So lazy, how can you become a fairy

In the small courtyard of Hongli's mother's house, Xiaohuo sat on a swing covered with thick cotton cloth and swayed her little feet.

The swing was tied with a thick hemp rope under a tree that had lost all its leaves. The cold wind of winter had shaved its head, but its branches were still strong.

Compared with the predecessors in the mountain stream who are often hundreds of years old, this young tree that is only in its 20s and grows toward the sun is much more immature.

Because it is planted in the courtyard, it may be difficult for it to reach the size of a towering tree in the wild, but Five Colors City is not a bad place. Sufficient nutrients ensure that it has enough vitality to regenerate new shoots in the coming year.

But to this family, this tree is considered an "old member" and even came to this family earlier than Hongli.

The tree was planted by Hongli's parents when they built a new home after they got engaged. Hongli's birth would take place after that.

The Heiyang family also has a big tree, but that tree is much older, at least several hundred years old.

Unlike the Hong family's house, which was only built about 20 years ago, the Heiyang family's house was originally the ancestral home of the Hei family.

As the family members moved to big cities one by one to develop and establish a firm foothold, this house was passed to Hei Yang's father.

When Hongli was a child, she came to Heiyang's house for the first time and was shocked to see that his house was so much larger than her own.

But obviously, whether it was a "new house" built 20 years ago or an ancestral home passed down, Hongli Heiyang eventually moved out.

Although I really miss my parents!

But as long as I think about moving out with the excuse of "living with elders after getting married is a bit inconvenient", I can avoid my parents, and I won't wake up in the morning and won't sleep at night...

Just kidding, Heiyang Hongli said that they really just wanted to cultivate their own independent spirit!

Well, as for how to develop after independence is another story...

At this time, Xiao Huo was gently swinging on the swing rope with one hand, and the other hand was holding a communication spirit stone that emitted a faint light.

She looked at the picture on the other end of the communication with empty eyes, and couldn't help but ask: "So, Mom and Dad, when did you sneak back?"

"Ah, this doesn't count as sneaking away. That sounds awful..."

Hei Yang lay on the pillow with a helpless look on his face. He coughed lightly and corrected his daughter seriously: "It's normal for the two of us to go home when we are tired from playing.

It’s not like he was going to do something ulterior, so how can he call it sneaking away..."

"Well, that's what dad said..."

Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment and realized that what his father said did make sense.

"But even if this is the case, I should tell Xiaohuo!"

Xiaohuo curled his lips and said with a serious expression on his face: "What if mom and dad get lost? Xiaohuo will be very worried!"

"Ah, I think the two of us won't even be able to find our home..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes. He knew that his daughter was planning to provide for her parents in old age, but there was no need to treat them directly as Alzheimer's disease!
"And even if Xiaohuo doesn't believe your mother, you should believe your father!"

Hei Yang snorted: "Even if your mother is stupid and can't find a home, she still has your reliable father next to her!"

"makes sense……"

Xiaohuo nodded thoughtfully.

Although her father is actually always very troublesome, if you really want to talk about it, he is essentially the same as her mother.

But because my father is afraid that my mother will suffer a loss if she does things out of tune, or makes the elders angry because of her careless words, etc., I always worry about my mother.

So when her father is around her, she always forces herself to be more stable than her mother.

This way I can give my mother a punch to wake her up when she gets carried away...

"But speaking of mother?"

Xiaohuo only saw his father's figure in the communication screen, and couldn't help but curiously asked: "Is mom asleep?"

According to Xiaohuo's understanding of his mother, usually at this time, her mother would have already pounced on her and said things like, "You are unreliable," "That bitch is slandering me again," right?
Why is it so quiet now?

Could it be that my mother was really tired from shopping, so she fell asleep as soon as she got home?

"Her~hehe~"

Hei Yang gave a bad laugh and moved the camera lens behind him slightly: "Here, do you see it?"

"Eh?"

Xiao Huo was stunned for a moment.

Hongli was seen kneeling next to Hei Yang and was busy squeezing Hei Yang's legs.

When she heard that she was mentioned in the conversation, she just glanced at him with resentment, then pouted her lips and turned her head away to continue immersing herself in her previous work.

Looking at her aggrieved look like a bitch, some people thought she was being bullied by Hei Yang!

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo came back to his senses, revealed his half-moon eyes, and said hehe: "I see, mom, has she made a mistake again and been punished..."

Others might think of this scene as a family dispute worth hundreds of thousands of words, but for Xiaohuo, it only took a little thought to understand what happened.

Based on Xiaohuo's understanding of her parents, there is a [-]% chance that the current situation happened because her mother deliberately committed suicide to make her father laugh.

