So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 373 If You Will, I Will Exist Forever
They managed to have lunch at the third uncle's side, and Qing Yiyi and the others were planning to have dinner together, to which the third uncle said that the meal was enough.

He said that if everyone was hungry, even if he ran over to have a table with the horses, he would give the big guys the food first.

The horses protested against this, not wanting the third uncle to come and grab their food.

What is the serious illness of you, a human being, who ran over to grab pasture and wheat from them? It's really a bad conscience!
And according to Qing Yiyi and the others' plan, maybe they will play here for two or three days, and they are not in a hurry to go home.

After all, they are not children, and they are all from their own family. They don't need Uncle San to entertain them all the time, they will entertain themselves.

If it doesn't work, they can still grab the snacks from Xiaoyang Xiaoli and the others. The two of them were hungry at the bottom of the cliff before, and now they must bring enough food when they go out, so Qing Yiyi and the others concluded that the two guys were carrying In that pile of bags, there is definitely a world-class treasure-scale material hidden.

Heiyang Hongli strongly condemned this idea, since she might not be able to eat here, she might as well go home and live.

The two of them also want to go home early and do some things that adults should do, such as drinking a cup of hot milk and sleeping well.
Unfortunately, the protest was dismissed, the objection was invalid, and everyone wanted to continue playing here.

The only girl who had the same idea as Heiyang Hongli was Hei Hui.

Although she was still lively under the eyes of her father, she still couldn't let it go, thinking of running away quickly, and going to play somewhere else.

Unfortunately, according to the principle that the minority obeys the majority and children obey their mothers, Heiyang Hongli's voice was finally suppressed ruthlessly, and she "voluntarily" chose to stay with her mother and the others.

Looking at the two who dare not move anymore, the mothers expressed their gratitude!

But if they can't go home, Heiyang Hongli can find a comfortable place to rest while they chatter.

Finding a clean and flat space, Hongli took out a layer of mat from the storage bag and spread it out.

Then another layer of cushions, and another, and another...

After gently pressing the top blanket to confirm that it was thick enough, Hong Li let out a long sigh of relief.

She wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on her head, and lay on her back, looking at the blue sky and white clouds, with a relaxed expression on her face.

But something seems to be missing...

Hongli showed half-moon eyes, and habitually moved her arms to the side, but it was empty.

She sat up with a confused face, seeing that the place where a black sun should have been placed was empty, a question mark popped out of her head.

Hongli looked to the east, and saw that her family Heiyang was doing something there, and didn't even know to come and hug her!

Hongli shouted angrily: "Heiyang! Come here quickly!"

"what?"

Hei Yang turned his head to look at his daughter-in-law not far away, who patted the empty seat beside him, crossed his arms, and looked at him with resentment.

"Ah this..."

Heiyang scratched his head, put down the things at hand, walked to Hongli's side in two or three steps, and asked doubtfully, "What's wrong? Xiaoli?"

"Well……"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with aggrieved face, didn't speak, just opened her arms to him.

"Humph!"

"Uh……"

Heiyang reached out and hugged Hongli sensiblely, sat on the blanket and put her on his lap, patted her back lightly with one hand, wrapped her slender waist with the other, let her throw herself into his arms, Only then did Hongli feel happy again.

Seeing Hongli's little head arching back and forth in his arms, Heiyang simply lay down, hugged her in another position, and said helplessly, "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter..."

Hongli squinted her eyes, hugged Heiyang tightly, and muttered in a soft voice: "I have already spread the blanket, you didn't even know to come here, and you asked me what's wrong..."

"Uh, didn't I mean get something in there?"

Heiyang rubbed Hongli's little head, and said with a helpless smile, "Didn't you say "ohhh" to show that you knew?"

"Well, is there such a thing?"

Hong Li paused, then shook her head decisively.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, Hei Yang is not allowed to run around now, just stay here obediently!"

"Okay, okay, what's your order, my wife?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli amusedly, she was still his Xiaoli, but after getting married, she liked to pester him more and more like this, so he finally raised her good brother as his wife.

Of course, if he has bad breath every day, he will still talk back and fight with him.

It's just that at certain special times, it will become like this. Heiyang called it pig brain overload cough...

