Acting for the gods

Chapter 230 The Poor and Helpless Nintendo

Lin Jiu, whose real name is Lin Fengjiao, is the ninth eldest in his family. He is a disciple of the Maoshan School and practiced Taoism since childhood.

Under the guidance of the elders of the master, Lin Jiu stood out with his extraordinary talent and won the master's true biography. He was originally appointed as the next head of the Maoshan School.

Just because he didn't want to compete with the big brother, he voluntarily withdrew and opened a dojo near Renjia Town.

A few days ago, Lin Jiu received a letter from his junior brother Ma Madi, asking him to help remove the corpse. Lin Jiu didn't go to them because he had something to do.

As a result, Ma Madi was short of manpower, so he asked his unreliable apprentice Ahao to transport Nintendo's body to Renjia Village alone.

As a result, Ah Hao was hit with a black stick halfway, and Nintendo was captured by a foreigner who likes to study zombies. He was injected with hormones and became invulnerable today.

Due to the abnormal mutation, Nintendo has a new consciousness, but he still remembers the music in the music pocket watch given to his granddaughter Ren Zhuzhu.

Just now, Nintendo came here only after hearing the sound of music, scaring Ren Zhuzhu and Ahao away.

But after listening for a while, the sound of the pocket watch disappeared, and Nintendo became angry.

It was at this time that Lin Jiu, dressed as a zombie, appeared in front of Nintendo.

He first used a trick to startle the snake, and shot at Nintendo with a talisman arrow, and then inserted a talisman arrow on his body, intending to use bitter tricks to get close to Nintendo.

Nintendo was shot by Lin Jiu with a talisman arrow before, but he didn't see who shot it. At this time, he saw a "zombie" with a talisman arrow in his body. The thoughtful Nintendo thought he had met a companion, and stood up like a big brother. After coming out, he pulled out the talisman arrow from Lin Jiu's body and broke it off.

[Does it recognize me?impossible! 】

Lin Jiu threw away the wooden board in his clothes while Nintendo was recalling.

At this time, Nintendo helped Lin Jiu up, smelled it, and asked, "Why don't you smell like a corpse?"

Most people can't understand the language of corpses. Once they reveal their secrets, they will definitely be sucked dry by Nintendo.

At this time, the importance of knowing a foreign language is reflected.

Lin Jiu is knowledgeable and talented, and he can really talk nonsense when he sees people talking, and the corpse language comes out of his mouth: "I just died a few days ago, so of course I don't smell like a corpse."

Nintendo is intelligent, but he is like a newborn, just like a child of a few years old, innocent and innocent, he immediately believed Lin Jiu's nonsense.

I don't even think about it, I have to take hormones to walk in the sun, so what is the reason for the zombies in front of me?
As far as this IQ is concerned, if you don't use some ability, you probably won't be able to keep your money if you go to northern Myanmar.

Just then, a firefly flew over and landed on Nintendo's shoulder.

This firefly is the guiding firefly.

Nintendo and Lin Jiu didn't care, and continued to communicate.

"Where are you going?"

"Go to Renjia Village."

"Me too, let's go together, I'll cover you."

"Okay!"

Saying that, Nintendo took the lead and jumped towards the direction of Renjia Village.

At this time, Jiang Fan, Nuqingji, Wuxin, Xiaodingmao, and Yueya were on the bank of the river. Because Jiang Fan set up a four-panel formation and a blindfold to isolate the sound, smell, and sight, outsiders couldn't see it at all. Without them, even Nintendo couldn't smell the blood of strangers.

"How come there are two zombies, and they can still move in the daytime? It's really strange. Aren't zombies afraid of the sun?"

Unintentionally puzzled.

Xiaodingmao gave Wuxin a blank look: "What kind of eyes do you have, one is a zombie and the other is a human."

"Human? How can people mix with zombies and speak corpse language? I don't even know it."

Unintentionally glanced at Lin Jiu, tried to use Fayan, but he didn't see the corpse aura: "It's really a person, there are two tricks."