As for the reason why her mother made a fool of herself in front of her father, Xiaohuo didn't bother to guess - her mother never needed a reason to make a fool of herself in front of her father.

"whispering sound."

Hearing Xiao Huo's determined tone on the other end of the communication, Hong Li, who was obediently pinching Hei Yang's leg, was unhappy.

Why was her Xiaohuo's first reaction so sure that it was her Hongli who made a mistake and was punished!

Does she look like that kind of dishonest person?
Although it is true...

But facts aside, isn’t it possible that it was Hei Yang’s fault!

Couldn't it be, couldn't it be like this:

For example, Hei Yang unreasonably cursed innocent Xiao Li and so on...

For example, Hei Yang came back drunk and violently abused his wife, etc...

Another example is that Hei Yang suddenly felt uncomfortable using her as a punching bag or something...

Another example...

Okay, okay, the more she talked about it, the less likely it was that Hei Yang could do it.

She has done all kinds of bad things, her heart is dirty, and she has wrongfully accused Hao Yang. It is all her fault!

But damn it, when exactly did Black Yang's image become taller than her beloved mother in Xiao Huo's heart!
She originally wanted to rush over and argue loudly with the prejudiced father and daughter.

But when she thought that she was still a "criminal" and was in the stage of labor reform, and could not hold her head high in front of the black sun, she decided to bear with him for now.

Mad!Mad!Mad!
Hong Li gritted her teeth and pinched Hei Yang's leg.

"Hi~"

Hei Yang took a breath, someone was anxious, but he didn't say anything.

"dad?"

Xiaohuo asked curiously: "What's wrong?"

"Ahem, it's okay. It's not a big problem."

Hei Yang pretended to be calm and asked about business: "So what do you want to say tonight?
Are you coming back, or are you staying with your grandma? "

If Xiaohuo didn't plan to come back tonight, he would have turned on all his defense systems.

After opening it, the entire home will be blocked on the map. It will be quiet and no one will disturb you.

If Xiaohuo didn't say hello in advance and Heiyang Hongli didn't leave the door open for her, she might not be able to find a home.

"Well, Xiaohuo hasn't thought about this yet."

Xiao Huo took back the hand holding the swing, put his index finger against his chin, and thought seriously: "When it gets darker later, Xiao Huo will continue to go out to play with grandma and grandma.

They told Xiaohuo, Chengnan...well, Xiaohuo didn't know exactly where Chengnan was talking about!

They said there would be beautiful fireworks in the south of the city, and Xiaohuo wanted to see them! "

"Over there in the south of the city, ah..."

Hei Yang showed a thoughtful expression and recalled: "When we were young a few years ago, our parents often took us to play, but in recent years we haven't gone much.

I thought there were no fireworks there anymore, but are they still there? "

"It's the same thing every year, nothing interesting to see."

Hong Li's resentful voice came from the side. After a pause, she still couldn't help but said: "But it's really gorgeous."

Hong Li sighed, lifted one of Hei Yang's legs, curled her fingers into a cone shape, and pressed hard on the sole of Hei Yang's foot!
"hiss--"

Hei Yang's eyelids twitched and he said angrily: "Someone should try to restrain their murderous intentions!"

"whispering sound."

Hong Li curled her lips: "I know, I know, Master Heiyang is really difficult to take care of."

"Wow, even my mother praised it, it must be very beautiful!"

Xiaohuo skillfully ignored her parents' bickering, her eyes shining.

As far as she knew, the things her mother disparaged were not necessarily bad, but the things her mother would praise were definitely not bad!

"This is indeed worth seeing."

Hei Yang nodded and affirmed: "I remember that my parents took us there every year in the beginning.

After we got a little older, we found excuses not to go because it was too messy.

My parents couldn't resist, so they decided to just play with the four of them instead of us. "

"You haven't been there since then?"

Xiaohuo asked curiously.

"It's not, well, how should I put it?"

Hei Yang organized his words, a little nostalgia flashed in his eyes, and he said with a smile on his face: "Listening to the bustle outside, the peace that is usually expected in an empty room is rare and makes people feel a little nervous.

I don’t know if I was thinking about someone else’s girl, or if I wanted to watch the fireworks. When I regained consciousness, I was already standing with her in the night wind. "

"Eh?"

Xiaohuo didn't quite understand.

"What your dad meant was that we couldn't hold it back at home, and we ended up sneaking to the roof of a house near the south of the city to watch the fireworks."

Hongli translated Heiyang's riddle into human language, recalling the fireworks she watched in those years, and couldn't help but smile.

"No matter how you think, it's because it's too noisy outside, so people can't calm down, right?"

Probably because she felt that it was too embarrassing for the Law of True Fragrance to happen to her, Hong Li restrained her smile slightly and added stiffly: "I couldn't feel at ease when I was disturbed, so I ran over there because I had no choice."