Heiyang called it the full loading mode of the love brain. At this time, besides hugging him and acting like a baby, Hongli can't even fight back and scold him. It's amazing, but Heiyang definitely won't do that.

After all, narrow-minded Erli will come back with revenge, maybe she will cry, make trouble, and hang himself to force Heiyang to tie him up and let her bully him casually.

Heh, Xiao Nizi is very bad, but Hei Yang still remembers that when he couldn't move at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Hong Li did whatever he wanted.

It wasn't long before the two of them confirmed their relationship. This child is like that. Now that he is married, he has done what he should and shouldn't do. Hei Yang doesn't even dare to think about what horrible means the other party will have.

And it is for this reason that Heiyang has been rejecting Hongli's application for "re-soul exchange".

His intuition told him that if he succeeds, something terrible will happen, the kind that may be unforgettable to him...

However, under Hongli's repeated requests, Heiyang felt that he was gradually softening his heart, gradually unable to stop this sugar-coated bullet.

After all, it is the girl he loves so much, it would be a bit unbearable to refuse the other party's request again and again, maybe at some point, she will agree when she gets hot.

Of course, there was no psychological burden for him to refuse such an unreasonable request like "Can you die, dog Heiyang?"

Not only was there no psychological burden, but he also dealt with her in a fit of anger.

Of course, sometimes it's Hongli who just cleans him up...

In fact, because of the synchronization, the two belonged to the kind of true [-]-[-] split. If they really wanted to fight, no one knew who would win.

So in many cases, whether it is him to deal with Hongli or Hongli to deal with him, it all depends on the adaptability of the fight, plus some luck, for example, someone suddenly has a leg cramp or something, what the hell? of.

In this case, they will be severely punished.

Of course, there is another situation, that is, when one party has a guilty conscience, he will honestly give up resisting and accept punishment.

For example, when Hong Li was throwing stones on the dining table, a stone fell into the Heiyang bowl with precision.

At this time, the other party would kneel down tremblingly and beg for mercy, in order to ask the old father to forgive him.

Or Heiyang falsely preached the imperial decree, telling her parents that Hongli volunteered to let her parents rest today, and she took care of the housework by herself.

Normally, under such circumstances, Heiyang would be forced by Hongli to help with the housework with a gun pointed at his neck, and as the same sentence said, he might not be defeated, and he dared not fight with a guilty conscience.

Maybe some friends will ask at this time: Oh, since you all know that you will be unlucky in the end, why do you want to do it!

Well, this question...

The pain that Heiyang suffered when he was forced to clean the house was not as happy as the moment when he falsely preached the imperial decree to make Hongli break the anti-riot anger!

Cough cough, asking is just playing tricks on your mind...

Of course, if you study carefully, you will find that the essence is that they will control each other's pranks in their own way.

And even if he will be retaliated afterwards, he will not be bullied too hard. When he is crying and crying with a gun and sword on his neck, he is actually very depressed and nine times pretending.

Because Heiyang/Hongli knew that even if he didn't do what Hongli/Heiyang asked, the other party wouldn't have the heart to do it.

At most, it will be half a minute, and this is usually Heiyang Hongli's biggest "revenge" against each other. Usually at this time, it is to tell the other party: I am really going to be angry, come and coax me, I am fine Coax.

In essence, you will find that this is still a show of affection cough cough...

O men and women!
"Black Sun~"

Hongli's voice carried the wind quietly towards Heiyang's neckline.

"Ah, what's the matter, Xiaoli?"

"It's okay, I just want to call you and see if you can answer."

"Oh……"

"Black Sun~~"

"I'm here, Xiaoli."

"Black Sun---"

"It's there."

"hey-hey……"

Hongli turned around with a smile, and looked at Heiyang face to face, all eyes were on each other.

"Every time I call you, you will answer me, right?"

"of course."

"Heiyang, you are so kind!"

"Xiao Li, you are also good."

"Hey..."*2
The two of them were head to head, together inexplicably having fun together, even if they repeated each other's name meaninglessly, they wouldn't feel bored, even if they didn't say anything, they wouldn't feel bored.

Just stay together foolishly and happily, doing nothing and being at ease and comfortable.

