So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 82 The countless bursts of inspiration and discoveries in human history have all been inspired by the use of the toilet!

"This shows that those caravans are lying!"

The second grandfather said decisively: "This is definitely a planned conspiracy!"

"..."

"..."

"Say it."

Hei Yang looked puzzled: "Go ahead, don't look at me, it's not a conspiracy I designed."

"Uh, shouldn't you express your surprise?"

"Wow. Conspiracy."

Hei Yang opened his mouth: "Are you all right?"

"..."

The second grandfather didn't look away and continued to tell: "On the night Xiaochen and the others came back, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, so I had to urinate in the middle of the night..."

"Wait, is there a cause-and-effect relationship?"

"No."

"Then you still use the word "so"?"

"Continue to listen to me, I don't know how to be considerate of an old man who has frequent urination and urgency?"

"Oh, sorry, my fault, you go on."

"When I came out of the toilet, I saw a masked man in black suddenly broke in and ran straight towards Xiaochen's house."

The second grandfather's face was solemn: "I hurriedly shouted, and the voice shocked the man, causing him to stop and look at me with panicked eyes."

"You grabbed it at will?"

"I was knocked unconscious by him."

"Ow—"

"Xiaoyang, don't look at me with that kind of eyes. I'm not as weak as you think. After all, I was also a master of the ninth level of body forging when I was young, but my blood and energy decayed when I got old."

The second grandfather quibble: "In addition, the man in black didn't know what kind of evil trick he used. It was like he punched me hard in my mind. I was attacked by accident, so I fainted."

"Also, my voice still played a role!"

The second grandpa went on to quibble: "At that time, there were still some young people left in the Hei family who could jump and jump, and everyone was woken up, which was why the man in black was scared away.

So, in the final analysis, I scare him away with a loud shout! "

"so……"

Hei Yang grasped the key point: "You fainted in front of the toilet door? Did you put your pants on in time?"

"That's not the point at all!"

The second grandfather rubbed his eyebrows, feeling that he was really going to be mad at Alzheimer's: "The key is that the target of the man in black turned out to be Xiaochen!
When I woke up from the coma, I felt a tingling in my brain, like a mush.

Knowing that the matter was urgent, I hurriedly notified the four old guys and asked them to investigate the matter secretly, while helping to protect Xiaochen and Heijia. "

"After that?"

"Then there is mental damage, good times and bad, and the state is getting worse and worse."

"Is that so..."

Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully.

Because Aoye Dan can replenish energy and treat mental damage, it has curative effect on the second grandpa's symptoms.

And after he used Shattered Reality, he also consumed energy and needed to stay up all night for treatment.

So using over-fragmented reality equals Alzheimer's? !
Heiyang couldn't help but imagine the scene where Hongli wiped his mouth kindly, and then he called his mother in open crotch pants...

hiss!Forbidden!Bah, sorcery!
In the future, unless it is absolutely necessary, you must not use that trick...

"call--"

Heiyang scratched his head: "So, do you have a clue?
Just, did the other four families find anything? "

"of course."

The second grandfather showed a proud expression: "Don't look at our five-color family as if it's a bit miserable now, it's just being mentally calculated and unintentionally, being beaten first.

For four full years, we have had a deep hatred, and if we still can't find anything after the investigation, we should stop messing around in the capital and run away with our tails between our legs. "

"Wow, well said!"

Hei Yang was immediately overwhelmed by the mighty and domineering second grandpa: "Then here comes the question, so why is our family so miserable now?"

Although Hei Yang doesn't like the actions of his cousin Hei Changhong, he can still feel the danger of the Hei family being cornered and on the edge of a cliff.

"Ah, in this case, it's actually not as miserable as I imagined..."

The second grandfather suddenly showed a sly expression: "Did Changhong tell you before that after hearing the news, the remaining young and strong disciples of my Hei family ran away and scattered, so this big cat and kitten are left." Two or three?"

"uh-huh?"

"That's just an illusion."

The second grandfather shook his head: "How could my Hei family be so spineless, besides, their roots are here, and they shed the same blood as us, so how could they suddenly say betrayal?

They all left with missions in mind. In the past four years, I don't know how many important information came from them.

Changhong really didn't know, it was because we deliberately didn't tell him the truth in order not to reveal our flaws.

If we say that Changhong is a shield, it protects the family and stands upright in the wind and rain.

Then, those tribesmen who were sent out are the spears we stretched out. As long as we find the enemy's heart and kill him with one blow, so that there is no place for him to turn back, then we can rest easy.

In fact, even if Changhong is incompetent and forced into a so-called desperate situation by the opponent's deliberate suppression, the Hei family will not really perish. The other four-color families are not just watching from the sidelines. down.

Otherwise, do you think that the mastermind behind the scenes can swallow so many cultivation forces, and face a family with almost no practitioners, would it take four years to plan instead?
It seems that in the past four years, it was the black hands behind the scenes who were dealing with our black family. In fact, it was all the forces that had suffered losses back then who were really wrestling with them secretly.

On the surface, it seems that we have been thrown out as outcasts.

But in fact, because we showed our cards in advance, those people relaxed their vigilance and picked our family out in advance.

This can also be regarded as the care of the other four families for our Hei family who suffered the most. "

Facing this miraculous little grandson who can solve his mental problems, the second grandfather showed a strong sense of trust.

Regardless of whether Hei Yang could understand or not, a group of riddlers spoke in a rush, showing a scheming and wise expression.

"I see."

Heiyang suddenly realized, and asked curiously: "Then where is our actual investigation progress now?"

"Um……"

Second Grandpa pondered for a while, then said solemnly: "We found out that what happened back then was not accidental, but there was a black hand behind the scenes!"

"Hmm, then what?"

"What then?"

"What about the results of the investigation?"

"I don't know either."

Hei Yang: "..."

Second Grandpa: "..."

"no……"

Heiyang felt a little bit of a toothache: "Dare you say so much, four years, the progress of the investigation is not as big as your harvest from going to the toilet!?"

"Ah, you can't say that."

The second grandfather scratched his head mockingly: "They should have found something through investigation, but they didn't tell me.

Occasionally, when I was awake, they would come here to comfort me, and they would close the net soon or something. "

"You are..."

Heiyang came to his senses in an instant, showing a subtle expression: "You're disgusted, right?"

"Nonsense, this is just...reasonable risk avoidance!"

The second grandpa glared at Hei Yang: "They were afraid that I would not be able to turn my head, and would leak all the things I should say and not say in a daze, so that the plan would fall short, so they kept it from me. I also agreed. It’s not like being squeezed out!”

"walk slowly."

Hei Yang sighed: "Then if I want to know the specific situation, I should go to Qing's house and inquire about it, right?"

"Well, that's right."

The second grandfather nodded, and said in a low voice: "After inquiring about it, remember to come back and tell me secretly, they have been hiding it all these years, I really want them to find something!"

(End of this chapter)