So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 442 The highest hope in life, a peaceful world, a healthy body, enough food and clothing
"Hey, hey, what's the matter?"

Hong Li connected to her cousin Hong Butian's communication, saw the picture of the other party emerging in it, and asked directly.

"What's the situation, suddenly calling early in the morning..."

"Big morning..."

On the other end, Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji looked at each other subconsciously, and couldn't help but look up at the bright sun hanging high in the sky, with a row of black lines drawn above their heads.

"Ahem, don't argue with them, they will do whatever they say..."

Hong Butian sighed and nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, you are right, I shouldn't have communicated with you in the morning, but it feels a little bad not to tell you in advance, so I just..."

"Huh? What's the matter!"

Hong Li couldn't help asking curiously: "Is it making you so worried?"

"Ah, it's okay, it's not that I'm worried..."

Hong Butian laughed awkwardly, and explained: "Well, I plan to go back this time for Chinese New Year..."

"Huh? Are you sure?"

Hearing Hong Butian's words, Hongli couldn't help but a question mark popped out of her head.

"Hey, let me tell you."

Hong Li paused, couldn't help stretching out her fingers, looked at Hong Butian while counting and said, "Let's think about it, you came here once when we got married in May this year, and after that there will be the adversity search in August. , you are also following along...
After that, didn't you just follow the elders home honestly?

In the end, how long have you been away, and you turned around and came back again? "

After a pause, Hong Li showed disdainful eyes, and couldn't help but said, "It's only a year, and you come back three or four times a year.

If you know, you are going to cultivate, but if you don’t know, you may think that you are doing something. "

"Uh……"

Hong Butian laughed awkwardly, and couldn't help but argue: "I don't always have special circumstances! Special circumstances!
First, my little sister got married, so I must come back to bless her.

Then there is the recruitment of the sect, which is a major event related to the entire world, and I will also contribute..."

"Heh, how much effort have you put in?"

Hongli hehe said: "I don't dare to say that to others, but Brother Butian, aren't you an iron bastard from the beginning to the end?
Didn't I fly with the black sun blood?Didn't we take the flight? "

"Ah, that's right..."

Hong Butian waved his hand speechlessly, and said: "That kind of thing is not important anymore, the key point is not here!
The key point is that I am going to go back during the Chinese New Year, and tell Xiaoli, you and Xiaoyang, please help us pay attention.

For example, route planning, and what should be paid attention to..."

"Heh, the reason why you have these troubles is entirely because you are too weak."

Hongli snorted unceremoniously: "Heiyang and I have told you a long time ago, don't do porcelain work without diamonds, since you are not strong enough, you don't have enough ability, don't even think about running around all day long If you go, the probability of encountering an accident will be greatly increased!

Let me tell you, you don't have any important things to do next, why not lock yourself in the Wuliang Sword Gate and hang up to practice, and wait until you have the corresponding skills before you come out to wander around! "

"Ah, can you say it so bluntly..."

Hong Butian's mouth twitched.

He is familiar with these words, when Xiaoyang and Xiaoli were caught by him running around when he was a child, he used to train them like this.

Although the words may not be exactly the same, but Xindaya, the meaning is the same.

This girl is very revengeful. Fortunately, Xiao Yang is with her, and the other party is not a good person, so she treats her as a gu cough...

Hong Butian shook his head hastily, letting go of the messy thoughts in his mind.

"That, that, I really have something to do."

Hong Butian muttered weakly.

"Of course I know you have something to do. Can you call me if it's okay?"

Hongli rolled her eyes, and suddenly thought of her aunt Hongling, who was also like this.

"I'm bored, come back when you come back, tell the elders of the suzerain, tell the lord of the city, it's not impossible.

Why do I have to apply for a backup here? When will I have another job like this? "

"Ah, hahaha..."

Hong Butian gave an awkward laugh, waved his hands and said, "Isn't that what you said.

Think about it, before we leave, let me tell you the expected arrival time.

Then wait until that day, if we still can't come back, maybe we have encountered a problem and need support or something..."

"Aha, it's so troublesome to think about it, who is going to bother to remember when the two of you came back..."

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Besides, with our family's schedule, I don't even know the day of the week."

"Ah this..."

Hong Butian's expression froze.

