So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 452 People live a lifetime, there are many things to love
"Okay, okay, it's time to go."

Heiyang yawned, got out of bed and stretched, changed clothes slowly, half-closed his eyes, and looked like he wasn't awake.

"Oh, I don't want it!"

Hearing her husband's urging, Hongli not only didn't want to get up, but even shrank her head halfway into the bed.

"I didn't think of it so early, it's too embarrassing!"

"Ha, I can afford it if I don't think about it."

While putting on his clothes, Hei Yang turned his head to look at Hong Li who was hiding under the blanket, and smiled helplessly.

"It's all agreed, let's go shopping with my mother..."

"Oh, no!"

Hong Li's voice dragged on, and he said aggrievedly: "Shopping or something, you can go anytime...

But the chance to sleep late will disappear after time passes! "

"Tsk tsk."

Hei Yang put on his clothes, crossed his arms, looked at Hongli with half-moon eyes, and teased: "Although what you said makes sense, are you going to explain it to mom and the others like this?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li, who was struggling under the blanket, froze.

"Have you reacted?"

Heiyang turned around with a smile and found Hongli's clothes, and helped her take them to the side.

"Okay, okay, don't struggle, come here and pack up and go out."

"Well, speaking of which..."

Hei Yang paused, looked at the clothes in his hands, frowned uncertainly and said, "This is what you've been wearing lately, right?"

"no!"

Hongli replied instantly, and she said in a crazy tone: "That's not the clothes I want to wear now!

No, that's not even my clothes...

No, that's not even clothes! "

"Good guy, it's not clothes."

A black line was drawn across Heiyang's forehead, and he said quietly, "Then tell me, which is your clothes, and where are you putting them?"

"None of my clothes!"

Hong Li wrapped herself tightly around the quilt, closed her eyes tightly and protested: "My clothes are only this pajamas and the bed jacket, everything else is fake!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hey, if you say that, Dad, I will be very sad."

Hei Yang showed dead fish eyes and complained: "Obviously I will make you a suit every now and then, which suit fits you well and looks good, aren't you also satisfied?

What's the matter, when you need it, it's "You're so nice, my husband", and when you don't need it, it's "I'm not familiar with those clothes"? "

"Oh, I didn't mean that!"

Hong Li, who was stuffed under the quilt, hurriedly explained loudly: "They are not just my clothes now, I still like them very much!
Husband, you are still the best, I still love you the most, this will never change!

It's just, um, because of the critical situation, we can't easily recognize each other now, you know what I mean?

That's the kind, the heroine went undercover to a criminal organization and found out that the hero was arrested by the boss, and asked her to watch the fun together.

And at this time, no matter how heartbroken the female lead is, and how painful the male lead is, both of them have to endure not recognizing each other for the sake of the overall situation, and even dare not have too much eye contact, for fear that others will notice something is wrong, you know me mean?

Well, yes, I am in such a situation now, once we recognize each other, it will not be a good thing for me or the clothes, so bear with it..."

"Hey, stop, stop."

Hei Yang couldn't help but jump out of the well, and interrupted: "Where did you get the wicked plot?
They all said that this kind of thing will not happen in our book! "

"Hey, but it's in other books!"

Hongli continued to quibble: "Thinking that I, Hongli, have broken through thousands of books, this kind of plot is not so unusual, okay!

This kind of plot will not happen, but I am just making a metaphor, the relationship between me and clothes is equivalent to this! "

"Tsk tsk, it's really you."

Hei Yang couldn't help stretching out his thumb and said, "My daughter-in-law is not simple!"

"Of course, your daughter-in-law is certainly not simple, so just have fun!"

Hongli spoke quickly and stretched out an arm, shaking it outside the bed.

"Thank you husband for the compliment, I also think you are the best, and I will continue to love you in the future, mua~"

"..."

Heiyang watched Hongli blow a kiss directly on his face with spiritual power, leaving a lip mark, he couldn't help blinking.

"Uh, ah, Xiaoli, you are too polite, and I like you the most..."

Heiyang blushed slightly, subconsciously turning his head away in embarrassment.

But in an instant he reacted again, turning his head to look at Hongli angrily, this time his face was flushed with anger and said: "Hong! Li!"

"Ahhh, Heiyang is angry, Heiyang's domestic violence!"

