So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 6 Good Brother... Die to the Lord!

"Zhang San, Li Si, you two are blocking the door! Erma, Sanjin, you both flank!

Others, come with me, catch the chicken and reward you with a hundred taels of silver! "

No matter the servant girl or the servant girl, all of them are gearing up, with green light in their eyes, brooms and baskets in their arms, and aggressively approaching the chicken on the hilt of the kitchen knife.

"Yes, ma'am!"

"Eh, wait wait, what is it?"

Hei Yang quickly put his hands in front of him, looked at the kitchen knife beside his head, then looked at the aggressive crowd, looked at the kitchen knife again, and looked at the crowd again: "Hey, who can tell me what's going on? ,what happened?"

"Ah, Xiaoyang, you're back!"

Qing Yiyi took the hatchet handed by her servant and looked at Hei Yang in surprise: "When did you come in, Mom didn't even see it."

"Yeah yeah."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes, and subconsciously moved a few steps away from the kitchen knife: "When you retrieve the kitchen knife later, you will be surprised to find that there is a black sun sticking to it, and it will be too late to see me again."

"This kid, just say some bad words."

Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes, and before Hei Yang could answer, she suddenly shouted, "You still want to run away?!"

"Shh!"

The hatchet in his hand flew out like a streamer, perfectly sealing the ling chicken's claws that wanted to sneak away, so frightened that it curled up on the kitchen knife again.

"Ha, the city is much more stable today, and the city owner has announced that he will leave work early."

Hei Muguang hummed a little tune and pushed open the door of Hei's house: "I'm back... ah ah ah ah!"

The instinct of practicing martial arts all the year round made Hei Muguang subconsciously put his hands together and stopped the hatchet at a distance of less than three centimeters from the tip of his nose.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Silence, deadly silence.

All the people in the hospital were dumbfounded, and they didn't dare to breathe.

Only Qing Yiyi's right hand remained in the throwing posture, the expression on her face gradually stiffened, and she squeezed out a smile: "You, Muguang, come back today... it's so early!"

"Huh, huh..."

Hei Muguang's pupils gradually returned to normal size, he gasped and swallowed his heart that was about to jump out. Looking into the hospital, the murderer was clear at a glance: "Yiyi, what did you do wrong for your husband? You need such a killer?!"

"Ah this..."

Qing Yiyi quickly hid her hands behind her: "Hahaha, the weather is really nice today."

"The sun goes down..."

Hei Muguang turned his head to look at the sky: "Is this setting sun implying something..."

Hei Yang wanted to vomit, but his reason told him that he should flee the crime scene at this time, so as not to get burned.

Step out the left leg...good, then step out the right leg...

"Stop!"*2
"hiss!"

Hei Yang froze in place, watching his parents staring at him with unpleasant expressions, he regretted that he had not used the "Wind Tight Hug" skill to escape just now.

"Stop!"*2
"Ah this..."

Hei Yang squeezed out a smile: "I stopped..."

"It's not about you, it's about it!"

Qing Yiyi pointed to the corner, where Heiyang's rooster was peeping. At this moment, he was locked by a strong murderous aura, and his leg twitched, and he fainted!

"Cuckoo..."

The rooster curled up, feeling his death star shining.

……

The rooster woke up again and found that he was surrounded by a spirit chicken tied up with five flowers. The three of them sat on the stool and surrounded them.

Among them, Hei Muguang and Qing Yiyi showed suffocation, only Hei Yang's eyes were dodged.

"Wake up."

Hei Muguang looked at the rooster and nodded earnestly: "Very well, the tribunal of the three divisions officially begins!"

"Hmph, how can you say that you are also an old chicken in our family who has been crowing for many years. There is no credit or hard work."

Qing Yiyi smiled softly, and was completely different from just now: "Also, I turned back the spirit chicken and let it fall into the net, remembering your great deeds."

"Yes, our family is not unreasonable."

Hei Muguang nodded in agreement: "Well, we'll give you two choices. One is that you two break up. Let's dedicate the spirit chicken to the immortal. In the future, you will be the one who will eat and drink spicy food."

"Second, your feelings are sincere and you are reluctant to part."

Qing Yiyi smiled and said: "In this way, I will pack you and the spirit chicken together to present to the immortal. Although you can't be born on the same day, you can still die on the same day."

"Is this a choice..."

Hei Yang covered his face and whispered: "Why do you feel like a villain, is there something wrong..."

"Xiaoyang, what are you talking about?"

Qing Yiyi turned her head to look at Hei Yang and smiled slightly: "Speak it out and let your parents hear it."

"Ah this, that, I mean..."

Hei Yang raised his brows and scolded at the rooster: "Did you hear me? My mother asked you, it's up to you to choose whether to live or die!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Finally, the rooster couldn't take it anymore, and ran out of the house in an enclave, leaving only the spirit chicken with sad eyes.

Although the rooster of the Heiyang family has gained some intelligence over time, its spirituality is far inferior to that of a real spirit chicken.

"Cuckoo..."

The rooster groaned, it was a wrong payment after all...

"Look, it doesn't love you at all."

Qing Yiyi looked at Lingji: "Do you feel the pain of being hurt by love? Do you think there is no good thing for roosters in this world!"

"Cuckoo..."

Lingji nodded lightly, with a sad expression on his face.

"so……"

Hei Muguang raised his brows and made a conclusion: "In such a sad world, what's the point of living, it's better to dedicate a useful body to illuminate my son's great future..."

"It feels like these two people are becoming more and more dangerous when they talk..."

Hei Yang complained in a lower voice: "Is this a delusional chicken heart..."

"Cuckoo!"

The rooster suddenly came back to his senses, no, it can find the rooster without it, but it didn't want to die!

No, let it out, he's going back to the woods, he's not here anymore!

"Hmph, it's up to you!"

Qing Yiyi snorted coldly: "Come on, pack it right away, we'll deliver it...

Wait a minute, wouldn't it be too presumptuous to visit rashly, what do you think, Muguang? "

"Um……"

Hei Muguang pondered and looked at Hei Yang: "I think you should ask Xiao Yang what he thinks. Becoming a teacher is a major event in life, not to mention, it's an immortal teacher..."

"Ah, ah, the immortals just said that they like to eat chicken, and they didn't say that if they donate spiritual chickens, they will definitely get the quota for apprenticeship."

The corners of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, this rhythm is a bit wrong, if this goes on, if he really succeeds in apprenticeship, won't he be the guy Hongli?

Never let this happen!

"How can you think so?"

Hei Muguang frowned and said, "Some things may fail after you try, but if you don't even dare to try, you will definitely not succeed."

"Yes, yes."

Qing Yiyi nodded in agreement: "Your dad is right, this is an immortal, I don't know how many people want to climb high and can't do it!"

"It's not too late, we'll start right away!"

Hei Muguang said solemnly, "Let's not dream too much at night!"

"No no no!"

Hei Yang subconsciously waved his hand to refuse.

"Huh?"*2
[Heiyang: Help!Hongli save me! 】

[Hongli: ? 】

[Hongli: What happened? 】

[Heiyang: So so, so so... 】

[Heiyang: In short, help me think of a way! 】

[Hongli: Pfft, hahahahaha, accept your fate!Hahaha, God wants me to lie down and win, come on, future cultivators~]

[Heiyang: OK, you are not benevolent, so don’t blame me for being unrighteous! 】

[Hongli: ? 】

[Hongli: What do you want to do? 】

[Hongli: I warn you not to mess around! 】

"Dad, Mom!"

Hei Yang took a deep breath and said with a resolute expression: "Actually, I have other ideas about this spirit chicken!"

(End of this chapter)