So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 98 Here is the anti-fraud assistant, beware of fraud, start with you and me!

"Uncle Xiaochen drank a little too much today."

Hong Butian closed the door and muttered, "Aunt Yuying brought back her as if she was dead, how much did you drink...

Well, it must have been a happy event. For example, Xiaoli has made great progress in the Five Elements Sect. "

After a pause, Hong Butian sighed: "Five Elements Sect, I will definitely not miss it next year!"

"Five Elements Sect is a piece of shit!"

An unconvinced voice came from the ring on Hong Butian's hand: "Isn't my Medicine King Sect stronger than his Five Elements Sect?"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hong Butian took off the ring and threw it out of the window!
"Hu Chi! What are you doing!"

I saw the ring exclaimed, and an air current pulled it back again and put it on Hong Butian's finger: "You kid is crazy!"

"I'm crazy or not, you don't need to say more."

Hong Butian lay down in the medicine tub and said casually, "In contrast, I think it's outrageous that a ring can talk and haunt me all the time."

"How many times has the old man said that I am the first elder of Yaowangzong, not a ring. It was just because of an accident that the remnants of the soul were lodged in it, and it was only by chance that you got it!"

"Ow."

Hong Butian took off the ring again and threw it away: "It's none of my business."

"Bah! You kid is so angry!"

The ring turned around and wrapped around Hong Butian: "I was only one step away from being promoted to the existence of Nascent Soul, and I was the great elder of the Medicine King Sect, how could I be treated like this by you!"

"Aha, then what do you want me to do?"

Hongbutian rolled his eyes: "Is it an offering to my ancestors?"

"It's not impossible."

"Go dream it, you."

"Hey! You kid, don't you know what a chance you have in front of you?!"

The first elder roared: "You help me restore my physical body, and I will be responsible for cultivating you to become a master. When I recover, I will return to the Medicine King Sect. You are my direct disciple and have a high status!"

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hong Butian stretched his waist: "My sister Xiaoli told me a few years ago that she is the reincarnation of the Empress, and as long as I invite her and Xiaoyang to have a meal to regain her strength, I will be promoted to be the minister of the dragon.

You have learned this trick from other people's children, only fools believe it! "

"Then have you invited me to dinner?"

"Please."

"Then you're a fool?!"

"You're an idiot. My sister and brother asked me for money to eat. Shouldn't I be my brother?"

"Then I'll call you brother. Do you believe me this time? I beg you, I have been trapped in this ring for many years!"

"Let's not talk about how the dignified elders are so shameless as you, why are you pestering me?"

Hong Butian asked curiously, "Can't you cheat with someone else?"

"They said I'm not a liar!"

The ring roared: "The scope of my activities is limited, if the weasel hadn't brought me into the city, I'm still buried in the ravine, do you know how painful it is?
If you can regain your freedom, how much is your face worth?

In this five-color city, your talent is the best, who am I not looking for you? "

After a pause, the ring added: "Of course, the man and the woman are not counted. Those two children are too impulsive and ruthless, and they don't fit the temperament of the old man."

"I don't think you have the confidence to deceive Xiaoli and Xiaoyang. After all, even the weasel was killed by them."

Hong Butian stepped out of the basin and wiped his body: "And you also said, you don't even want face, how much is your promise worth?

How do I know that you didn't lie to me, maybe you want to take the house or something?

You said, I will definitely go to the Five Elements School next year, so why should I leave the bright road and choose your dark road with an unknown future? "

"I……"

The ring was at a loss for words: "I am the Great Elder..."

"It's useless for you to be the headmaster."

Hong Butian put on loose pajamas and said casually, "It's just a broken ring now."

"Why can't you trust me once!"

"A few months ago, there was also an old man who said he was the King of Medicine."

Hong Butian lay down on the bed and looked up at the ceiling: "I said there was an opportunity waiting for me, and then I opened my eyes and lay on the bed."

"He cut your waist?"

"That's not true, but my cultivation base is completely gone, and it will take a whole year to recover."

"No wonder you are so talented and your strength is so low..."

The ring murmured, and suddenly the voice mentioned: "For a whole year, that is his bad way, I will give you a way, not only can you speed up your recovery, but you can also break and stand up and catch up!

I know the method of Yaowangzong best, it's a professional counterpart! "

"No."

