Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru

Chapter 196 Xu Damao rectifies Jia Zhang's family, killing two birds with one stone, and the foolish pillar suffers

These days, with the baby in his stomach threatening, Jia Zhang often asked Xu Damao for money.

Looking at the receipts in his hand, Xu Damao slapped the table angrily: "Damn Mrs. Jia Zhang, you have asked me for 39 yuan in the past few months, which is higher than my monthly salary."

This money, according to Jia Zhang's urination, Xu Damao wants to get it back, it's hard to beat the sky.

Xu Damao lost money again, was beaten again, and was pinched so much that it still hurts, not to mention how aggrieved he was.

If he didn't find an opportunity to deal with Jia Zhang's family, Xu Damao felt uncomfortable.

Xu Damao kept rolling his eyes, thinking about how to punish Jia Zhang.

……

On this day, Xu Damao was strolling outside.

"Brother Da Mao, what a coincidence, I met you here." A voice came.

"Quan Erhu, so it's you? How are you doing?" Xu Damao heard the reputation and saw Quan Erhu who was in the security department of the rolling mill before.

"What can I do? After being fired by Deputy Factory Manager Li, I have no job now, so I can only be a street slut." Quan Erhu sighed: "Hey, now my wife fights with me every day, saying that I have a money I don’t earn money for my work, and I don’t contribute a little to the family every day.”

These two tigers are the same security officer who beat up Deputy Factory Director Li when he fell from power.

Later, Vice Factory Li made a comeback again, and the first thing he did was to fire Quan Erhu, and he is now a jobless vagrant.

Xu Damao had an idea, and remembered what happened before: "How about this, Erhu, help me with my whole body."

"Punish people, how?" Quan Erhu asked.

"It's still the same as the silly column before, like this," Xu Damao rolled his hands in the void: "Wow! Then it's done."

"Then," Quan Erhu swallowed, "Then it's fine, this is it..." Quan Erhu gesticulated and squeezed his index finger and thumb together.

"Don't worry about this, the old rules, the price is the same as last time," Xu Damao said, "But this time, you won't be able to settle the money until you get paid, do you think so?"

"Da Mao, can you settle the money immediately? I really need some money to take home, or my wife will fight with me every day." Quan Erhu fought.

"Hey," Xu Damao sighed. If it was before, he could still get out a few yuan in minutes. This time he lost the bet with Zou He, and Xu Damao's family savings were all taken out, and they were emptied all at once. I had no choice but to spread my hands and said: "I also want to settle it for you immediately, but my buddy really has no money right now, so I can only pay it when I get paid. Look at this matter, you can do it if you can, and if you can't, I can only do it." Find someone else."

"All right, all right," Quan Erhu now has no salary and no source of income, how could he refuse this opportunity, seeing Xu Damao said to find someone else, Quan Erhu immediately said: "Do it! Pay the salary when it is paid. "

"That's about the same. I still need to find someone for this matter. Go find someone. I can rest assured that you will handle the matter." Xu Damao said.

"Success!" Quan Erhu immediately agreed.

Soon, Quan Erhu found Niu Jianjun who had been expelled by Deputy Factory Manager Li.

The two met Xu Damao, and waited in an alley not far from the courtyard.

After a while, Mrs. Jia Zhang swayed and walked out of the courtyard.

"Did you see it?"

Xu Damao pointed in a direction:
"It's that chubby, chubby old godmother!"

"After a while, when she comes out of the toilet, you two will pour the bucket directly on her head."

Seeing Jia Zhang, Quan Erhu suddenly shrank his pupils.

"Hiss!" Quan Erhu gasped and said, "This old bee? Is that the old bee who gave birth to a litter of wild dogs in your yard?"

"What litter of wild dogs?" Niu Jianjun widened his eyes because he understood too well.

