So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 39 The user you are calling is being called by you
"That's normal."

Hei Yang said casually: "If I suddenly leave my hometown and go to a strange place, it is impossible for me to adapt to it all at once.

Well, if you encounter some setbacks and difficulties, it will be even more difficult to adapt. "

"what."

Hongli sighed, and her voice gradually calmed down: "So, why does it have to be me and not you? If we are in a different situation now, how wonderful it would be!"

"I think you think it's beautiful."

Hei Yang complained: "By the way, do you have to get up early tomorrow?"

"Ah, yes."

Hongli stretched, and her voice dragged the elder: "Because I'm going to move, my aunt said that the place where the outer disciples live is much more comfortable than here, with abundant spiritual energy and complete facilities.

But in fact, it doesn't make much sense for me to live in a big house and a big yard by myself. The house is enough for a bed.

Then, warm in winter and cool in summer, not too noisy, no worries about food and clothing, delicious and fun, a fairyland on earth..."

"That's true."

Hei Yang agreed with this: "So you should go to bed earlier, don't wake up tomorrow."

"Wow, I'm a master at the Qi refining stage anyway!"

Hongli couldn't help but complained: "Refining back to the innate, the breath is long, the mana is majestic, and the body is awesome.

What's the point of staying up late in the district, if you don't sleep for a few months, you'll be fine! "

"It doesn't have much to do with your physical fitness."

Hei Yang said calmly: "Don't you want to crawl out of the bed if it's not difficult, don't you want to lie on the bed if you're not tired?

As long as you are lazy enough, no matter how high your realm is, you will only evolve from a salted fish spirit to a salted fish demon king. "

Hongli: "..."

"Okay, okay, you have a lot of reason, listen to you."

Hongli yawned: "Good night then."

"Ah, good night, I'll stay up for a while."

Hongli: "?"

"I didn't say..."

Hongli suddenly no longer sleepy: "You are really not human, right? Let me sleep and you stay up late?"

"what happened?"

Hei Yangman said indifferently: "Human physique cannot be generalized, your situation is different from mine, you have to get up early, and I don't have to.

Mom and Dad saw that I was in the qi refining period, so it was reasonable to reward me with a big gift bag for staying in bed, right? "

"Unreasonable, very unreasonable!"

Hongli shouted: "Wait, I'll write a letter now, tell my uncles and aunties that I have already established the foundation period, and ask them to give you more training tasks!"

"Oh, Hei Yang will never be defeated by the same trick twice!"

Hei Yang sneered disdainfully: "If you dare to make up, I will dare to spread it.

If you tell my mom and dad about your foundation-building period, I'll spread the word about your glorious record with my backhand, and let all the folks in Wusei City know that there's a good kid in the city, and it's getting bigger outside!

At that time, I am afraid that even my uncles and aunts will think that you have really built the foundation and regard you as the pride of the whole city.

As soon as everyone sees the Five Elements Sect airship, they will sigh: Ah, if Hongli were on this airship, how wonderful it would be!

Hmph, then I'll have to see if I'll die from exhaustion first, or you'll die first! "

"you you you!"

Hongli's pupils trembled, and her voice trembled: "How can there be such a despicable villain as you, don't spread rumors!"

"Heh, you can control my mouth, can you control what the folks want to hear?"

Hei Yang's voice was like a devil whispering: "Do you need me to help you "inadvertently" to publicize something about your rejection of the confession of the great cultivator of Jindan period?"

Hongli: "!"

"Almost got it, almost got it."

Hongli beeped softly: "I won't lie to the Military Intelligence Headquarters. Don't spread the word, or I'll be just like you, and I won't be able to return home."

"Hey, you're too embarrassed to say it."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "But even if this game is a tie, the means of the two sides are too contrived, and it will be void and void!"

"actually……"

Hongli whispered and reminded: "This is a very fair and honest method in the means we have used before..."

"You don't need to remind me of this!"

The corners of Heiyang's mouth couldn't stop twitching, as if thinking of some unbearable past: "Okay, okay, go to sleep, I'll sleep later."