Xiaodingmao said: "The corpse language is not difficult, and not all zombies are afraid of the sun, there are different types of zombies, some high-level zombies are completely immune to sunlight, can hide corpse aura, and even have special supernatural powers. "

"Oh~"

Wu Xin nodded, indicating that her knowledge has increased.

Yueya didn't intervene, she was a cook now, she came here after her, and she was still a little scared when she saw the zombie.

Nu Qingji looked at Jiang Fan: "Do you want to do it?"

"Lets see."

While talking, Jiang Fan took out his mobile phone and started recording.

The scene of Uncle Ying catching zombies is not easy to see. If you take it back and put it on the Internet, you may become a popular blogger overnight.

The premise is that no one can find out the title.

[Uncle Ying! 】

When Jiang Fan saw Lin Jiu, he felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy.

I remember watching zombie movies when I was a child, looking forward to it and being afraid.

Sometimes after watching a zombie movie, I dare not walk at night. When I encounter a dark place, I will speed up, for fear that a vampire zombie with a blue face and fangs will appear in a dark corner.

But as long as you see Uncle Ying playing, you will feel an indescribable sense of security.

It's a pity that Uncle Ying died young, and zombie movies also declined, and the original taste can no longer be made!
"Master, what magic weapon are you holding in your hand?"

Seeing the mobile phone in Jiang Fan's hand, Wuxin moved over curiously. Xiao Dingmao also wanted to see it, but he turned into a human figure, only 1.5 meters tall, and beside Jiang Fan who was 1.8 meters seven, he could only look up.

"This is a mobile phone. It can take pictures and videos. I would like to give you one."

As Jiang Fan said, he took out a new mobile phone from his pouch and handed it to Wu Xin.

Xiaodingmao looked at Jiang Fan: "Master, I want it too."

As a glutton, Xiaodingmao is not only greedy, but also greedy. When he sees a novelty, he wants to take it for himself.

"Okay, everyone has a share."

Jiang Fan took out the mobile phone he brought from the world of bad people and handed it to Xiaodingmao and Yueya.

The performance of this phone is better than that of Apple in the real world. It can watch videos for a day after charging for 3 minutes. It can also be shared in the real world by plugging in the card. It has all kinds of functions and can also communicate with short-distance wireless video.

Can be used for communication purposes.

While Wuxin, Yueya and Xiaodingmao were playing with their mobile phones, Lin Jiu, who was bouncing around with Nintendo, had already started to make moves.

I saw that Lin Jiu didn't talk about martial arts, and attacked from behind. A command flag flew out and stuck in Nintendo's back.

But Nintendo remained silent and danced even more happily.

Seeing this, not only Lin Jiu was stunned, but Wuxin, who was watching the play, was also stunned.

"Is this Taoist priest's command flag a good-looking thing? Why is it not effective at all?"

Hearing Wuxin's words, Jiang Fan said: "That Lingqi is not a badass, it's just that this zombie is weird, and he is not afraid of ordinary Taoism."

"Not afraid of Taoism, what is the origin of this zombie?"

At the beginning, Wuxin felt that it would not be difficult to deal with Nintendo, but he didn't expect that there was no way to attack Nintendo, so how could it be fun.

[I don't know if my blood is useful to it? 】

It was the first time I met a zombie who was not afraid of Taoism, and Wuxin felt a little helpless against the blood of his own victory over the enemy.

At the same time, Lin Jiu resorted to frequent tricks. Five emperors' coins, thunder and lightning charms, and Yin-Yang gossip mirrors took turns, but unfortunately none of them worked, and several magic weapons were damaged. It can be said that he lost his wife and lost his army.

He was hit one after another, although he didn't get hurt, Nintendo still felt something was wrong. He looked around but didn't see the enemy.

Then his eyes paused in the direction of Jiang Fan and the others.

"Has it been discovered?"

asked involuntarily.

