Reborn in the red years, I am farming in space

Chapter 660 Our pig weighs a thousand catties

In the Shilipu production team, each household has at least five people.

Even if the tree is too large to split branches, if there are too many people, the family will be split.Even in some families, there are many brothers and sisters, and when the children grow up, they live separately.

But a Saibei family that pays attention to many children and many blessings, their families are almost never less than five people.

In view of the specific situation in the Shilipu production team, this time the meat distribution is different from previous years:
According to previous years,
The cadres in the production team will divide the pork and mutton into piles of meat balls corresponding to their family members in advance according to the number of people in each household.

For example, the largest 10-odd piles of meat correspond to a family with 8 members.

then,

There is also a slightly smaller pile of meat, corresponding to a family with 7 people.

By analogy, a smaller pile of meat corresponds to a family of 6 members.

When it's time to divide the meat,
The cadres of the production team will let families with 8 people come up at the same time to choose the pile of meat they like.

Wait until the family of 8 members has finished picking, and then start to organize members of 7 members to come forward to choose beef and mutton.

For the cadres of the production team in previous years, their approach seemed fair.

But only they can know the tricks in it: because among the piles of meat placed on wooden boards, the meat placed on the surface is relatively better meat.

And under these good meats,

Some meat with more bones or leaner meat will be hidden.
As a result,
The members who come to choose pork and mutton are all gambling on luck, which is equivalent to the blind man feeling the elephant.

And which pile of meat is better?

This is only the cadres of the production team who participate in the division of meat, and the butcher who is responsible for dividing the meat.

And the breeders of the production team, they understood it in their hearts.
Wait until the members who have a good relationship with them come up to pick the meat.

The cadres of the production team and the breeders naturally have a way, through some subtle body movements or eyes.

To hint their relatives, or family members, which pile of meat should be picked
But this year,

Because of the blending of Zhang Xiaoli and Peng Yong.

All of a sudden, all the cadres and masses involved in the division of meat were all on the same starting line:
Let's all play and guess!
No one wants to take advantage of that little privilege in his own hands
Standing outside the cordon, those middle-aged and small children were puzzled by Peng Yong and Zhang Xiaoli's series of operations.

But after a while,
There are quite a few kids who want to understand the brilliance of this operation!

A boy clapped his hands and laughed, "Hahaha Sandan, I wonder if you can still pick pork belly as you wish this year?"

Xiao Rongrong also laughed, "In the past years, my family got all the hind legs, which hurt my father, and beat me several times. This year, the method of dividing the meat is good! No one wants to take advantage of it."

"Damn! These educated youths from other places have so many bad ideas."

The youngest son of the breeder, this year he tasted the bitterness of losing his privilege for the first time.

The furious Gousheng couldn't help jumping up and cursing: "No wonder people say that the monkeys in the south are all thieves and thieves. Pooh!

They are not cadres in the production team, so why should they manage the affairs of our production team? "

The captain of the militia came over with his rifle on his back, stretched out his hands to pinch his ears and asked, "What did you say just now? Come on, Gou Sheng, can you say it again in front of you?"

The breeder's son Gou Sheng.

Before their family, there was not only one father who was a breeder.

And because of their family, they have a close friendship with Li Liangang, the head of the Li clan.

And the breeder's family is also a core member of the Li family of the production team.

Good background, high seniority.

So these years, the breeder's son is also among the children in the village, and he is used to being the king and hegemony.

Now, in front of so many friends, his ears were twisted by the squad leader of the militia.

Don't let him lose all face anymore, and this method of dividing the flesh leaves him no advantage to take advantage of.

When he thought of carrying a pile of bad meat, he returned home and was embarrassed by that bad-mouthed girl.

Gou Sheng felt angry all over the place!

What's more, there is my favorite little girl, Huang Zaohua, looking at me beside me!
Gou Sheng puffed up his chest and shouted, "Let go! What's the point of saying it again?"

The squad leader of the militia looked at the distraught Gousheng with a half-smile, "Then you can say it again, I'll listen to you."

"Ah, it's you da da! We are of the same generation, so why do you call me da da?"

Gou Sheng Yi Man Jie has never been afraid of the militia squad leader in front of him.

I saw him gasping for breath while being screwed by the militia squad leader, while replying viciously: "These southerners are not cadres of our production team.

What a shame!Why do you care about the affairs of our production team? "

"Why?"

The squad leader of the militia smiled, "Boy, you'd better clamp my tail tighter. I didn't care about you before when you beat my baby twice in three days."

"Let me tell you. Da Da, the breeder, I'm afraid you won't be able to work for two days."

The militia squad leader let go of his hand,
With a gloating face: "Luo Xuan has already found out, you have been a breeder for a few years.

