So lazy, how can you become a fairy

City of Five Colors, a few streets next to the market, in a certain alley.

"Hey, I'm warning you, don't come here!"

With her back to the wall, Hongli threatened with a stern look: "Heiyang, don't push me into a hurry, push me into a hurry, I, I will..."

"Ah? What if you are in a hurry?"

Heiyang opened his dead fish eyes, and kept approaching Hongli with a sneer.

"Be obedient and get caught, accept the lesson sincerely, don't worry, I won't make a fool of you."

"Heh, when I was a three-year-old child!"

Hongli stared at Heiyang closely, without any sign of letting down her vigilance.

This is a lie!

As a senior black yang research expert, Hong Li can tell the truth from the fake what the other party said without any effort.

"I will not be deceived!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and replied, "It's nice to say it now, but if it really falls into your hands, it's up to you to decide what to do!"

"Is that so..."

The friendly smile on Heiyang's face gradually disappeared, replaced by a terrifying grin, approaching Hongli step by step.

"Then I won't pretend to be a gentleman anymore, hehehe..."

"Hey, stop, you, don't get any closer!"

Hongli looked at the approaching Heiyang, and her heart was in her throat. She knew she couldn't sit still, so she took a few steps back quietly, gently supported the wall with her palm, and then exerted force skillfully.

"Whoosh!"

Hong Li rushed up to the wall like a gust of wind, trying to jump out of the dead end and continue running.

The two promised each other that they would not use their spiritual power on such occasions, but Hongli was already a master at overcoming walls before she practiced, so what extra strength is needed?
You must know that when Hongli and Heiyang were young, she was better at overcoming walls than Heiyang, and this was also one of the capitals she was able to brag about in front of Heiyang these years.

And right now, it's time for the dog to jump over the wall in a hurry!
cough cough...

But this time, Heiyang was already on guard against her behavior!
After all, just 10 minutes ago, Hongli had just used this method to pretend to surrender, and slipped away from his hands while he was not paying attention.

At this time, blocking the opponent here again, Heiyang will naturally not allow the opponent to repeat the old trick!

"Ha, little Heiyang, you still want to catch my sister, let's dream, let's go~"

"Go? Can you go away!"

"Did you say it... Ahhh, why are you running so fast, what are you doing, hey, let me go!"

One moment before, Hongli was still proud of her successful escape again, and the next second, Heiyang jumped up from behind her, stretched out her two arms and locked her directly!
"Heh, do you understand what prejudgment is, girl!"

The smug smile didn't disappear, it just shifted from Hongli's face to Heiyang's.

Hei Yang clasped his hands together, fished back, hugged Hongli tightly, wrapped his arms around his waist, and said, "Ha, the capture was successful!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Hongli kicked her legs wildly, struggling hard, but soon her two legs were held down by Heiyang's free hand, unable to move.

"All right, all right, stop yelling."

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, and jumped back into the alley with Hongli on his waist, complaining: "It depends on how you explain it if you really recruit people at that time, social death warning!"

"Ah, I don't care! Anyway, death is death together!"

Hongli strangled Heiyang's neck with two arms, gritted her teeth, closed her eyes and kicked her legs wildly: "When the time comes, it will be spread that Heiyang is a violent man who bullies his wife!!"

"Stop, it is forbidden to spread rumors out of thin air."

A row of black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head.

"If you say that, then I have no choice but to let go and throw you on the ground!"

Heiyang muttered speechlessly.

"you dare?!"

Hongli's flustered tone suddenly changed, she raised her head to Heiyang with staring dead fish eyes, and said in a low tone: "Heiyang, if you dare to throw me on the ground, you will be finished, you can try if you dare!"

"Hey, now you are being judged!"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li hanging on his chest, who was staring at him with a threatening face.

"Can you show emotions like fear, fear, and tension, so that I can feel a little bit involved?"

Heiyang complained: "It's fine to keep the panic you had when you jumped the wall just now!"

"Don't worry about that, one size fits one size!"

Hongli snorted softly: "I'll ask you now, do you have the guts to throw me on the ground!"

"Your brain is somewhat sick."

A row of black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head.

"Didn't you already know this kind of thing?"

Hong Li curled her lips: "If your brain is not sick, how could you be chased by your kid..."

