So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 4 Newton wiped his nosebleed with relief
"A big panel appeared in front of me."

"It's a coincidence, so am I."

Name: [Lazy Dog Salted Fish Rescue Device]

Binder: [Black Sun] [Red Glass]

Current progress:

[Forging body five layers (gray)]

[Hong's Marksmanship Xiaocheng (grey)]

【Xiaocheng of Hei's Swordsmanship (Gray)】

Incentive Rewards:
First Sightseeing Ceremony (to be received)
Six-fold gift of body forging (cannot be claimed)

Seven-fold body forging ceremony (not available)

Eightfold Body Refinement Ceremony (not available)

.........

"Do you see anything famous?"

Hongli yawned: "I seem to have suddenly learned your swordsmanship."

"I'll know your marksmanship, too."

Hei Yangxu focused his eyes: "Judging from the current situation, the situation is very simple and clear.

I guess, if you break through the sixth level of body forging, I guess I will follow through. "

"That is to say, as long as one of the bound people works hard to cultivate, crazily involutes..."

An inexplicable light flickered in Hongli's eyes: "The other person can lie down and sleep comfortably without doing anything?"

"Theoretically speaking..."

A strange light flashed from the corner of Hei Yang's eyes: "Indeed!"

"Huh!"*2
"Why do you think so, lazy dog!"

Hongli roared: "Obviously this is to let us work together to create a bright future, how can you think of being lazy in the first place!"

"Isn't this what you salted fish said first?"

Hei Yang's face was full of disbelief: "How dare someone, even if he wants to get involved, yet the wicked sue first?"

"You dare say you haven't thought about it that way?"

"But I didn't say it!"

"You are duplicitous, hypocritical!"

"You are arrogant, shameless!"

"..."

Hei Yang reminded: "I brought this blanket here. You are using my things. Should you be more polite?"

"I still brought the milk, and so did the sugar..."

"The stove is mine."

"Oh."

"Oh?"

"It does not matter."

Hongli looked at Heiyang solemnly: "I have decided, Heiyang, I will help you catch the spirit chicken, and then you go to apprentice immortals, step into the path of cultivation as soon as possible, and strive to become immortals and ancestors!"

"Then you don't do anything at home, rubbing off on my cultivation progress?"

"How can I do nothing?"

"Details."

"I will, eat, sleep, read novels and biographies..."

"It's a coincidence, I can do these too, and I think I'm better at it than you."

"No, no, you can't handle this!"

"How do you know if you don't try?"

Hei Yang raised his brows: "Since there is always a bastard who is holding back, why can't it be me?"

"Can you really pursue something!"

"It's my greatest pursuit to practice hard now."

Heiyang snorted softly, and pulled the blanket towards him again: "Anyway, you are less than 1.6 meters, and you won't need much..."

"Eating short-handed, you drank the milk I brought."

"But I've finished drinking, what can you do to me?"

"Want to fight?"

"Come on!"

"Forget it, it's too hard to get your hands out of the blanket."

"Too."

"Ah..."*2
"Didn't Mom and Dad always want to match us?"

"You knew on the first day?"

Hei Yang asked back.

"But I thought about it and felt that we were still a little inappropriate!"

Hongli said seriously.

"Details."

"Do you think..."

Hongli gave an example: "You are a lazy dog, and I am also a lazy dog. If we are together, I am afraid that we will both starve to death in a few days.

So, even if I am looking for it, I should find someone who is gentle and considerate to support me, right? "

"Makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded: "I also hope that an aunt can see through my stubbornness, but there is another way."

"Details."

"I heard that if you reach a certain level of cultivation, you will be able to go fast, and you won't be afraid of starving to death by then."

"good idea."

Hongli agreed very much: "So when are you going to catch the spirit chicken?"

"climb!"

Hu Xinting was embarrassed again!
Again, it's really easy to get sleepy on a snowy day, and it's also a rainy day...a sunny day...

Thinking about it like this, it seems that I feel sleepy every day, not because of physical fatigue, but simply because I want to sleep.

"Actually, in addition to catching spirit chickens and worshipping that unknown Great Immortal as a teacher, there is another option."

Hei Yang shook his head and shook his sleepiness away: "The Five Elements Sect must be more reliable than the Daxian of unknown origin, right?"

"That's not necessarily, what if it's an expert in the game world?"

Hongli's eyes are too lazy to open: "And they said that the Five Elements Sect has no share for you, nor mine, that is the quota for cousins ​​and cousins."

"Not necessarily."

Hei Yang put his hands on his chin and his face was gloomy: "As long as you get rid of cousins ​​and cousins, Jie Jie Jie, won't the quota for the Five Elements Sect be within your grasp?"

"good idea."

Hongli's tone was unwavering: "Go and get rid of them, I support you mentally.

Of course, if things come to light, I will despise you mentally, and despise your behavior towards your fellow clan, and draw a clear line from now on! "

"?"

A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head: "Have you been a good person?"

"I feel fine."

Hongli pulled the long hair on both sides to her face and covered her eyes to sleep: "Give it up, two giants in language and shorts in action, there is no way to discuss it together."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang wanted to refute, but thought it made sense: "You say, is there such a possibility, for example, that ling chicken suddenly appeared in front of us and slammed into your arms?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Hongli sneered and said, "You are sitting here waiting for the rabbits. If that kind of shit really happens, I'll eat the stove on the spot!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Before Hongli could finish her words, a rooster croaked suddenly, she shivered with fright, her center of gravity became unstable, and she was about to fall to the ground: "Ehhhh, don't, um..."

At the critical moment, Hongli's head was less than a centimeter away from the floor, and she was forcibly stopped by her.

"Huh, fortunately, we are also martial arts practitioners..."

The scenery in front of her turned upside down, and Hongli couldn't help complaining, "Why don't you pull me?"

"Because I want to see if your dress defies gravity."

"The results of it?"

"Does not."

"What are you..."

Hongli sat up suddenly, straightened her skirt, and looked at Hei Yang angrily: "I'll kill you!"

"Ouch, blushing?"

"Climbing, this is because of the reverse flow of blood caused by handstand, do you understand?"

"Ah yes yes yes."

As soon as Hei Yang stretched out his hand, the crowing rooster just flew to the table in front of them: "Look, you are frightened, this is my rooster, I thought it was lost, it turned out to be out for a walk.

No, no, no one really thinks that the rooster will take the bait foolishly, huh?
If the rooster comes, I'll shove this blanket down my nose on the spot! "

"Cuckoo!"

"Oh, help...Bang! Okay, no need to help."

Heiyang fell to the ground, expressionless: "I'll tell you, I think I've had a concussion now!"

(End of this chapter)