Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space

Chapter 666

Accountant Li was beaten.

Strictly speaking, Accountant Li was hit with a brick.

It is said that at that time, the sound was very crisp, with a "click" sound!
Accountant Li is relatively tough in dealing with people, but the hardness of his old shell is still not as high as that of a brick.

Therefore, Accountant Li simply lay down at that time. It would not be a problem for anyone to pull him.

The cause of the incident was that Accountant Li spent most of the night drinking with the drivers in the restaurant last night.

By midnight,
Accountant Li couldn't bear it anymore, so he slipped back to the office and squinted for a while.

When it was just dawn, Accountant Li, who was dazed and staring, got up early and went back to the lobby of the hotel.

At this time, the gang of fierce drivers were already drunk and passed out.

Accountant Li saw more than half of the plate of braised pork left on their table.

It is the truth to live a life of diligence and thrift and never waste, and have the mentality of not taking advantage of the bastard.Accountant Li dumped the plate of braised pork into a clay pot, ready to pack it up and take it home to eat.

Just got out of the hotel.

Accountant Li felt a little uncomfortable again in his heart: for the New Year's Eve, he only took a little leftovers to give away, which seemed a bit overwhelming.

So he went back to the back kitchen of the hotel and packed a new bowl of crispy chicken.

Satisfied, he greeted Bai Fugui's mother-in-law and walked towards the village with his net bag.

In the Shilipu production team, there is a member named Li Jianping, who is the father-in-law of Accountant Li.

On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Accountant Li braved the chill and came to the old man's house, ready to send them some braised pork.

According to the custom in Saibei, on the first day of the Lunar New Year, people absolutely do not drop by.

But Accounting Li didn't pay much attention to these.

When he walked to the old man's yard, he heard waves of disputes coming from his brother-in-law's house, which was only separated by a wall.

Hearing the movement, Accountant Li couldn't help feeling suspicious:

This is the first day of the new year, since no one visits.

Then who is my brother-in-law, who is not very filial to his parents, arguing with?
Just as Accountant Li was holding a net bag in his hand, he put his ear on the door of his brother-in-law's courtyard.

When you want to listen carefully.

But I never thought that I only heard the courtyard wall built by my brother-in-law's own mud bricks "rumbling" and suddenly collapsed!

A black shadow, like a runaway wild horse.

Jump out of the gap in the collapsed courtyard wall and flee in panic!
Behind that black shadow, the voice of accountant Li's brother-in-law came, "Catch him! Catch this stealer!"

My brother-in-law was stolen?
Although Accountant Li looked down on this brother-in-law very much, he broke his bones and connected his tendons.

Although the relatives in the production team are often at odds internally, when it comes to dealing with outsiders.

That's still pretty solidarity.

Hearing his brother-in-law shouting, Accountant Li raised the net bag in his hand without thinking, and was about to throw it at the shadow!
But at this critical juncture, accountant Li shouted: This is braised pork in my hand!

I want to beat people with this precious braised pork
Wouldn't that kill one thousand enemies and injure two thousand?

In a flash, Accountant Li, who was not slow to react, quickly put down his net bag, and rushed towards the black shadow!
Ever since Accountant Li beat him up by the cesspit last time, he always had a feeling that he was very powerful.

Accountant Li rushed swiftly.

That figure was not slow to dodge!
Hearing a "pa", accountant Li's illusion of wanting to hug the figure by the waist was shattered.

But in a panic, he grabbed the opponent's hind legs.

The man was in a hurry to escape, but Accountant Li held on to his cotton trousers, "Come on, I've caught him, I've caught this bad guy."

Wait until Accountant Li's word "bad element" comes out.

The guy became even more impatient, and picked up a brick from an abandoned stone mill next to the yard.

All of a sudden, Accountant Li was given the stars all over the sky, and a large group of sparrows circling around his head.
So Accountant Li simply passed out.

But also because of his obstruction, the speed of that figure's escape immediately stopped.

Afterwards, accountant Li's brother-in-law, who hurriedly chased him, threw him to the ground.

So far,

The first scene of the new year, the good show of you chasing me is over
As for why that person escaped?
Accountant Li's brother-in-law, why did he chase after him desperately?

What's even more weird is: Why is Accountant Li's brother-in-law's mother-in-law wearing a bright red acrylic long johns and jogging behind her in a hurry.

But why did she say: "Don't make trouble! It's easy to talk and discuss, let's go home and talk behind closed doors."

For this kind of abnormal phenomenon.

No matter how Dou Jiande, the women's group leader Wang Chunhua, the militia squad leader and others who came later came to ask.