The food allocated from the storage room and the feed consumed in the breeding room are not accounted for. There is a gap of 1000 catties! "

"What kind of shit is not accountable?"

Gousheng was furious: "There are 5 donkeys, 6 mules, more than 20 pigs, 5 cattle, and 113 sheep in the breeding room. They eat more and eat less every day. The ghost is so clear?!

Besides, he, Luo Xuan, is a warehouse keeper, and he can't stretch his arms that long, so let my father handle it! "

Gousheng is actually not too young this year, he is 15 years old.

According to Saibei's customs, it should be called 17 years old.

If it was put in the earlier years, Gou Sheng would be close to the age to talk about marriage.

Therefore,
In order to cultivate Gousheng's housekeeping skills earlier, the breeder will tell Gousheng about many things in their family.

The dog's father, he has been a breeder for 7 or 8 years in the production team.

The Shilipu production team raises so many livestock, cattle and sheep.

After a year,
The breeder "smooth" 2 catties of grain into the house, which is simply a matter of not showing the mountains and not showing water.

Sheep eat one corn cob less, fat pigs eat less hog water, cattle chew two handfuls of soybeans less. Who can find out?

My father often brings soybeans, black beans, corn and sorghum to the house,
Gousheng naturally knows these things.

The members of the production team can also guess that the breeder will bring food home.

But it seems unfounded.

In addition, in those years, Li Liangang ran rampant in the village, almost covering the sky with one hand.

As for the breeder who has a good relationship with Li Liangang, he is naturally not afraid of the members talking about him behind his back.
Gousheng's attitude is very arrogant.

But today, he seems to be the squad leader of the militia with ulterior motives.

I saw the squad leader of the militia laughing, "Don't think that your family's messy things are done without anyone noticing.

Let me tell you, Luo Xuan is a man of great ability.Anyone who dares to take advantage of the public in front of him will be expelled. "

"Ah bah! Who are you kidding?"

Gou Sheng didn't take it seriously, "In the whole village, my father is the best at raising pigs, cows, sheep and mules. If you say Luo Xuan is so capable, let him take care of it."

"I'll raise it."

After Zhang Xiaoli cleaned up the piles of meat, she patted the scraps of meat on her hands.

Then he walked over slowly: "I major in animal husbandry, so I'm afraid I can't handle large-scale farming.

But it’s just a small number of cattle and sheep in a production team.I feel like I can still handle it. "

"You, me."

Men and women in Saibei are precocious.

Gou Sheng, who had already started to be dazed and started to understand a little bit of human affairs, panicked when he saw the fairy-like Zhang Xiaoli: "You, I"

For a while, Gou Sheng didn't know what to say.

To say that her sister is like a fairy, she is bragging.

But Gousheng could clearly hear Zhang Xiaoli talking about her major in animal husbandry.

Gousheng doesn't understand what animal husbandry is.But he vaguely felt that that major should be very powerful.
But if you want to praise Zhang Xiaoli a few words.

The other party is the person who came to steal his father's job, so it's really a shame, I don't know what to say
He wanted to scold, but he was ashamed of himself, and he really didn't dare to provoke Zhang Xiaoli, who was like a fairy.

If you want to die down, then the dog will leave him in the production team, the prestige among these half-sized boys.

But after that was completely ruined, Gou Sheng would not be easy to mess around with.

Even if he went on a blind date in two years, he had to lower the threshold.

On Saibei's side, when young men and women are about to go on a blind date, the other party will send spies to the production team to inquire about the other's reputation.

If anyone's reputation is bad, those girls with better conditions will not come.
Seeing that Gousheng remained silent, the militia squad leader approached Gousheng with a smile and said, "What's the matter? If your father is found out at that time, if you really take away the food in the breeding room, you want to take over his class in the future, but you can't count on it! "

"Here, Huang Zaohua, she has started avoiding you."

The squad leader of the militia was afraid that the fire would not be strong enough, "I heard that there is something between you two?"

"puff--"

Gou Sheng looked at Huang Zaohua who was trying to get closer to him and smiled at him.

Now it has drifted away from itself.

The furious Gousheng threw the wicker basket in his hand to the ground!
Run away and run home.

"Hey, hey, Brother Gousheng, are you not participating in the meat division?"

Sandan and Gousheng were united in one heart, seeing this, he hurriedly shouted, "If you weren't here, you wouldn't be able to share the good meat."

Gousheng's voice came from afar: "Now everyone is guessing blindly, it's the same whether you choose or not. At the end of the distribution, the remaining pile of meat, just let my father bring it back."

My own father probably won't be able to be a breeder, he's bigger than the sky!
If the father of the leftover dog,

If he is just an ordinary member of the production team in the future, it will directly affect Gou Sheng, the cost of going on blind dates in the future, and the confidence in negotiating dowry gifts.

