So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 395 When a person procrastinates even charging his phone, it's probably...

"Hurry up, let's hurry up, Gaga!"

Xingyun hurriedly ran from a distance with Quack.

Because most of them are ordinary people in Five Colors City, and Gaga's flying is not very good, so Xingyun came all the way from outside the city.

"quack!"

Quack nodded solemnly in response.

Okay mom, hurry up now!
But in fact, he was picking up Xingyun's hair for a ride, and he didn't move at all.

But looking at Xiao Gaga's appearance of being too involved in the drama, he might really think that he is running hard.

As for where Xingyun is going, it is naturally invited by Heiyang Hongli and his wife, and they are anxious to attend Heiyang's birthday.

Originally, according to Heiyang Hongli's idea, they also planned to let Xingyun live in Yangli's house, after all, it is not that there is no room available.

Unexpectedly, Xingyun took the initiative to refuse.

According to Xingyun, this time she still came with a mission.

It seems that Elder Huo Le received the news that he had placed an informant, and learned that the eldest brother Yin Zisheng and his wife's child is about to be born, and it seems that it will be less than a month at most.

Don't ask why Elder Brother Huo Le has Elder Huo's eyeliner by his side, isn't he afraid of Yinzi Sheng's disagreement and running away!

In short, anyway, Elder Huo Le knew about this matter, and he clapped his hands when he found out.

"oops!"

How did he know such an important thing now?

Senior brother, really, such an important news, did not tell him in time, did he not consider the brothers and sisters as his own?
You know, except for Jin Xiu who is younger among the six of them, the other five are almost the same age.

Several people practiced together since they were young, and they have been together for more than a hundred years, so the relationship should be as close as brothers and sisters!

Of course, this is just a metaphor, and it must not be real brothers and sisters, otherwise the master and the old man might come down from the sky and break the dog legs of the Tulou junior brother...

But it's worth mentioning that Senior Brother Yinzi Sheng was originally the leader of the Gold Department.

He later became suzerain, and then his younger junior sister Jin Xiu stepped up.

Before Jinxiu formed the Golden Core, she received a lot of help and guidance from senior brother Yin Zisheng, which saved her a lot of detours. In her heart, senior brothers belong to the feeling that elder brothers are like fathers.

This is also one of the reasons why Jin Xiu blocked him the hardest.

After all, at that time, Jin Xiu was still a simple little girl, and the elder brother was heroic and kind, and he helped her so much.

Girls' feelings are always poetry, and Xiao Jinxiu thought about something that went beyond the relationship between senior brothers and sisters with her senior brother, maybe even the kind that she had thought of the name of the eighth child.

As a result, hehe...

"I'm sorry, Xiuxiu, I've always treated you like a younger sister..."

What is a bolt from the blue!
At that time, Jin Xiu's whole body was discolored by the blow, and his painting style became gray and white.

Maybe, maybe the elder brother was afraid that the master would break his leg, so he didn't dare to accept it!
Jin Xiu comforted herself, tried to wipe away her tears and regrouped, and fought repeatedly.

As a result, the eldest brother went out for a trip one time, and when he came back, he brought a "wild woman" and said to her, "Xiuxiu", this is your sister-in-law.

Don't just stare blankly, call me sister-in-law, be polite and civilized...

And then, everyone knows what happened next.

Cough cough, don't spread the word about this, don't say I, Huole, said it if it spreads out and makes a big fuss!

At that time, Xingyun vividly imitated the expression of Elder Huole when he whispered gossip to Heiyang Hongli, which made people sigh "so you are such an elder Huole".

He said not to spread it to the outside world, but finally told Xingyun, and Xingyun told them again, they...

Well, Heiyang Hongli and the others are the best at keeping secrets, they will never tell the truth!
"Hahaha I laughed so hard, Jin Xiu actually used to hahaha too, no no no no, I have to call her to have a good time."

"Cough cough, Xiaoli, calm down, I told you not to speak out, and didn't tell you to tell the person directly!"

Well, in the end, fortunately, Heiyang stopped Hongli, otherwise how many people would have died!

Cough, crooked, let's go back to Elder Huo Le.

As soon as Elder Huo Le heard that Yin Zisheng, who was like a brother, was going to become a father, that is to say, Huo Le had rejuvenated from "Grandpa Huo Le" to "Uncle Huo Le", he suddenly felt much younger!
And since the eldest brother and the child are about to make a noise, Elder Huo Le and the others must show that they will give something more or less.