The person involved was surprisingly strict and kept silent about the reasons.

Without any choice,

Dou Jiande and Wang Chunhua had no choice but to send Xiao Rongrong to the restaurant and call Luo Xuan back.

Now all the cadres and masses in the Shilipu production team like to let Luo Xuan come up with ideas and make decisions on any big or small situation.

This has become their habit.

Luo Xuan entered Accountant Li's brother-in-law's house and asked Dou Jiande and Wang Chunhua to avoid it for a while.

Then close the door and look at the uneasy young man.

Then look at Gao Peng, Accountant Li's brother-in-law who is ashamed and angry, and then look at Gao Peng's aunt Wang Rurui, who has a protruding body and long legs.

"You don't even want to say it, do you?"

Luo Xuan tore a piece of "Big Shrimp Crisp" and threw it into his mouth, "Since you don't want to talk about it, then I don't ask and throw it to the commune, and let the commune officials handle it."

"what?!"

The three parties obediently standing in the cave without daring to move were all shocked: "Don't dare!

The cadres in the commune are all on vacation.Now we can't go and cause trouble for others."

"Oh?"

Luo Xuan couldn't help but smile, "The cadres in the commune are cadres, and the cadres in our production team are all fried yellow rice cakes. It's not considered dry food, is it?"

"That's fine, our level is too low, we can't control your bullshit things like stealing people and hanging around."

Luo Xuan stood up, "Don't worry, the cadres in the commune are all conscientious and good cadres. They don't take trouble."

"Especially for interrogation, who's wearing a broken shoe, that sort of thing."

Luo Xuan said with a smile: "I believe they will be very interested. In the process of handling this kind of case, they can eat so much."

Signing, Luo Xuan opened his arms wide, "Such a big melon! It's more enjoyable than listening to gossip in the village."

"what?"

Accountant Li's brother-in-law, Gao Peng, asked with disbelief, "Comrade Luo Custodian, how do you know that it's a matter of male and female style?"

Luo Xuan pointed to Aunt Gao Peng, who was bumpy all over.

Then he pointed to the young man who looked very upright.

Not saying a word.

Gao Peng blushed, gritted his teeth and said, "That's the guy. He broke into my house without permission to bully my aunt."

The young man became impatient, "If a bitch doesn't pout, a male dog can't do it. How do you explain it? Is there a possibility that your mother-in-law asked me to come?"

"Well, I asked you to come because I wanted you to rub my neck, and I said that I fell asleep while sleeping."

Now it's Gao Peng's aunt, Wang Ruirui's turn to be impatient, "Who knew you'd stab me like crazy?! I'm a woman with little strength, can I beat you?"

A young woman who is alone at home will call another young man to rub her neck in the middle of the night?

IQ!
Luo Xuan reached out and patted his forehead. The IQ of these guys in the production team is really worrying! !

[The following story is really not fictional. It happened in a certain county in Saibei in 2021: Mizhi's mother-in-law, the county town in the next sentence. ]
Looking at these three guys with low IQs but the things they did, it made people angry and funny.

Luo Xuan really doesn't have the energy to deal with them: this will lower the average IQ of everyone.
"Let's talk about it yourself, tell the matter in detail, and tell it all."

Luo Xuan was in the cave, smelling a strong smell of alcohol.

And in Gao Peng's house, in the cave dwelling inside, they also saw their leftover noodles, garlic, empty wine bottles, peanut shells and other things.
"Take out another bottle of your wine."

Luo Xuan said, "Don't tell me that there is no wine at home. I won't eat the meat you prepare. You go fry two handfuls of peanuts over there."

Gao Peng's aunt Wang Ruirui heard that the three men in front of him were going to drink again.

Then he responded crisply, "Hey, can I use peanuts without shells? There are ready-made ones at home."

Luo Xuan nodded, "You plan to use these fried peanuts to entertain relatives during the first lunar month. By the way, you are also entertaining this young man, right?"

Wang Ruirui replied without even thinking about it, "That's right, no wonder people in the village say that Comrade Luo Xuan is very powerful. Can you guess that too?"

call--

Luo Xuan often let out a sigh of relief, thinking to himself: What a silly woman!

She didn't know about the matter in front of her, if it got out.

She is destined to be ruined in the future, how miserable will she be in the rest of her life? ?
It's all at this juncture, and you still care about talking to me about this
Could it be that this is the legendary idiot?
In the end, among the three guys, except that Wang Ruirui didn't drink, and she, who was dissatisfied, would still tell the cause and effect of the matter in detail.