"Don't be embarrassed, this is called two-way rushing."

Hei Yang corrected: "Don't say it like I licked you unilaterally, okay?"

"Okay, okay, go in both directions, go in both directions."

Hongli narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Heiyang: "Anyway, don't change the subject for me, just ask if you dare to throw me on the ground!"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang's expression froze, and he looked at Hongli, who returned his gaze unceremoniously.

"No, I mean..."

Hei Yang was a little annoyed and said: "How can someone make such a request, when the time comes, you must scold me again if you fall!"

"Then I don't scold you, okay?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Then let me relieve your worries.

I said, this is what I requested on my own initiative. Even if I get thrown, I won’t be angry, I won’t scold you Heiyang, I won’t blame you in my heart, I won’t beat you in my mind, and I won’t stab you secretly. You villain will not poison your food, nor will you take a knife while you are sleeping in the middle of the night..."

"Don't dare!"

Hei Yang directly interrupted what Hong Li was about to say, and said decisively and solemnly: "Even if you beg me, Xiao Li, I will not throw you. Falling on you will hurt my heart!"

"Hey—you are gold, wood, water and fire."

Hong Li made a disgusted sound, and raised the corners of her mouth.

"Sure enough, I knew you didn't have the guts!"

"Yes, yes, my wife, my lord."

Hei Yang echoed, some questions seemed to be multiple choice, but just look at it, he is not stupid!
Besides, it's okay to tell the truth, he is not willing to really hurt his wife.

Although it is said that if Hongli's head hits the ground, the floor tiles should be injured first...

But such small things are not important!

"I'm telling the truth!"

Heiyang emphasized.

"Okay, okay, I know, hehe, I don't need you to tell me the answer."

After all, Hongli couldn't hold it back, showing a happy expression, she reached out to grab Heiyang, and leaned close to his cheek.

"Such a sensible child needs a reward from her sister, so that she can kiss her, mua(ω)~hehe mua..."

"Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing..."

Faced with Hong Li's sudden attack, Hei Yang was startled at first, thinking that the other party still hadn't given up on fighting back, so he subconsciously turned his head to avoid it.

But at the next moment, he came to his senses, heaved a sigh of relief and showed a helpless expression, letting Hongli hold his head and gnaw on him.

"Hey, hey, it's almost done."

Heiyang pretended to be disgusted and said: "Do you want to wash your buddy's face with saliva... Hiss——"

Before Heiyang finished speaking, he suddenly cried out in pain.

"Hong Xiaoli, you are a dog! Biting someone's face is too inappropriate!"

Accompanied by Heiyang's reprimand, Hongli slowly moved her head away.

And on the side of Heiyang's cheek, a small tooth mark was slightly reddening, obviously it was Hongli's masterpiece.

"Hmph, who told you to say something so ugly."

Hongli said with a displeased face: "Our kiss full of affection, I won't give it to others if they want it, you kid is so good that you get it cheap!"

Besides, she didn't bite down too hard, and the shallow teeth marks disappeared in a few shots!
"As if you never bit me..."

Thinking of this, Hongli showed a look of grievance, and looked at Heiyang resentfully, staring at Heiyang a little flustered.

"Ah, cough, cough..."

Heiyang's tone faltered, his guilty expression flashed past, and he instantly regained his upright look.

"That kind of thing, one size fits all..."

Heiyang pretended not to see Hongli's resentful eyes.

He stretched out his free hand, pinched Hongli's small face and tugged gently: "You girl, you can make a fuss, when will your husband really disfigure you, and you will lose yourself in the end! "

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Hongli let Heiyang grab her little face, and didn't bother to resist. She just gave Heiyang a white look, and said with a groan, "I'll hurt you? Who doesn't know that I, Hongli, have the most sense of propriety!"

"Ah, yes, yes, you should be the most sensible."

Hei Yang poked Hongli's cheeks with his fingers, and said helplessly, "Then the most modest Miss Hongli, can you get off me now?"

Speaking of it, it seems that Heiyang was the one who forcibly hugged Hongli from the wall, but as he was talking, Hongli tightly strangled Heiyang's neck with his two arms, as if he would not let go .

"Anyway, we're outside, so it's not good to be seen by others, right?"

"Heh, you're the one who hugged us, and you're the one who let us go, and you're the one who says everything."

