So lazy, how can you become a fairy

In the living room of Yang Li's house, Hei Yang Hongli looked at a mirror with a serious face, looking like a meditator.

On the other side of the mirror were the seniors outside the world. Both sides were silent until Heiyang Hongli took the lead to break the calm.

"Ah, what should I do?"

Hong Li let out a long sigh, tilted her body, and lay weakly on Hei Yang's lap, looking hopeless.

"Ah, I don't know either!"

Hei Yang gently touched Hong Li's little head and smoothed the other person's fur as skillfully as he would a cat, but he also had a sad look on his face.

On the opposite side of the mirror, Kong Yuqing looked at the young couple with a somewhat complicated mood.

She was suddenly informed by these two children that they were at the ninth level of the Nascent Soul and were likely to face a tribulation soon. She didn't know what to say for a while.

Among these complicated emotions, there was shock at the speed of cultivation of these two guys: in her original estimation, it would take decades or even hundreds of years for the other party to reach the current state, right?

There is also a sense of helplessness and reluctance on the two people's faces: not to mention that this is a major matter that concerns everyone in the travel world, and they can't escape no matter what.

And speaking of which, that little girl is still the current leader of the Five Elements Sect, right?

Standing in that position, no matter how little you do, you still have to bear some responsibilities.

Hong Li naturally knew it herself. If nothing else, if the sect was in trouble, she would help out both emotionally and rationally. She actually didn't mind this very much.

Although she was passively elected as the sect leader, in fact, as long as she had a firm attitude and refused, the other party would not be able to force her to become the sect leader.

After all, no matter how reluctant he was to go to the Five Elements Sect at the beginning, no matter how much he helped the sect and no longer owed any debts, the Five Elements Sect provided Hongli with a lot of help on his growth path.

This is something the two of them have known for a long time: no matter how much they are afraid of trouble, as long as there are people and things they care about in this world, they must bear some necessary responsibilities.

And it was precisely because they knew this that the two of them looked sad.

As mentioned before, Kong Yuqing looked at the two of them with complicated emotions. Seeing two "babies" who were no more than a fraction of her age and having to bear these things at such a young age, she felt a little distressed and sympathized with them.

After all, if you really want to talk about it, even she, Kong Yuqing, has enjoyed a stable life for hundreds of years. In her eyes, these two children are like being chased by tigers as soon as they learn to walk.

Well, what Kong Yuqing didn't know was that these two children were actually chased by a tiger, ahem...

"Um, have you two really reached the ninth level of Nascent Soul?"

Kong Yuqing still asked a little uncertainly: "Are you sure?"

"We wouldn't lie about this kind of thing even if our heads were squeezed by the door, right?!"

Hei Yang Hongli's mood was a little unstable.

They were already very sad, and Kong Yuqing wanted to stimulate them by asking again.

"I'm so stupid, really..."

Hong Li buried her face in Hei Yang's lap and muttered: "I only knew that there would be some distance between the first level of Nascent Soul and the ninth level, but I didn't expect the distance to be so short..."

"Oh, Xiaoli..."

Hei Yang sighed and patted his wife gently to calm her down, but he couldn't help but sigh again and again: "Alas!"

"Ah this..."

Kong Yuqing looked at the sad and angry two people and didn't know what to say.

Neither was she envious or jealous, nor was she comforted or sympathetic. In the end, she chose to remain silent.

The disadvantage of Heiyang Hongli is that it is easy to think pessimistically before everything starts. The advantage is that as long as the two of them are still together, things will not reach an unacceptable level.

Kong Yuqing didn't need any more comfort. After Hei Yang Hongli emo'd for a while, he still chose to face the difficulties and plan and prepare for bad things that might happen.

"It's better to have a little more understanding with senior."

Hei Yang sighed, and while stroking Xiaoli Miao, he said: "It's not like you, senior, who ran to ascend happily, only to be dumbfounded when you learned the truth outside.

The two of us never planned to ascend from the beginning, and after knowing the truth, we also planned for this matter for a long time in advance. "

"Ah this..."

Kong Yuqing's mouth twitched, and he rushed to ascend in excitement. You can be more rude and say that running to ascend in a stupid way is not wrong.

Kong Yuqing also heard from the elders who had "ascended" before that many of them had made some preparations before their "ascension", including but not limited to: doubting that they would not be able to absorb the "immortal energy" of the "immortal world" after ascension. I'm used to it, I packed up a small world's aura and took it away with me.

Suspecting that the world after ascension would be too predatory, he prepared a set of escape tools to avoid being captured for mining and digging.