Hong Li tried to continue to pass the test, her two bare ski white arms stretched out from the bed, swinging from side to side together.

"Heiyang is not allowed to hit me, if you hit me I will cry for you! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"What are you..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, and crawled to the opponent's side with the red glass clothes, grabbing the two dangling arms.

"what!!!"

Hong Li was shaking her arms to pass the test, but suddenly her arms were caught, and she suddenly panicked.

"Help, Heiyang is really attacking! Xiaohuo, come and save mom!"

"Why are you screaming, as if I'm really willing to beat you..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, wrapped Hongli's arms together with one hand, dragged her out of the bed, and said, "You don't want to wake up, do you?
Husband, I will change your clothes myself, you are satisfied!
Putting it in someone else's house, how can a husband spoil his wife so much, hehe.

When I was a child, my mother would not help me get dressed unless I woke up! "

"what?"

While struggling, Hong Li asked, "Then how did you get up in the end?

I remember that you were like me, except for the few days when you were sick, you really didn’t escape a single day in those years..."

"Oh, how simple it is! In winter, she would open the doors and windows, and in summer, she would put a stove by my bed."

Hei Yang replied calmly.

"Ah, is there still such an operation..."

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help shrinking her neck subconsciously.

"If you think about it this way, my parents are still very gentle..."

"What does your family say?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll pamper you if I don't think about it?"

"Come on, indulge your size!"

Hongli couldn't help but sadly said: "My mother moved a small bench to sit on the head of my bed, and didn't train me, she just kept talking to me about Dao ideas.

Why exercise is good, go to bed early and wake up early for the future, girls who often stay in bed will become sloppy and no one will like it in the future...

It is said that if I don’t exercise, I may get sick. When I get sick, my parents will worry and worry.

I can't get married if I'm sloppy, and they will secretly wipe their tears or something...

Or, what if I was selected by the sect and had the opportunity to practice, but was dismissed because of my lack of health? If I am not happy, I will be unhappy, and then I will be autistic, I will feel inferior, I will be depressed, and... my whole life will be ruined! "

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "So, is it scary?"

"That's not true! The thieves they say are scary!"

Hongli whined: "Obviously I just want to stay in bed, but in their eyes: if I don't get up early, it means half a foot into the coffin, it means a white-haired man giving a black-haired man!"

"Grass!"

Hei Yang couldn't help showing half-moon eyes, and complained: "Then I feel that my mother is actually very gentle, at least she is afraid that I will be hot in winter, and afraid that I will be cold in summer...

This is your house, a soft knife cuts flesh, it's so terrifying! "

"That's not..."

Hong Li twitched the corners of her lips, and said aggrievedly: "My parents really think that way.

Because they wiped their tears as they talked, it seemed that they were showing their true feelings.

After feeling this, my conscience felt even more guilty, woo woo woo..."

"Well, you Hongli, you feel guilty for urging your parents to wake up, but you don't feel guilty if you leave it with me, right?"

Heiyang popped a well on his head, and increased his strength with his hands.

"Why didn't I see your conscience at the time, show it to me!"

"Ahhh, don't!"

Hongli gripped the bed tightly, controlling her position with difficulty, trying not to be dragged out.

"Because you are my man and the person I rely on the most, so you don't have to feel so guilty. You will definitely help me get everything done, right?"

"Huh? What's the point?"

A question mark popped out of Heiyang's head.

"What does that have to do with me being your man?"

"You will be more gentle and indulgent with me!"

"What about your parents?"

"They are stricter than you, Heiyang, most of the time, without you being gentle and indulge me!"

"Good guy, I understand."

Hei Yang frowned: "A good person should be pointed at by a gun, right?"

"No! Didn't they mean that!"

Hongli cried and said, "Heiyang, you know me well, and my compliments to you are definitely sincere!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, I know, sincerely, sincerely.

So, Xiaoli, don't be afraid, I'm here to fix you! "

Heiyang's face darkened, he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry, it will be soon, it won't hurt at all!"

"Ah, if you don't say this, I might still believe it!"

Hongli's expression froze, and her hands became stronger.

Heiyang has said this sentence many times in the past year, but every time it turned out to be...

