This world is terrible
Chapter 53 Cousin Cousin
Chapter 53 Cousin Cousin
January 1st, New Year's Day.
"Ayi?"
"Ayi—"
Gao Yi got up from the bed, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and suddenly found that there seemed to be something missing around him.
"Ayi, are you awake? It's 2022."
"Come out quickly and clean up the house with me."
Poking his head out of the small bed, Gao Yi suddenly found his own body pillow on the carpet.
The bed is so small that it is so uncomfortable.
Tucking the pillow into the warm blanket, regardless of the fact that it was too cold, Gao Yi hugged it and continued to sleep.
Boom boom boom!
"Ayi, can you get up for a while?"
Annoying.
"I'm talking to you, did you hear me!"
Kaka!
"Why did you lock the door again, kid? Come out quickly! Another year older, why don't you let your brother save some time?"
Xiaodi's head suddenly popped out from the closet, and it asked in a high voice: "Snacks? What kind of snacks? Cousin, I want to eat..."
The Angry Birds figurine flew over and shot Piper down.
"Just come... just come."
After being so noisy by his cousin, Gao Yi doesn't feel much sleepy now.Grabbing the clothes on the back of the chair casually, he walked towards the outer corner of the room.
When passing by Xiao Di with mosquito-repellent eyes, Gao Yi deliberately mended his feet again.
Damn it, it has been taking the blame for itself a lot these days.
At this time, in the corner outside the door, there is a tree of ice and snow standing.
On the top and bottom of its dense branches, there are also various pendants, which are dazzling and colorful.
-
☆(1000)(max)
Festival Atmosphere Index—Crazy!
Is it - Summon the fairy reindeer?
-
Seeing this, Gao Yi couldn't help showing a smile.
During the few days from the Ice and Snow Festival to New Year's Day, he never gave up his research on [Ode to Ice and Snow].
Now, after "relentless efforts" research.He finally discovered a characteristic of [Ode to Ice and Snow].
That is - the ice and snow gift tree will not disappear with the withdrawal of the different painting!
This shows what?
[Snow and Ice Carol] Requirements for festival atmosphere index, you can "charge" earlier!
I don't have to do anything, just find a place where the gift tree can be placed, put it down directly, and the gift tree will automatically "charge" according to the surrounding festive atmosphere.
This finding is small, but the impact can be quite large.
In Gao Yi's mind, there are at least a dozen kinds of coquettish operations brewing.
If he wanted to go home, he could switch back to [Ode to Ice and Snow] at any time and activate the ability to teleport to the side of the gift tree.
Isn't this just going back to the city? !
Also - after the festive atmosphere index reaches "Happy", [Happy Ice and Snow] can increase the damage and attack speed of the surrounding objects with "[Ice and Snow Carol]/[Festival Celebration]".
But you should know that in the themed paintings, everything related to festivals belongs to double-series affixes!
So no matter which festival is different, it must have the word "festival celebration".
Isn't this just abduction? !
Now Gao Yi can charge in advance, so that [Ode to Ice and Snow] can be said to be the mother of all festivals!
Cut off and on in seconds, and then switch to the combat system in the festival painting, doesn't this take off directly?
Holiday stream? get!
Gao Yi took a deep breath and gradually calmed down.
There is also one of the best.
【Ice and Snow Carol】's finishing move——[Ice and Snow!reindeer!Big shock! ].
The current him is completely able to cut different paintings in seconds and perform instant finishing moves!
This means that after the top-level output of "Calling of the Mountains", Gao Yi still has a long way to go!
Who can stand this?
"Suddenly I feel so awesome!"
Gao Yi with his hips on his hips: "From now on, in Donghai, no one will try to yell at me."
"Are you freaking out?!"
Cousin was cursing outside: "I have something urgent to go out, so hurry up and eat my meal!"
"You can't skip breakfast!"
"Good." Gao Yi ran out.
"Dim sum." Xiao Di happily followed.
Then, it was locked in the room by Gao Yi.
Xiao Di looked at the tall handle and jumped up and down.
out of reach.
"Xiao Gao, you are a dog..."
In the living room, Gao Yi concentrated on a pot of fried rice.