Or maybe they suspect that the world after ascension may not be as good as the world of travel, so they only poke their head over to take a quick look, but half of their body is still in the world of travel, and if they see anything wrong, they immediately shrink back, etc...

Although these preparations are not of much use: the air outside the world is not as thin as someone's home universe. Here, although the spiritual energy is not very rich, it is everywhere. Maybe ordinary people can still be here. It is difficult to survive, but it is not a big problem for practitioners.

The world after ascension is not a place where the jungle is strong. Instead, it is all people from your hometown. You can even find a bunch of senior elders from your own family. They will not arrest people to mine, but will also take care of newbies and help you build a house.

To some extent, the world after ascension is not as good as the world of travel. However, the senior who tried to commit suicide by probing his head did not achieve satisfactory results in practicing the laws of space, and his neck was almost broken by the space barrier.

But no matter what, they were indeed well prepared, and she, Kong Yuqing, did not think much about it and ran out...

The seniors who were older than him had made preparations, and now the two children, Hei Yang Hongli, were also making preparations.

So compared to before and after, is she really one of the more stupid ones? !

No one left any instructions for her like "Rules to Know Before Ascension"!

Kong Yuqing was performing a circus with gongs and drums in his heart, but on his face he still maintained the mature and indifferent smile of an older generation of practitioners: "It has been planned for a long time, so be prepared!

I'm curious to ask what you have prepared? Ah, of course, you can refuse if you don’t want to say anything, I’m just a little curious. "

"Actually, it doesn't matter what I say, I just prepared a lot of trump cards for ascension.

But if we say it now, it will make us both embarrassed if our trump card doesn't work.

I won’t go into details. Once you succeed, you can decide whether to show off or not. "

Hongli pulled her little face out of Hei Yang's arms and explained briefly with a look of helplessness: "To put it simply: the props for running away, the magical power for running away, the plan for running away, the backup for running away, and After failing to run away, I would use a communication mirror to look at my old father and mother in my hometown and cry coquettishly for comfort, and then I would think of other ways to run away."

Kong Yuqing: "..."

"Understand, we are still young and haven't lived enough yet!"

Hei Yang waved his hands in disinterest and sighed: "Okay, okay, you don't have to show that complicated expression.

We will definitely take on the responsibilities that are ours and will not run away casually. "

"The main thing is that my family is here and I can't escape."

Hong Li added in a low voice, it wasn't that they didn't want to run away, it was mainly because they couldn't run away.

Kong Yuqing: "..."

"Cough cough..."

Kong Yuqing suppressed the desire to complain in his heart and tried to act like a reliable elder.

"So, you haven't gone through the thunder tribulation yet, but you are ready to try to contact the world shield?"

When he first heard the news, Kong Yuqing was as shocked as when he heard that the two of them were in the ninth level of Nascent Soul.

After all, no matter from the previous scene or the sad expressions of the two of them just now, it can be seen that the two of them are actually very repulsive to going out of the house, but now they want to go out, which is very contradictory. You must know that traveling in the world But there is no such thing as "early death and early rebirth"!

"Otherwise, we have already been dragged to the ninth level of Nascent Soul, and there is nothing we can do if we don't want to go."

Hong Li took Hei Yang's arm and sat up, showing a bit of seriousness: "Instead of waiting to be forcibly kicked out of the travel world and being at a loss, it is better to go and step on it now, so that we can really wait until something happens. You can also have experience in committing crimes..."

"Ahem, just ignore the criminal atmosphere in Xiaoli's words..."

Hei Yang coughed, stretched out his big hand and gently pressed Hong Li's head, who was obediently silenced: "But in short, that's what it means.

So we have contacted you now, and we hope that the seniors will help us deal with it, lest we fail to control the situation after the car overturns..."

"Failed to control the situation?"

Kong Yuqing was a little confused: "What do you mean?"

"Uh, that..."

Hei Yang hesitated for a moment, then smiled sheepishly and said, "Didn't I just say that although we have reached the ninth level of the Nascent Soul, we have not survived the thunder tribulation. If we want to go out and have a look, naturally we have to dig inside the world shield. Make a small hole..."

Kong Yuqing: "?"

Kong Yuqing: "???"

"what?"

Kong Yuqing was stunned.

"Well, ahem, don't get excited, don't get excited, we'll try not to damage the overall operation of the shield. Just telling you is a bit of insurance."

Hei Yang quickly explained: "And Xiaoli and I accidentally broke the shield last time, and someone came over to repair it afterwards! So no matter how bad it is, it's still too bad to be in a hurry!"

Kong Yuqing: "..."

It seemed like I heard some terrible secret.

