So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 8 Heiyang, you have done all your bad things!
"Hei Yang, I killed you so much ah ah ah ah!"

"Stop, stop, uncle can watch here!"

"It looks like it's going to kill you ah ah ah ah!"

"Oh, Ququ Hongli, dare to speak madly."

The red house, inside the house, uh... on the floor.

Hei Yang tightly held the red ying spear he wanted to stab in both hands, while Hong Li stabbed the killer from above!
At this time, the two of them have become masters of Yan Yi, and in just a few seconds, the expressions on their faces have changed a lot, as if they have inherited the ancient intangible cultural heritage.

"Speak wildly?"

Hongli bit her silver teeth, and her little face was full of cruelty: "I want to see if you will die if you poke a hole in your chest!"

"You don't talk about martial arts, you engage in sneak attacks!"

Hei Yang kept squirming and struggling: "Dog thief, if you have the ability, let me go, and when I'm ready, I will fight another [-] rounds!"

"You didn't wait until I was ready when you brought the spirit chicken here!"

"Nonsense, I clearly sent a notice!"

"Death notice, right?"

"I don't know good people, this is a fairy!"

"I'm immortal, go to hell!"

"Don't die, don't die!"

"..."

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen sat at the table with a calm expression, completely using the murder scene as the background music - can only say, they are used to it.

"Muguang, you can tell me this kind of thing bluntly, it really makes my brother moved and a little ashamed."

Hong Xiaochen smiled helplessly, turned her head and glanced at her daughter who pressed Hei Yang on the floor: "But, to be honest, you are worried about your son, and I am also worried about my daughter.

This silly girl, I am afraid that she will go out with her front feet and her hind feet will be transported back in a coffin..."

"Uncle Hong, you have to be more confident in Hongli, she will definitely become a big shot, just send her out with confidence!"

While Hei Yang was jumping on the line of life and death, he couldn't help but interjected: "When the time comes, Hongli will become an immortal, maybe our relatives and friends can follow suit..."

"Dad, don't listen to this guy's nonsense, I will definitely die miserably when I go out!"

Hongli hurriedly retorted: "I will be cut into eight pieces and then smashed into ashes, or I will be killed by the enemy's family!"

"Hey, I heard Uncle, Hongli is threatening you, can we get used to her temper?"

Hei Yang continued to fan the flames: "That's definitely not possible, you can't get used to her, you should send her away now, and I don't look down on you if you don't get ripped off!"

"shut up!"

Hongli increased her arm strength again: "I'll cut you into eight pieces first!"

"..."

A row of black lines flashed across Hong Xiaochen's head, and he sighed: "You saw it too, these two children...

Well, all I can say is that our two hard-to-read books are the same...

Besides, how could I accept such a precious gift from you? "

"Why not?"

Hei Muguang frowned and said, "Without Brother Xiaochen, where did I come from today?"

"That's different, one yard is one yard."

Hong Xiaochen waved his hand: "As you said, it depends on the children's own wishes."

"Ah..."*2
The two fathers looked at each other silently, and their hearts were full of sorrow.

"Sigh what?"

Hongli's mother Lan Yuying suddenly looked away from Heiyang, raised her head and smiled and said: "I think these two children are quite talented, and they say that they can't do it here, they can't do it there, but If you really want to move your hands, it is more reliable than many children."

"Sister-in-law, what do you mean?"

Hei Muguang turned his head suspiciously, a little puzzled.

"What I mean is very simple, these two children are quite talented, that is..."

Lan Yuying gave a wicked smile: "It's just that our adults need to push behind, and there may be unexpected surprises."

"hiss!"

Hei Yang suddenly sucked in a breath of cold air, and whispered to Hong Li who was in a state of rage: "Don't make trouble for now, the situation seems to be wrong!"

"It's quite wrong!"

Fire in Hongli's eyes: "I can let you live until now, that's the biggest mistake!"

"grass (a plant)"

Hei Yang let go of his hand suddenly, tilted his head, and narrowly avoided the Hongying spear, making the latter pin to the floor.

"Listen to what they are saying for yourself!"

Hei Yang grabbed Hong Li's head with both hands and turned her face aside: "Don't look at me, look at them loudly plotting some terrible things!"

"what?"

Hongli slapped the claws that were almost in her mouth with a slap, and the dead fish looked at the three adults on the field.

"I'm not dumb anymore, I mean it's simple."

Lan Yuying chuckled lightly and said, "Send both children to the immortals and let them apprentice together, so that they can be companions in the future."

"Ah this..."

Hong Xiaochen was stunned for a moment, then showed a wry smile: "But there is only one ling chicken, so you can't bundle the two children for sale, right?"

"God is so bundled and sold..."

Hei Yang sat up from the ground and couldn't help but complain: "What do you think?"

"my comment……"

Hongli's face was solemn: "It seems that something is really wrong!"

"And what if there are two, or even more, spirit chickens?"

Lan Yuying looked at the spirit chicken, who was tied up with five flowers, and said with a slight smile, "Is it possible to send both children there?"

"This……"

Hong Xiaochen looked at Lingji with surprise: "Could it be Yuying that you want it to breed offspring?

But this time is too late, the immortals just pass by here for the time being, and they will leave at some point. "

"Yes, this method is a bit impractical."

Hei Muguang shook his head in agreement: "And we have no experience in cultivating spirit chickens..."

"Oh, you all want to be wrong!"

Lan Yuying smiled and shook her head: "Do you still remember the big case of the "red-haired old man" in the city?"

"That's natural. I personally participated in that case back then!"

Hei Muguang was stunned for a moment, and answered seriously.

That was 11 years ago. A red-haired evil cultivator broke into the City Lord's Mansion in the middle of the night and launched a suicide attack on the City Lord.

Afterwards, although the red-haired evil cultivator was inept and was arrested after being discovered, the city lord's legs were also crippled.

At that time, it was only the second year of the new city master's succession - it was at that time that he was full of ambition and made great efforts to rectify the big families in the five-color city.

After the incident, the city lord saw that every big family in the city was like a ghost, and the most suspicious was the five largest families, black, red, green, white and yellow.

But in fact, this is really not done by the five great clans, but it is not enough to just shout grievances.

In order to express their sincerity, the five clans paid the price together, and invited an outer disciple of the Medicine King Sect to use the precious herbal medicine called "Shouqiu Cao" to find the real master of the red-haired evil cultivator. The innocence of the five-color race.

Afterwards, although the outer sect disciple left in a hurry, the Shouqiu Cao left a part of it and stored it in the city lord's mansion.

"Feed the spirit chicken and eat that piece of grass, and let it lead us to find the chicken coop, wouldn't it be all over the place?"

The corners of Lan Yuying's mouth rose: "You two have official positions in the city lord's mansion. I think as long as you make a request, the city lord will give you some, right?"

"!"

Hong Xiaochen's eyes widened suddenly: "Good idea, why didn't I think of it!"

"Sister-in-law doesn't know..."

Hei Muguang smiled: "After that incident, the city lord hoarded a bunch of Shouqiu grass, but he didn't use it much.

In other words, if the two of us want to get a few plants, there is absolutely no problem! "

(End of this chapter)