Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 214 The deaf old lady's trick, the second uncle's new official took office, three fires 'burn Zou He first' (seeking subscription monthly pass)
Under Yi Zhonghai's leadership, the deaf old lady came to the mother's natal home.

Taking advantage of her age, the deaf old lady confidently slammed on the door of Da Ma's house.

"Knock, knock, knock!" The deaf old lady hit the door five times with her cane.

"Open the door, my dear daughter-in-law! I, the old woman, have come to invite you in person."

"Bang bang bang bang!" He slammed on the door even harder.

"You won't even give me the face of an old woman, will you? My good daughter-in-law!"

"Bang bang bang bang!" He slammed on the door with all his strength.

"If you don't open the door again, I'm going to lie down, old lady!"

……

The sound of knocking on the door by the deaf old lady became louder every time, and the sound of shouting also became louder every time.

The daughter-in-law yelled one mouthful, and the neighbors near Da Ma were shocked to watch.

Those who don't know the situation, look at this posture, and think that the deaf old lady is the mother-in-law of the eldest mother.

"Is this old woman Yi Zhonghai's mother?"

"Isn't it? How did I hear that Yi Zhonghai's parents died a long time ago?"

"Then what does it mean that the old woman is shouting at each daughter-in-law?"

"Sell the old with the old, rely on your seniority, and recognize your relatives indiscriminately?"

"It's possible. It's really annoying to see this old woman acting unreasonable."

"Isn't it? Those who shouted there were so noisy."

The neighbors who were quarreled over talked a lot.

The first mother was in the house, and she was also very angry.

The matter between himself and Yi Zhonghai's old couple.

What is this deaf old lady mixing with?

Think deaf old lady is also a difficult person to deal with.

The aunt was a little confused.

If the door is really opened, maybe the deaf old lady will say something.

But if she insisted on opening the door, the deaf old lady refused to give up.

For a while, the aunt was very entangled.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

"Open the door, open the door, open the door!"

……

The deaf old lady slammed on the door even more violently.

Finally, Da Ma's mother couldn't take it anymore.

"Oh, stop knocking."

"The non-stop cracking, almost knocked out my heart attack."

As he said that, he opened the door and looked at an old lady, a mother with a gloomy face.

"Is there a problem?"

"Ahaha..." The deaf old lady smiled and said, "I, I'm here to find my daughter-in-law!"

"Daughter-in-law?" The aunt's mother frowned: "Then you are looking for the wrong door, my daughter, mother-in-law and father-in-law are all dead!"

With that said, the big mother is about to close the door.

"Wait, wait," the deaf old lady stretched her legs, sandwiched between the two doors, and said, "Don't close it, I'm an old bone, if you try too hard, I'll be crushed. At that time, I will stay at your house and not leave."

"..." The first mother was speechless, she is also an elderly person, why is this guy so shameless?

While hesitating.

The deaf old lady squeezed into the room immediately.

Go inside and sit on the bench.

The deaf old lady twisted her mouth and began to say:
"Hey, my old lady came all the way, didn't she even prepare tea?"

"..." The first mother was speechless.

This old lady, is she really not polite at all?

Immediately, he looked at Yi Zhonghai who was standing aside, his eyes were full of questioning: What do you mean?Why bring a damn old woman here?Came to blackmail us?
"Then what?" Unlike the deaf old lady who was straightforward and confident, Yi Zhonghai came to ask for peace, so he naturally smiled with satisfaction and said, "Mom, this old lady is the most respected and respected old man in our courtyard. I'm not thin, so I call her daughter-in-law very affectionately, which is also an intimate name, so the old lady is also kind."

"Oh." The aunt's mother replied, then poured a cup of tea and brought it over: "Old lady, what's the matter with you today?"

"What else can it be? Of course you are here to see my daughter-in-law. Why don't you let my daughter-in-law come to see me?" The deaf old lady said, picked up the tea, blew on it, and then took a small sip. I took a sip, and then said "Ah—" very refreshingly.

"My daughter told me about this matter. If you come to persuade Yi Zhonghai to make up with her, then there's no need. She's gone." The aunt's mother said truthfully.