To be honest, if someone told Kong Yuqing to drill a hole in the shield, Kong Yuqing might not take it seriously. Even if it is easier to break through from the inside than from the outside, not everyone can break through the Dangdang World Shield. of.

What a joke, if the shield is so easy to break through, how could so many of them have been lonely outside for so many years? But the two people in front of her obviously cannot be judged by common sense. After all, she has never heard of anyone who can still contact the outside world in the travel world. She may not know when these two children will give her the whole big job.

If she was still the head of the sect back then, she would still admire this kind of progressive young man who has his own ideas, innovative personality, and creativity!

But what is at stake now is a major event in the entire world, and Kong Yuqing feels that no matter how conservative it is, it is too conservative.

After all, so many ancestors have been obediently guarding outside, and they have never thought of coming back to see them for so many years.

Are they really unable to open this shield?

One or two people may not be able to open it, but if so many strong people attack together, they can still break the shield.

But they have endured it for so many years, because they are afraid that one move will affect their whole body: they want to open a door, but accidentally break the entire shield. By then, the entire travel world will be exposed to the outside world, regardless of malicious intentions. All kinds of messy things can come in casually with good intentions, and that's the end of the world!

"Well, you two..."

Kong Yuqing paused and asked tentatively: "Isn't there a gentler method, such as being able to come out without destroying the shield?"

Kong Yuqing felt that she had asked a stupid question. If someone had to use gentle means to destroy the shield, she did not expect to get a positive answer when she asked this question!

But even so, we can't just watch these two messing around on the shield, right?

"..."

Hei Yang Hongli was silent.

Kong Yuqing: "???"

"No, you two really do?!!"

Kong Yuqing was dumbfounded.

"That, our that..."

Heyang Hongli hesitated, but finally told the truth: "We are not sure whether that method can only be used once..."

They do have a gentle method, which is the unlimited pass they issued a long time ago!

But that thing can only be bound to one per person, and it doesn’t say whether it can be reused. What if you can’t come back after using the pass!

And if they punch a hole in the shield, even if the shield repairs itself quickly, they can come back easily.

However, Heiyang Hongli cannot guarantee whether opening a small hole inside the shield will have any major impact.

For them, this matter is just like the big girl sitting in a sedan chair, Hei Yang marrying Hong Li, or the wedding night. It is also the first time they try it. Until then, who knows what will happen!

Although an outside creature like Lazy accidentally ran in, although Hei Yang Hongli had also estimated the risks and felt that it was not a big problem.

But some things are just what they think they will be, especially things related to the survival of the world, and there is no room for carelessness.

Some things are just like the experimental bacteria in the petri dish. I will die for you to see, just in case the inside of this large shield is sensitive!

Just like when they first started dating, Hei Yang Hongli also said things to her all day long, such as "I'll wait until you get married and you'll be good-looking" and "I'll teach you a lesson then".

And until the two of them got married and met honestly, Hongli thought that Hei Yang was bragging just like herself. However, things went beyond her expectations and she was completely defeated.

I vaguely remember that she cried very loudly when she asked her father to beg for mercy...

Hongli fell into memories of the past...

When Kong Yuqing heard Hei Yang Hongli say that that method could only be used once, he instantly understood what they were thinking, and his expression suddenly became complicated.

To be fair, Kong Yuqing naturally prefers safe methods.

But she was too embarrassed to use any moral principles to kidnap the two of them, and she was too embarrassed to use high-sounding reasons to make the other party take the initiative to put herself in danger.

After all, no matter how safe the means are, they are Heiyang Hongli's own. The other party has obviously seriously considered the consequences and also actively proposed means to ensure safety, but they are not 100% safe.

But who can guarantee that everything will be 100% problem-free?

From Kong Yuqing's point of view, at Hei Yang Hongli's age, they are already the kind of people who understand justice!

Thinking about what the peers around her were like when she was less than twenty years old, and looking at these two, Kong Yuqing felt that she had better not say more and let them weigh the pros and cons.

No matter which method you decide to use at that time, just tell her and she will notify the seniors to cooperate!

In other words, given the caution of the seniors, even if Heiyang Hongli said to use safe methods, they would probably still be prepared.

There hasn't been any big trouble in the travel world for so many years, which already shows that they don't just stand around outside!

Now, she just needs to wait quietly for the two of them to make a decision after careful consideration.

Hei Yang was indeed thinking seriously.

He thanked Kong Yuqing and said that he would think about it again and inform everyone when he thought about it, and then cut off the communication.

He scratched his head in confusion, reached out and patted Hongli: "Hey, you've come back to your senses, don't sit there and think about writing unhealthy things!"

"Who? Who is thinking nonsense?!"

