So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 370 I'm So Tired, I Just Want to Please You (Happy National Day)
"Since the establishment of the Five Elements Sect tens of thousands of years ago, batches of young talents have emerged, the favored ones of heaven, and they have continuously provided high-quality talents with ideals and aspirations for the traveling world.

During this period, a total of nearly 2000 million disciples and elders were dispatched to maintain peace, and nearly 47 disciples were sacrificed.

Among them, there are 11 people in the Qi training stage, 31 people in the foundation building stage, 4 people in the Jindan stage, and 9000 people in the Nascent Soul stage.

According to incomplete statistics, the Five Elements Sect has recorded so far, and the number of disasters at the individual level cannot be counted. It has solved more than 14 disasters at the township level, more than 55 times at the city level, and more than [-] times at the national level. More than [-] regional-level disasters and [-] world-level disasters have been resolved.

Among them, the word-of-mouth of the Five Elements Sect ranks among the top among the immortal sects in the entire roaming world, with few disciples defecting or harming innocent people, and the law-abiding rate of disciples is also far ahead in the entire roaming world..."

Elder Huo Le shook his head, recited the history of the Five Elements Sect in a rambling manner, and a series of data came out of his mouth. Heiyang Hongli was stunned and froze for a while, forgetting to keep up with the team.

"Okay, so strong..."

Heiyang murmured and sighed: "Just saving the world has 55 times..."

"Amazing……"

Hongli couldn't help shivering, and took a breath: "Only in the Nascent Soul stage, about 9 people were sacrificed, it's just, it's just..."

"How about it, isn't it shocking?"

Elder Huo Le raised his head proudly, and said proudly: "Now you know how good our sect is!

So hurry up and send the two children here, as soon as you open your mouth, I will go out to find Junior Sister Jin and ask her for the enrollment list this time, and I will write the two of them on it.

You gave us two ignorant and ignorant girls, and we gave you two stable female nuns with high moral values ​​and a sense of responsibility.

How about it, action is worse than heart, the first two agree within 3 minutes, and there will be a beautiful and mysterious surprise gift..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Even though Elder Huo Le said so..."

Heiyang looked at Huo Le with a complicated expression.

"But if we were to make up our minds all of a sudden, it would be too difficult for others."

"Ah? Why is this so difficult for others? Isn't what I said all the truth?"

Huo Le had a look of incredulity, and stared wide-eyed and said: "They are all from our own family, your daughter-in-law is still the honorary suzerain, what's the matter, can I still lie to you two?
Those data are all real and verifiable. If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you both later. I, Huole, don’t just talk nonsense about seniors of the sect! "

"Oh, that's not the point!"

Hong Li waved her hand, pointed out the blind spots in Elder Huo Le's words, and couldn't help but said: "You also said, that's what the seniors did in the past.

What they did is naturally something we respect very much, but that is what the predecessors did, what does it have to do with the present?

The two of us can't send them to the former Five Elements School, and the problem of the lack of teachers in the Five Elements School is a fact. You can't deny this elder, can you?You can't rest on your laurels, you have to make new contributions! "

Hongli said earnestly: "The problem we need to solve is how to let the two children receive a good and sufficient education there, rather than comparing which ancestor is more wealthy.

I think the achievements of Wuliangjianmen against foreign races for so many years should not be much less than those of Wuxingzong, right?
If you only mention this, isn't it at the starting line again? "

"Ah this..."

Huo Le was stunned, he didn't expect to be accused of taking credit for his senior, and the key point was that he couldn't refute it all at once.

"No, no, the earliest founders of the Five Elements Sect were the ancestors of your Five Colors clan..."

Huo Le scratched his head, and said helplessly: "And among the five elements, there are five-element exercises corresponding to the five-color family.

All the systems have been verified by generations of your five-color family. There will be many detours in the practice of the five-color family. There is no reason not to let them come. This is called inheriting the inheritance of the ancestors! "

"Well, this is..."

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then nodded in agreement after serious consideration.

"If you can practice a system of exercises that just suits you, you can indeed get twice the result with half the effort and go all the way smoothly, avoiding many detours."

"Is it right..."

Huo Le's eyes lit up, he nodded repeatedly, heaved a sigh of relief, and finally convinced the two little ancestors.

