The absurd game of a performance artist
Chapter 224 God Said, Let There Be Light (2 in 1, please subscribe)
Chapter 224 God said, let there be light (two in one, please subscribe)
Feel!
From the cold fluorescent screen, the Two-dimensional godfather felt the majestic power of [God] and the [real world] created by Him!
Every word contains an idea that cannot be expressed in thousands of words!
Behind every sentence, there are all kinds of things in the world hidden behind!
【God】has created a perfect world for the world with His mighty power full of art!
clap la la la-
Tears, unstoppable rushing down!
The monstrous true feelings of the two-dimensional godfather are like a sea, and they can be vented from the rushing body fluid!
That's right, it's impossible to be wrong, this is... This is the Two-dimensional that [God] guides us to! ! ! ! !
At this moment, he saw a brave new world ahead of the road!
All lost souls have a home, and all false images have a real support!
Do your best, do your best!
The two-dimensional godfather slapped his body hard, using a real voice to wake up the soul sleeping in the false world!
He wants to push open the door of reality and let everyone enter the Two-dimensional world created by God!
Wake up, wake up!
Discover the truth of this world, Two-dimensional is real! ! !
One, one, one after another...
Those exhausted and numb souls closed their eyes and fell into the wonderful and fantastic [Exploding Shell World]...
And the two-dimensional godfather, the messenger of [God], is still running on the streets of the magic city, making the gap in the door of reality continue to expand...
……
dream.
Spiritual imagery.
This is an illusory world.
Everyone's dream is a lonely island, entrusted with indescribable ethereal things.
However, in this illusory dreamland, there is also [reality].
When thousands of dreams are connected together under the support of [Dreamnet], everything undergoes a qualitative change...
In [Dreamnet], under the guidance of God, a new world is gradually being formed.
That world was originally just a bunch of scattered and vague images, but gradually, thousands of images merged into it, gradually filling the whole world.
One dream after another is intertwined and converged into an incomparably real world. This complex composition, the principles that are deeper than the field of quantum mechanics, cannot be understood by ordinary people, and it is even difficult to feel it!
In the depths of thousands of dreams, a pure white figure like a world tree stands quietly.
The pure white hair is like the branches and leaves on the crown of a tree, covering the heaven and the earth and connecting everything, and the thousands of worlds in the colorful eyes are like dreams and bubbles that are endless.
He is the incarnation of Monternet and the god of dreams.
Who is He?Where did he come from?Why does he exist?
The truth has passed in time and no one knows...
The only known thing is that it is indeed He who created the creation named [Dreamnet]. As the oldest god among them, every fantasy world has his incarnation named [502].
Among them, the [502] who successfully condensed [Godhead] and woke up from the muddle is observing the world led by Mozhen.
She felt that she was getting closer to a higher level of [truth]...
……
Han Mingzhe, a middle-aged man with a tragic color, is standing on the ground at the headquarters of the Zhenzhi Bureau.
After waking up from his dream, he returned to reality again, feeling the coldness of this world!
Yes, this world made him more hopeless than the cyberpunk world full of drugs, violence and exploitation.
There he could at least burn out in a cavity of passion, but here he could only stand in front of the desperate facts.
He felt very sad, because he had no way to save those people who were blinded by illusions.
At night, he lay quietly on the bed, thinking about what was left of him.
Perhaps, only his soul is still free, and he can escape to another world and rekindle his blood.
So he prayed to God.
[God!Please send me to the eternal dream again!Let me forget everything and never come back to this cold reality! 】
Closing your eyes, your thoughts slipped away from the carbon-based polymer along the network of dreams.
In that world that connects fantasy and reality, [God] answered his call.
[Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha, welcome to the world of elf shell explosion! 】
In an instant, Lao Han seemed to fall into pure oxygen, and his whole body was violently oxidized, full of infinite vitality!
This voice... this voice...
Mo Zhen! Is that you? !
Opening his eyes suddenly, Lao Han sat up in shock in his dying condition, looking at the strange room.
boom boom-
Endless memories pounded his mind, making him growl in pain.
“哼……哼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——我是……我是谁??”
When he shouted in confusion, a middle-aged woman rushed in and yelled at him.