It doesn't matter what the price of the item is, as long as you write a greeting card and send it over, that's also a wish.

So Elder Huo Le found Xing Yun and entrusted her with this important task.

Elder Huo Le entrusted Xingyun to bring blessings and congratulatory gifts from his senior brothers and sisters.

Then visit Yao Qingkong again to see if there is anything that needs their help.

At the same time, I would also like to ask Xingyun to "tactfully" ask when the big brother and the others are going to come back to take charge of the overall situation, and will they live in the Yaowangzong all the time and want to be their son-in-law?
So, after visiting Heiyang Hongli, Xingyun went to the Yaowangzong outside the city to visit Yao Qingkong, saying that she would arrive in time.

Naturally, it was impossible for Heiyang Hongli to stop it. If Yin Zisheng went back to take charge of the overall situation, Elder Huo Le would not have to go to Heiyang Hongli's house to communicate with them, and occasionally Hongli would have to come to work at home.

Hei Yang condemned this kind of behavior very much, thinking that Elder Huo Le would come to harass their young couple's love if he didn't do his business all day long.

But the only thing that makes Heiyang Hongli a little suspicious is, can this girl Xingyun really use a "tactful" way to ask Yin Zisheng when she will go back?

Grand Master, is the sect in trouble?reply ASAP?

Of course, under Heiyang Hongli's analysis, Elder Huo Le's conspiracy is far more than that!

First of all, it may be false to ask Xingyun to visit, but it is true to want to support Xingyun so that she will not return to the sect so soon.

Then, Hongli very doubted whether the unborn baby had already been targeted by Elder Huo Le.

After all, they are the descendants of two Nascent Soul Stages, no matter how talented they are, they won't be that bad.

In addition, he is the biological heir of Senior Brother Yin Zisheng, and belongs to the Five Elements Sect doll who is rooted in Zheng Miaoyin. If he is properly cultivated, he may be able to hold up the banner of the Five Elements Sect in the future.

Heiyang Hongli directly criticized and sharply criticized Elder Huo Le's impure behavior.

They think that Elder Huo Le has successfully transformed from an amiable sect elder to a human trafficker who deceives children.

This kind of behavior is very bad, and it does not conform to the core ideology of the Five Elements Sect and the basic values ​​of the travel community!

It is necessary for Aoyou Realm to send down heavenly punishment to punish Elder Huo Le, so as to make an example to others!

(Huo Le:?)
………………

"call!"

Xingyun breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the door in front of him, and said uncertainly: "It should be here? Quack, did we go the wrong way?"

"quack!"

Quack shook his head again and again, he didn't know, don't ask him, he didn't know anything.

"Hey, why is this! Mom is old and can't remember things clearly, you should help me remember!
Really, I don't know how to help my mother worry about it, I'm still waiting for Quack to take care of me in the future! "

Xingyun sighed, looking very shocked.

"quack?"

Quack has a question mark on his head, is this age still far from old?

"This is called being prepared for danger in times of peace!"

Xingyun emphasized seriously.

"quack!"

Quack flapped his wings, but we are still practitioners, we won't age so fast, Grandpa Huole is still in such a strong figure!
"Well, that's true, but I still feel..."

"Miss Xiaoyun!"

"Ok?"

Xingyun was discussing his old life with Gaga when he suddenly heard someone calling his name and turned his head curiously.

Hei Hui dragged the helpless Hong Qiao over excitedly, saying hello as she ran towards her.

"You're here too! Why don't you go in, is the door locked?"

"what……"

Xingyun was stunned, pointed to the front, and confirmed: "So this is really Sister Hongli's house?"

"It should be said that it is sister Hongli's in-law's family, which is where Brother Heiyang lived since he was a child."

Hei Hui came to the door, pressed the door skillfully with both hands, pushed hard, and the door opened.

"Let me just say, in broad daylight, apart from my cousin's house, how could anyone be at home and lock the door."

Hei Hui jumped over the threshold with a smile and ran into the courtyard.

"Brother Heiyang, I'm coming!"

"Good afternoon, sister Xiaoyun."

Hong Qiao greeted Xingyun politely, and also followed inside.

"Ah, good afternoon!"

Xingyun was stunned for a moment, then came back to respond quickly.

"Did you see, this is Brother Heiyang's house, Gaga must remember this time, I may forget next time..."

Xingyun walked into the courtyard while talking.

"Happy birthday, Brother Heiyang! I'm not late!"