The cousin standing aside wrapped up his scarf and was about to go out.
Drop drop-
The phone on the table vibrated suddenly.
"Um?
Gao Yi was a little strange: "Video call?"
Usually no one talks to him via video call, so who could it be?
"cousin!"
The video was connected, and a little mushroom with a side ponytail waved happily, calling out crisply.
Gao Yi's hometown, as well as his aunt's house, are all in a subordinate city next to the East China Sea.In addition to having a social animal cousin, he also has a cousin who just entered the first grade of junior high school.
Hearing the sound, the cousin who was changing shoes at the door turned around with a strange expression on his face: "Ah Yi, when did you learn false pronunciation, you look like our sister."
"It's Shi Yi calling."
Gao Yi flicked the screen of his mobile phone, and his cousin rushed back.
"Sister~ you're on vacation~"
"Wow, it's disgusting, cousin, can you get him away from the screen." Gao Shiyi's side suddenly went dark.
"Okay. Yule, go pry the oyster." Gao Yi pushed his cousin away.
I am the real brother!
The cousin looked sad and indignant.
"Cousin, when are you going home to prepare for the New Year?" Shi Yi's cheerful voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Um……"
Gao Yi thought for a while: "Probably... around the 12th."
Although Seven Unbelievables did not cause any harm to the real campus, the executive bureau will definitely not allow the school to resume classes in a short time.
This is why Gao Yi rests from the Ice and Snow Festival until New Year's Day.In the future, in the few days before the Chinese New Year, he may still have to rest.
Just think about it.
"number 12?"
Shi Yi's voice was a little low: "It will take a long time. I am alone at home all day long. It's really boring."
Gao Yi glanced at his cousin: "Auntie, what's the matter?"No more baby girls?
The cousin looked confused: So, I still have my parents... Oh yes, I haven't contacted me for so long that I even forgot.
Yule, go and pry oysters.
Gao Yi blinked at Xiao Guliang, who was a bit disappointed, and comforted him: "Don't worry, it's only ten days, and it will pass in the blink of an eye."
"When the time comes, we'll be going home as fast as a rocket."
Hearing Gao Yi's comfort, Gao Shiyi finally laughed again: "That's good, you must come back early."
The video ends.
In the background noise, Gao Yi seemed to hear the sound of wheels rolling on the floor.
"Ayi! My sister said you, did you hear that, she said you! She has me in her heart!"
His thoughts were interrupted, Gao Yi looked at his cousin speechlessly: "You are too humble."
"What do you know? I used to be young and ignorant, and I used to bully my sister all the time, but now I know how good my sister is when I grow up."
"In order to restore this family relationship, I am willing to pay any price..."
Gao Yi seemed to have remembered something, and the veins on his forehead twitched: "So you don't plan to make up for what you did to your cousin?"
"Ahaha, I'm going to work first."
The cousin ran away immediately.
"Ah."
Gao Yi stared at the direction he was going away for a long time, and snorted coldly.
"It's a pity to have to go to work."
Not like me, but still...
ding dong~
-
[Class [-], Senior [-], No. [-] Middle School]
Teacher Ma: Attention, students. Starting from the 2nd, our whole school will use online courses for teaching. Click www.xxxxxxx.com to register for me immediately.
Teacher Ma: @all members
Brother Watermelon: What bully school?
Pineapple Prince: +1
Banana Layman: +1
Allen: +1
Brother Watermelon: Anonymous is not allowed.
Brother Watermelon: You are looking for death.
——Enabled all speech ban——
-
ding dong~
-
[Subgroup of Class [-], Senior [-], No. [-] Middle School]
Teacher Ma: Tomorrow, as long as I know who the Dragon King is, all of you unhealthy groups can be arrested.
Teacher Ma: Wait until you die.
-
Staring at the ID "Brother Watermelon", cold sweat broke out on Gao Yi's forehead.
Made...it's over.
Thanks to friends from "Makino Canglan", "Fat Tiger of Judgment Elementary School", "Rookie 2333 who loves to read", "Postman SA101", "gllyt" and "Book Friends 20200105104240465" for their rewards, thank you very much~
(End of this chapter)
January 1st, New Year's Day.