"Oh my, haven't you heard? It's just an anecdote recently. An old woman gave birth to a litter of black and white wild dogs. There were eight of them in one litter. People from eight villages from ten miles came to watch it. Didn't you miss it? Have you passed?" Quan Erhu explained.

"I really haven't heard that... there is such a thing?" Niu Jianjun shook his head again and again: "I went back to my mother's house with my wife in the past few days, but I didn't notice it."

"Oh, then you missed this big show. In those two days, people from tens of miles around came to see this courtyard. It was as lively as a temple fair." Quan Erhu said.

"Hiss! Is it true? Humans, can they give birth to a litter of wild dogs?" Niu Jianjun was shocked.

"That's not a big deal, it was born by that old woman. I came to see it at the time, and it was definitely this person..." Quan Erhu said, "Did you say it's Da Mao?"

……

It was precisely because of this incident that Xu Damao lost more than 1000 yuan. He immediately gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, that's right, it's her!"

Hearing this, Quan Er Hu Niu Jianjun looked at each other.

"In that case, you have to pay more!" Quan Erhu Niu Jianjun said in unison.

"Why do you need to add more money? Isn't it a deal?" Xu Damao said unwillingly.

"It must be added. It's unlucky for this old bee to give birth to a litter of wild dogs. It's risky for us to punish her." Quan Erhu said again.

"Indeed, if you say that, this old woman is too sinister, and she really dare not do it without extra money." Niu Jianjun said again.

"Then, one person adds fifty cents, is it all right?" Xu Damao said angrily.

"Add another piece, Brother Da Mao, add another piece, we will do it right away." Quan Erhu countered.

"Yes, at least one more piece must be added. After all, this is still risky, otherwise there is really no way to do it." Niu Jianjun said again.

Seeing that the two were so determined, Xu Damao thought about Jia Zhang's arrogant appearance, Xu Damao gritted his teeth: "Cheng Chengcheng, add one piece, add one piece, start now, give it to me!"

"Don't worry Damao, we promise to complete the task." Quan Erhu Niu Jianjun and Hu Niu Jianjun have been working as security guards in the rolling mill for so long, and they have developed a habit. When they said this, they both stood up straight and their chests were loud.

After finishing speaking, all Erhu Niu Jianjun put on the masks they had prepared when they were fooling around.

Then the two carried a large bucket of manure and ran to the door of the toilet.

While squatting inside, Jia Zhang shouted 'Ah—', 'Oh—', 'Uh yo—' exerting strength.

With each push, you can hear, 'Boom! ' There was a sound of falling into the water.

After a while, Jia Zhang's voice finally stopped.

"According to my judgment," Quan Erhu said as he listened with his ears sideways, "It should be finished. I guess he is wiping his butt at the moment. Calculated by the time it takes for a normal person to wipe his butt, it can be as fast as three seconds and as slow as 15 seconds, let's get ready..."

"Success, you are so professional, I will listen to you." Niu Jianjun gave a thumbs up.

"Come on, start, lift it up." Quan Erhu said.

As Quan Erhu's voice fell, the two of them lifted it vigorously at the same time, and a bucket of shit was lifted high.

Waited for ten seconds.

Sure enough, Mrs. Jia Zhang walked out slowly.

Jia Zhang, who just finished pooping, now has a happy face.

"Ah—" Walking on the road, Mrs. Jia Zhang let out a long breath, and those who didn't know thought she had just drank a glass of water.

Suddenly, at the moment when Jia Zhang opened her mouth to say "ah".

boom!
One beep.

There was darkness in front of him.

Then there was the sound of "哗啦啦啦......" sounded from the top of the head and exploded under the feet.

A large bucket of excrement and urine fell from the sky and poured down Jia Zhang's head.

In an instant, Jia Zhang's hair, face, eyes, nose, mouth, ears... were all blocked by excrement and urine.

The excrement and urine flowed down the neck, and the lower body, covering Jia Zhang's entire body in an instant.