"Han Ke! You bastard! Hurry up and go to work! If your son can't go to cram school, can't be admitted to the elf technical school, he won't be able to work in the elf alliance! You can only be a fool like you Handyman!"
memory……
Lots of memories pouring out!
I……
My name is Han Ke, and I am a handyman doing odd jobs for a living.
In this world full of magical elves, only those who can manipulate elves can truly stand at the top!
And those humble civilians can only look up to those powerful beings that roam the world!
For some reason, I seem to have a dream...
Although I can't remember the content of the dream clearly, but inexplicably, some things stayed in my body and I never forgot...
Just as Han Ke's mind was agitated, the middle-aged woman who was his wife in memory was still chattering.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and go out to work! Marrying you is a waste, I'm really blind, if I followed He Ergou back then, I wouldn't need to suffer this..."
Facing his wife's accusation, Han Ke did not bear it as before, and went out to work with a wry smile.
【character】.
This thing that travels through the world and can't be erased even if he forgets his memory makes his blood boil!
The blood in the middle-aged man's body suddenly boiled hot, and he roared angrily.
"Shut up! You vicious bitch! How can a man be subservient to others and be a life-long bastard! I want to become an elf trainer!"
After speaking, the man suddenly stood up from the bed, and resolutely started his journey...
……
A big dream.
Xuangou woke up from the dream, lying quietly on the bed like a dead dog.
He wanted to collapse on the bed like a pile of garbage and forget everything.
But in order to survive, he had to turn on the screen and face thousands of virtual internet mice again.
[Damn it, dazzle the dog! 】
【Xuangou, you fucking know you're coming back, hurry up and call your daddy twice! 】
[Hahahaha, Xuangou, you were abandoned by the rich woman!You also know how to get back to the live broadcast, you lost dog! 】
pain!
Painful feelings are surging in the body!
These barrages are like knives, stabbing his hot dog, making him unable to breathe!
In the past, he could pretend to be crazy and foolish at will, and calmly face all these slander and slander.
Because he understands that these are all fake, and he only pretends to be a clown to satisfy their empty content in order to earn money from these stupid rat people.
But now, he discovered the truth of the world.
It turned out that I was really like the barrage said, a lost dog! ! !
In the world of Robopunk 2088, the pain of being abandoned by Ruo and the humiliation of being trampled by V are unforgettable for him forever!
At this moment, those barrages that were originally innocuous began to cause the most terrifying damage to him!
[True Damage], [True Damage] is attached to the barrage!
Finally, Xuangou couldn't bear the pressure of [True Damage], and roared out of control!
"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Horrible things happened!
Xuangou found that he had lost the ability to communicate as a human being!
As soon as I open my mouth, I can only bark like a dog!
In the face of this fatal fact, he went crazy, like a wild dog, smashing the screen with one punch!
The effect of the program reached its peak at this moment!
All kinds of crazy dog videos started to go viral on the website of BiliBili. The mice in front of the screen saw the dog's madness, and laughed happily, making squeaking laughter...
Xiaoxuan, who thought she had found a shortcut in life and acted as a dog, finally turned into a dog completely.
At this moment, the crooked-mouthed dog was crying and praying to the gods while lying on the bed.
【God! Please let me start over and be a human again! I am willing to give my everything——】
In constant prayer, Xuangou gradually fell into a dream.
[Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha, welcome to the world of elf shell explosion! 】
this sound...
Is this sound...
Chairman! Mr. Xu!
Waking up from the muddle, Xuangou finds that he has become a human being again!
He became a crooked boy in his youth!
What followed was a burst of excitement!
The intense flow of information washed away the unbearable memories in his mind.
During this process, Xuangou emptied his mind, didn't think about anything, let this force wash away all the memories in his mind...
This feeling is like the whole person has been purified and reborn!
When he opened his eyes again, he was still a boy when he returned.
"Xiaoxuan! Hurry up, you are the only one missing! Don't fucking sleep, let's go catch the elves!"
The door of the dormitory was opened, and a thin young man was urging Xiaoxuan anxiously.
Capturing elves?
The crooked-mouthed boy named Xiaoxuan shuddered and suddenly remembered something.
In this world, there are thousands of magical creatures called elves.