The so-called common topic is to synchronize with your heartbeat and breathing at this moment.

Then, it was so interesting, or boring, to stay for a long time, talking about something and nothing, until the eyes parted, I still wanted to take another look.

Because I really like to see the light in the other person's eyes when they look at me. If you ask the two salted fish what light is in the eyes, it is probably a strange light, hehe...

…………

As evening fell, a bonfire was lit in a specially prepared space, and everyone was laughing and laughing as they processed the ingredients. Dinner was barbecue, which lasted for several hours.

"Don't worry, with me here, there will never be a fire..."

Hongli waved her hand and controlled the flames within a certain range. In fact, in this rainy season, it was quite difficult to start a fire.

Three little girls, Xiao Huo and Hei Huihong Qiao, chattered in a circle around the corner and didn't know what to say.

"Heh, three slobs will be lazy."

Hongli turned to the three of them, hummed softly, and raised her head, a sense of hardworking superiority spontaneously emerged from her heart.

"Looking at how hard the mothers are, I don't know how to share it."

Hongli hummed and helped the mothers put the ingredients from here to there, and the seasonings from there to here, and after a while, he clenched the kitchen knife to process the fresh ingredients twice, with full participation and a sense of accomplishment.

"Xiao Li~"

Mother Lan Yuying smiled and called Hongli softly, took a certain seasoning jar from Hongli's hand away, and boasted with a smile: "Xiaoli has grown up and knows to help mother share the labor, it's great! "

"Hahahaha, of course, I am not like some slackers who are laughing and doing nothing, and some guys who suddenly disappear when they have a job, I am not like them."

Hongli boasted triumphantly.

"How about it, mom? Could it be that with my help, our work efficiency has directly increased several times!
In this way, we should complete the task earlier than the expected completion time!
That said, we can.Let's have dinner ahead of time! "

"Ah, this is..."

Lan Yuying paused, showing an embarrassing but kind encouraging smile.

"It's already pretty good, Xiaoli, after all, you're still a novice, mothers won't mind..."

"Ah?"

A question mark appeared on Hongli's head.

"Uh, mom, what do you mean by this?"

"hey-hey……"

Qing Yiyi passed by with a basin in her hand, stretched her head over, and smiled wickedly.

"What does your mother mean, that is to say, thanks to your help, Xiaoli, we are now half an hour behind the expected completion time, and we should have eaten meat and vegetables by now, hahahahaha... ..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli's smile froze, and she was dumbfounded.

"Yiyi!"

Lan Yuying glared at Qing Yiyi, and couldn't help but said: "It's fine if the child has the heart to help, don't discourage her enthusiasm!"

"Hahaha, I didn't hit you. Before Xiaoli moved the dishes I had just prepared into that dirty basin, I silently took it back and washed it, and then Xiaoli put it in again. once..."

Qing Yiyi couldn't help covering her mouth and giggling.

"If Xiaoli hadn't asked you when you'd finish it just now, I wouldn't have told the truth to hit people, I would have secretly washed another pot of vegetables as a substitute.

It’s just that I still take the dishes here to wash them all the time, just to see if Xiaoli throws them over a few times and finds something’s wrong, hahaha…”

"Yiyi! If you do this again, I will be angry!"

Lan Yuying looked at her good girlfriends helplessly. They were mothers who raised sons and daughters respectively. In this regard, their personalities were still somewhat different.

Lan Yuying's positioning of herself is the kind of gentle mother who guides her children to be good step by step. She has almost never gotten angry with her children since she was a child.

And Qing Yiyi's words are more like a sister who can hang shoulders with the child, who occasionally loses a few words, laughs and laughs when chasing the child, but becomes gentle and kind when she helps the child wash clothes and cook... …

Of course, the two mothers get along with their children differently, but they are both good mothers.

"That, Xiaoli, haha..."

Lan Yuying smiled embarrassedly and patted Hongli's shoulder, turned around and trembled, probably maybe she should be holding back her laughter.

"It's okay, it's really okay, as long as you have this kind of heart, hahahaha, it's okay..."

Hongli: "..."

"Woooooo, I won't play with you guys anymore, I'll go find my black sun, woooooooo..."

Hongli: "≥﹏≤"

(End of this chapter)