"What did you say? Ah?" The deaf old lady twisted her ears and squeezed her eyes: "I, I can't hear!!"

"???" The aunt's mother said again: "I say! If you come to persuade us to make peace, you don't have to bother. My daughter is really heartbroken this time. Last time Yi Zhonghai came to our house and had a big quarrel Beat, beat me, beat my grandson, and beat my daughter, and this time I did that kind of shameful deed again, this marriage, I support my daughter's divorce."

When the first mother mentioned this, she was also very angry and gritted her teeth angrily. She really didn't expect that this Yi Zhonghai was old, so old and unscrupulous. It really chilled her heart to marry her own daughter to such a guy. .

"Ah???" Faced with a lot of words from the big mother, the deaf old lady twisted her ears again and tilted her mouth: "What are you talking about? Me! I can't hear you!"

The first mother said it again and again, pouring out bitter water.

The deaf old lady didn't interrupt, and after waiting for the other party to finish speaking, the deaf old lady said again, 'What are you?I can not hear! '.

I don't know if the deaf old lady is really deaf, or just pretending.

Seeing this scene, the aunt's mother was angry: "???"

"I've been talking for a long time, dare you, but you haven't heard a word?"

The deaf old lady smiled and said, "Oh, I heard it this time. What did you say earlier? Can you say it again?"

"...Don't say anything, say something three or five times, it's meaningless to repeat it again." The mother of the first lady replied.

"What did you say? Ah??????" The deaf old lady turned her head away, pointed one ear at the mother, and shouted, "What did you say? I can't hear again."

"..." The deaf old lady slapped her face several times in a row, and the big mother was speechless.

Is this product a fake?

The deaf old lady was not in a hurry, she just sat there with her ass on her buttocks, as if she would not give up until she saw the big mother.

The two old men stood in a stalemate for nearly an hour.

During the period, some key words were said, but the deaf old lady couldn't hear them.

The big mother was so angry that she almost spit out a mouthful of old blood and died on the spot.

Soon, the first mother was defeated and ran to the inner room.

"Girl, I really can't take it anymore. Chatting with that old woman can drive people to death."

"She said a lot of what she wanted to express, and I listened quietly and carefully."

"Then it was time for me to reason, and she came back and said, 'What are you talking about? I can't hear you!', blocking my words all at once."

"No matter how many times I say it in the future, as long as it is to defend you or reason with you, she will say that she can't hear it."

"No, no, no, I can't hold on anymore. If the conversation continues, I will be pissed off."

"Go out and meet her, just beg your daughter, and send this dead old woman away."

The first mother lay down on the bed angrily, covering her chest with her hands, panting heavily.

"Mom, don't be angry, that old lady is just like that," the aunt said to her mother, "quickly calm down, quickly calm down."

"You are going to find a way to send her away now, and I will calm down. As long as she stays here, I will be in a panic all the time. Really, it's so annoying. How can there be such an annoying old man in the world?" Where are the things!" The first mother said, almost coming up in one breath.

"...Then, let me go out and talk about it." The first mother didn't want to go out, but she was even more afraid that her mother would die of anger, so she had no choice but to come out.

In order to prevent hearing the annoying conversation outside, the mother immediately closed the door of the inner room, covered her ears and closed her eyes, and kept chanting the "Jingxin Sutra" in her mouth.

Seeing the big mom coming out, the deaf old lady Yi Zhonghai immediately looked at each other with a smile.

Both of them knew very well that as long as the first mother was willing to come out to see her, there would be room for maneuver in this matter.

So, under the "moral kidnapping" and "stalking" of the deaf old lady.

The first mother has lived in the courtyard for most of her life, so she is naturally aware of the deaf old lady's urination.

I know very well that if I don't give a positive answer to today's matter, I guess the deaf old lady won't leave.

And if the deaf old lady doesn't leave, my mother will always be choked up.

If there is another long and two short, the big mother will regret it for a lifetime.

So in order to send the deaf old lady away, the first mother said: "Okay, then I will think about this matter, you go back first, and give me a few days to be quiet."

……

Upon hearing this, the deaf old lady struck while the iron was hot, and chatted for another hour.