This is a big deal!
Gou Sheng planned to go back, so he quickly asked his mother to entrust a matchmaker.

Taking advantage of the Chinese New Year, when all the members are resting at home, they went to Huang Zaohua's house to propose marriage.

To see if it is possible, before my father was dismissed from his job,

Get this thing settled quickly.
On Saibei's side,
Once a man and a woman are engaged, they seldom regret the marriage.

This is mainly related to the reputation of both parties.Also, the cost of destroying a marriage is too high for most people to bear.
The dog ran away.

But the work of dividing pork and mutton is still going on.

Production Captain Dou Jiande, holding the roster of members, stood on the breeding steps and began to roll the name loudly:

"The 12 households of Li Jianping, Li Jianhua, Li Molian, Zhao Dawei, Yi Feng, and Hu Haijun each have eight members.

Now, come and choose your family's meat this year. "

The members who were named, the sons and daughters of their families came forward with baskets and began to select pork and mutton.

The pile of meat dedicated to a family of 8 is larger.

But at the same time, the yellow paper covering these piles of meat is also bigger, anyway, all the tasks are tightly packed.

Just relying on this blindness, no one can tell whether the pile of meat is good or not.

Many children circled the pile of meat, squatting down for a while, standing up for a while, each stretching their necks, carefully guessing which pile of meat would be fatter.

And which pile of meat and bones will be less.
After all, according to the sharp edges and corners on the yellow paper, these half-children think they can still guess a little omen.

"Quick pick!"

Dou Jiande was impatient, "There are still a lot of people waiting behind! If you don't make a move, I'll just throw it into your basket."

The production team leader pressed on.

These half-children and little girls are helpless.

I had no choice but to rely on luck and my intuition, and put a pile of meat into my wicker basket.

When they uncovered the pieces of yellow paper on and over the pile of meat.

Some of the middle-aged and little girls present were ecstatic.

With tears in their eyes, there are quite a few people who stamped their feet in frustration: If I had known it was a pile of hind legs, I should have picked the one next to it!

This is miserable, I'm afraid this year will probably not be peaceful
When I go back, I will be nagged by my parents for the whole first month, alas!
After the large and small piles of meat were finally swept away by the big guys.

Those who were sent by the family to share the meat were either very happy or regretful.

In short, these people who got the meat could only carry wicker baskets and rush home.

Zhan Jun's family lives on the plateau, and his family is far away.

The eldest woman who was sent by him to the production team today to participate in the division of meat was hurrying home with a basket full of pork and mutton.

But on the way, I met an aunt from the Guanzhuang production team: "Hey, Ai Liujing, your production team has divided the meat so early this year?"

Ai Liujing smiled slightly, "Yes, auntie, the cadres of the production team said, let the big guys share the meat back early, so that they can prepare the New Year's Eve dinner early."

The aunt came forward,

Stretching out his head, looking into Ai Liujing's frame, "There's so much meat? Why did you distribute so much meat this year in your production team?"

The Shilipu production team indeed received a lot of meat this year.

Ai Liujing was also excited: "Actually, it's not too much, right? In our production team this year, it seems that every member of the company is allocated 1 catty, 2 taels and 7."

"One catty and two taels?!"

The mother-in-law of the Guanzhuang production team was full of surprise and jealousy, "Where did your Shilipu production team get so many Chinese New Year pigs and New Year sheep?!"

Ai Liujing smiled and said, "No, there are still so many Chinese New Year pigs and New Year goats given to us by the commune."

"It's just that the fat pigs in our production team can't even walk."

Ai Liujing started to fool people,

He was completely rational and strong, "And the sheep in our production team are also big! A fat pig weighs 1000 catties, and a sheep weighs more than 500 catties!"

When the woman heard what Ai Liujing said, she almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot! !

1000 catties on a fat pig? !

Even a sheep can weigh more than 500 catties? ? !

Girl, who are you fooling?
Seeing the disdain on the other party's face, Ai Liujing added: "Singing strangely, singing strangely, raising a fat pig is so much more. A three-foot pot can't cook it, and a six-foot pot can cook half of it."

"how?"

Ai Liujing looked at the other party with a half-smile, "Auntie, do you dare to question that the fat pigs in our production team weigh less than 1000 catties?"

"Don't dare!"

The mother-in-law turned pale with fright when she heard the words, "The yield of sweet potatoes is more than 3 per mu, and a pumpkin is as big as 1000 catties. I believe it!"

The mother-in-law of the Guanzhuang production team quickly turned around and ran away.

From a distance, he said, "Girl, you don't dare to say that a pig in your production team weighs 1000 catties. I believe it! I really believe it."

As we talked, the woman ran away and disappeared.
(End of this chapter)