These creatures have incredible power. They are either physically far superior to ordinary people, or have the magical power to control elements, or have unimaginable superpowers...
And among human beings, there is a group of beings who can establish relationships with elves and control them——elf trainers!
Thinking of this, the crooked boy's heart surged up!
Capturing the elves... so I'm the trainer!
Xiaoxuan immediately groped up and down, muttering.
"Huh? Where are my Pokéballs and Pokémon? If I were a trainer, I should have those things..."
Just as Xiaoxuan was looking for the elf ball, the skinny boy urged loudly.
"Hurry up! What are you dawdling about! Do you want to be YMCA!"
YMCA? !
(If you want to know the details, go to station B to search for YMCA or the ultimate insult)
For some reason, when Xiaoxuan heard these letters, Xiaoxuan's body reflexively produced a terrifying physiological reaction!
This feeling...incomparably dark, incomparably deep, made his mind so chaotic that he couldn't recall it!
Under the urging of the other party, Xiaoxuan faltered.
"I... I'm looking for my poke ball..."
Seeing the look of looking at a fool in the eyes of the thin young man, he couldn't believe it.
"Has your brain been damaged by the YMCA? How could you have a Poké Ball! Is that something you can have!"
Hearing this, Xiao Xuan was stunned for a moment, and he asked back.
"But...how can we catch elves if there is no elf ball?"
The thin boy scolded loudly, as if he wanted to wake Xiaoxuan from his unrealistic dream.
"Idiot! Use your body and nets of course! Don't be a trainer's daydream! If you don't catch the elves later, you will be killed by the YMCA tonight!"
With flesh and nets? !
This……
The physical scars and faint pain made Xiaoxuan understand that this was not a joke...
As the memory gradually becomes clearer, he gradually understands everything!
In an instant, the terrifying pressure came to him overwhelmingly. He understood that he had to catch enough elves today, otherwise he would be YMCA by those four big guys wearing very little cloth tonight!
Driven by fear, Xiao Xuan got up from the bed trembling...
……
The Empire of the Island, the Yamamoto family.
The head of the Yamamoto family, known as King Jiji, is furious at this moment!
Because the face of their Yamamoto family is lost at this moment!
After the sword soul of the Yuansheng family, Yuansheng, left in an instant, another shocking news caused turmoil in the island emperor!
Yamamoto's eldest son, Yamamoto Kunitama, actually had an affair with his attendant [K], was caught with all the stolen goods while working in a wheelchair, and was caught raped in a wheelchair! ! !
After returning from the world of Robopunk 2088, the two completely expressed their intention to let themselves go, and the result is self-evident!
The power struggle of the island emperor's family brought the deeds of the two of them to light in an instant. Yamamoto Kunitama's younger brothers had long wanted to kill this crippled superior!
His residence was monitored by countless eyeliners every day, so the two of them were arrested just as soon as they started fighting with each other!
Soon, the two who calmed down recognized their identities!
Ojiro!
Musashi Kanna!
they are……
Team Rocket traveling through the galaxy!
Just as the two were wandering in the white hole, looking forward to a white tomorrow, there was a shock in Oujiro's pants!
He quickly picked up the communicator and said respectfully
"Hello? Boss Banmu! We are implementing the latest battle plan. We are on our way to Mount Moon. Please wait for our good news! We will not let you down this time! Huh? You have to travel recently ?Okay ok, I see! Goodbye!"
Putting on the pants, Ojiro and Musashi Kanna are about to start their business after finishing their business...
……
Downstairs, a floor away from the two, a fat white-haired house girl was looking annoyed!
"Hey! It's not over, is it! The sound insulation effect of this damn apartment is too bad!"
The origin is authentic.
The original parents and daughters.
Known as Jianzong.
Heir to the Imperial Sword Art.
One dead fat house in active service.
This is the sect of swordsmanship once seen in a hundred years.
But because my elder brother Yuan Shengshun is the sage of swordsmanship once in a millennium, he was passively caught in the introversion of the swordsmanship competition, and was crazily rolled in. At the end of the roll, he began to doubt life, and found that he was not suitable for practicing swordsmanship at all, and was overwhelmed. Fleeing from Yuansheng's house overnight, sold the saber [Guanshi Zhengzong], and immediately started lying down and eating and waiting to die.