Damn, she has been deceived by this sentence more than 20 times, and has been forced to advance to more than ten kinds of skills. If she believes this again, she is an idiot!
"You don't want to lie to me again this time, I won't be fooled!"

"Damn it, you've become smarter, ahem..."

Heiyang coughed twice, pretending to be vicious and said: "What I mean is, Hongli is so bold that you don't even believe me, it's against you!"

"If you don't listen, don't listen, Heiyang is chanting sutras!"

Hongli directly chose to pretend to be an ostrich.

"See what your black sun can do to me, hahahaha, beat me up if you have the ability, beat me up..."

"What are you..."

Black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head, he took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and showed a gentle smile.

"But Xiaoli, have you forgotten that even if you saw through my words a few times before, the end result was still the same?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Hongli showed a helpless expression, just like Heiyang was not willing to beat her, and she was not good at rejecting Heiyang at all!

Every time, it's half-push and half-response, muddle-headed, and foolishly fell into the other party's big trick!
Well, like now, she was slowly dragged out...

Wait, why was she dragged out again!

"Tsk tsk, sure enough, I knew that mere Hongli would not be able to resist me at all..."

Heiyang held Hongli's smooth ankles tightly in his hands, watching a certain slob being gradually dragged out of the bed by him, the corners of his mouth curled up.

"Little cutie, you should obediently listen to uncle!"

"Wow, what a pervert!!!"

Hongli gritted her teeth, and said with shame and indignation: "Never give in!"

"Oh, it's not the first time you've surrendered. You're afraid of being ashamed in front of me, aren't you?"

Heiyang smiled slightly, and suddenly the resistance from his hands became stronger, and he raised his eyebrows.

"Hongli, have you gained weight?"

"Why are you so heavy! Can't I be too strong!"

Hongli scolded back unceremoniously: "Why didn't the dog say I was heavy when he was carrying me around the room!"

"Ah this..."

Guiltyly avoiding his sight, Heiyang coughed twice, stopped talking, and chose to deal with the red glass in his hand wholeheartedly.

But obviously, getting Hongli to wake up was undoubtedly a more terrifying thing for her than being bullied by Heiyang.

Or, being bullied by Heiyang or something, hehehe, Heiyang, her Heiyang, cough cough...

"Hey, no, no, don't mind!"

Hongli came back to her senses suddenly, and found that she had stopped resisting without knowing it, half of her body had been pulled out, and she was about to be manipulated by Heiyang, she quickly got rid of the color waste in her mind, gritted her teeth and persisted.

"Forget it, Xiaoli, don't resist."

Hei Yang looked determined to eat the red glass, and hummed: "It's already reached this level, do you think you can still escape?"

"I don't care, I will resist!"

Hongli said in grief and indignation: "Don't even think about defeating my last stubbornness!"

"Really?"

Heiyang frowned, looked at Hongli's exposed body, curled his mouth, and secretly stretched out a hand...

"Ahhhhh!!!
Heiyang despicable villain! ! !

Even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go! ! ! "

"Heh, you're my wife, you're a ghost, don't even think about running away in this life! You'll have a long life, don't worry!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean?"

"Ahem, just kidding, kidding, ah, don't!!!"

..............................

"Huh, Xiaoyang Xiaoli is really..."

At the agreed place, Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying, Xiao Huo and others who had already met stood at the intersection, with displeased expressions on their faces.

"Sure enough, I knew they would definitely be late again!"

Qing Yiyi clenched her fists and said fiercely: "No, I have to teach them a lesson this time!
Yuying, after a while you catch Xiaoli, I catch that brat of mine, and I will teach you how to teach your child a lesson! "

"Ah, I think our family's education method is still very good..."

Lan Yuying showed half-moon eyes, looked at this good friend with a look of hehe and said: "Yiyi, the children are no longer children, don't let them lose face all the time!
As adults, they should have their own independence! "

"Oh, I know, I know, but it's too much for us to wait so long!"

Qing Yiyi sighed, shook her fist and said: "I always want to vent!

Damn it, it’s too late, Mu Guang, where have you been, Mu Guang, come quickly and let me give you two punches! "

Lan Yuying: "..."

Another 2 minutes later, Heiyang Hongli finally arrived late.

"Mom, don't do anything, just talk if you have something to say!"

Hei Yang said the words of confession ahead of time from a long distance away.

(End of this chapter)