So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 368 The more detailed and perfect the plan is, the less time it takes to complete the plan

"It's so sunny, as expected, you should stay at home and rest in this kind of weather..."

Hong Li looked up at the big sun under the sky, stared at it for a few seconds, and finally sighed.

"But my mother has a life, so I have to obey, and we are well-known filial daughters from all over the world, so it is not always good to let my mother down."

"Ha, it's time for me to show my gentle temperament!"

Heiyang snorted and stepped over to Hongli's side, the tall shadow covered Hongli, boasting: "This is a model boyfriend!"

"Ha, it doesn't feel like..."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, and calmly took out her sunglasses and put them on.

"It feels more convenient than this."

"Hey, this is your fault."

Hei Yang reached out and touched Hongli's head, and taught with a displeased face: "When reality collides with my romance, you should be more cooperative.

At this time, even if you are wearing sunglasses, you should pretend not to wear them, so as to give me a chance to take care of you! "

"Come on brother, are you referring to the kind where you hold an umbrella in the heavy rain but no one can cover it, and your hands are sore?"

Hongli snorted softly, and said leisurely: "Do you still remember the day last month when I said I was unwell and had to leave the housework to you? What did you say to me then?"

"Well……"

Heiyang was lost in thought.

.........

Hong Li: "Ah~~ My husband, my limbs are weak, my limbs are weak, my hands and feet are weak, I feel dizzy, I feel dizzy, and I feel uncomfortable. You can wash the dishes today!
Yes, yes, I know it's my turn today, but I'm dying of a terminal illness and I'm about to die soon, do you have the heart for me to go to work in the fields? "

Hei Yang: "Do your own thing, even if you go into the coffin today, I have to drag you out to finish the work! Hmph, useless things!"

Hongli: "╯▂╰"

.........

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"How to say?"

Hong Li hehe said: "Why didn't you play your role as a model husband at that time?

The cold, warm Heiyang was able to say such unfeeling words, my heart was so cold at that time!

I can't wait to cremate myself directly, so that you can't find the coffin! "

"Tch, then I'm to blame for your poor acting skills."

Heiyang avoided his head guiltily, beeping softly.

"With the way you looked at that time, everyone can see that you are pretending to be sick, okay?

Besides, sister, you are in the Nascent Soul stage, how could you be so delicate.

Other people in the Nascent Soul Stage lose their heads and can fly back to pick them up by themselves. The air quality here is not good, right? "

"Huh? What's wrong with me pretending to be sick? It's not considered sick if I pretend to be sick? At least prove that I'm lazy!"

Hongli quoted classics: "When reality and romance collide, you should selectively ignore those common sense issues and cooperate with me!"

"That just proved unromantic."

Heiyang said stubbornly: "If what I wash is not bowls but something else, maybe I will be obedient."

"Grass, that's not romantic."

Hongli couldn't help cursing: "That's just removing the word Man!"

"hey-hey."

Heiyang took out the same style of sunglasses and put them on, helping Hongli straighten the messy hair just now.

The two turned their heads to look at the two old mothers and Xiao Huo who were not far away. They were standing at the corner of the street, waiting for others to come.

"Damn it, how dare you arrive later than me, Hongli, against them!" Hongli said with a vicious look on her face.

"Calm down, isn't that here?"

Heiyang pointed to the distance, and the two girls were striding towards this side.

It was their wronged sisters, brainless and unhappy, Hei Huihong Qiao.

"Here we come, two aunts, cousin and sister-in-law."

Hei Hui took the lead and greeted cheerfully: "Oh, there is also Xiao Huo and Xiao Huo, see what Auntie brought you, guess what?"

"Hello auntie."

Followed by Hong Qiao, the other party greeted each other politely.

"Hello cousin, brother-in-law, happy wedding, and Xiao Huo."

"Ha, I haven't seen Jojo for a while."

Hong Li smiled and ran over to hug her cousin, and said with a smile: "Qiao Qiao is good.

But Heiyang and I are old married couples, and we are also happily newly married. "

"Well……"

Hong Qiao tilted her head and said doubtfully, "But sister Hongli, you two have only been married for less than three months."

