football's number one madman

Chapter 810 Extra Story 4 Lee Polo's Parenting Diary

On April 2018, 4, it was cloudy with light rain.

Four hours ago, Lisanne gave birth to me a big fat boy, six pounds and two pounds.

As the number one superstar of our time, I suddenly couldn't hold back my tears.

It's no wonder that I'm too fragile, because this is my first real blood relative in this world.

I have commissioned an agent to order all the parenting books published in the past ten years, and I will become a competent father in the shortest time!
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July 2019, 4, overcast.

Today is the big day when Little Pineapple turns one year old. I also scored 12 goals in the game yesterday. I wish him good health and happiness in the 12 months of the year.

I also want to score 365 goals to wish him happiness every day for 365 days, but... strength does not allow it!
When I think of this, I feel deeply sorry for my incompetence!

At Little Pineapple's birthday party, in order to add to the atmosphere, I also arranged a traditional Zhou Catch Ceremony.

I didn't expect him to be a football player like me - after all, my talent for playing football is actually very ordinary, in all fairness.

But deep down in my heart, I still hope that he can inherit my mantle, so that the pineapple family can also become the first football family to crush Maldini!

The development of the matter exceeded my expectations, the little pineapple kicked the football in front of him, and then grabbed a toy excavator!

My brain suddenly froze!
Although the 360-line line is the champion, but... I still can't accept this reality!

I, Lee Polo's own son, am I going to learn excavators in the future to contribute to the infrastructure of the British Empire? !
It's too late for me to register a real estate company now!
My son, Lee Polo, no matter how miserable he is, he can't be a front-line worker!

When I came back to my senses, the doorbell had already rang.

Although no outsiders were invited to participate, there was no one except the old Bruce couple and Uncle Mike's family.

But Luirk (Remy) and Cesc (Cesc Fabregas) still came uninvited.

This Cesc guy even brought a whole truckload of birthday presents...

He built a children's play castle covering an area of ​​more than 1000 square meters directly outside my house!
Little Pineapple's eyes are staring straight!

Although I used to sneer at what the "Law of Loyalty" did, but from today on, he is my close little brother!
After seeing my appreciative expression, Luwak (Remy), who only took a pack of diapers, slapped his thigh in regret!
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April 2022, 6, sunny.

The European Football All-Stars hosted by me was really a big success.

UEFA and the FA also made a lot of money this time. Ceferin (UEFA President), a shrewd lawyer, won't mention any more "sanctions on Lee Polo" now, right?
I, Lee Polo, not only amassed money crazily, but I am also willing to lead them to make a fortune together!

One more thing that makes me happy:

I don’t know if I saw my superb skills, but the 4-year-old little pineapple started to learn to play football!

Seeing him dribbling and shooting in style, I suddenly had the urge to cry!
He is only 4 years and 40 days old, and he is already better than my 14-year-old skills!

I have a hunch that as long as he persists in working hard, he will definitely become the second superstar in football history!
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July 2024, 7, overcast.

Today, Little Pineapple officially joined the Wimbledon youth training camp, and Lisanna and I also watched his first training session on the spot.

In June 6th, he was obviously outstanding in the team under the age of 70.

Regardless of speed and strength, they are much stronger than ordinary children.

But a problem that cannot be ignored is that his foot skills are not as exquisite as his physical fitness.

I greeted Cazorla, the technical coach of the youth team, and asked him to give Little Pineapple extra lessons.

As long as I see my son's progress, I will give Cazorla a chance to be promoted quickly!
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In 2030, on May 5, it turned from sunny to cloudy.

I am 36 years old, and my physical fitness has finally begun to decline significantly.

This season, I scored more than 14 goals in only 30 games. The scoring efficiency has dropped significantly, and my physical fitness is not as good as before. I feel a little powerless to play all 76 games (club 66, national team 10). The World Cup is coming in June!

Fortunately, Lisanna has always been my good wife, and the three children are pretty well-behaved, so I didn't feel too much headache in terms of family.

As the eldest son, little pineapple is also 12 years old, and he is considered a young man.

Under Cazorla's guidance, Little Pineapple's skills have made significant progress, and he has already won several junior league championships and MVPs. It looks like he has a bright future.

This guy is probably drifting away, and asked me a few days ago:

"Why can't I call my parents' names directly like other children, but call your father?"

"You are really a feudal antique!"

I respect the children's individuality and ideas, but on this matter, I will never back down!
In order to maintain my majesty, I told him:

"You want to call me by my first name unless you beat me in any sport!"

Are you kidding me?
Although I will soon be 36 years old, but the function of the body can still reach 96% of the peak time!

How could ordinary human beings be my opponents? !

If it wasn't for Lisanna's dissuasion, I would have pulled out my self-owned brand belt a long time ago, and gave this rebellious son a fatherly whip!
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In 2034, on February 2th, there was a heavy rainstorm.

Once again beat Real Madrid in the Champions League, and the Galaxy Battleship became Shiliu Lang again.

It's a pity that I can't feel much pleasure from their desperate expressions.

Back home, Little Pineapple was still exercising in the indoor gym. His hard work and self-discipline made the old father very pleased.

Although he has no cheats, his physical fitness is already outstanding among his peers. As long as he follows my guidance, he will have no problem becoming a top player.

At least much better than the sons of Ronaldo and Messi!
When the father and son were chatting, he once again mentioned the question that I couldn't answer:

"Daddy, can you tell me now?

How did you accurately predict the trajectory of football? "

He asked this question a few years ago. At that time, I prevaricated it with the reason of "you are too young to understand it".

Now that he's turning 16 and on the verge of becoming a real professional, I can't lie to him anymore, so I'll just tell the truth:
"That's my talent to dominate football. It's not something that can be obtained through hard training. I don't have any secrets to tell you."

Looking at Little Pineapple's disappointed expression, a trace of guilt welled up in my heart.
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2035, December 6, sunny.

After finishing my last season, I finally retired at the age of 41.

Looking at the venue of the Champions League final - the Bernabéu, I was filled with emotion.

Losing my Wimbledon, can I still suppress Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Bayern, and Manchester City, which have been holding back for more than ten years?

I don't have any confidence.

Little Pineapple is only 17 years old. He has just stepped into the professional arena. Although he averaged 2.5 goals per game in the first season, everyone understands that this is because the platform I provided him is too high. .

After I left, he was not enough to support the team to continue to dominate the green!

【Ding~~~】

An electronic prompt sounded in my mind:

[Green Demon King system has been unbound! 】

I froze for a moment, but saw a white light suddenly flashed in Little Pineapple's eyes.

He froze in place, then trembled all over:

"Daddy, give me a little time, I can surpass you!"

(End of this chapter)