So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 462 Why Hei Yang is said to be a god? The first thing is Hong Li who committed the crime of arrogance...

Hongli couldn't help but complain when she heard Xingyun's "500-year single declaration". Before she could hold back, she secretly verbally attacked Jin Xiu, who was far away in the Five Elements Sect.

"But it's quite surprising..."

Hongli looked at Xingyun's red face and couldn't help but show a funny smile, and joked: "I didn't expect that Xiaoyun would be shy about having a boyfriend."

In Hongli's "stereotype", Xingyun should say things like "men only affect my speed of drawing the sword" without hesitation, which would be more in line with the ascetic character of the other party.

She didn't expect Xingyun to really think about it seriously.

"How can you not be shy!"

Xingyun said angrily: "Since Sister Hongli is shy, isn't it normal for me to be shy?"

"And I'm not just shy, I also feel a little intimidated..."

Xingyun paused, hugged Gaga tightly, and said seriously: "Aunt Hongling told me that love is full of hypocrisy, lies, deceit, betrayal, blood, filth, cruelty and darkness..."

"What kind of knowledge is Aunt Hongling spreading to you privately?"

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched slightly, and she complained in a low voice: "Just listen to her love experiences, don't take them all seriously, if they were really useful, she wouldn't be a loser until now, cough cough..."

"But doesn't this just show that everything Aunt Hongling said is right?"

Xingyun frowned slightly and said: "A person as powerful as Aunt Hongling fell on this, doesn't it mean that it is terrible?

Compared with the practice of fighting someone who disobeys, things like emotions are too difficult to understand! "

"Hey, that makes sense..."

Hongli took a breath of Heiyang, but she didn't expect Xiaoyun to be unexpectedly cautious in terms of relationships!

But speaking of it, although my aunt was defeated by a dog, she did escape unscathed every time.

Although it is also possible that he never joined the game from the beginning (?).

But no matter what, after listening to her teachings, Xiaoyun was indeed able to greatly reduce the possibility of encountering bad guys.

"Not everyone can meet a boy like Brother Heiyang like you, Sister Hongli!"

Xingyun added helplessly.

"Ahaha, that's true..."

Hong Li shrank into Hei Yang's arms and said with some pride: "Childhood sweethearts are like this, there's nothing we can do about it."

"No, no, it's not just because of childhood sweethearts!"

Xingyun shook his head repeatedly and corrected with a serious look on his face: "Some childhood sweethearts who grew up together have always been friends when they grew up, and some even drifted apart!"

Even among childhood sweethearts, it is rare for Hei Yang Hongli to have such a good relationship!

"Could it be that Sister Hongli, you have been in love since you were young?"

Xingyun guessed: "So we got together naturally after more than ten years?"

"Pfft, wait a minute, Xiaoyun, you don't want to talk nonsense!"

Hei Yang was calmly stroking Hong Li's head, but suddenly he heard Xing Yun's shocking words, as if she wanted to send him to prison, which scared him so much that he quickly retorted.

"Xiaoli, even as she looks now, is petite among girls. Do you know how childish she looked when she was younger?"

Hei Yang's head was full of black lines and he said: "She's the kind of person who even thinks she's too young to raise as a younger sister!
At that time, she was almost raised as a daughter, let alone any inappropriate thoughts..."

And in addition, Hei Yang had just come to this world at that time, and was still in the state of a confused, timid and melancholy emo boy, but he didn't have the heart to think too much.

But there is no need to tell Xingyun this reason.

Although Hei Yang has been completely accepted by this world and can claim to be a native "local", only Hong Li knows about his past.

Ah, by the way, there is also Grandma Meng who has gone to live her retirement life who knows where. She must know something about it.

However, they are not traveling in the world, they are former official personnel of the underworld, so I know it is normal.

As for his parents, Hei Yang felt that there was no need for them to know those messy things.

To be honest, Hei Yang believed that even if he told his parents, it would not affect their love for him, let alone think too much about it.

But even if there is only one in a billion chance that it will trouble them, Hei Yang wants to completely kill this possibility!

This is Hei Yang's little selfishness. He wants to completely dominate his parents' love!