Hong Butian closed his eyes: "I hear the three words Yaowangzong now, and I always think it's some kind of fraud group, so you should take it easy."

"Try it, it won't hurt anyway!"

"No, that's what liars say."

"I'm not a liar!"

"Liars would say the same thing."

"What are you..."

"The liar is furious."

"..."

"Okay, shut up, I'm going to sleep."

"You don't even know what you missed!"

"Ah, yes yes, I succeeded in anti-fraud again."

"..."

……

"Cuckoo, cuckoo!"

A snowy mountain pigeon flew leisurely in the air, and from time to time it made a cry that I don't know who it was, but it wasn't the author anyway: "Cuckoo, cuckoo."

Not far away, Hongli and Xiaohuo quietly exposed their little heads, their faces full of seriousness.

"see it?"

"I saw it."

"Three o'clock."

"Xiaohuo shouts cheer for mother."

"Well said!"

Hongli suddenly stabbed with a sinister backstab, and suddenly appeared behind the flying pigeon in the snow-capped mountains, with a string of spears, opened the storage bag, and stuffed it!
"pia"

Perfect landing, clean and neat!

"Oh hoo hoo!"

Hongli couldn't help but let out the villain's laughter: "Successfully won the first one!"

"Wow, Mommy is amazing!"

Xiaohuo cheered: "If this continues, the target will be completed soon!"

"It's not."

Hongli yawned: "That move is not something that can be used casually. I just made it to gain a little confidence in order to get a good start, so I took it decisively."

But then again, the realm of this pigeon is outrageous...

Race: Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon

Realm: Eightfold Body Forging

"So, as expected of a guy who can survive in such an environment..."

Hongli sighed: "If you don't cheat, it will be difficult to catch him."

"Mom, mom, over there, over there, pigeons!"

"Ok?"

Hongli turned her head sharply, her pupils shrank: "The second one! And it's so big! It must be very good!"

"Goo?"

Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon was leisurely devouring the wind and snow, and suddenly frowned, feeling that something was not right, it turned its head, and was so frightened that it was so frightened!

A man with disheveled hair was rushing towards it with a gun: "That big pigeon! Come to your senses! Come on!"

"Goo! Goo! Goo!"

The flying pigeon in the snow mountain flapped its wings violently, and a terrifying airflow rolled up the blizzard to meet the red glass: "Cuckoo!"

"Ah!!!!"

Hongli braked suddenly and detected the pigeons flying towards the snow-capped mountains.

Race: Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon

Realm: Fourth Stage of Refining Qi!
"Ah? Pigeon, ace pigeon!"

"Mom, it seems to be angry."

"Nonsense, this is not..."

"Goo!"

I saw the huge snow-capped pigeon with a flick of its wings, wrapped in the blizzard and rushed towards Hongli and Xiaohuo!
That human, take his life!

"Grass!"

Hongli turned her head and grabbed the small fire and ran: "The wind is screaming!"

"You, you wait!"

Hongli put down her cruel words: "I will definitely come back!"

"Mom, run, come on!"

"Running, running!"

"Cuckoo!"

"Mom, it told us not to run!"

"Idiots don't run, grass, but you are a crane, it is a pigeon, you shouldn't understand it, right?"

Hongli said rigorously: "It seems that they all have wings, but they shouldn't know the other party's language!"

"Wow, I'm puzzled that humans in different regions of yours can speak the same language!"

Xiaohuo shouted: "Probably the ancestors of the ancestors or something, sit together and have a meeting, unify the language and carve it into the blood!"

"It's really omnipotent blood!"

Hongli bowed her head to avoid an ice pick, and said with anger: "This bastard wants to murder my hair, I can't bear it!"

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

"Mom, it said to shave your head so you can't find someone!"

"???"

The top of Hongli's head burst into flames, melting the incoming ice cone at 360 degrees without any dead angle: "This guy is too much, I just want to kill it, but it wants my hair!

Simply unbearable!Can Xiaohuo speak swear words, scold me back! "

"Ah, Mom, I can't!"

"Listen, I'll teach you, ********, scold me for it!"

"Oh oh oh! Look at me, Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet!"

"Cuckoo cuckoo!"

"Mom is furious!"

"Nice job, keep going!"

"Yes! Tweet Tweet Tweet!"

(End of this chapter)