………………

"Black Sun!"

Hongli's voice came from far away.

"Come serve the plate!"

"Wow, you are so bold that you let the birthday star do the work!"

While talking, Heiyang walked into the kitchen with mixed feelings, and Ling Lituo came out of the kitchen holding up a plate of dishes.

Hongli smiled and followed Heiyang empty-handed, and when Heiyang was seated, she sat down next to him.

Hong Li leaned against Hei Yang, and let out a long breath of relief.

"Ah, I'm exhausted to death, your dear daughter-in-law, Heiyang, please let me rely on you."

"Ok?"

Heiyang brought two pairs of chopsticks for himself and Hongli, he was a little curious when he heard Hongli's words, and asked casually, "What did you do?"

"Hey, guess what."

The corner of Hongli's mouth raised, seeing Heiyang still in the dark, secretly laughing in her heart.

"I guess……"

Hei Yang frowned slightly, and seriously guessed: "Are you running around inside to beat up your mother-in-law?"

"Hey, no, no, guess again?"

"So, you've been paddling in there?"

"What, it's completely wrong, guess again!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang fell into deep thought.

But Qing Yiyi, who was sitting opposite, looked at these meals, and seemed to notice something carefully. She turned her head to Lan Yuying and cast a somewhat uncertain look.

"These dishes..."

Qing Yiyi hesitated to speak.

"Yes."

Lan Yuying showed a bright smile, and said cheerfully: "It's all made by Xiaoli, how about it, isn't it not bad!"

"Um……"

After a pause, Lan Yuying hummed and added with a smile: "But, compared with his mother, it's still far behind."

"what!"

Hongli looked at her mother resentfully.

"Mom! I told you to bear it, and wait until Hei Yang finishes guessing, but in the end you...

what!My mother backstabbed, it's uncomfortable! "

"Puff ha ha ha..."

Lan Yuying waved her hand, and apologized with a smile: "I'm really sorry, Xiaoli, it's my mother who made a mistake, and my mother apologizes to you."

"No sincerity, hey!"

Hongli raised her head and leaned back on the armchair, looking as if she had suffered a cardiac arrest and had nothing to love.

"Originally, Heiyang should be at the level of "moved to tears", but once you say it, it becomes "moved with tears"!"

"Huh? Is this kind of graded?"

Heihui on the other side of Heiyang had a curious face.

"Don't talk nonsense."

On the side, Hong Qiao patted Hei Hui reproachfully.

"Huihui, study hard, my sister and brother-in-law are big monks, every word and deed must imply the truth of practice!"

"Eh?"

Hei Hui tilted her head, her eyes widened with question marks.

"seriously?"

Hei Hui scratched his head.

"But I see brother and sister-in-law, their words and deeds are similar to before?

For example, the water they drank before was the drinking water of mortals?

Now drinking water has become a reasonable drinking water?

This will never happen, right?Obviously it's all one action! "

"Oh, that's why I want you to study more, Huihui!
Now even this kind of question needs me to explain to you. "

Hong Qiao said with a serious face: "My sister and the others wrote it in their lecture books!
When Jindan was promoted to Nascent Soul, Lei Jie wanted to temper the principles and laws of monks into the world, so that they could become powerful recognized by the world!
In this case, taking the example you gave Huihui as an example, the real reason is the sister and brother-in-law, don’t they just drink water to understand?
Because of their actions and intentions, drinking water is given such a meaning! "

"???"

Hei Hui raised a question mark.

"Really? I don't study much, Qiao Qiao, don't lie to me!

And we haven't been able to refine qi yet, so you saw the explanation of the realm later?
Brother and the others said, don't be impatient, your cultivation will increase by itself, and you can't hold down the button when the time comes.

On the contrary, if you are too eager for success, it is easy to go crazy or something, which sounds very dangerous! "

"Don't worry, I know all of this."

Hong Qiao muttered in a low voice: "In addition to some explanations on definitions and concepts, there are also a bunch of nouns. I can't understand any of them. I just flipped through them out of curiosity!"

"Ah, that's it."

Hei Hui's expression froze, and he turned his head expressionlessly.

"Okay, I get it now."

"Hey, Huihui, what do you mean when you suddenly give me a face!"

"It's nothing, just thinking of the painful past."

"Ok?"

Hei Huihong Qiao raised her head, and her thoughts went back to when she was in school many years ago.

………………

"Jojo! Jojo! I'm done! I'm done!"