Just treat your son as a little willful, I believe his parents won't mind if their child has a little secret of his own, eh!

Of course, if they suddenly asked him one day, Hei Yang wouldn't hide anything from his parents. He would just say whatever he wanted. He had a clear conscience.

But if parents want to know the details, they have to exchange the love stories of their youth, hehe!

Every time Hei Yang asked, his parents would wave his hands: "Go, go, go, what are you asking for, no matter how big or small!"

Damn it, what happened to my parents back then is really curious!

How about going to the River of Time and taking a peek upstream?
Ahem, forget it, wait for your parents to tell you personally!
"Who is your daughter!"

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and expressed her disdain for Hei Yang's childish behavior of taking advantage of his seniority.

"Although I also feel that this guy has been plotting to capture the pure and kind little girl since he first met me..."

Hong Li complained faintly, paused, and decided to say something fair for her husband: "But what Hei Yang said is indeed right.

There was nothing to criticize about his behavior when he was a child, he was quite a gentleman. "

Hei Yang, who regarded himself as an older brother at the time, had been teaching her to be careful when dealing with others since she was a child, saying that girls should respect themselves and love themselves, not peek at boys, and not let boys look at a lot of things. …

"You have to put on your clothes and don't lift your skirt randomly!"

"why?"

"For no reason, Xiaoli listen to Brother Heiyang!"

"Isn't it okay in front of girls?"

"better not!"

"Then we can't let Brother Heiyang see it, either?"

"No, Xiaoli, you can understand some things now, but as a brother, I cannot understand, do you understand?"

"Hmm, I don't understand. Brother Heiyang is so fierce all of a sudden. Humph, at worst, Xiaoli won't wear skirts anymore!"

"Oh, that's not what Brother Heiyang meant. Anyway, listen to brother and be good!"

"Well, okay——"

"..."

Hong Li recalled the scene from the past and couldn't help complaining: "At that time, other little brats were still running around the streets wearing crotchless pants, and they rarely had any sense of shame..."

“Education must start from childhood!”

Hei Yang said seriously: "Anyway, I don't think I said anything wrong at that time..."

"Ah yes, yes, you are the best."

Hong Li curled her lips: "After talking so much, you didn't win in the end. You can already look at it however you want..."

"Ahem, it's just that the relationship turned sour later, and we are all adults..."

Hei Yang sneered and said: "At least I definitely didn't have any evil intentions at the beginning, huh!"

"Is that so..."

Xingyun asked curiously: "Then how did we get together again? When did you realize your feelings again?"

"Hmm, the first two years? No, puberty? Not sure..."

Hongli paused and couldn't answer the question for a while: "Anyway, it must be after realizing the differences between the sexes. I really can't tell the details..."

"Anyway, as I watch my girl grow older, I don't want to hand her over to anyone else..."

Hei Yang sighed: "The idea was fully mature, probably on the day she was going to the Five Elements Sect?

At that time, there was only one thought in my mind: I didn't want her to leave. It must have been that time when I fully realized my feelings. "

"Indeed, in a sense, without the turning point of Five Elements Sect, we might have continued to maintain the state of unfulfilled lovers above friendship for many years."

Hong Li sighed and looked at Hei Yang with a hateful expression: "This guy really couldn't help confessing his love until he reached the Yellow River.

If he had confessed his love a few years earlier, we would have been together! "

"Don't be so nice when you get a bargain."

Heiyang Shiyu looked at Hongli: "I've already taken the initiative, what else can I do? Why don't you take the initiative to confess to me?"

"Ah, I understand I understand!"

Xingyun interjected: "Sister Hongli is the legendary tsundere, right?"

"I didn't!"

Hongli firmly refused to admit this: "Many of those tsunderes were clearly aware of their own intentions but still wanted to save face, and they ended up being losers in the end."

"I'm different, I was just not sure what Heyang's attitude towards me was at first.

I was afraid that after I pounced on him, he would say something like "I just treat you like a sister", so I didn't dare to take the initiative, right? "

Hong Li's voice softened slightly, and she said with some trepidation: "Later, after I realized that both of us had a crush on each other, I still took the initiative, right?"