Lying on the bed in a low-cost apartment, drinking fat house sadness water, and eating fried potato chips, she said in despair.
"Damn! I've worked so hard to dream, why the hell am I still doing nothing!"
"Damn it, it must be that I haven't worked hard enough! I have to keep working hard to dream!"
"If only I could eat and sleep, eat and sleep, and be a happy fat house..."
With this dream in mind, she closed her eyes and fell asleep after the applause upstairs stopped.
Under the guidance of [God], this fat house breaks into the world where elves explode...
When she woke up, she found herself awake.
The muddled head was empty.
After a while of thinking, the body of nine hundred catties turned over, recalling that his last meal seemed to be eaten half a year ago, and now he is a little hungry after sleeping for half a year...
Ok?
In addition to being a little hungry, the belly seems to be a little hot?
"Xiaozhi, you did a great job! The fiery red attack worked! This Kadang beast has finally woken up!"
I saw a young man wearing a red hat, looking at him with shining eyes, holding a red and white elf ball in his hand, with a determined expression!
Beside him was a man with squinting eyes, a woman with orange hair and a single ponytail.
Gan!What is this!
The boy in the red hat smiled slightly, and the poke ball in his hand was spinning wildly!
The first step is to rotate, rub the poke ball in your hand hard to make it spin at a high speed!
The second step of power is to let the elf ball in your hand have a strong spiral power on the basis of rotation!
The third step is to maintain, let the rotating power of the elf ball in your hand be continuously maintained under the blessing of the mind!
What finally came out was...
Elf Ball Mystery · Helix Pill!
Feeling the crazy turning force from her belly, Jian Zong, who turned into a Kahang beast, felt her world spinning. When she regained consciousness, she had already entered the ball...
Well, in the days to come, she got her wish and lived a life of eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating.
Except for the unfriendly eyes of the female dragon named Huohong, life is really pleasant...
……
Souls, being guided by the [real world], are pursuing the [real world] they desire in their hearts.
But at this very moment, our male protagonist who is about to make waves in this world is still wandering in another world, and has not entered for a long time...
(End of this chapter)
Feel!
From the cold fluorescent screen, the Two-dimensional godfather felt the majestic power of [God] and the [real world] created by Him!
Every word contains an idea that cannot be expressed in thousands of words!
Behind every sentence, there are all kinds of things in the world hidden behind!
【God】has created a perfect world for the world with His mighty power full of art!
clap la la la-
Tears, unstoppable rushing down!
The monstrous true feelings of the two-dimensional godfather are like a sea, and they can be vented from the rushing body fluid!
That's right, it's impossible to be wrong, this is... This is the Two-dimensional that [God] guides us to! ! ! ! !
At this moment, he saw a brave new world ahead of the road!
All lost souls have a home, and all false images have a real support!
Do your best, do your best!
The two-dimensional godfather slapped his body hard, using a real voice to wake up the soul sleeping in the false world!
He wants to push open the door of reality and let everyone enter the Two-dimensional world created by God!
Wake up, wake up!
Discover the truth of this world, Two-dimensional is real! ! !
One, one, one after another...
Those exhausted and numb souls closed their eyes and fell into the wonderful and fantastic [Exploding Shell World]...
And the two-dimensional godfather, the messenger of [God], is still running on the streets of the magic city, making the gap in the door of reality continue to expand...
……
dream.
Spiritual imagery.
This is an illusory world.
Everyone's dream is a lonely island, entrusted with indescribable ethereal things.
However, in this illusory dreamland, there is also [reality].
When thousands of dreams are connected together under the support of [Dreamnet], everything undergoes a qualitative change...
In [Dreamnet], under the guidance of God, a new world is gradually being formed.
That world was originally just a bunch of scattered and vague images, but gradually, thousands of images merged into it, gradually filling the whole world.
One dream after another is intertwined and converged into an incomparably real world. This complex composition, the principles that are deeper than the field of quantum mechanics, cannot be understood by ordinary people, and it is even difficult to feel it!
In the depths of thousands of dreams, a pure white figure like a world tree stands quietly.