Hei Hui hugged her head with a broken face and said: "I didn't even read the recitation task left by the teacher yesterday, it's over, it's over!"

"Ah, it's all right..."

Red Qiao at the same table comforted me with a sneer: "I just flipped around twice, similar to you."

"Huh? Really?!"

Hei Hui's eyes lit up.

"Even you, a good student, are like this, then I can rest assured!"

Hei Hui stretched out her palm and said with a happy face, "Good sister, we will share weal and woe for the rest of our lives!"

"what……"

Hong Qiao forced a smile and raised her hand.

"lifetime……"

"Snapped!"

Hei Hui clapped hands directly.

"Come on, classmate Hong Qiao, recite the task I left yesterday."

"Ah, good teacher!"

Hong Qiao stood up quickly, and Hei Hui who was beside her was startled, and hurriedly flipped through the book.

"Jojo, don't panic, I'll help you find..."

"eat grape but do not spit out grape skin, do not eat grape but spit out grape skin!"

Hong Qiao recited it neatly.

"Ah?"

Hei Hui's movements froze, and the book hadn't been opened yet.

"Well, very good, please sit down, it seems Hong Qiao has fulfilled the teacher's task very well.

Then, classmate Hei Hui, you can memorize it! "

"what……"

Xiao Heihui stood up slowly, there was silence in her ears, and the world turned into gray and white lines.

Where am I, who am I, why am I here...

………………

"Etc., etc!"

Hong Qiao interrupted the memory, and couldn't help complaining: "Why did the content I recited become eating grapes or something, it's obviously a very serious text!"

"How can I remember such details!"

Hei Hui was rational and vigorous, and said viciously: "I didn't remember it at the time, and I didn't remember it later, and I can't remember it now!

How can I recall something that doesn't even exist in my mind! "

Hong Qiao: "..."

"Well, Huihui, you have to trust me!"

Hong Qiao couldn't help but quibble: "At that time, I really felt that I was not proficient in memorizing, it was almost the same as flipping twice.

Then after the teacher mentioned it, because I was too nervous, I performed supernormally when I was excited..."

"This is a lie!"

Hei Hui gritted his teeth and said: "When I get excited, there is only a blank in my mind, and there is no extraordinary performance at all!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Qiao twitched the corner of her mouth and said with a sneer.

"Well, listen to me..."

"What is the article in Lesson [-] of Book [-]?"

Hei Hui said something suddenly.

"Ah! Suffering from evil spirits, you have great talent..."

Hong Qiao blurted out subconsciously, her expression froze as she said that.

"Back it, keep it up."

Hei Hui whispered in Hong Qiao's ear: "Didn't you turn around all day long, didn't you forget it after memorizing it? Huh?"

"Well, that..."

Hong Qiao turned her head stiffly, tilted her head, and showed a cute smile: "Hey!"

"It's forbidden to pass the level with cute punks!!!"

...............

"Hey, Xiaoli, don't worry!"

On the other side, Hei Yang wrapped his arms around Hongli's neck from behind, and said with a bright smile: "I have truly felt your intentions!
I can imagine that you must have worked hard to make some! "

After a pause, Hei Yang smiled and said, "I watched your culinary skills grow step by step!

From the kind of look at the beginning, to the present color, fragrance and beauty, it is really amazing! "

"Well……"

Hongli whispered: "You really think so?"

"Of course!"

Heiyang nodded heavily.

"Yes, I can prove it too!"

Xingyun on the side suddenly raised her hand, laughed and said, "Sister Hongli poisoned herself when she first started cooking..."

Before Xingyun finished speaking, her mouth was suddenly blocked by a steamed bun. She stared at Sister Hongli with big doubts in her small eyes.

"Alright Xiaoyun, I've already felt it!"

Hongli smiled slightly, and withdrew her hand.

"So, shall we start eating?

Or, next time I can make a meal for Xiaoyun alone! "

"..."

Xingyun blinked her eyes, the dead cells gradually retreated, and the clever brain re-occupied the high ground, she shook her head.

"We, next meal, uh, uh!"

Xingyun swallowed the steamed bun in his mouth, hammered his chest, took two mouthfuls of the milk beside him, and let out a long sigh of relief showing a comfortable expression.

"okay!"

Xingyun smiled again and held out her thumb.

"Have a meal!"

"That's right! Come on, let's all try our cooking skills!
Especially you, Heiyang, what an aftertaste after eating [-] characters! "

Hei Yang: "???"

(End of this chapter)