"I admit it."

Hei Yang nodded seriously and touched his wife's head with a smile: "It is undeniable that Xiaoli is a bit arrogant, but she is also very proactive and does not hide anything."

And after getting married, almost all that is left is Jiao.

Don't look at this girl who talks at him every day. In fact, she is so well-behaved that except for being bitten when she is asked to do housework or other tiring work, she can't say anything else...

"Actually, it may be because I like it so much that I can't stand it anymore and I can't be proud..."

Hongli suddenly whispered the truth in a low voice.

"Hehe, that's great."

Xingyun looked envious and couldn't help but ask: "If it hadn't been for the Five Elements Sect, would you still be together, or have you always remained friends and never made a breakthrough?"

"Well, this one..."

Hong Li rolled her eyes lightly, pondered for a few seconds, and then nodded affirmatively: "Yes!"

"Eh?"

Xingyun was a little surprised: "Sister Hongli, are you so sure?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li said matter-of-factly: "After all, when I think about getting married, I can't think of anyone else except him..."

"hey-hey."

Hei Yang smiled proudly and said nothing more.

"Ugh-"

Xingyun covered her eyes with one hand and shook her head repeatedly: "No, no, I can't listen anymore, otherwise I will be sore..."

"Hehe, it's really an honor to make Xiaoyun feel sour."

Hongli smiled and said, "But you can't envy such things as childhood sweethearts, Xiaoyun."

"What's the matter!"

Xingyun pursed her lips and defended herself: "Elder Huo Le said that love and love are just a part of life, and there are many, many beautiful things in the world waiting for people to witness!
While you are young and have the drive, you should work hard, constantly improve your height, and enhance your abilities and qualities, so that you can see the farther scenery!
If everyone abandons their spiritual practice and abandons their ideals because of so-called love, there will be no vitality in the spiritual practice world today.

If your vision is limited, your ambitions are absent, and you cannot take on big responsibilities, you can only live a relatively failed life in the corners! "

"?"

Hongli slowly made a question mark.

"Why do I feel like I've been named..."

A few tic-tac-toes popped up on Hong Li's head, and she couldn't help but said quietly: "Elder Huo Le can't argue with me, so he went to find you and secretly hit me behind my back!
At the beginning, it was still a lot of inspirational chicken soup, but at the end, it became more and more aggressive, so I just stopped acting, right? "

"what?"

Xingyun was stunned for a moment. When the elder said this, he felt his blood was boiling and his whole body was full of fighting spirit. He didn't notice anything else, but when Sister Hongli said this, it seemed as if she was really talking about the other party.

Should... no?

Elder Huo Le has the image of a kind and wise elder. Even if he is contradicted by his disciples, he will calmly reason with them. He almost never loses his temper with the juniors and focuses on a gentle education.

No matter how you think about it, he wouldn't have such a big grudge against Sister Hongli, right?
"Ahaha, Sister Hongli, you must be over-interpreting it!"

Xingyun smiled and tried to excuse Elder Huole: "Elder, he definitely didn't mean that. I just had a casual chat that day when I went to ask him about his practice!"

"If you don't listen, I'm the one who knows what's going on. He must be secretly complaining that I took away the sect's resources and ran away, so he can't see the hard work I put in for the sect!"

Hong Li snorted, getting angrier as she thought about it, and a black mist slowly poured out from behind her: "No, my blood pressure is rising. I have to put a sack on Elder Huo Le and punch him randomly on his way home to calm down... ah!"

"Restrain me a bit!"

Hei Yang knocked on Hong Li's head, pulled her magic shadow power back, and lectured angrily: "Can you please stop acting like a criminal all day long?

After all, you are also the head of a sect now, why can't you be as steady as me? "

"You mean, let me use the power of the sect leader to secretly put small shoes on Elder Huo Le, and use more official means to retaliate against him in a more stable manner?"

Hong Li covered her head, curled her neck and looked at Hei Yang, and whispered tentatively: "That, isn't that good?

Although wearing a sack is not very polite, at least it can be regarded as a fight between friends, which is fair and aboveboard!