"Ayi?"
"Ayi—"
Gao Yi got up from the bed, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and suddenly found that there seemed to be something missing around him.
"Ayi, are you awake? It's 2022."
"Come out quickly and clean up the house with me."
Poking his head out of the small bed, Gao Yi suddenly found his own body pillow on the carpet.
The bed is so small that it is so uncomfortable.
Tucking the pillow into the warm blanket, regardless of the fact that it was too cold, Gao Yi hugged it and continued to sleep.
Boom boom boom!
"Ayi, can you get up for a while?"
Annoying.
"I'm talking to you, did you hear me!"
Kaka!
"Why did you lock the door again, kid? Come out quickly! Another year older, why don't you let your brother save some time?"
Xiaodi's head suddenly popped out from the closet, and it asked in a high voice: "Snacks? What kind of snacks? Cousin, I want to eat..."
The Angry Birds figurine flew over and shot Piper down.
"Just come... just come."
After being so noisy by his cousin, Gao Yi doesn't feel much sleepy now.Grabbing the clothes on the back of the chair casually, he walked towards the outer corner of the room.
When passing by Xiao Di with mosquito-repellent eyes, Gao Yi deliberately mended his feet again.
Damn it, it has been taking the blame for itself a lot these days.
At this time, in the corner outside the door, there is a tree of ice and snow standing.
On the top and bottom of its dense branches, there are also various pendants, which are dazzling and colorful.
-
☆(1000)(max)
Festival Atmosphere Index—Crazy!
Is it - Summon the fairy reindeer?
-
Seeing this, Gao Yi couldn't help showing a smile.
During the few days from the Ice and Snow Festival to New Year's Day, he never gave up his research on [Ode to Ice and Snow].
Now, after "relentless efforts" research.He finally discovered a characteristic of [Ode to Ice and Snow].
That is - the ice and snow gift tree will not disappear with the withdrawal of the different painting!
This shows what?
[Snow and Ice Carol] Requirements for festival atmosphere index, you can "charge" earlier!
I don't have to do anything, just find a place where the gift tree can be placed, put it down directly, and the gift tree will automatically "charge" according to the surrounding festive atmosphere.
This finding is small, but the impact can be quite large.
In Gao Yi's mind, there are at least a dozen kinds of coquettish operations brewing.
If he wanted to go home, he could switch back to [Ode to Ice and Snow] at any time and activate the ability to teleport to the side of the gift tree.
Isn't this just going back to the city? !
Also - after the festive atmosphere index reaches "Happy", [Happy Ice and Snow] can increase the damage and attack speed of the surrounding objects with "[Ice and Snow Carol]/[Festival Celebration]".
But you should know that in the themed paintings, everything related to festivals belongs to double-series affixes!
So no matter which festival is different, it must have the word "festival celebration".
Isn't this just abduction? !
Now Gao Yi can charge in advance, so that [Ode to Ice and Snow] can be said to be the mother of all festivals!
Cut off and on in seconds, and then switch to the combat system in the festival painting, doesn't this take off directly?
Holiday stream? get!
Gao Yi took a deep breath and gradually calmed down.
There is also one of the best.
【Ice and Snow Carol】's finishing move——[Ice and Snow!reindeer!Big shock! ].
The current him is completely able to cut different paintings in seconds and perform instant finishing moves!
This means that after the top-level output of "Calling of the Mountains", Gao Yi still has a long way to go!
Who can stand this?
"Suddenly I feel so awesome!"
Gao Yi with his hips on his hips: "From now on, in Donghai, no one will try to yell at me."
"Are you freaking out?!"
Cousin was cursing outside: "I have something urgent to go out, so hurry up and eat my meal!"
"You can't skip breakfast!"
"Good." Gao Yi ran out.
"Dim sum." Xiao Di happily followed.
Then, it was locked in the room by Gao Yi.
Xiao Di looked at the tall handle and jumped up and down.
out of reach.
"Xiao Gao, you are a dog..."
In the living room, Gao Yi concentrated on a pot of fried rice.
