.

"You...you are just an elf we created with the hair gene of the dream god, you are not a god!"

The elf sent out an extremely arrogant idea.

[Hahaha, so what?If it is the God of Dreams, then I am the God of Beyond Dreams! Chaomeng! Since you don’t believe in my mighty power, let me show you a little demonstration! 】

The moment the idea came out, the entire research island instantly felt the pain, and was destroyed by the majestic repulsion from this elf...

[Super Power·Shenluo Tianzheng]!
After becoming the [God of Art], Mo Zhen has elevated his [Character] to the realm of [Godhead].

The present He is the Kami of the new world! ! !
In the new world, Mo Zhen, who named himself "Super Dream", ascended into the stratosphere with his body, intending to use the whole world as a stage as the "God Beyond Dreams", and behind the scenes to arrange exciting performance art performances.

However, not long after he ascended into the air, a giant green stick insect came from afar and sent out a strong idea!
【Where did you come from, this is the territory of my god of the sky!If you don't want to be fucked by my [Painting Worm Dotting the Eyes], get out of here! 】

Chaomeng used his ability to read spiritual thoughts to obtain information about countless human beings below.

He immediately understood that this worm was one of the three beasts of Fangyuan who were revered by humans in the Fangyuan area as the god of the sky-the split air worm!

Because the people in the Fangyuan area still have the bad habit of offering sacrifices to the gods, under the blessing of many ignorant human beings, this insect really has a bit of supernatural power!
This guy's favorite thing to do is to bully aliens.

Its unique skill [Drawing Worm Eyes] can turn the body into a sharp arrow, which can easily explode a tsunami-level meteorite!
I saw Chaomeng disdain to spread the word.

[How dare you, an insect, show off in front of me [God Beyond Dreams]?See how I deal with you today! 】

When the two disagreed, a battle of gods immediately ensued!
The two elves are coming and going in the air, and the fierce battle will wipe out the atmosphere! ! !
After fighting for a long time, Mo Zhen was also secretly surprised!
Damn, why in the world I created, there are things that I can't break! ! !

And the air splitting worm was even more frightening!

【Where did this guy come from!I have never heard of such a belief. I have not absorbed the mind power of those stupid humans, accepted their offerings, and exploited their fate. How can this thing be so strong? ! 】

The witty Chaomeng immediately captured the other party's thoughts.

He suddenly realized that he had to do this to play big!

Mozhen was overjoyed immediately!

Hey hey... Language art (fool people), isn't this what I'm best at?
Pretending to be deep, Chaomeng issued a truce agreement to the split air worm.

[Okay, how about this, you occupy the sky of your unrequited love, and I occupy the part of Guandu, anyway, your believers are going around there, we will not invade each other, what do you think? 】

Unable to attack for a long time, since the opponent gave him a step, with the IQ of the worm, he naturally agreed.

Anyway, this area of ​​Kanto is the territory of [Rocky Duck] and [Fengshen], let them fight to the death!
So, staying in the stratosphere of the Kanto area, Mo Zhen started his dream journey...

Kanto area, Team Rocket base.

A man with deep decree lines is thinking hard about how to liberate the world ruled by the Tianmeng.

In order to realize the ideal of liberating the world, he secretly created Team Rocket to carry out revolutionary activities in various places, but has been officially defined as a criminal organization, and progress has been slow.

At this moment, a voice sounded in his heart!
[Middle-aged, do you yearn for power? 】

The man named Banmu was shocked!
"Of course! I need power! I want to change the world!"

[Very good! I like ambitious people like you. Wage earners who only know how to go to work don’t interest me! Let me give you the power to change the world!First of all, you have to abandon the weak Pokéball, and become a [No Ball] who relies on will to subdue the Pokémon...]

In this way, Liu Sa and Mo Zhen, incarnated as Chizhi and Chaomeng, each started their legend of Exploding Shell...

(End of this chapter)