So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 58 This is the great joy, great wisdom, great strength, and great stature!

"Okay, Little Seventeen, you can come down too."

The middle-aged woman carefully smeared the slime solution on the group of humans in front of her, silently counting the time in her heart, patted a child on the group of humans, and hugged him down.

"After you get out of the way, it's Little Eighteen."

"Mother, can I come down last!"

Xiao Shiba said coquettishly, "Uncle Heiyang has a very nice smell, I want to smell it for a while."

"no!"

Heiyang sat cross-legged on the ground with a blank expression, feeling his head was getting bigger—in fact, there were indeed two children stuck to his head.

"Hurry down, don't get close to me!"

Hei Yang snorted coldly: "Being guarded like jade, how can you be so filthy at will?
Besides, I'm only sixteen this year, and only seventeen after my birthday this year. What's my name! "

"Ah this...that...Xiaoyang..."

Hei Changhong, who was glued to Hei Yang's arm, showed an embarrassed and offensive smile and muttered softly.

"According to her seniority, Xiao Shiba should really be called your uncle. Don't think that I am so much older than you. In fact, you should call me my brother."

"A little bit?"

Hei Yangxuan glanced at Hei Changhong: "Yi Diu Diu!"

"Ah, cough, cough..."

Hei Changhong continued to maintain an embarrassed and offensive smile: "Xiaoyang, I know you have grievances for being tricked by us, but we are all relatives, no, we are all family.

Family members should love each other for the rest of their lives, and hug each other to keep warm in any difficulties..."

"Yeah, I already feel the warmth. In addition, rejecting moral kidnapping starts from me!"

Hei Yang was still expressionless, he shook his body gently, and the little kids on his body swayed around, giving out terrifying laughter.

Just like the breeze blowing through the canopy, the leaves are flying, slamming...  

cough cough...

Well, nothing like a broken leaf!

This scene is too mentally polluted, so don't make up your mind.

"Ah this, that..."

"father--"

A little boy couldn't help crying: "I want to pee!"

"Hold on, don't pee!"

Hei Yang looked at the little boy with murderous expression: "If you dare to pee, I will, like this, like that, hehe, and then do this again! Do you understand!"

The little boy was taken aback for a moment. Not everyone is proficient in Black Yang language tenth level like Hongli.

Therefore, he did not understand [this way, that way, hehe, and then this way! ] What kind of torture, but this does not prevent him from fighting back with the basic skills that children are basically lit up.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Hei Yang: "..."

Thanks, my head hurts again.

Oh, no, I can't feel the existence of my head anymore, it doesn't hurt anymore!
what……

Haha ...

Hahaha………

How did things get like this?

Where is the problem?

Hei Yang once again fell into a painful reflection on life.

First calm down, think about whether this kind of thing has ever happened in human history, summarize the experience and wisdom of previous people's handling, and then use it...

Sum up the hell!
Has this outrageous situation ever occurred in human history? !
Heiyang is once again caught up in the realization of why the world was born and how the universe exploded.

It is just like the unity of heaven and man that people who cultivate immortals long for, comprehend the essence of the Dao, incarnate in the world but retain the original idea, the mind is empty and free of distracting thoughts, it is for great wisdom, great freedom, great realm...

Simply put, Hei Yang gave up thinking.

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"Ah, thank you."

Zhang San picked up a bowl of water and drank it happily. He wiped his mouth and looked at the leading youth named Hei Zhe: "Drink a sip of hot water and feel refreshed."

"Ah, you're welcome."

Hei Chau showed a warm smile: "Because today is a special day, all the servants in the family have a holiday..."

"A special day...is it a capture plan for our young master..."

Li Si's face was sullen, looking at not far away, his expression was dull, his eyes were dull, and his face was unbearable.

"Hey, old Zhang, the young master is still being tortured there, so let's just sit here and drink water with peace of mind, shall we?"

Li Si couldn't help but said: "Look at the pitiful appearance of the young master, I want to cry...

You see, his lips are shaking, he must be saying: Uncle Li, Uncle Zhang, save me from this hell!
But what about us, are we just watching? ! "

"Oh, but what can we do?"

Zhang San sighed and spread his hands helplessly: "You also saw that, Young Master, he didn't dare to move, for fear of hurting those children...

Hmph, to use children and old people to play tricks is really shameless to the extreme, disgusting, despicable, obscene, shameless! "

Zhang Sanyue was also angry when he said that, he snorted coldly: "Don't think that you are also surnamed Hei, so I can respect you, Zhang San of the Hei family recognizes Muguang's family, and all the kings are Hei's family. Don't scare me!

I have watched the young master grow up with my own eyes. If there are three strengths and two weaknesses, I will fight for this old life. "

"Ah, okay."

Hei Chau was stunned for a moment, took the bowl, took another bowl of warm water and handed it to Zhang San: "The climate here is much drier than that of my hometown, and it's easy to get angry, so be careful..."

"Ah, Gududu, thank you!"

Zhang San wiped his mouth, nodded his thanks, and turned back to his angry face again: "So, even if... um, where did I just say?"

"Even if you fight for this old life..."

Li Si reminded in a low voice, "It's time to talk about the latter..."

"oh oh!"

Zhang San nodded with a look of anger: "Even if I fight for this old life, I... I also fight for this old life!"

"?" "?"

A question mark slowly appeared on the heads of Li Si and Hei Chau.

"What are you doing looking at me like that, what kind of expression is that!"

Zhang San shrank his head and blushed: "I drank a saliva in the middle, and I forgot my words because of emotional incoherence?!"

"..."

Li Si's face was full of contempt, and everything was silent.

"I'm really sorry..."

Hei Zhan lowered his head: "We didn't let the children and the elderly do this on purpose, it's just...

It's just because there are no young people in the family now, it's just us..."

"Ok?"

Zhang San and Li Si stared at each other, then looked at Heizhao again: "What do you mean, there are no young people, aren't you young?"

"my words……"

The black arrester lowered his head and whispered: "Actually, I am already 31 this year, but I look a little young. Among my brothers and sisters, I am the eldest.

Therefore, I should also call Uncle Heiyang. My father is of the same age as Uncle Heiyang.

Those grandparents are the elders of Uncle Heiyang, and Uncle Heiyang should call them uncles and aunts. "

"..."

"Wait a minute……"

Zhang San rubbed his eyebrows: "You wait for me for a while, what kind of uncle is not uncle, what kind of boss is not boss...

This, what's going on, I don't understand a little bit, I seem to be starting to have a headache just like the young master, you won't give me sweat medicine in the water! "

"Menghan medicine..."

Hei Chau whispered: "It's a bit expensive, it's too wasteful to buy it, it's a waste of money for medicine, and a waste of water..."

"Look, is this what a disciple of your big family should say? You are too diligent and thrifty!"

Zhang San felt his head hurt even more: "Old Li, your brain is so good, you can analyze it for me, what's the situation now?!"

(End of this chapter)