The pure white hair is like the branches and leaves on the crown of a tree, covering the heaven and the earth and connecting everything, and the thousands of worlds in the colorful eyes are like dreams and bubbles that are endless.
He is the incarnation of Monternet and the god of dreams.
Who is He?Where did he come from?Why does he exist?
The truth has passed in time and no one knows...
The only known thing is that it is indeed He who created the creation named [Dreamnet]. As the oldest god among them, every fantasy world has his incarnation named [502].
Among them, the [502] who successfully condensed [Godhead] and woke up from the muddle is observing the world led by Mozhen.
She felt that she was getting closer to a higher level of [truth]...
……
Han Mingzhe, a middle-aged man with a tragic color, is standing on the ground at the headquarters of the Zhenzhi Bureau.
After waking up from his dream, he returned to reality again, feeling the coldness of this world!
Yes, this world made him more hopeless than the cyberpunk world full of drugs, violence and exploitation.
There he could at least burn out in a cavity of passion, but here he could only stand in front of the desperate facts.
He felt very sad, because he had no way to save those people who were blinded by illusions.
At night, he lay quietly on the bed, thinking about what was left of him.
Perhaps, only his soul is still free, and he can escape to another world and rekindle his blood.
So he prayed to God.
[God!Please send me to the eternal dream again!Let me forget everything and never come back to this cold reality! 】
Closing your eyes, your thoughts slipped away from the carbon-based polymer along the network of dreams.
In that world that connects fantasy and reality, [God] answered his call.
[Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha, welcome to the world of elf shell explosion! 】
In an instant, Lao Han seemed to fall into pure oxygen, and his whole body was violently oxidized, full of infinite vitality!
This voice... this voice...
Mo Zhen! Is that you? !
Opening his eyes suddenly, Lao Han sat up in shock in his dying condition, looking at the strange room.
boom boom-
Endless memories pounded his mind, making him growl in pain.
“哼……哼啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊——我是……我是谁??”
When he shouted in confusion, a middle-aged woman rushed in and yelled at him.
"Han Ke! You bastard! Hurry up and go to work! If your son can't go to cram school, can't be admitted to the elf technical school, he won't be able to work in the elf alliance! You can only be a fool like you Handyman!"
memory……
Lots of memories pouring out!
I……
My name is Han Ke, and I am a handyman doing odd jobs for a living.
In this world full of magical elves, only those who can manipulate elves can truly stand at the top!
And those humble civilians can only look up to those powerful beings that roam the world!
For some reason, I seem to have a dream...
Although I can't remember the content of the dream clearly, but inexplicably, some things stayed in my body and I never forgot...
Just as Han Ke's mind was agitated, the middle-aged woman who was his wife in memory was still chattering.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hurry up and go out to work! Marrying you is a waste, I'm really blind, if I followed He Ergou back then, I wouldn't need to suffer this..."
Facing his wife's accusation, Han Ke did not bear it as before, and went out to work with a wry smile.
【character】.
This thing that travels through the world and can't be erased even if he forgets his memory makes his blood boil!
The blood in the middle-aged man's body suddenly boiled hot, and he roared angrily.
"Shut up! You vicious bitch! How can a man be subservient to others and be a life-long bastard! I want to become an elf trainer!"
After speaking, the man suddenly stood up from the bed, and resolutely started his journey...
……
A big dream.
Xuangou woke up from the dream, lying quietly on the bed like a dead dog.
He wanted to collapse on the bed like a pile of garbage and forget everything.
But in order to survive, he had to turn on the screen and face thousands of virtual internet mice again.
[Damn it, dazzle the dog! 】
【Xuangou, you fucking know you're coming back, hurry up and call your daddy twice! 】
[Hahahaha, Xuangou, you were abandoned by the rich woman!You also know how to get back to the live broadcast, you lost dog! 】
pain!
Painful feelings are surging in the body!
These barrages are like knives, stabbing his hot dog, making him unable to breathe!
In the past, he could pretend to be crazy and foolish at will, and calmly face all these slander and slander.
Because he understands that these are all fake, and he only pretends to be a clown to satisfy their empty content in order to earn money from these stupid rat people.
But now, he discovered the truth of the world.
It turned out that I was really like the barrage said, a lost dog! ! !