But wearing small shoes behind someone's back is a bit too much, right? "

"Whose friends are fighting with sacks! Where is the aboveboardness? You still know how to go too far!"

Hei Yang had a black line on his face: "Damn girl, don't put it here and deliberately distort my meaning. Who asked you to wear small shoes for others!"

Which girl wants to take revenge on others when she opens her mouth or shuts up!
When the time comes and my parents hear it, they will definitely blame him for leading Xiaoli into trouble or something.

What?Are you saying that this girl is always full of evil?
You can't hear me, you can't hear me, who made you my husband? No matter what's going on in my stomach, it must be all your fault, that brat from Black Yang!
Hey, Hei Yang knew without much thought that the blame would definitely fall on him.

He was really worried about his Xiaoli!
"Anyway, don't be impatient, stay rational and think calmly."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said instructing: "Day by day, don't just think about some crooked ways..."

"Oh, oh, oh, sanity, how do you want me to be sane!"

Hongli no longer had the burden of being an idol in front of Xingyun, and she skillfully pretended to be cute in front of Heiyang and said, "Yangyang, you have to know that Elder Huo Le, an elder, secretly said bad things about me behind my back!
Since he was the one who made the first move, my counterattack was a legitimate defense that should be allowed! "

"Wait, so what kind of weird name is Yangyang..." Heiyang rolled his eyes at Hongli, but he didn't care too much about what his wife called him, it was just "Yangyang", she had also called him daddy. …

"Then tell me, why did he say bad things about you?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and asked.

"He told me everything I did, and he wasn't scolding me!"

Hong Li's face was full of grief and anger.

"Ah, that's not necessarily talking about you..."

Hei Yang has a black line on his head.

"What's not certain? It must be me!"

Hongli was not straightforward and said angrily: "The negative examples he cited are so outrageous. Is there anyone else in the Five Elements Sect besides me?"

Hei Yang: "..."

This girl is always very self-aware in some strange ways.

"Well, if you are really angry, you can secretly scold him behind your back..."

Hei Yang was afraid that Xiaoli would be a bad example and beat the elderly, and he was also afraid that his own Xiaoli would be wronged.

He was conflicted in his heart and said tentatively: "This can be considered an even deal, as it won't end up putting sacks on others..."

"reject."

Hong Li snorted, looking arrogant and arrogant: "I secretly scold others behind their backs, do I seem to be such an incompetent guy?

Hei Yang, don’t teach me this or that all day long, you are polluting my pure heart! "

"..."

Hei Yang's face turned slightly dark, and he quietly took out a recording stone: "I'm really sorry, Xiaoli. It's all my fault that my lack of quality has lowered the quality level of our family..."

"Humph, it's good for you kid to know."

Hong Li nodded with satisfaction: "But you don't have to blame yourself too much. Under the influence of my purity and kindness, you also... wait, what is that in your hand?!"

Hong Li glanced at the recording stone in Hei Yang's hand, and an ominous premonition emerged from her heart. She heard a voice coming from the recording stone.

"Xiaoli, are you asleep?"

It was Hei Yang who was speaking softly, accompanied by the rustling sound of the quilt sliding.

"Well... I'm already asleep... What's wrong... Well... I'll say it after I wake up... good night..."

Then there was Hongli's somewhat confused and soft voice. Compared to her usual speaking voice, it was unexpectedly cute, like a coquettish one.

"Xiao Li? Xiao Li!"

Black Yang called again, his voice slightly louder.

"Well... so what? Guh..."

The girl's voice gradually became irritable.

"It's okay, I just wanted to wake you up."

A calm voice as if nothing had happened.

"..."

There was silence.

"husband?"

Hong Li suddenly spoke softly and gently.

"Ok?"

A confused voice.

"what time is it now?"

The curious voice seemed to be suppressing something.

"It's now, 35:[-] in the morning!"

Answer confidently and quickly.

"..."

There was silence again.

"coming!"

Hei Yang looked solemn.

"Huh? What's coming?"

Hongli spent half a breath thinking for a moment, her eyes widened suddenly, and she stretched out her arm to snatch it from Heiyang's hand.