The other Gao Peng, as well as the young man, were given two bottles of wine by Luo Xuan.

The atmosphere in the room was immediately very harmonious, uh, except don't talk about money.

Gao Peng and that young man actually got along quite happily, and they would even toast each other before drinking.

After Luo Xuan's side-talking, coaxing and intimidating questioning.

Finally, I figured out what happened:

Gao Peng is an electrician in a coal mine, and he manages weak electricity in the mine.

Due to the pineapple coal mine, it is very far from the Shilipu production team.

Not only is it inconvenient to go back and forth, but the fare is also not cheap.In addition to this period, there is no such thing as a weekend.

Therefore, Gao Peng, who is eager to make money in the coal mine, rarely goes home.

A while ago, Gao Peng also came back, saying that the production tasks in the coal mine this year are heavy, even if it is Chinese New Year, the leader has arranged for him to be on duty in the mine.

Therefore, this year, only after the fifteenth day of the first lunar month can Gao Peng go home to rest for a few days
And that young man,
In fact, he had had sex with Gao Peng's aunt Wang Ruirui before.

Since Gao Peng can't go home to water the flowers, the younger generation will act as a good person from time to time, often sneaking into Gao Peng's house in the middle of the night to help
On the night of New Year's Eve.

At this time, everyone is basically staying at home to watch the New Year's Eve.

It is most suitable for cats living at home in winter, doing some activities such as running around, watering flowers and planting grass, kneading noodles and making dumplings.
So, that young man ran to Gao Peng's house to give him warmth as usual. It was later proved that this young man did not come empty-handed when he was born.

——Someone brought it here, a whole 2 catties of baked flour!

In the end, he deserved this young man's bad luck.

At noon on the day of New Year's Eve, the coal mine where Gao Peng worked was on the New Year's Eve, and the leader drank happily.

Actually, taking advantage of the wine, the leader agreed to let Gao Peng go home for the reunion year!

Gao Peng, who was overjoyed and flustered, stopped a coal truck in the coal mine, and rushed home in high spirits.

Because the coal mine he works in is far away from the Shilipu production line.

So by the time Gao Peng rushed home, it was already midnight.

Wanting to surprise his mother-in-law and aunt, he climbed over the low wall of his house and crept to the entrance of the kiln.

But I heard a crackling, indescribable sound coming from inside.
Gao Peng, who was furious, used the knife he carried with him to open the door bolt, and walked into the room silently.

Wait until the kerosene lamp is lit and look. In fact, I didn't see anything.

The quilt covered by others is thick!
"What are you doing? Get up!"

Gao Peng was furious, "What are you doing?!"

The young man was naturally terrified, "Don't! Brother, don't lift the quilt, it's embarrassing. You are naked, and everyone's face is ugly."

As far as the quality of this Gao Peng is concerned, it is indeed acceptable. At least it is much higher than his IQ.

see,

He actually held the kerosene lamp, turned around and went to the outer room again, meaning that they could get dressed and come out to talk.

"Don't go, bro."

Unexpectedly, that young man still had a request: "At least you have to leave the kerosene lamp for us, right? The lights are messed up, and the clothes are thrown in a mess, so I can't see clearly."

Put down the kerosene lamp,
Gao Peng sat down angrily, "Huanhuan, get up and talk to me!"

Wait until the young man is ready.

Gao Peng had already copied a rolling pin and was about to hit it.

The younger generation hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't beat me, brother! It's unlucky to be beaten on the first day of the new year. There will be no peace for the whole year!"

People here believe it.

Coupled with Wang Ruirui's obstruction, the rolling pin in Gao Peng's hand still couldn't hit it.

"Say it! What's the matter?"

The private plot of my family was planted with help.

Gao Peng was naturally resentful, "I'm going to call the militiamen from the production team now, I want to see how they deal with you!"

"Don't, bro!"

The younger generation knelt down with a plop, "I'm the only one in the Er family. If you destroy me, it's equivalent to killing my whole family!"

"Bang!"
Gao Peng's wife, Wang Ruirui, snatched his man's rolling pin, "You idiot! Do you want me to be poked in the back and told that my shoes are broken in the village?"

Gao Peng thought for a moment: That's true.

If the commotion is too loud, the young man in front of him will naturally go to prison.

And in his family, if he is really the only one, then the entire family of this young man will be ruined.

More seriously,
The reputation of my mother-in-law and aunt is completely rotten!
Even Gao Peng himself, with his whole family in the village, will never be able to lift his head up again.
what should we do?

脑疼
(End of this chapter)