Hong Li hanging on Hei Yang showed a disdainful expression, and said the most cowardly words in the most arrogant tone: "Don't forget, you were chasing and killing buddies just now!

What if I come down now, wait for you to free your hand, and beat me to tears! "

"..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head, he sighed, patted Hongli on the back, and coaxed a child, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, so it's okay if I don't bother you?"

"Really?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang suspiciously.

"You still don't believe me, do you?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes.

To be honest, after so much fuss, Hei Yang almost forgot why he wanted to chase and kill Hong Li.

After all, it was just a joke between the two of them, and the so-called "contradictions" between them were not even as big as the quarrel between seven or eight-year-old children.

It's not that Hei Yang doesn't know, Hong Li is deliberately playing tricks on him—as if this girl will feel uncomfortable if she doesn't get scolded twice by him someday, and she is somewhat seriously ill.

When playing together before, Hong Li knew how to restrain herself.

But since the two of them got married, Hong Li's condition not only didn't improve, but got worse.

This girl knew it clearly, knowing that Heiyang was getting more and more reluctant to beat her, or rather, Heiyang had never really beaten her since she was a child, Hong Li knew this well.

It's just that before Hongli "provoked" Hei Yang, she felt a little bit ashamed and cautious. After all, the two were still "playmates" at that time. Although they had a good relationship, they still wanted to save face.

And now that the two are together, Hong Li's embarrassment towards Hei Yang for the last time has been thrown out of the sky.

Now in front of Hei Yang, she doesn't need to hide herself at all, and she doesn't need to make any superficial efforts. She just speaks out when she has something to say, and she doesn't hide anything in her heart at all.

You know, Hongli is always very polite when talking to others outside.

This is a manifestation of a sense of distance, and she is used to using polite words to conceal her true thoughts.

But in front of Hei Yang, Hong Li didn't think so much at all.

In other words, Hong Li is completely defenseless against Hei Yang!
Besides, just like what Hongli said, she has always been very measured!
The two have never really quarreled since they were young, and when they are with each other, there is no negative emotion!

To take a step back, even if the two of them really have a little "awkward" situation and pretend to be angry, there is no need to worry.

Because just one or two kind words can coax the other party well.

Don't look at the two of them who are difficult to deal with on the surface, in fact, in front of each other, they are easier to coax than a three-year-old child!
In a sense, this can be regarded as Hongli's unique method of acting like a spoiled child to Heiyang!
Sure enough, Hongli smiled when she heard that Heiyang didn't pursue what happened just now, and she leaned her head on Heiyang's shoulder with a sweet look on her face.

"Hey, I knew Heiyang you are the best to me, I like you the most, hey..."

"Okay, yes, yes, I like you, Xiaoli, too..."

Heiyang smiled helplessly, patted Hongli on the head, his eyes were full of benevolence and coughing... full of affection!
"So, my Miss Li, can you relax now?"

"impossible!"

Hongli categorically refused, still leaning on Heiyang's shoulder with her eyes closed, with a comfortable and happy expression on her face.

"?"

A question mark popped out of Heiyang's head.

"Why, didn't I say I won't bother with you about what happened just now?"

"No reason, I just want to hug you, what's the matter?"

Hongli rubbed against Heiyang with her small face, and said with a whining voice: "Please, Master Heiyang, you are my husband!
My man, I can hug as long as I want, and whenever I want, do I need a reason? "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed half-moon eyes, yes, this reason is very good, he couldn't refute it, he could only pinch Hong Li's face in retaliation.

"Yes, yes, Xiao Li is right, it's because I'm narrow-minded..."

"Hmph, that's..."

Hongli replied in a vague voice, she was busy burying her face in Heiyang's arms, sniffing the other person's unique breath, looking intoxicated.

Coupled with the honey blush that gradually appeared on her face, those who didn't know it thought that Hei Yang had done something to this girl!
Looking at Hong Li's current behavior and demeanor...

"It's like the evil undead in the story, sucking souls from the living..."

Heiyang's thoughts were flying, and a wonderful picture came up in his mind.

However, Hei Yang just thought about these words in his heart, spitting it out twice, but finally he didn't dare to say it in front of his wife.