In the world of Robopunk 2088, the pain of being abandoned by Ruo and the humiliation of being trampled by V are unforgettable for him forever!
At this moment, those barrages that were originally innocuous began to cause the most terrifying damage to him!
[True Damage], [True Damage] is attached to the barrage!
Finally, Xuangou couldn't bear the pressure of [True Damage], and roared out of control!
"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Horrible things happened!
Xuangou found that he had lost the ability to communicate as a human being!
As soon as I open my mouth, I can only bark like a dog!
In the face of this fatal fact, he went crazy, like a wild dog, smashing the screen with one punch!
The effect of the program reached its peak at this moment!
All kinds of crazy dog videos started to go viral on the website of BiliBili. The mice in front of the screen saw the dog's madness, and laughed happily, making squeaking laughter...
Xiaoxuan, who thought she had found a shortcut in life and acted as a dog, finally turned into a dog completely.
At this moment, the crooked-mouthed dog was crying and praying to the gods while lying on the bed.
【God! Please let me start over and be a human again! I am willing to give my everything——】
In constant prayer, Xuangou gradually fell into a dream.
[Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha, welcome to the world of elf shell explosion! 】
this sound...
Is this sound...
Chairman! Mr. Xu!
Waking up from the muddle, Xuangou finds that he has become a human being again!
He became a crooked boy in his youth!
What followed was a burst of excitement!
The intense flow of information washed away the unbearable memories in his mind.
During this process, Xuangou emptied his mind, didn't think about anything, let this force wash away all the memories in his mind...
This feeling is like the whole person has been purified and reborn!
When he opened his eyes again, he was still a boy when he returned.
"Xiaoxuan! Hurry up, you are the only one missing! Don't fucking sleep, let's go catch the elves!"
The door of the dormitory was opened, and a thin young man was urging Xiaoxuan anxiously.
Capturing elves?
The crooked-mouthed boy named Xiaoxuan shuddered and suddenly remembered something.
In this world, there are thousands of magical creatures called elves.
These creatures have incredible power. They are either physically far superior to ordinary people, or have the magical power to control elements, or have unimaginable superpowers...
And among human beings, there is a group of beings who can establish relationships with elves and control them——elf trainers!
Thinking of this, the crooked boy's heart surged up!
Capturing the elves... so I'm the trainer!
Xiaoxuan immediately groped up and down, muttering.
"Huh? Where are my Pokéballs and Pokémon? If I were a trainer, I should have those things..."
Just as Xiaoxuan was looking for the elf ball, the skinny boy urged loudly.
"Hurry up! What are you dawdling about! Do you want to be YMCA!"
YMCA? !
(If you want to know the details, go to station B to search for YMCA or the ultimate insult)
For some reason, when Xiaoxuan heard these letters, Xiaoxuan's body reflexively produced a terrifying physiological reaction!
This feeling...incomparably dark, incomparably deep, made his mind so chaotic that he couldn't recall it!
Under the urging of the other party, Xiaoxuan faltered.
"I... I'm looking for my poke ball..."
Seeing the look of looking at a fool in the eyes of the thin young man, he couldn't believe it.
"Has your brain been damaged by the YMCA? How could you have a Poké Ball! Is that something you can have!"
Hearing this, Xiao Xuan was stunned for a moment, and he asked back.
"But...how can we catch elves if there is no elf ball?"
The thin boy scolded loudly, as if he wanted to wake Xiaoxuan from his unrealistic dream.
"Idiot! Use your body and nets of course! Don't be a trainer's daydream! If you don't catch the elves later, you will be killed by the YMCA tonight!"
With flesh and nets? !
This……
The physical scars and faint pain made Xiaoxuan understand that this was not a joke...
As the memory gradually becomes clearer, he gradually understands everything!
In an instant, the terrifying pressure came to him overwhelmingly. He understood that he had to catch enough elves today, otherwise he would be YMCA by those four big guys wearing very little cloth tonight!
Driven by fear, Xiao Xuan got up from the bed trembling...
……
The Empire of the Island, the Yamamoto family.
The head of the Yamamoto family, known as King Jiji, is furious at this moment!
Because the face of their Yamamoto family is lost at this moment!
