So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 62 How to maintain a relationship in a long-distance relationship? !

"Master, Master, your pork bone noodle soup is here."

Zhang San knocked on the door lightly, got a positive answer and pushed it in: "Then I'll put it here for you, remember to eat it while it's hot."

"Ah, thank you Uncle Zhang."

Hei Yang was sitting in front of the desk with his brows furrowed, looking attentively. When he heard Zhang San's words, he raised his head slightly and forced a smile: "Don't worry, I'll eat it in a while."

"oh oh."

Zhang San nodded, looked at Hei Yang's face, hesitated and asked, "That, young master, what troubles you?"

"Ah? Ah! It's okay, it's okay, I'm fine."

Hei Yang was stunned and waved his hand: "Everything else is fine, but why is it so noisy outside, is there a fight?"

"Ah, no."

Zhang San scratched his head and said the truth: "I'm just negotiating with the buyers I contacted. I'm going to make them quieter?"

"No, no, bargaining proves that they work hard, don't discourage their enthusiasm."

Hei Yang hurriedly refused: "But be careful, don't let people secretly enrich themselves, and use this pretext to suck the blood of the family again."

"Don't worry, you're all watching!"

"Well, that's fine."

"Then, I'll go out first if it's okay?"

"Mmmm, oh, by the way, Brother Heichen and the second grandfather should also pay attention, don't disturb their rest."

"OK, got it!"

"..."

Seeing Zhang San carefully closing the door, Hei Yang sighed, then turned his gaze back, and took the hidden paper from under the desk to the table and spread it out.

Ignoring those very artistic and inexplicable lines that Hei Yang scribbled when he was upset, the text on it came into view.

[How to maintain a relationship in a long-distance relationship? 】

【First,……】

【second,……】

"..."

"But then again, although we are engaged, we have never even confessed. Is this really a long-distance relationship, not my wishful thinking?"

Hei Yang sighed and lay on the table, looking like he gave up on himself: "Also, I can't think of a good way. In my last life, I didn't know anything about it except studying!"

"Do you really need to ask those elders who have rich life experience for advice on this kind of thing?"

Hei Yang looked sad: "But how dare you let me say this kind of thing, it's too embarrassing!"

With a sigh, Hei Yang sat up straight again, and looked at the "little tricks for long-distance relationships" that he spent half a day summarizing with the expression of looking at garbage.

[The first form of a long-distance relationship: First of all, you have to be in a relationship before you can have a long-distance relationship, so you need to confess first! 】

"Ah this...Is this written by me?!"

Hei Yang's expression froze, and he looked away unnaturally: "Cough, this is not important, next, next!"

[The second type of long-distance relationship: After confirming the relationship between lovers, we must first find out the reason for the long-distance relationship. Is it because of work or because of the family environment that caused the two to separate? 】

"Ah, the reason why she was arrested seems to be helped by me..."

Hei Yang was even more guilty: "Ah, no, how could I be such a beast, this is completely force majeure, yes, force majeure, it has nothing to do with me!
Sure enough, what I wrote is unreliable, what rubbish long-distance relationship tips, next article next article! "

[The third form of long-distance relationship: Are you sure you and your lover understand each other? If so, you might as well put yourself in the other half's perspective to think about the problem, and think about what you would do if you were in that situation. Many misunderstandings between people. 】

"Ha, isn't this getting better? I still don't know her, I know her better than her parents!"

Hei Yang finally regained a lot of self-confidence: "Well, very good, then put myself in my shoes and think about it. If I were her, what would I think of Hei Yang now?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang frowned, his expression adjusted slightly, and he entered the state, so he subconsciously opened his mouth and scolded: "Hei Yang, this bastard, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, why is he not caught, why!
It should be him who works hard to cultivate, I should just lie down and enjoy it, damn it, ah ah ah ah! "

"..."

Hei Yang blinked, his heart even more empty.

"Uh, no, no, she definitely didn't think so!
Hahaha, as expected, I don't know her as well as I imagined, and the imitation is not at all similar, yes, not at all! "

Hei Yang resorted to self-comprehension skills: self-deception!

General effect.

Hei Yang's conscience received a little false comfort!

"Bah, what a hack, it won't work at all!"

Hei Yang became angry: "Look at another one, if it's not reliable, don't read it, it doesn't work at all!"

[The fourth form of a long-distance relationship: If it is really impossible to shorten the time of a long-distance relationship, you might as well give him a little more care, make more phone calls, and care about his daily life and work troubles.

Under normal circumstances, you can start the topic from the weather, three meals a day, etc., so as to give the other party a feeling that you are always with him. 】

"Well, that sounds pretty good."

Hei Yang's eyes lit up, and he looked at the pork bone noodle soup that was still warm on the table, and instantly took it to heart!

【Black Sun: [Picture] [Picture]]

[Hongli: ? 】

[Heiyang: Look, how is it, do you want to eat? 】

[Hongli: Well, I want to eat it, it looks good. 】

[Heiyang: Hehe, unfortunately you can't eat, are you angry, are you angry? 】

[Hongli: ? 】

[Hongli: What are you doing! 】

[Hongli: Heiyang, I **** you big ****]

【Red Glass: ********】

【Black Sun: ... 】

Hei Yang blinked, gently lifted the paper on the table, and a few small sparks jumped out of his fingertips and jumped onto the paper.

"boom!"

The fire lit up the house and the ashes fell.

Hold the bowl with one hand and hold the chopsticks with the other.

"Damn, the summary is really unreliable!"

Hei Yang looked fierce, lowered his head, and ate noodles, it should be cold in a while.

……

"What am I...what does this guy Heiyang mean!"

Hongli put a question mark on her head and subconsciously groped for a few times on her body: "Could he put some despicable and evil prop on me to monitor me, otherwise how would he know that I am hungry now?"

"..."

"Forget it, don't think about it if you don't understand!"

Scratching her head irritably, Hongli flicked the spear in her hand, and the tip of the spear pressed against Xiaoli Huohe, who was curled up at the corner of the bed, with a murderous look on her face: "Tell me! Did you steal my snacks!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Xiaoli Huohe looked at the woman in front of him with a horrified face. He clearly called her baby girl yesterday, but today he is facing each other with spears. The world of adults is too scary!

"What are you doing, five seconds, hurry up!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Cry, it's time to cry!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Xiaoli flamingo shook her head frantically, she didn't do it, definitely not her, she was just a cute little flamingo, what bad thoughts could she have?

"Not you?"

Hongli's face was full of suspicion.

"Chirp!"

That's right, not her!

"That's it."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully: "Then there is no way, it seems that I have to go to the canteen in the cafeteria to buy some more.

Oh, by the way, Xiao Huo, do you think the orange-flavored bread is better, or the strawberry-flavored biscuit? "

"Chirp? Chirp!"

Xiaoli flamingo didn't even think about it, she blurted out, she thought the original candy was the best!

"..."

"..."

"Humph."

Hongli sneered twice, and the tip of the gun touched it again: "Mom's good daughter, you are still too young."

"Chirp..."

Xiaoli Huohe's legs are weak, that, if you admit it now, will it be too late?

"It's too late, wake up!"

Hongli roared: "I'm going to make you into pork bone noodle soup!"

"Chirp!"

Xiaoli Huohe shook his head frantically, it was impossible, as a Li Huohe, no matter how outrageous she was, it was impossible for her to become pork bone noodle soup!This is not biological!

"I don't care! I just want to eat pork bone noodle soup, please change it for me!"

"Chirp——"

(End of this chapter)