"Wait, no, Heiyang, you bitch..."

However, it was too late. Hong Li's voice also came from the recording stone, but it was more violent.

"Heiyang, you are so fucking beeping, beeping, beeping, staying up all night, staying here, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, looking at me, not beeping, beeping, beeping, today..."

The sound came from the recording stone, floated into the ears of Hong Li, whose expression was frozen, and then floated to Xingyun, whose expression was dull.

"Well……"

Hei Yang took back the recording stone, reached out to touch Hong Li's head, and repeated Hong Li's words with a subtle expression: "Quality?"

"Okay, that's awesome..."

Xingyun on the other end looked in awe: "Was that Sister Hongli's voice just now..."

"No! No! The voice is synthesized!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and denied, closing her eyes and covering her ears to pretend to be an ostrich: "Ah ah ah, I can't hear or see. I don't even know what happened just now..."

"puff!"

"Hei Yang, you're still smiling!"

Hong Li opened her eyes and stared at Hei Yang: "Tell me, what are your intentions in secretly recording something like this!"

"Ahem, I just heard you talking about "quality" and suddenly thought of what I recorded casually before!"

Hei Yang hurriedly laughed, apologized and explained when he was just one step away from Hong Li's real explosion, and his desire to survive came back online: "I thought it was fun at the time, so I recorded it casually, but I didn't expect it to become popular...

Well, Xiaoli, you are so gentle, you will definitely not be angry with me! "

"You...are really lacking in virtue!"

Hongli took a deep breath, gave Hei Yang a vicious look, and snorted: "I won't pay attention to you for three minutes!"

Dog Heiyang, her anger threshold is hit so accurately every time, it doesn't make her angry, it doesn't make her angry either.

Even though it makes her sick, Hei Yang is also good at it...

"Don't be angry. Speaking of which, it's all your fault that I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night..."

Hei Yang leaned close to Hong Li's ear and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You were the one who woke me up by suddenly taking a bite on my heart while you were asleep in the middle of the night..."

"What's wrong with taking a bite of you!"

Hong Li obviously didn't buy it: "When you bite me, it's not just my heart!"

"you are mine!"

Hongli glared and said, "Can't I take a bite of you?"

"Yes, yes, of course..."

Hei Yang laughed repeatedly and coaxed in a good voice: "Well, I'm not blaming you, Xiaoli, I'm just explaining the situation to you.

When I first started recording, it was because the way Xiaoli talked in a daze was so cute, so..."

"I didn't expect an unexpected harvest!"

Hong Li snorted softly: "You praise your Li for her good looks, and your Li is very happy.

But you don’t like it if you record your historical voice. "

"Oh My God……"

A few drops of cold sweat broke out on Hei Yang's forehead. He reached out and gently grabbed Hong Li's smooth and white face, trying to make her smile.

"Really angry?"

"Humph!"

Hongli's little face was grabbed to one side, but she didn't resist.

She turned her eyes to the side, looking like she was angry but dared not speak, and looked more like an aggrieved doormat.

"Don't mess with me, sister..."

Hei Yang felt slightly panicked when he saw Hong Li's eyes becoming watery, as if covered with fog.

He quickly moved his body to cover Hongli's petite body to prevent passers-by from seeing him on the street and mistaking him for a thief who bullied the little girl at will.

This girl messed with him on purpose!
Hei Yang was sure that he had never encountered the other party's defense line yet, which meant that the other party was just pretending to be like this and was deliberately trying to scare him.

But this is his own daughter-in-law. Even if she is just pretending, can Hei Yang not coax her?
If you don’t coax him now, he won’t be just pretending after a while!
Ever since she married Hei Yang, this girl Hongli seemed to have opened up the two channels of Ren and Du. Her ability to act coquettishly and pretend to be pitiful has improved rapidly.

Moreover, the intensity of the other person's embrace prevented her from appearing unreasonable, but it always gave Hei Yang the feeling that if she didn't coax her, she would be committing a serious crime.

"Xiao Li, don't be upset. Come on, have fun."