"Stop it."

Hongli snorted, thinking that there were still quite a few people queuing up today, and at the same time suggested to the red cloth: "But I have a way, and I can do what you said, or better..."

"Ok?"

Hong Butian was stunned for a moment, and asked happily after hearing Hongli's words: "Xiaoli, what good idea have you thought of, tell Butian brother?"

"Ah, it's not a good idea either."

Hongli smiled cheerfully, stretched out a finger and said, "Brother Butian, do you still remember the teleportation formation when we assembled? If you want, we can help you directly..."

"Wait, wait, wait!"

Hong Butian's face turned pale for a moment, and he couldn't help but ask: "Is that the one that, after coming out of it, the world spins around and you're so sick that you want to vomit?"

"Ah, it's too exaggerated, too exaggerated."

Hongli waved her hand indifferently, and said indifferently: "It's just a little bump, it's nothing."

"A little bump..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Hong Butian's head, and he couldn't help but said: "No, no, let's forget this, I want to live two more years, two more years!"

"Hey, what we made must be infinitely better than the one Elder Huo Le participated in building."

Hong Li rolled her eyes and complained, "Not participating is your loss, not mine.

Since you choose to come back by yourself, then it's up to you, eh...? "

Hongli was half-sentenced, but suddenly froze. She frowned, looked at Zhao Zhuji, and couldn't help guessing uncertainly, "No way? Really!"

"Hahaha, yes."

Hong Butian responded with a smile, and said with a happy face: "After the inspection period is over, I don't need to say anything about my conduct.

Zhuji decided to get engaged to me, and to support each other on the road of cultivation. This time, she came back to take advantage of the Chinese New Year to meet some elders, so that she could plan and prepare in advance. "

"Well……"

Zhao Zhuji on the side finally spoke, with a weak voice: "It's like this..."

"Right, do you now know why I have to come back..."

Spreading his hands together, Hong Butian hummed and said, "You must tell my parents about this kind of thing..."

"Uh, although, I always feel that your relationship is progressing quickly. Is it time to talk about marriage?"

Hongli commented not very objectively: "Do you think it's a bit early, don't you need to settle down and think about it?"

"Come on, there is no precipitation, if you like it, you like it, if you don't like it, you don't like it, and most of the others are excuses for rejection."

Hong Butian looked like someone who came here, spread his hands, looked at Hongli, and said with a hum: "You still have the nerve to talk about us?

You two are even younger than me, and as a result, don't you still get married now? "

"Heh, change the concept secretly, right?"

Hongli couldn't help but rolled her eyes, and said leisurely: "I understand Heiyang's situation well, in a sense, we have been talking for more than ten years, okay?"

"Ah this."

Hong Butian was speechless.

"Well, so..."

Zhao Zhuji on the side suddenly spoke, and said with a nervous face: "Can you help me find out information, such as the impression of my relatives and elders at home, and things that make them feel taboo and uncomfortable, can you please Xiaoli?" Help me to find out..."

"Oh, you're kidding me, don't help!"

Hong Li glanced at Zhao Zhuji, and said, "First of all, I will definitely not help with such a troublesome matter.

If you arrange a scene, like how Bu Tianhe helped us at our wedding, I will definitely not refuse, but I can help you find out what the seven aunts and eight aunts like and like..."

Having said that, Hongli snorted lightly, and said disapprovingly: "Who are you talking about?

Their likes and dislikes have nothing to do with you, as long as they don't cause trouble for others, you don't have to worry about other things, it's not a big problem.

They can't decide your marriage. It would be great to have their blessings, but even if there are one or two weird and tricky blessings, not only will you not be affected, but you might even get a little more money! "

"Well, is that so..."

Zhao Zhuji was a little uncertain.

"Of course, trust me, no, what's the use of you trusting me..."

Hong Li paused for a moment, then came back to her senses, pointed to Hong Butian and said, "You should ask him if he can believe it?"

"I sure can!"

Hong Butian answered directly without thinking, with a solemn expression.

"Hey, you say yes, ah, my meal is ready, let's not chat..."

Hongli waved her hand, seeing that the food she was waiting for finally arrived, her eyes lit up, she smelled the aroma of the rice, reached out to pick up the plate, and was about to turn her head and go back to the bedroom.