Sighing, Heiyang shook off those wild thoughts, looked at Hongli helplessly and said, "Then what should we do now? Are we just standing here?"

"Heiyang, hehe, Heiyang, hehe..."

Hongli's little face rubbed back and forth in Heiyang's arms, concentrating on sucking in Heiyang.

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, I'm back!"

Hei Yang tapped Hong Li's head with his index finger, and said angrily, "I'm talking to you."

"Oh, oh, I know, I know..."

Hongli still didn't move her head from Heiyang's arms, but she still muttered in a somewhat vague voice: "Go home, I want to go home, Heiyang, take me back to our house."

"how?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes with an expected expression, and complained, "You want to run away again? We agreed to go out with our parents?"

"Oh, it's been a long time since I've been shopping..."

Hongli dragged her long voice and said coquettishly: "It's about time, go home now, Mom and the others don't care about anything~"

"Well, it's useless for you to leave me here."

Hei Yang hehe said: "Go to mom and the others, tell them this, see if they will care about it?

Don't wait to be scolded when the time comes, and blame me again.

Say something like 'Heiyang forced me to go home at that time, I didn't want to sneak'. "

Hongli: "..."

Hongli paused, and finally raised her head, looking at Heiyang with resentful eyes.

"Dog Heiyang, why do you always think of me so badly every day, I'm going to be sad..."

"There are a lot of dramas."

Heiyang glanced at Hongli: "Just tell me if I told you what you think?"

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, that's not important!"

Hongli frowned, feeling unreasonable and angry.

"If you don't tell me if you see it through, it's fine, give your wife some face!"

"uh-huh."

Heiyang was noncommittal, quietly looking at Hongli with examining eyes.

"Hey, what look in your eyes!"

Hongli was a little annoyed and said: "Don't say what you have, just say, do you want to go home too? Don't lie!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang's expression froze.

"Ha ha."

Seeing the other party's appearance, Hong Li let out a hehe, and got the answer.

They are all lazy dogs at home, don't say anything about anyone!

Heiyang Hongli fell silent at the same time, and a hard ideological struggle began in her mind.

"Cough, that..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli: "Husband and wife are of the same heart..."

"Its profit breaks gold!"

Hongli nodded seriously.

"If something goes wrong, don't run away, let's take the blame together!"

The young couple looked at each other, made up their minds, and turned around to slip away.

"Mom~ Mom~"

"?!!"

Heiyang was holding Hongli and was about to jump into space and run away, when a familiar shout suddenly sounded in his ear, which almost scared him into cardiac arrest.

"Who? Who!"

"Ahem, calm down, calm down..."

Hongli was also startled at first, but she reacted instantly and said awkwardly: "The new ringtone for my communication Lingshi..."

Hei Yang: "???"

"Well, you put me down first..."

Hongli laughed awkwardly, patted Heiyang on the shoulder lightly, waited for the latter to recover, put her down, and watched her take out the communication spirit stone she was carrying.

The communication spirit stone is shining, and the voice of "Mom~ Mom~ there is~ someone~ looking for~you~" is constantly coming out.

Hei Yang recognized it this time, it was his daughter's voice.

Seeing Heiyang's questioning gaze, Hongli smiled embarrassedly: "I thought it was fun and asked Xiaohuo to help record it, it seems like it was last month?

Originally, I wanted to change this paragraph into a ringtone at that time, but I was too lazy to do it, and I dragged it until now...

It wasn’t long before I put it on, and I’m not used to listening to it, and it almost scared me when it first rang, hehe…”

"..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head, he hesitated to speak, stopped and hesitated to speak, and finally gave Hongli a thumbs up: "It's really you!"

"Hey, yes yes yes yes."

Hongli smiled triumphantly: "One thing to say, our daughter's ringtone sounds very cute!"

"Although the occasion where it sounded was a bit strange, I almost sent her parents away..."

Hong Li paused, then hummed: "But it still sounds cute!"

"It's true..."

Hei Yang nodded in affirmation, and the cute little face of his daughter Xiao Huo appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help showing a knowing smile on his face.

"So who is calling you at this time?"

Hei Yang asked curiously.

"Let me see, at this time..."

Hongli looked at the communication spirit stone and guessed: "Nine out of ten who called to pay New Year's greetings, sure enough, Xiaoyun..."