Talking is nothing more than one day husband and wife, one hundred days of kindness, what has been married for decades, old companionship, Yi Zhonghai's character over the years... There are a lot of things like that.

In the end, seeing that the uncle calmed down a lot, the deaf old lady immediately released a big move:
"I'm the guarantor for the matter between Zhong Hai and Qin Huairu. Zhong Hai must have done nothing."

"I can assure you, an old woman, that this is a misunderstanding."

"We are all from our own family, so let me tell the truth. I asked Zhong Hai about it."

"At Zhong Hai's age, even if he wanted to achieve something, he couldn't achieve it.

"Your man hit him, he's dying."

Upon hearing this, Da Ma was startled and looked at Yi Zhonghai.

When Yi Zhonghai heard what the deaf old lady said, he was also taken aback for a moment.

Just as he was hesitating, he just received a signal from the deaf old lady winking, which Yi Zhonghai understood in seconds.

"Ah, yes, yes, I can't do anything, I'm old, I can't do it anymore." Yi Zhonghai said.

"So, you really just want to be good and don't want to leave a name?" The big mother was shocked.

"That's right, what do you think?" Yi Zhonghai said.

"So that's how it is." The aunt blushed, "Then, I misunderstood you, you are failing, why didn't you tell me."

"Oh, I'm sorry, you should understand the respectful words of a man." Yi Zhonghai smiled: "Wife, come home with me?"

Hearing this, Da Ma felt much better.

If Yi Zhonghai is dead, there is no possibility of cheating.

This rhetoric also just confirmed the worries that the aunt has been worrying in her heart for the past few years: No wonder you haven't touched me for so many years?

It turned out that it wasn't because of having an affair with Qin Huairu.

It's because of the body.

……

"Okay, I know about this, you guys go back first, I will stay at my mother's house for a few more days." The aunt's anger had subsided, and she just went back directly, which was too embarrassing, she said.

"Then you stay for a few days, you must come back, I will miss you, my wife."

"It's all gone, what else do you want me to do?" The aunt smiled and said with a blushing face, "Don't worry, I'll be back in a few days."

……

Yi Zhonghai's deaf old lady came out of the room, as if she had won a battle, she smiled happily.

"Okay, old lady, it's still a brilliant move of yours, why didn't I think of it?" Yi Zhonghai gave a thumbs up.

"Anyway, I've had decades more food than you, and I'm a little better at doing things than you, isn't it normal?" The deaf old lady giggled.

"It's just this matter. There is a problem. I said it can't be done. Then how can I get it back?"

"Oh, isn't it simple? In the future, you will say that your health suddenly recovered, and your health will recover. Can your daughter-in-law be unhappy?"

"Ah, yes, yes, why didn't I think of it, look at my brain, I'm really confused."

……

Siheyuan.

After work today.

Liu Haizhong was the first to run back and called out all the old women and children in the hospital.

And arranged for his two sons to guard the gate of the courtyard.

Anyone who comes back will be notified one by one.

"Go to the general meeting of the whole hospital and re-elect the uncle!"

Soon, everyone in the courtyard gathered together.

The second uncle and the third uncle are sitting on a bench.

"Then what, let everyone come here today, there is nothing else, it is a matter of choosing the first master in the courtyard." The second uncle Liu Haizhong stood up, puffed out his stomach, and imitated the way the leader spoke, eloquently: "As the saying goes A country cannot be without a king for a day, a family cannot be without an owner for a day, and neither can our courtyard..."

In the middle of the conversation, someone suddenly interrupted.

"Second uncle, you said this last night, don't lay the groundwork, and go straight to the point, we are still waiting to go home for dinner."

"That's right, I'm cooking and calling people over, I really know how to pick the time."

"Good guys, you guys are doing this. I ate half of it, and you forced me to bring it here. You said something important must come. It turned out that it was for choosing this. What kind of important event is this?"

"That's right, when is the wrong time to choose, why don't you be in such a rush? Can't you choose after dinner?"

……

The second uncle was eager to get promoted, and started calling everyone in the hospital as soon as he got off work.

The second uncle, who was addicted to officials, of course didn't care if it was time for the big guys to eat, so he pulled everyone over by force.