"Then that's it, I'll hang up first if there's nothing else to do..."

"Eh?"

Hong Butian was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously: "Xiao Li, this is where you are?"

"Where else can I stay at my house."

Hongli responded casually, and said with a nonchalant expression: "I'm preparing to eat, whether it's breakfast or lunch, I won't be hungry anyway."

"Eh?"

Hong Butian was surprised and said: "Is it Xiaoli who is preparing today's meal?"

"Ah, this is..."

Hong Li pinched her chin, looked at the food and thought for a moment, then nodded and said: "In a sense, it is indeed prepared by me!"

Although she didn't do it, it doesn't take much time to make a meal, isn't it hard to carry the bowl? !
"Yes, I did it!"

Hongli resolutely took the credit.

"Ah this..."

Hong Butian can't believe it, he knows the virtues of his cousin, she can get up and cook for the family, but she doesn't have Xiaoyang Xiaohuo as a parasite?
Wait, is it because Xiaoyang is not at home now, or is he doing something else?

Hong Butian couldn't help but asked: "Well, where is your Xiaoyang? He's gone out. Is there anything to do?"

"Huh? Him?"

Hong Li paused for a moment, then said speechlessly: "What can he do, he is still laying on the bed, waiting for me to feed him!"

"Um???"

Hong Butian had a question mark on his head, he couldn't help but said: "But, but, but Xiaoli, you..."

"Oh, oh, what's the matter?"

Hongli rolled her eyes, looked at the screen of the Lingshi, and said with a displeased face: "What kind of tone and demeanor are you!

What's the matter, do you think it's incredible that I can do this?

Can't I, Hongli, occasionally get up before my husband and take care of him? "

Hong Butian: "???"

"No question marks allowed!"

Hongli snorted softly, and said with a look of reason: "Behind the appearance of jumping off, we are also a model of a good wife and mother in ten miles and eight villages, okay!

Dealing with these things is a piece of cake for me. "

"Ah yes yes..."

"Being able to marry a good girl like Hongli back home must have saved the world hundreds of times."

Hongli was triumphant.

"Ah yes yes yes."

Over there, Hong Butian couldn't stand Hong Li's boastful appearance, and after chatting for a few more words, he immediately ran away.

Hong Li didn't bother to expose the other party, she called her cousin if she had something to do, and whoever had nothing to do with it, just like how she and Heiyang tossed about her cousin when they were young, it was harmless.

"Huh, Heiyang Heiyang."

Hong Li pushed open the door, and said leisurely: "Eat, eat, if you don't eat, I'll eat it all for you."

"what?!"

The old god Heiyang was lying on the ground and leaning against the head of the bed, watching Hongli approaching, he beckoned.

"Ah, it turned out to be Xiao Lizi. If you have a heart, give it to me... Hey, don't leave, it's easy to discuss! Good to discuss!"

Seeing that Hongli turned her head and was about to leave again with a box of lunch, Hei Yang quickly smiled and admitted her cowardice.

"Xiao Li, you won't have the heart to see me starving and can't eat anything!"

"Oh, it's good for some people to be hungry."

Hongli rolled her eyes, said so, and handed the tableware in her hand to Heiyang.

"Here."

"Hmm, thank you, Mrs. Xiaoli."

Hei Yang chuckled, and accepted as soon as he got a bargain, in the eyes of both of them, eating time is still very important.

It's not about how nutritious the food is, well, even if it is really rich, then for Heiyang Hongli now, it is equivalent to nothing.

Pour a glass of water in a small basin, you can see the obvious rise and fall, and pour a basin of water in the sea, and there will be no fluctuations. It is almost a similar reason.

But for them, nutrition is secondary.

What they enjoy is the relaxation and comfort when eating, or they go to their parents' house for dinner, and what they enjoy is the love of their families.

"Ah, this kind of life is awesome."

Hong Li ate and drank enough, and fell back to the head of the bed.

Instead, Hei Yang jumped out of bed, stretched out his hand and opened the curtains to let the sun shine in.

"Well, indeed."

Hei Yang nodded, looked up and said, "It's a sunny day..."

"Oh, oh, don't care."

Hongli muttered twice: "It's sunny, I'm sleeping in my cage..."

(End of this chapter)