"In the end, we were almost caught by the owner of the house, which scared us so much that we never dared to go there, ha."

Hei Yang recalled the panic expressions on his and Hong Li's face at that time, and couldn't help but laugh out loud at his past experience: "We weren't sure whether our faces were seen by others, for fear of being called parents.

So for a long time after that, when I passed by there, I would walk around the door of other people's houses, and I was worried for a long time! "

"You have the nerve to say that." Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang with a dumbfounded look, and snorted: "If Miss Hongli hadn't been smart and smart, and had caught you at the critical moment, you would have been caught."

"Yes, yes, my Xiaoli is the best at running away."

Hei Yang smiled and replied: "It is difficult to repay a great kindness, so I can only promise it with my own body!"

"Ha, you're bullying me like this after you promised me your life!"

Hongli replied faintly, and used strength to regain her gentleness: "You can bully me more conveniently anytime, anywhere. I'm so glad you kid!"

"That is."

Hei Yang nodded proudly and continued: "The good days are yet to come! I bully you into tears!"

"Hmph, how dare you?!"

Hong Li snorted softly, but she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth slightly: "If you really make me cry, just use your head and try to coax me. It will be easier for you!"

"Tsk tsk."

Hei Yang smiled without saying anything and turned to look at the camera: "Your mother bought a lot of food on impulse. There are some new things that neither of us have tried yet. I originally thought of asking Xiao Huo to come back and try them together. "

"Hehe, Xiaohuo is also full today."

Xiaohuo touched her belly with a satisfied expression. Without deliberately consuming her spiritual power, her appetite in human form was not much larger than that of an ordinary little girl.

"But remember to save some of the ones mom bought for Xiao Huo, and eat them when Xiao Huo gets home!"

"okay."

Hei Yang smiled and asked: "Remember to follow grandma and grandma closely when you go out, and don't run around even if you don't lose them, so as not to worry them.

Be sensible, listen to grandma and the others, and don’t make your elders angry..."

"I know, I know, Xiao Huo will be fine!"

Xiaohuo raised his little head proudly and said, "Grandma and the others often say that Xiaohuo is much better behaved than his parents when they were young!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

He retracted what he had just said.

"Children should also have their own opinions."

Hei Yang glared at him: "You can't just listen to whatever your parents say..."

"It is! It is!"

Hong Li came over at some point, also showing her twin fish eyes: "Listening to everything will only harm you, a child who is too good has no future..."

"That's right! That's right!"

Hei Yang seriously echoed.

Hongli: "It is better to believe in books than to have no books at all..."

Hei Yang: "Bold assumptions, active exploration and calm verification..."

Hongli: "I love my master and I love the truth even more..."

Hei Yang: "So, kids like you..."

"emmm"

Xiaohuo looked at his parents who were muttering unhappily, blinked innocently, and suddenly turned his head to the side and shouted: "Grandma, grandma, my parents told me through communication that children should..."

Hei Yang Hongli: "?!!"

The picture in front of Xiao Huo suddenly disappeared, and the last voice before the communication was hung up floated out.

"You're a ruthless kid!"

"emmmm"

Xiao Huo revealed his half-moon eyes, cold sweat dripped down his forehead, and suddenly felt a little nervous.

Although Pi is very happy now, he won't be beaten by his parents when he returns home, right?

Xiaohuo was deep in thought.

"Xiaohuo, are you ready? We are going~"

"Eh? Xiaohuo, did you say what Xiaoyang and the others said to you in the communication?"

Grandma and grandma walked out of the house following the sound of voices and looked at Xiao Huo together.

"Ah, well, nothing!"

Xiao Huo blinked, jumped off the swing, and said excitedly: "Xiao Huo has been ready for a long time!
Grandma, let’s go quickly. If we’re late, we won’t be able to get a good seat! "

No matter what, it's more important to go out and play with grandma and grandma now.

Parents' doubles and stuff like that are only things that the future Xiaohuo needs to worry about, hehe!
........................

On the other side, Yangli's bedroom.

"This little rascal!"

Hong Li looked at the hung up communication, and a tic-tac-toe popped up on her forehead: "You actually want to sue me!"

"Too vicious."

Hei Yang murmured with lingering fear: "The daughter we promised will be our parents' little cotton-padded jacket..."

"The smelly girl has grandma and grandma to support her, and her wings are strong..."

Hong Li complained: "The little cotton-padded jacket has turned into a black-hearted cotton!"

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and sighed deeply: "Oh! I'm getting old!"

"Hey, do you think Xiao Huo will be a bad learner when she grows up?"