"should not."

Jiang Fan was still very confident in his formation skills, and signaled everyone to be careful, while he continued to observe.

Sure enough, Nintendo quickly averted his gaze and let Lin Jiu go first to observe the environment by himself.

Glancing around, Nintendo turned its attention to the direction of Jiang Fan and the others, and then seemed to have discovered something, and jumped over.

"Master, I'll go meet it."

Nuqing Chicken yawned, and then volunteered, ready to show off.

"Well, be careful."

Jiang Fan reminded him that he was not worried about the safety of Nuqing Chicken.

After the Nuqing Chicken is fused with the Chicken Dabao substitute card, its strongest point lies not in its force, but in its ability to invent.

In the more than 100 years in the world of bad people, Nuqing Chicken is not wasting time, but a leader in cutting-edge technology.

The Nuqing chicken contributed a lot to the Datang Federation's ability to transform from a feudal dynasty into a modern society within a few decades.

Jiang Fan didn't know how much black technology equipment Nuqingji had on him. Even if Nuqingji suddenly pulled out a star destroyer from his pocket that day, Jiang Fan would not be surprised.

When Nintendo approached 50 meters, the Nuqing Chicken wearing Wang Ye's vest walked out of the range of the formation and appeared in Nintendo's sight.

Seeing that Nuqing Chicken looked like a Taoist priest, Nintendo immediately blamed him for the attack just now, howling and jumping towards Nuqing Chicken.

"No, why is someone here!"

When Lin Jiu saw a little Taoist priest appearing in the forest, his complexion changed. He didn't care to hide his identity, and shouted loudly: "Fellow Taoist, run, this zombie is very powerful!"

Nuqing Chicken didn't move, but put on a Tai Chi posture, and said in the same tone as Ye Wen: "The king of Tianshifu, I will let you see my Taoism today."

Nintendo doesn't care if you are Wang Ye or Ip Man, just jump over and want to suck blood.

It can feel that the person in front of him is different from ordinary people, and has extraordinarily strong blood, which is very attractive to it.

Even the exposed Lin Jiu didn't care, just wanted to suck the blood of the person in front of him.

Compared with the zombies of General Chen's lineage, mutated zombies like Nintendo didn't retain much of their original memories, and were easily impulsive and emotional. Once they went crazy, their relatives would not recognize them.

Before getting close, a terrifying yin energy burst out at Nintendo, turning into a gust of yin wind and sweeping around.

Nuqing Chicken felt a faint sense of danger, but it was nothing compared to the gluttonous little cat.

But Lin Jiu saw that the little Taoist priest in front of him didn't run away, and wanted to fight Nintendo, so he ran over quickly, ready to save people.

But his speed is much slower than Nintendo.

At this time, Nintendo was only ten meters away from Nuqing Chicken.

Nu Qingji's hands slowly stretched out from the wide sleeves, holding a cool-looking pistol in each hand.

The Gauss pistol, one of Nu Qing Chicken's inventions, generates an electromagnetic force field that accelerates the bullet to an astonishing speed and fires it out, bringing huge lethality. The range, accuracy and stopping force are all perfect.

Its power far exceeds that of mainstream gunpowder weapons.

The effective range is 300 meters. After the super-alloy bullet is fired, it has a powerful electric shock capability and strong penetrating power. However, after exceeding 300 meters, the bullet will vaporize due to friction and no longer have lethality.

Naturally, Nintendo didn't know the Gauss pistol, but when Nu Qingji showed the Gauss pistol, it instinctively sensed the danger.

"Bang bang bang!"

Nuqing Chicken raised his gun and shot, at a distance of ten meters, Nintendo's reaction speed couldn't dodge at all, and two bowl-sized holes were punched out of his body in an instant.

What the hell?

Lin Jiu, who was running, saw a flash of cold light, and several big trees beside him were pierced through and creaked together.

Shocked, Lin Jiu quickly stepped back to avoid the fallen trees.