A stench mixed with the smell of urine rushed over.

Feces and urine entered Jia Zhang's open mouth.

"Ouch!" Jia Zhang retched, and spit out a lot of excrement.

Stretching out his hand, he pushed away the sticky stuff blocking his vision.

In the dark, I saw two masked people running wildly with buckets.

"what!!!!"

Jiazhang yelled, and countless feces and urine entered his mouth again.

"Bah ah ah!!!"

While spitting wildly, he scraped away the feces and urine around his mouth.

"Come on!"

"Come and catch the bad guys!"

Jia Zhang opened his throat and roared.

After yelling too hard, he took another breath and swallowed a lot of feces.

"Ouch..." Jiazhang vomited again, but the feces and urine had already entered the stomach, so it was difficult to vomit.

It is estimated that the stomach will be very confused in the future. If the stomach can speak, it will definitely say: I am here to digest food. You swallowed excrement, how can I digest it?

……

Following Jia Zhang's shout, many residents around were immediately alarmed.

Soon, people in the yard ran out one after another.

The third master Yan Bugui, the third mother, Yan Jiecheng, He Xiaohuan, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, Yan Jiedi, ran out.

Qin Huairu from the middle court ran out with Xiao Dang Sophora japonica.

Silly Zhu He Yushui also ran out.

Grandpa and Grandpa ran out.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, the second uncle in the backyard, and Liu Haizhong, the second aunt, also ran out.

Huang Mafang came out, leading Xu Guai with her belly out.

Of course, the other families in the yard, as well as Zou He's family, also ran out.

……

Many people walked out of the courtyard and followed the shouting voice.

I saw Mrs. Jia Zhang whose whole body was covered with excrement and urine.

Everyone: "???"

Xu Damao, who was hiding in the corner, bent over with a smile: "Quack quack quack quack! Old beep, I'll kill you, hahahahaha!"

……

Everyone covered their mouths and noses and approached slowly.

Seeing Jia Zhang being poured like this, everyone laughed unconsciously.

When Sha Zhu saw this scene, he suddenly felt familiar.

Can't help but think of the scene of being drenched in feces and urine before, and the familiar stench hits the face, straight into the throat and stomach.

"Ouch!!!!!!!!!!" Silly Zhu vomited violently, and tears came out.

"I'm going, silly Zhu, what are you throwing up? It's like you've been poured over?" someone said.

"Haha, you don't work in the rolling mill, you don't understand, he was really watered." Someone responded.

"Oh, so that's the case, no wonder, no wonder." Another person said.

"Who says I don't understand? Although I'm not from a rolling mill, I've also seen the incident of Sha Zhu jumping into a cesspit. It's wonderful." The man said again.

……

Hearing everyone suddenly talking about his glorious deeds, Sha Zhu's face turned red to the roots of his ears.

"What do you say I'm doing..." Silly Zhu was halfway through speaking, when the wind blew, the stinky smell from Jia Zhang's body hit, making Silly Zhu think of the smell before, and he bent down sharply like a conditioned reflex: "Ouch!! !” He spat out another big puddle of yellow water.

The people around covered their mouths and noses again.

……

"Hurry up and run after me, the person who poured on me ran in that direction."

Jia Zhang pointed in one direction, wanting everyone to catch the man.

Everyone on the scene, you look at me, I look at you, no one takes a step forward.

Because going forward, I will pass the place where Jia Zhang’s excrement is poured, and I will be attacked by the smell of Jia Zhang’s body...

"Zhuzi, go and help Jia Zhang!" said the elder Yi Zhonghai.

Silly Zhu raised his head and rolled his eyes: "???"

"Go, Zhuzi! What are you doing in a daze?" Eldest Master Yi Zhonghai said, "They are all neighbors in the same yard, you won't sit idly by, will you? You wouldn't be such a person, would you?"

The elder Yi Zhonghai said, looking at Qin Huairu and Shazhu at the same time, winking and sending a signal to Shazhu.