Hei Yang stretched out his other evil hand, pinched the other side of Hong Li's face, and gently squeezed a smile onto her face.

"You have the cutest smile!"

"Humph!"

Hong Li looked helpless, and was secretly happy in her heart. Heiyang Shiwu's act of coaxing her was quite satisfactory.

However, in order to prevent the other party from secretly hiding her other dark history, Hongli resisted being caught so quickly and snorted coldly: "It looks cute when you smile, but doesn't it make you cute if you don't smile?"

"Ahem, how could it be, how could it be..."

Hei Yang quickly said: "No matter how cute you are!"

"Humph……"

The corners of Hong Li's mouth curled up slightly, trying hard not to let Hei Yang see it, and continued to tense up: "Do you think I will be defeated by your childish words?!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang paused and looked surprised: "Isn't it?"

"What are you...!"

Hong Li broke through her defense instantly and turned to point at Hei Yang, only to see the other person smiling.

Hong Li reacted instantly. The way she was coaxed into snickering just now was seen by the Black Sun Dog Thief, and the result was that the other party returned to his unscrupulous arrogance.

Damn it, Hongli, Hongli, how can you be so disappointing?
How will there be any family status in the future?

Even a well-behaved child can be willful sometimes, not to mention that she, Hongli, has never been weaker than anyone else in her life!
Even if she was carelessly surpassed by Hei Yang, she still firmly believed that she would be able to sing again!
How could Xiaoli lose every day, how could she be kept on the bed moaning and crying?

No, she has to get really angry once and let Hei Yang know that she is not that easy to handle!

"I really will ignore you this time!"

Hong Li angrily and firmly gave Hei Yang a slap on the back of his head again: "It's really true!"

Leave him alone for 5 minutes and panic him to death!
"Well, what is Sister Hongli doing?"

The communication spirit stone was originally controlled by spiritual power to float in front of the two people. As Heiyang Hongli moved slightly, it blocked a large part of the lens.

Xingyun on the other side looked at the blurry opposite side, thought for a moment, and said, "Well, Sister Hongli, are you still there?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li's muffled voice came from the other end. She was angry with Hei Yang and had nothing to do with Xiao Yun, so she wouldn't express her anger or anything.

Even if she talks to Xiaoyun, she ignores Hei Yang and makes him mad!
"Um, Sister Hongli, I forgot to mention it just now."

Xingyun paused and smiled: "My dad told me that I wanted to have a few words with Sister Hongli to thank her for taking care of me in the sect...

Well, I'll hand the communication spirit stone to my dad. Sister Hongli, feel free to have a chat with him! "

"Huh? No, wait!!!"

Parents from the same school!
Friend's elder!
Xiaoyun’s dad!

Hong Li almost had her hair blown, and she ducked behind Hei Yang at the speed of light without hesitation. She pressed her hands on both sides of Hei Yang's waist with a panicked look on her face.

"Honey, this social occasion is left to you! Come on!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed the dead fish: "Didn't Xiaoli say she won't talk to me? She's still angry with me and so on."

"Oh, I forgive you! No, I mean, please forgive me..."

Hongli's voice became softer and softer as she spoke. She seemed to have heard Xiaoyun's father saying hello: "Please mess with me..."

"Oh, I really can't do anything about you."

Hei Yang sighed, his tone was full of endearment, turned to straighten the camera, and showed a sunny smile that met social expectations: "Hello, Uncle Xing, I am Hei Yang. Xiaoyun took good care of my family Xiaoli in the Five Elements Sect before. I still haven’t had time to say thank you…”

"No, no, Xiaoxiao, she is all thanks to the care of her senior sister Hongli..."

The two girls' guardians greeted each other like mature social beings.

Hong Li's petite body was hidden behind her husband. She peeked out her head quietly and then immediately retracted it.

At this time, Hei Yang once again became her solid and reliable windshield.

"He is like Daoguang..."

Hei Yang's figure expanded infinitely, becoming great again in Hong Li's eyes.

The little wife of the Heiyang family looked pious and closed her eyes to praise his glory.

"Yangmen!!!"

(End of this chapter)