football's number one madman

Chapter 799 Goal: 10000 balls!
"Lee Polo wants to score 10000 goals?!"

"What an insane declaration!"

In just 30 minutes, Lee Polo's rhetoric spread all over the world along various signals.

This has also become another hot spot in football after "Lee Polo's transfer to New Wimbledon"!
The media and netizens immediately launched a heated discussion.

Some professionals quickly calculated how likely it is for Lee Polo to complete this feat:
"Lee Polo has scored 2014 goals since his debut in 1408, spent 337 games, and averaged 4.18 goals per game. According to this efficiency, he needs 10000 games to complete 2060 goals!
A season is full of 70 games, which requires 30 seasons!
Even according to the peak efficiency of the 2019-2020 season-10 goals per game, he needs 12 seasons!
After 12 seasons, Lee Polo is already 38 years old, and it is impossible for him to maintain the scoring efficiency of his peak period! "

It's just that they all ignore one thing:
Why use past scoring efficiency and calculate future things?
Only 3 days later, Lee Polo slapped this group of experts and cloud fans in the face with practical actions!
In the 4th round of the Premier League, Lee Polo played a masterpiece of his career!
At Arsenal's Emirates Stadium, he abandoned all team attributes and concentrated the team's right to fire in sports battles on himself!
In the 90 minutes of the game, he kicked his head and kicked a full 34 shots!
Whether it was Dias on the left or Origi on the right, the two wingers only took two shots in total - and they were all supplementary shots!

The final score was 18:0!

Except for Origi's supplementary shot and Cazorla's penalty kick, Li Polo scored the remaining 16 goals alone!
Cazorla completed the seven-star streak of assists, Wilshere also scored 4 assists, and everyone in the midfield of Kuangbang has assist bonuses!
The experts immediately revised the calculation formula:
If Lee Polo can maintain the efficiency of averaging 16 goals per game, the goal of 10000 goals can be achieved in only 8 seasons!
At that time he was only 34 years old!
Looking at it this way, this goal is by no means impossible to achieve!
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After this round of the league, international football has entered the national team for the first time after 11 months.

Lee Polo also returned to the England national team after a year.

On October 10, he led the Three Lions and ushered in the challenge of the "European Red Dragon" Wales at the New Wembley Stadium!
The Captain of Wales... is exactly his fellow apprentice, Gareth Bale!
Since this game was just a friendly match, many main players including Kane, Sterling, Henderson, Maguire and Pickford did not participate. In contrast, Lee Polo recruited We have eliminated fringe international players such as Odoi, Lingard, Delph, Jones, Ampadu, and even... Xie!
The last time Xie A was selected for the national team and the only time he was selected for the national team was already 8 years ago!
He even brought the 38-year-old Akinfenwa into the national team!
The 208 catties Akinfenwa almost chose to call the police when he received a call from the national team!

"Sir, I have encountered a scam!"

"How can an old striker like me, who has only scored 4 goals in two years, be selected for the national team?!"

Lingard looked at him coldly:
"Sorry, I have only scored 24 goal in the past 1 months..."

This British Empire civil war between England and Wales has become "Bell Friends Team" Vs "Lee Polo Relationship Team"!
How can Bale, who has been unable to play in Real Madrid, be Li Polo's opponent?
There are only two things for Lee Polo’s friends on the field:
All-out defense, all-out assists!
only see...

Delph made a 45-degree cross from the left!
Odoi made an inverted triangle cross from the wing!
Lingard goes straight from the right!
Jones instigated a long pass from the backcourt!
Xie A kicked a big kick directly in front of his own goal!
Ampadu makes a clearance and moves forward!

Akinfenwa, who came off the bench, returned with a header!
At the end of these actions, the result is the same:
Lee Polo sent the ball into the net!
When the game just entered stoppage time, the referee from Scotland blew his whistle for the first time:
"Drip, drip, drip!!!"

Despite the high number of goals, the referee team only gave one second of stoppage time!
It is the first time for Welsh fans to feel that the Scots are so kind and lovely!
Because the final score was humiliating enough:

22: 0!

Lee Polo scored 20 goals alone, and also made 8 yellow cards and 2 penalties!
Once again the experts recalculated with wrestling hands:
If Lee Polo maintains the efficiency of averaging 20 goals per game, it will only take 10000 seasons to complete the goal of 6 goals!
At that time...he was only 32 years old and still at his peak!
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After England slaughtered Wales with a disparity of 22:0, New Zealand, which had originally scheduled a friendly match in November, issued an urgent announcement:
"Sorry, New Zealand's domestic prevention and control policy has been adjusted. We can't conduct cross-border competitions. This friendly match can only be cancelled."

The spokesperson of the New Zealand Football Association also expressed regret:

"England is the overlord of today's football. It is a pity to miss this opportunity to learn!"

The Three Lions can only temporarily change opponents:

"Anyone want to play an enthusiastic friendly with us?"

They first turned their attention to their brothers.

The football associations of Ireland, Scotland, and Northern Ireland cut the fax lines one after another, and blacklisted all the calls of the English Football Association.

The FA had no choice but to look farther, even a global tender:
"Teams from America, Africa or Asia can come and participate!"

"Private plane pick-up! Ticket revenue is [-]%!"

"Even if it's a team from Antarctica!"

"We promise to only send out rotations!"

Despite their favorable conditions, the vast majority of national teams around the world are indifferent.

Not only that, even the opponents in the same group of the UEFA Europa League-Denmark, Belgium, and Iceland, have all issued applications to UEFA:
"Can we directly judge us to lose 0:3 in the group match between us and England?"

"You can send the championship trophy directly to England, that's fine!"

Under their tearful request, UEFA's top management was shaken for a while, but Ceferin finally decided to refuse:
"They are pampering Lee Polo's arrogance!"

"Li Polo is the big devil in football. What we need to do is not to surrender collectively, but to challenge bravely!"

"Give me an order, which national team can beat England, oh no, as long as they draw, the next European Cup will be sent to the finals directly! The next Champions League will also give them a place for free!"

There must be a brave man under a great reward, this sentence has always been a wise saying.

Eventually a team from the East took over the task.

That is the team from District 11 who is living a good life!

Not only did they take over the task, but they also directly booked two games!
Their attitude is clear and their fighting spirit is high:
"Being able to play against the strongest national team in history is the best opportunity for us to increase our experience!"

They also disclosed their long-standing ambitions:

"If we can end Lee Polo's winning streak, please UEFA agree to let us drag Asia into Europe!"

"We would rather be massacred by the European powers than play games with the rookies in Asia!"

(End of this chapter)