Seeing the anxious look of the second uncle, those who didn't know thought that something serious happened to the whole hospital.

In the end, when I came to see it, it was a matter of choosing a new master. Could the people in the courtyard have no objections?
"Ahem! Quiet, quiet!" Facing everyone's dissatisfaction, the second uncle Liu Haizhong waved his hand, not only did not admit his mistake, but instead said plausibly: "If you want this to go faster, you all shut up, it's noisy like this Wouldn't it be a waste of time to go?"

After hearing this, everyone stopped talking.

It's not that I was shocked by the second uncle, but I really want to finish the selection quickly so that I can go home for dinner.

Really hungry.

"Okay, okay, everyone, please be quiet, everyone is here, let's talk about it after a meeting." The third master also stood up and said something.

"Yes, what the third child said is right, I am very pleased as the second child." The second uncle Liu Haizhong immediately referred to the third grandfather as the third child to show his status as the second child: "Well, let me say it in a more popular way. The boss in our courtyard quit because of his style of work, so next, we will choose who will be the boss. Let’s vote with a show of hands. Let’s vote clearly. I can just take a look. Everyone supports the second child. There are more people, but there are more people who support the third child."

"Come on! Please raise your hand if you support Liu Haizhong, the second and second uncle in my courtyard, who will take the position of first uncle in the first place."

The second uncle Liu Haizhong said, and immediately raised his hand first, and said: "Everyone who supports me, raise your hand. I will watch it. Those who don't support me are fine. Don't be embarrassed, I will watch it too."

What I said is very straightforward.

Directly let everyone vote in person, or the first one to vote for himself.

Also threatened 'he is looking at it'?
Whoever doesn't vote here is doing right with Liu Haizhong?

Under such circumstances, some people in the courtyard who were somewhat dissatisfied with the second uncle Liu Haizhong did not dare not raise their hands.

In comparison, although the third master is calculating and loves to take advantage of small things, his attack power is obviously weaker.

And this second uncle, Liu Haizhong, is a real jerk, if he doesn't support him, he might really retaliate.

So the voting happened.

Those who originally supported the second uncle, and those who were afraid of the second uncle's revenge, raised their hands to support the second uncle.

Those who supported the third uncle chose to abstain because they were afraid of the second uncle's revenge.

And those who were unwilling to support the second uncle did not vote for the third uncle, and abstained directly, which means that no one will be offended and no one will be counted.

So the final vote is clear.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong won and became the new uncle in the courtyard.

"Then I announce that I, in my bangs, have become the newest steward in our yard!"

Looking over those who did not support him one by one, the second uncle said with a smile in Liu Haizhong.

"Hey, although there are many people who support me, there are also many people who oppose me!"

"It seems that quite a few people are very dissatisfied with my second uncle, Liu Haizhong?"

"Then, I will try my best to improve in the future, so that everyone in the hospital is satisfied with me."

Speaking of this, the second uncle Liu Haizhong looked at Zou He who voted for the third uncle, and immediately changed the subject, saying, "You mean Hezi?"

Hearing this, Zou He smiled.

Immediately narrowed his eyes.

Yo?
This is the beginning of pretense, right?

Yes, you want to pretend.

Then give you a stage.

"So what?" Zou He stepped forward and looked directly at each other: "What can you do to me?"

The old man in a courtyard really treats himself like an onion?
Others may be afraid that the bangs will give him some face.

Zou He doesn't care about him.

From Zou He's point of view, this Liu Haizhong is looking for trouble every day, with a big belly and no skills, and a temper.

If you're looking for trouble, then fight it out and see who is tougher!

"Hehe, not bad, kind!" The second uncle's bangs cocked his mouth.

In Liu Haizhong, who has accumulated grievances for a long time, he has been holding back this day.

Seeing that Zou He dared to openly vote for the third master today, Liu Haizhong felt that Zou He was provoking and declaring war!

I'm sorry, Zou He, I got a promotion in my bangs.

There are three fires for this new official to take office, and the first one will burn you, Zou He.

ps: Thank you Baofengmu for your reward.

(End of this chapter)