After the sword soul of the Yuansheng family, Yuansheng, left in an instant, another shocking news caused turmoil in the island emperor!
Yamamoto's eldest son, Yamamoto Kunitama, actually had an affair with his attendant [K], was caught with all the stolen goods while working in a wheelchair, and was caught raped in a wheelchair! ! !
After returning from the world of Robopunk 2088, the two completely expressed their intention to let themselves go, and the result is self-evident!
The power struggle of the island emperor's family brought the deeds of the two of them to light in an instant. Yamamoto Kunitama's younger brothers had long wanted to kill this crippled superior!
His residence was monitored by countless eyeliners every day, so the two of them were arrested just as soon as they started fighting with each other!
Soon, the two who calmed down recognized their identities!
Ojiro!
Musashi Kanna!
they are……
Team Rocket traveling through the galaxy!
Just as the two were wandering in the white hole, looking forward to a white tomorrow, there was a shock in Oujiro's pants!
He quickly picked up the communicator and said respectfully
"Hello? Boss Banmu! We are implementing the latest battle plan. We are on our way to Mount Moon. Please wait for our good news! We will not let you down this time! Huh? You have to travel recently ?Okay ok, I see! Goodbye!"
Putting on the pants, Ojiro and Musashi Kanna are about to start their business after finishing their business...
……
Downstairs, a floor away from the two, a fat white-haired house girl was looking annoyed!
"Hey! It's not over, is it! The sound insulation effect of this damn apartment is too bad!"
The origin is authentic.
The original parents and daughters.
Known as Jianzong.
Heir to the Imperial Sword Art.
One dead fat house in active service.
This is the sect of swordsmanship once seen in a hundred years.
But because my elder brother Yuan Shengshun is the sage of swordsmanship once in a millennium, he was passively caught in the introversion of the swordsmanship competition, and was crazily rolled in. At the end of the roll, he began to doubt life, and found that he was not suitable for practicing swordsmanship at all, and was overwhelmed. Fleeing from Yuansheng's house overnight, sold the saber [Guanshi Zhengzong], and immediately started lying down and eating and waiting to die.
Lying on the bed in a low-cost apartment, drinking fat house sadness water, and eating fried potato chips, she said in despair.
"Damn! I've worked so hard to dream, why the hell am I still doing nothing!"
"Damn it, it must be that I haven't worked hard enough! I have to keep working hard to dream!"
"If only I could eat and sleep, eat and sleep, and be a happy fat house..."
With this dream in mind, she closed her eyes and fell asleep after the applause upstairs stopped.
Under the guidance of [God], this fat house breaks into the world where elves explode...
When she woke up, she found herself awake.
The muddled head was empty.
After a while of thinking, the body of nine hundred catties turned over, recalling that his last meal seemed to be eaten half a year ago, and now he is a little hungry after sleeping for half a year...
Ok?
In addition to being a little hungry, the belly seems to be a little hot?
"Xiaozhi, you did a great job! The fiery red attack worked! This Kadang beast has finally woken up!"
I saw a young man wearing a red hat, looking at him with shining eyes, holding a red and white elf ball in his hand, with a determined expression!
Beside him was a man with squinting eyes, a woman with orange hair and a single ponytail.
Gan!What is this!
The boy in the red hat smiled slightly, and the poke ball in his hand was spinning wildly!
The first step is to rotate, rub the poke ball in your hand hard to make it spin at a high speed!
The second step of power is to let the elf ball in your hand have a strong spiral power on the basis of rotation!
The third step is to maintain, let the rotating power of the elf ball in your hand be continuously maintained under the blessing of the mind!
What finally came out was...
Elf Ball Mystery · Helix Pill!
Feeling the crazy turning force from her belly, Jian Zong, who turned into a Kahang beast, felt her world spinning. When she regained consciousness, she had already entered the ball...
Well, in the days to come, she got her wish and lived a life of eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating.
Except for the unfriendly eyes of the female dragon named Huohong, life is really pleasant...
……
Souls, being guided by the [real world], are pursuing the [real world] they desire in their hearts.
But at this very moment, our male protagonist who is about to make waves in this world is still wandering in another world, and has not entered for a long time...
(End of this chapter)
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