However, the sudden change in Hongli's tone made Elder Huo Le feel "thumping" in his heart, knowing that it was too early for him to be happy.

"But……"

Hong Li stretched out her pale fingers, and said quietly: "It is not necessary for the son to inherit the father's business, after all, the Five Colors family has been in love since ancient times, from the original parents' words to the present, and it has been passed down for more than ten generations. Is it pure?"

"This is also..."

Hei Yang nodded: "It's like our family Hei Xiaohuo, do you want her to practice water method..."

"..."

Huo Le is numb.

"Do you want me to issue a military order, and if I don't educate them well, come and see me?"

"Ah, cough cough, don't get excited..."

Hei Yang quickly waved his hands and said with a sneer: "Isn't this a normal discussion for us?
Elder, why are you talking so bloody, what to do if you scare children. "

"It's just..."

Hongli quickly agreed.

"Think about it, you walked all the way, holding your head up, the blood rushing down your neck, how scary!
It's okay, my lord, if the children then find out that the blood is red, I'm afraid they will leave a lifetime of psychological shadows.

Unless you turn your blood green, we promise you to come and see us! "

After a pause, Heiyang Hongli said in unison in embarrassment: "Besides, if you drip blood on our house, you will have to sweep and mop the floor, which is very troublesome!"

Huo Le: "..."

"that……"

Hei Yang saw Elder Huo Le swaying around, looking like he wanted to ride the crane west, so he hurriedly pulled him off the crane.

"Actually, it's not that there is no solution. If it can be done, I don't think there is any problem for us to choose the Five Elements Sect for our two children."

"Ok?"

Huo Le cheered up, temporarily jumped off the crane, and looked at Qing Jiu curiously.

"What can be done?"

"Ha, online class, of course it's an online class!"

Heiyang laughed and said: "Install a huge development stone on Zongmen Square.

Then let the elders carry photo stones with them or record teaching videos in advance, so that they can watch and study regularly, or check their learning status in an emergency. "

"Well, this is a novel method..."

Huo Le stroked his beard, thinking seriously, his eyes became brighter and brighter.

"This seems to be feasible!"

"That's convenient and fast. As long as you have enough self-control, you can still have a lot of room for improvement."

Hei Yang talked eloquently: "Needless to say that girl Hong Qiao, she is a self-disciplined thief and belongs to Xiaoyun No. [-].

As for that girl Hei Hui, with Qiao Qiao taking her with her, she will definitely not slack off easily, so it will be much better, right? "

"really!"

Huo Le nodded in agreement, and at the same time stretched out a thumbs up, praised: "Xiao Yang, you can think of such a way, you are really talented!

It's not like an old man like me, who can only gnaw at his previous skills and make supplements and improvements, which is really far behind you! "

"That's, that's..."

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's arm, hugged her in her arms, and said proudly: "I don't even look at whose husband Heiyang is, his wife has been smart since she was a child, so he can just follow his wife since she was a child!

To come up with this kind of method is nothing more than that for Hei Yang.

If he wanted to, he could come up with a million better alternatives in a matter of minutes. "

"Don't, don't, don't brag, you can't talk nonsense!"

Hei Yang quickly waved his hands, and said faintly: "I didn't think of this, nor did I invent it. Do you want to rant, I'm just learning from other people's ideas..."

"Ha, too modest and spicy, too modest and spicy!"

Hongli laughed and patted Heiyang, not bad, not bad, Heiyang gave her a face, reward him after returning home!
"So it's all right!"

Huo Le stood up and was about to go outside.

"Then I'll go to Junior Sister Jinxiu to ask for a list, and add the names of the two children, then there will be no problem..."

"Hey, wait, wait!"

Heiyang Hongli hurriedly called Elder Huo Le to stop, who turned his head in doubt and asked, "Any more questions?"

"Didn't you all solve the problem?"

Elder Huo Le froze for an instant when he left the room, he said softly, "Don't tell me, in just the blink of an eye, you'll go back on your word!"

"No, no, no."

Hongli waved her hand.

"Then of course there is a reason for us to stop you, elder."

"Ah."

Hei Yang nodded and explained: "Of course we won't regret it.

It's just that we can't represent our cousins ​​or make decisions on their behalf.

If we want to let them pass, we have to ask for their opinions. If they are willing, we can let them pass. If they don't want to, it's useless for us to be willing. "

"Ah this..."