Seeing this, Silly Zhu understood: Grandpa Yi Zhonghai, this is giving me a chance to show off.

"Qin Huairu, you loser, why don't you hurry up and chase after him?" Jia Zhang also yelled.

"Silly Zhu, go and chase after him." Qin Huairu followed the words of the uncle and looked at Shazhu.

With just this one glance, Shazhu's heart melted all of a sudden, and he burst into laughter immediately: "Success!!!"

Saying that, Sha Zhu pinched his nose with one hand and covered his mouth with the other, and walked past Jia Zhangshi on tiptoe.

"Sizhu, you must help me catch them," said Jia Zhang, holding Shazhu's arm with both hands: "To catch them today, I must blackmail them to death. It's all up to you, silly Zhu."

Silly Zhu looked at his grabbed arm, which was already stained with a lot of excrement and urine from Jia Zhang's hands.

"Let go, you've stained my clothes." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"Oh," Jia Zhang pretended to let go, looked at Shazhu's clothes, and said, "Anyway, you are already dirty, let me wipe it."

As he said that, Jia Zhang rubbed his hand on Sha Zhu's arm...

Then, Mrs. Jia Zhang bent down again, put his face on Sha Zhu's clothes, wiped it violently, and immediately wiped the feces and urine makeup on his face onto Sha Zhu's clothes.

Silly Zhu was dumbfounded: "???"

After Jiazhang wiped the clothes on Shazhu's arms dirty, he pulled the corner of Shazhu's clothes and began to lick his neck, ready to wipe his neck.

Seeing this scene, Shazhu couldn't bear it.

"Get out!" Silly Zhu yelled, and with a slam of his hand, he immediately backed up the "Dengdengdeng" pushed by Jia Zhang by three and a half, and sat down directly on the excrement and urine on the ground, splashing countless water splashes.

Seeing this scene, the people present were stunned.

"Hiss, I dropped my ass again, it's too dirty."

"Hahahahaha! It deserves it, who told him to rub it on Shazhu's body?"

"It's really disgusting!"

"Oh my god, I still came out with food, I'm about to throw up."

"This is really wonderful."

……

Everyone, you said one sentence after another, and many people with poor appetite even retched.

Silly Zhu couldn't care less, covered his mouth and nose immediately, and ran out.

"Help Jia Zhang catch those two people, she shouldn't be angry, right?"

Thinking of this, Silly Zhu rushed forward.

Soon, in a corner, I ran into two masked people who were still peeping.

Seeing these two people, Shazhu was startled, and shouted: "It's you?!!!"

The memory struck, and Shazhu remembered the two masked people he saw after being poured.

Same figure, same mask... Definitely the same gang.

"Okay, neither of you two should try to run away today!"

"Look I don't kill you!"

Silly Zhu took a stick and chased him out.

……

On the other side, after being pushed down by Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang stood up angrily.

"Okay, silly Zhu, you dare to push me down, I will make you pay the price."

After saying that, Mrs. Jia Zhang ran to the courtyard.

Wherever they passed, everyone took a few steps back subconsciously, covering their mouths and noses...

"Bang!" Jia Zhang slammed open the door of Sha Zhu's house, and jumped directly onto Sha Zhu's bed.

Then I started to use Shazhu's quilt and sheets, and started to wipe the excrement and urine on my body...

Soon, Sha Zhu's nest was turned into an ugly place, and many flies began to fly in, looking for food.

……

Seeing this scene clearly, Xu Damao smiled crookedly:

"Quack quack quack! Not bad, not only punishing the Jia Zhang family, but also attacking Shazhu, this is killing two birds with one stone."

And Zou He, who had been watching the play quietly, couldn't help laughing.

Yes, this is really getting more and more exciting.

Keep fighting, you guys, fight hard, dog eats dog, let's see who is fierce!
(End of this chapter)