Then he looked at the little Taoist priest holding a pistol in horror.

You call this Taoism?

I read less, don't lie to me!

Wuxin, Xiaodingmao, and Yueya were also shocked, but they stood behind Nuqingji and couldn't see the Gauss pistol in Nuqingji's hand, so they thought it was some powerful Taoism.

"Master, I want to learn this."

Wuxin's eyes lit up, looking at Jiang Fan expectantly.

Little Dingmao felt something was wrong.

And Nintendo, who was opposite Nuqing Chicken, looked down at his abdomen, both of his waists were beaten, and he was extremely angry.

"You can't kill him like this, it seems like you'll get a headshot."

Nuqing Chicken raised his gun and shot again, but this time Nintendo learned his skills, and a teleportation appeared behind Nu Qing Chicken, and he opened his mouth to bite Nu Qing Chicken's neck.

The Nuqing chicken felt a chill, put away the Gauss pistol in an instant, and used a "wild horse split mane", turned his left foot sharply, turned his body at the same time, sat down firmly with his waist loosened, his right hand stuck to Nintendo's right wrist, and drove the opponent The figure shifted, and at the same time, he stepped forward with his right foot and arched his leg. With his forearm of his right hand, he aimed at Nintendo's right armpit.

Nintendo's body is not afraid of Taoism, but it is not invulnerable. For example, its physical body is still at the level of a walking corpse, not copper-skinned and iron-skinned, and a sword can cut it.

As a bird, the Nuqing Chicken is two feet tall and powerful. It can grab an elephant and fly in the sky. With one blow, Nintendo is directly knocked off the ground and flies into the air.

The underarms were covered with ice, which quickly spread to the whole body.

If it is an ordinary person, if it falls on the ground, it will definitely turn into a ball of ice slag, with no bones left.

But after Nintendo fell to the ground, its body didn't break into pieces, it was just covered in frost.

"Woooooo~"

Accompanied by a roar, a chilly corpse aura emerged from Nintendo's body, offsetting the ice seal of Naiqiong Shenbing, his body trembled, and snowflakes splashed everywhere.

"I don't believe I can't kill you."

Nu Qingji's five fingers became claws, and boundless karmic flames emerged from the palm of his palm, and he grabbed Nintendo's face with all his might.

Flames poured in from Nintendo's mouth and nose, and under the burning, there were bursts of foul-smelling black smoke.

However, Wuliang Karma was still extinguished by Nintendo's corpse aura, only burning Nintendo's face, making it look even more hideous and terrifying.

Having suffered several big losses in succession, Nintendo was furious. He grabbed the Nuqing Chicken's hands and swung the big windmill, throwing the Nuqing Chicken flying out.

Seeing this, Jiang Fan stood in front of the Nuqing Chicken, and used Tai Chi Soft Strength to divert the impact force, dragging the Nuqing Chicken's body and placing it on the ground stably.

I saw a dazzling golden light emerging from Jiang Fan's body, his eyes were like lightning, and his figure seemed to be infinitely magnified.

"This is……"

Lin Jiu opened his eyes wide and looked at Jiang Fan who suddenly appeared, shining golden light. He felt that the extremely ferocious Nintendo suddenly became weak, helpless, and pitiful in front of this old celestial master.

Jiang Fan didn't rush to make a move, but said righteously to Wu Xin and Xiao Dingmao behind him: "To deal with this kind of evil heretic, you don't need to reason with him, let's go together."

"clear."

"Then we're welcome!"

Wearing the same Taoist robe, Wu Xin and Xiao Dingmao stood out from the formation, and surrounded Nintendo with Jiang Fan and Nu Qingji.

Lin Jiu shook his head when he saw that posture, and even felt a little sympathetic to Nintendo in his heart!
　The five chapters are integrated into three chapters, and there is no cutting corners. I am looking for a wave of recommendation tickets. If there are monthly tickets, it is best to vote at double time. Thank you for your support.

　　
　
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