"so……"

Hongli curiously said, "Why don't you sleep there in the middle of the night? Don't tell me that you are practicing hard. You don't believe that."

"Ah, it doesn't really matter..."

Hei Yang said casually, "I'm just busy peeking at your diary..."

Hongli: "???"

"Ah, no, no, no."

Hei Yang suddenly reacted: "I was just saying, it's actually... grass, I can't make up a reason, that's right, I'm just peeking at your diary!"

"Black Sun!!!"

Hongli's high-decibel roar shook Heiyang's head: "Shameless, shameless, nasty, despicable villain!
You, you don't even want to perfunctory me, how many reasons do you make up! "

"Hey, how can anyone beg others to perfunctory."

Hei Yang complained: "Besides, don't be so excited, I just discovered it by accident. I didn't know what it was at first, and then I looked at it a little bit!"

"Accidental discovery?! I think you had a plan!"

Hongli clenched her teeth, her whole body exuding a fiery breath: "You, privacy thief!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang knew that he was right, and beeped softly: "But speaking of it, you were really cute when you were young, hahaha, if it wasn't for this diary reminder, I almost forgot that you were like that."

"Ah ah ah ah, amnesia, give me amnesia!"

Hongli didn't know if she was angry or what, her face was red and her ears were red: "Will you forget all those things, please!"

"What about the basic attitude of asking for help?"

Hei Yang snorted softly: "I didn't see your sincerity."

"?"

A row of question marks appeared on Hongli's head: "I didn't say it, how could there be a faceless creature like Hei Yang!
Obviously you peeked, but I still asked you, it's too much, do you still have a conscience! "

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment: "When have we ever had a conscience between us, isn't it the uncle who has the initiative every time?"

"That's right..."

Hongli's tone was slightly weaker: "But you see how pitiful I am today, do you have the heart to continue to bully me?"

"Hmph, don't believe in tears in battle, beware of Hongli playing the sympathy card!"

Hei Yang didn't let go: "Also, it's already past the early morning, and the manga thing is already yesterday!"

"!!!"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Comic! My..."

"No woo woo!"

Hei Yang interrupted the casting: "As I said, the same move cannot work on me twice!"

"Hey, I don't believe it."

Hongli's voice instantly calmed down: "After a period of time, after you relax your vigilance or your resistance drops, the old tricks can still work for you. This is what I have tested many times!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"You stuck here and stuck me as a bug?"

Hei Yang said angrily: "Okay, say something quickly, or I'll block your news if you don't."

Hongli: "!"

"Block my news!"

Hongli's voice trembled: "Could it be that you already have someone outside, obviously I haven't left for a long time!"

"Please continue your performance."

Hei Yang was expressionless: "I'm listening."

"whispering sound."

Hongli made a displeased voice: "I don't care, you read my diary, as compensation, you have to let me read your diary too!"

"How do I feel that you have been planning for a long time."

"Your illusion."

"That would be a pity."

Hei Yang shook his head: "My broken diaries have all been burnt to ashes by me. I'm afraid you won't be able to see them."

"nonsense!"

Hongli said without hesitation: "It was obviously packed in that gray iron box, and then buried under the floor of your house!"

"???"

A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head: "No, I said, what am I, you are so special... You can also know this?!"

"Oh, because I wanted to steal it for a long time, but I haven't found the machine...cough, I didn't say anything."

Hongli coughed twice: "Anyway, let me be healthy!"

"do not want!"

Black Sunshine quickly retreated: "Good night! Good dream!"

"???"

Hongli's face was full of disbelief: "How dare you actually block me, Heiyang? Heiyang!"

"Hello, the user you're calling is sleeping, please dial again tomorrow morning, screeching, melon."

"Grass, I'm afraid you're not seriously ill."

Hongli covered her face and didn't look at it: "I can hear your voice again, okay, don't pretend to reply me automatically!"

"Good night, it's the third time, I advise you not to be ignorant, hurry up and sleep with you!"

"Ah, okay, okay."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Good night, good dream."

(End of this chapter)