The cousin standing aside wrapped up his scarf and was about to go out.
Drop drop-
The phone on the table vibrated suddenly.
"Um?
Gao Yi was a little strange: "Video call?"
Usually no one talks to him via video call, so who could it be?
"cousin!"
The video was connected, and a little mushroom with a side ponytail waved happily, calling out crisply.
Gao Yi's hometown, as well as his aunt's house, are all in a subordinate city next to the East China Sea.In addition to having a social animal cousin, he also has a cousin who just entered the first grade of junior high school.
Hearing the sound, the cousin who was changing shoes at the door turned around with a strange expression on his face: "Ah Yi, when did you learn false pronunciation, you look like our sister."
"It's Shi Yi calling."
Gao Yi flicked the screen of his mobile phone, and his cousin rushed back.
"Sister~ you're on vacation~"
"Wow, it's disgusting, cousin, can you get him away from the screen." Gao Shiyi's side suddenly went dark.
"Okay. Yule, go pry the oyster." Gao Yi pushed his cousin away.
I am the real brother!
The cousin looked sad and indignant.
"Cousin, when are you going home to prepare for the New Year?" Shi Yi's cheerful voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Um……"
Gao Yi thought for a while: "Probably... around the 12th."
Although Seven Unbelievables did not cause any harm to the real campus, the executive bureau will definitely not allow the school to resume classes in a short time.
This is why Gao Yi rests from the Ice and Snow Festival until New Year's Day.In the future, in the few days before the Chinese New Year, he may still have to rest.
Just think about it.
"number 12?"
Shi Yi's voice was a little low: "It will take a long time. I am alone at home all day long. It's really boring."
Gao Yi glanced at his cousin: "Auntie, what's the matter?"No more baby girls?
The cousin looked confused: So, I still have my parents... Oh yes, I haven't contacted me for so long that I even forgot.
Yule, go and pry oysters.
Gao Yi blinked at Xiao Guliang, who was a bit disappointed, and comforted him: "Don't worry, it's only ten days, and it will pass in the blink of an eye."
"When the time comes, we'll be going home as fast as a rocket."
Hearing Gao Yi's comfort, Gao Shiyi finally laughed again: "That's good, you must come back early."
The video ends.
In the background noise, Gao Yi seemed to hear the sound of wheels rolling on the floor.
"Ayi! My sister said you, did you hear that, she said you! She has me in her heart!"
His thoughts were interrupted, Gao Yi looked at his cousin speechlessly: "You are too humble."
"What do you know? I used to be young and ignorant, and I used to bully my sister all the time, but now I know how good my sister is when I grow up."
"In order to restore this family relationship, I am willing to pay any price..."
Gao Yi seemed to have remembered something, and the veins on his forehead twitched: "So you don't plan to make up for what you did to your cousin?"
"Ahaha, I'm going to work first."
The cousin ran away immediately.
"Ah."
Gao Yi stared at the direction he was going away for a long time, and snorted coldly.
"It's a pity to have to go to work."
Not like me, but still...
ding dong~
-
[Class [-], Senior [-], No. [-] Middle School]
Teacher Ma: Attention, students. Starting from the 2nd, our whole school will use online courses for teaching. Click www.xxxxxxx.com to register for me immediately.
Teacher Ma: @all members
Brother Watermelon: What bully school?
Pineapple Prince: +1
Banana Layman: +1
Allen: +1
Brother Watermelon: Anonymous is not allowed.
Brother Watermelon: You are looking for death.
——Enabled all speech ban——
-
ding dong~
-
[Subgroup of Class [-], Senior [-], No. [-] Middle School]
Teacher Ma: Tomorrow, as long as I know who the Dragon King is, all of you unhealthy groups can be arrested.
Teacher Ma: Wait until you die.
-
Staring at the ID "Brother Watermelon", cold sweat broke out on Gao Yi's forehead.
Made...it's over.
Thanks to friends from "Makino Canglan", "Fat Tiger of Judgment Elementary School", "Rookie 2333 who loves to read", "Postman SA101", "gllyt" and "Book Friends 20200105104240465" for their rewards, thank you very much~
(End of this chapter)
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