Hong Li assumed with a serious face: "Like the legendary unfilial children who bully the elderly in the family and drive their parents into the cowshed to eat leftovers..."

"Ah? This..."

A picture emerged in the black sun red glass:
Xiaohuo held a bottle of wine in his hand and poured it into their mouths: "Old man, you've got a lot of gold coins!"

"hiss----"

Hei Yang Hongli couldn't help but shiver, and decisively shook off her random thoughts.

"Can't, can't."

Hei Yang smiled coquettishly: "Our little fire is gentle and kind by nature, and he will definitely not become like that!"

"That's right, that would be too outrageous..."

Hong Li also showed a worried expression and took a deep breath and said: "After all, our family tradition has always been quite upright..."

Moreover, pension and other matters are just a joke they usually use to tease their daughter.

After all, one of the purposes of the two of them embarking on spiritual practice is to fight aging.

Fortunately, the two of them are quite talented in this area.

Well, after less than two years of formal training, he broke through the ceiling of combat power and so on... Ahem, just so-so!
"Huh, in short, Xiao Huo, what she needs is just to grow up happily under the watchful eyes of her parents. It's not her turn to provide for her parents in their old age!"

Hongli took her hands away from Hei Yang's legs, stretched out, stood up from her kneeling position, and sat down across Hei Yang's legs.

With her butt pressed against Hei Yang's legs, Hong Li leaned forward and fell on top of Hei Yang.

She hugged each other with both hands, leaning her little face against each other's back, sniffing each other's breath, and said in a lazy and sweet tone: "Children will leave their parents one day, and they can't stay with us forever.

You must understand that I, Xiaoli, am the little cotton-padded jacket that will accompany you forever, Yangyang~"

"What's the matter, do you also want to be my daughter?"

Hei Yang turned over and twisted Hong Li, who was pressing on his back, into his arms.

Two big hands grabbed Xiaoman's waist and easily lifted Hongli up, letting her limbs hang in the air, forcing her to look directly at the black sun.

And Hei Yang also stared at that cute face, smiled slightly and teased: "I know that when you call me daddy, although you look aggrieved and helpless, in fact, you are secretly secretly thinking about it in your heart. It’s so cool!”

"I'm so happy about you, you big-headed ghost!!!"

Hong Li shook her limbs angrily, and was lifted up in the air with her teeth and claws open, trying hard to grab two blood daozi on Hei Yang's body to calm down her anger.

Unfortunately, Hong Li couldn't do this just by relying on her simple arm length.

"Huh, don't be angry, don't be angry, let's not talk about that first..."

Realizing that the attack was ineffective, Hongli stopped, took a deep breath to adjust her mood, then showed a pitiful and frustrated expression and said coquettishly: "Well, then again, kiss my good husband, and the punishment is over. Now that the punishment is over, it’s time to stop, right?”

"how?"

Hei Yang bent his legs, supported Hong Li's petite body with his hands and feet, and said in a casual tone: "Do you feel wronged?"

"That's not true. You know I won't feel wronged because of this..."

Hongli smiled coquettishly, twisted her lifted body, and stretched: "Well~ I am just tired and want to rest~"

"Thinking about resting now? Who looked so stubborn just now?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li angrily: "I don't even know when you started to get this weird problem of 'Oh, Hei Yang hasn't trained me for three minutes, I feel like there are ants crawling all over my body.'"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's eyes were blank, and she subconsciously waved her hands and feet, and retorted again and again: "Don't just arrange for me to be admitted to the hospital casually, there is no such thing as a disease that you just made up!

When you talk like this, I feel like a masochist whose skin is itchy after not being spanked for three days! "

"I think it's very appropriate, don't you think?"

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and chuckled: "Obviously you are so meticulous when tidying up the study, you can even memorize which books are on which shelves, which rows and which columns.

In the end, it was as if you were dying to put away your clothes. It’s hard to tell that you weren’t deliberately trying to piss me off! "

"No, absolutely not!"

Hong Li said firmly: "I just feel lazy when I see the bed, and I don't want to do anything as soon as I lie down!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"It's hard for me to let you go with your ungrateful attitude!!!"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth with a fierce look on his face. He lowered his arms amidst Hong Li's exclamations and let the other person fall into his arms. He hugged her tightly and gave her a hard slap: "Reflect on it!!!"

"Ah!!! Help...Help! Brother Yang, I'm joking with you!! You won't take it seriously, will you? Don't bother me!!

Ahaha, wait a minute, don’t tickle me~~Hey~~Don’t!Hey, I told you to stop being messy...you should continue to tickle...yah! ! !

wait!Wait!Oh no, you are really scratching me, hahaha!No, not spicy! ! !Ah ha ha ha... spare, spare my life! ! "

“It’s not up to you!!!”

(End of this chapter)