Hongli slipped under the sofa and jumped back in an instant. She looked at Heiyang with her eyes wide open and her hands on her hips, and she said confidently: "I am also thinking seriously about how I will go out, okay?"

"Oh, it's almost Hong Xiaoli, don't I understand you?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said hehe: "Even if you really think about how to get out, you must be thinking about something else! It's useless for you to deny it, this is the fact."

"?!!"

Hong Li was shocked: "You, how did you know?!"

Hongli touched her head nervously.

"Could it be that some kind of mind-reading chip was secretly inserted into my head while I was sleeping?!!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Okay, okay, stop being weird."

Hei Yang stretched out his arms angrily and pushed the standing Hong Li back to the sofa: "I'm constantly glancing at strange places and licking my lips at the same time. Is it hard to guess what you're thinking?"

"I'm not licking my lips!!!"

Hong Li grabbed Hei Yang's shoulders frantically and emphasized loudly: "Hei Yang, you are talking nonsense!!!"

"Yes, yes, I can just talk nonsense."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's pink face and chuckled, "So you mean you don't deny taking a peek?"

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, um, let's discuss how to go out!"

Hongli said with a serious face: "Private matters are related to the stability of our family, and public matters are related to the future of the world. It is important to discuss business matters!"

"Ah."

Heiyang Banyueyan chuckled and didn't say much. He followed her words and said, "What do you think about this, Xiaoli?"

"Of course I wanted to be on the safe side and use the pass when I came back."

Hongli curled her lips and said truthfully: "But I am really afraid of causing a big problem. If there is any accident, wouldn't it be a waste of the hard work of so many generations and so many years?

I feel scared just thinking about it. Hey Yang, you know I am the most timid... Thinking optimistically, maybe the pass can be reused? A pass is not a ticket, it sounds like it can be reused, right? "

"So Xiaoli, what do you mean?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows slightly. At this point, based on his understanding of Hong Li, he actually already knew what the other party would say.

"Actually, if we think about it, even if we are trapped outside, the two of us are always together. We can contact our parents from time to time, see each other, and hear voices. In fact, it is not much different from our daily life. ?”

Hongli said a lot, and Heiyang could see her difficult ideological struggle.

But he couldn't help but add: "Actually, there are differences. For example, you can't order food from the Wuxingzong cafeteria anytime and anywhere."

"Gou Heiyang, you have to pour cold water on me like this!"

Hong Li didn't hold back, her tangled expression instantly broke her guard, and she looked at Hei Yang with gritted teeth, as if she was about to pounce on him and take a bite at any moment.

But looking at Hei Yang's ungrateful smile, Hong Li's previously tangled mood seemed to be less tangled.

"You will accompany me, right?"

Hongli raised her face and asked, "No matter where you are."

"Wherever it is."

Hei Yang nodded with a relaxed expression.

"That's good!"

Hong Li's eyes curled up into a crescent smile: "Should I bring my parents over to talk to me?"

"That's for sure. Regardless of whether I can come back or not, I must explain everything."

Hei Yang chuckled and dialed his parents' communication.

"Hey, Mom, let me, who else could it be? Well, well, oops, it's not that I have no clothes to wear, ah. It's not that I have no food to eat, ah, it's not that I had a quarrel with Xiaoli!

I can’t just miss you! Yes, yes, you are right, but please listen to me first!

It's what I mentioned to you on my birthday before. Do you still remember it?

Well, that's it. Xiaoli and I have discussed it. Well, it's just for these few days. Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure. Don't worry, when will we do something we're not sure about?

You also know that we have been planning this for a long time. Well, it's safe, it's definitely safe, but I don't know how much things are going on over there right now. If there are a lot of things going on, I might have to stay a few more days. Ah, yes, Xiaohuo definitely needs your help to take care of this child. Of course I'm relieved!

Ah, um, yes, I know, um, we also left some things at home. How about you and dad call your father-in-law and mother-in-law to come over?

It’s not a confession of last words! Not Tuogu either! What are you thinking, can't you just hope for the better for us? !

There are some things that are not clearly explained in the newsletter! Uh-huh, that's it, okay, let Xiaoli and I pick you up - I told you we're not busy writing suicide notes! It’s not written in advance! ! !

I know, you're joking, can't I tell? Um, um, okay, okay, that's it..."

Hei Yang hung up the communication, let out a sigh of relief, and turned to look at Hong Li: "Done!"

"I heard it, I heard it..."

Hongli waved her hand to show that she knew. After a pause, she whispered uncertainly.

"Well, um, how about we think about digging a hole again?"

"what?"

(End of this chapter)