Elder Huo Le was stunned for a moment, and said, "Then hurry up and ask, what are you still doing in a daze? Go, go, go!"

"Then you..."

"I'll go there too, let's get the list first."

Huo Le waved her hand, turned around and locked the door, and walked into the distance.

"I got the list in advance. As soon as the two of them let go, I will write down their names. I won't give them a chance to go back on their word, so as not to have long nights and dreams."

"Actually, it's useless even if you write it down."

Hei Yang said faintly: "I will support them if they regret it."

"Correct, she is my cousin after all..."

Hongli added: "As long as they don't make any mistakes in principle, I will always support them to go on."

"Ah, yes, yes, it's really..."

Huo Le was speechless: "You guys really love your family too much, Elder, I'm so moved that I'm about to cry..."

"Hey, Elder Huo Le is not allowed to imitate the two of us!"

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "As an elder, how can you be so yin and yang!"

"I know this..."

Heiyang suddenly made a sound, and couldn't help but smack indiscriminately.

"My mom always gets mad at me every time she wakes me up!"

"Hei Yang shut up."

"Okay sister."

"Humph, it's almost there!"

Hong Li nodded triumphantly, then suddenly glanced at Elder Huo Le, raised her eyebrows.

"By the way, elder, did you lock the door when you go out?"

"What?!"

Elder Huo Le rolled his eyes.

"Which family is not at home when they go out, and the door is not locked?"

"We're all like that here."

Heiyang told the truth.

"We usually open the two doors of our house wide and brightly, and deliberately block them with things to prevent him from closing..."

"Hmm, this is what our Five Color City looks like."

Hongli leaned back tactically, and leaned into Heiyang's arms, and was hugged by her waist, she muttered: "The house is not closed at night, and the folk customs are simple.

In fact, except for Heiyang and I, the doors of our house are often locked, the doors of other houses are open. "

"Is it open for long-term travel?"

Elder Huo Le asked curiously.

"That's not going to happen."

"That makes sense..."

"..."

"..."

If Heiyang Hongli wanted to chase, he caught up with the big team in the blink of an eye.

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying looked at them with surprise and disbelief. Seeing that their clothes were in good condition and there were no signs of fighting on their faces, they immediately became extremely vigilant, suspecting that their children had been kidnapped and pretended to be!
Heiyang Hongli briefly talked about the matter with his mother and cousin Xiaohuo, and asked for their opinions.

"Ah, that's right..."

Qing Yiyi came to her senses and looked at the two girls with admiration.

"In the blink of an eye, the two of you little ones have reached the age of apprenticeship to practice Taoism..."

Although she is not her own daughter, Qing Yiyi has watched the two of them grow up since she was a child, as if yesterday they were two little ones who were younger than her own Xiaoyang, but now they are about to fly high.

"The next step is to practice, it will be even harder..."

Naturally, Lan Yuying also practiced Qi with the help of Heiyang Hongli, and she has personally experienced the difficulty of cultivation, and she also said earnestly: "Your brothers and sisters are right, you two need to think about this matter yourself.

Even if you go back and discuss it with your parents, it is up to you two to decide whether to go or not to go, what do you think? "

"Ah, we..."

Hei Huihong Qiao didn't recover for a moment, she just stood there thinking.

"Hey, did you hear that?"

At this time, Hong Li, who ran to the side with Heiyang, quietly tugged at the hem of Heiyang's clothes, motioning for him to bend down, she tiptoed lightly, and whispered into Heiyang's ear: "Mom said, even if you are with your parents Discuss, and in the end it is the two of you who decide.

Woohoo, why didn't I have the right to make my own decisions at that time, woooooo..."

"Ha, if you were determined not to go at that time, your parents wouldn't make it difficult for you, okay?"

Hei Yang spread his hands: "It's our own hesitation, thinking about repaying our parents, but at the same time not wanting to go, half pushing and half on the spot..."

"I was sent away."

Hongli sighed, held Heiyang's hand, and clenched it tightly.

"Fortunately I'm back..."

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang smiled, looked at Hei Huihong Qiao, raised his eyebrows and said, "Guess, what will they choose in the end?"

"Will definitely go."

Without even thinking about it, Hongli replied casually: "It's hard for the two of them to guess."

"Too……"

Heiyang nodded slightly.

(End of this chapter)