"Hey? Really?"

An exclamation point popped up on Hongli's head, then smiled nonchalantly and waved her hands: "Hahaha, that's not important or not!

Anyway, sooner or later they will become old couples, whether today is not tomorrow, hehe. "

"Sister Hongli is in a good mood..."

Hong Qiao muttered in a low voice, and did not forget to boast: "By the way, Miss Hongli, the little black dress is very beautiful, and it looks very suitable for you."

"Thank you for the compliment~"

Hongli replied happily.

"Okay, everyone is here now."

Qing Yiyi clapped her hands and said with a smile: "Then let's go?"

"So where are we going?"

Hongli turned her head and asked curiously: "I just said I went out to play, but I didn't say where I was going."

"Well, didn't I say this before..."

Qing Yiyi thought for a while, then stretched out her fingers and replied with a smile: "Go out of the city, then stroll along the road, look at the mountains and water, and breathe the fresh air of nature.

As for our goal, it is Uncle Xiaoyang's racecourse, and he invited us to play when we have time..."

"That's right!"

Hei Hui interjected with a smile: "I'm going to find my father! This was discussed before.

I haven't been to Dad's racecourse a few times.

When I was a child, my father thought that I was too small to see me. He was afraid that I would be stepped on by a horse, so he didn't dare to let me go.

Of course, it may also be because I was afraid that I would sneak up on the horse and fall off. "

"Then I finally waited until I grew up..."

Hei Hui snorted softly and said, "When I grew up, he said that I would scare the horses, afraid that I would cause damage to his racecourse.

Really, do I look like I'm going to cause trouble? "

Heiyang: stare
Hongli: stare
Hei Hui: "..."

"Qiao Qiao, look at their husband and wife teaming up to bully me!"

Hei Hui threw herself at Hong Qiao in embarrassment, and acted like a spoiled child to her with an aggrieved expression.

She is obviously of the same age, but under the background of Hei Hui, Hong Qiao is rendered as an old lady.

"Ah, don't get excited, it's not a big problem."

Hong Qiao patted Heihui on the head calmly and said comfortingly, "It's okay to bully you, just don't bully me."

Hei Hui: "!!!"

"Really, mom, look what I'm doing..."

Hei Yang shrank his neck when he saw his mother's gaze, and said speechlessly, "I didn't bully her, I just took a look."

"Tsk tsk..."

Qing Yiyi smiled and glared at Hei Yang, and continued: "Okay, okay, continue to listen to me, if we leave early now and arrive before noon, we can just catch up on lunch.

But if you go late and miss your meal..."

"Then my dad is not allowed to starve us!"

Hei Hui snorted, "Otherwise I'll sue him!"

"Hahaha, indeed."

Qing Yiyi stroked her hair, paused, and said with a smile: "Then let's go!"

A group of people set off in a mighty way, but the team dragged on for a long time.

Hei Hui took the lead at the front, and then Xiao Huo, Lan Yuying, Qing Yiyi and Hong Qiao walked in the middle talking and laughing.

Well, the team dragged two tails at the end in a classic way. In the words of Heiyang Hongli, this is called you go first, and we are in the rear!
"Ah, as soon as I go out, my back hurts, my legs cramp, and I feel uncomfortable..."

Hongli yawned, pushed the sunglasses that had slid down, and said quietly: "Heiyang, do you want to give you a chance?"

"No."

Hei Yang didn't even need to think about it, he directly refused.

"Don't be so decisive, why don't you listen to me?"

Hongli pouted.

"You put it here to show off, to prove that you know what you are talking about is not human."

Hei Yang calmly said: "Of course I refused."

"Hey, you..."

Hongli snorted softly, stood still on the spot, folded her arms around her chest, and Heiyang stopped helplessly.

"What's the matter, aunt? How did Xiao Yangzi mess with your old man again?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows and looked at Hongli, his voice raised slightly.

"Don't talk so much about what you have and what you don't have."

Hongli turned her head away.

"You heard it just now. I'm tired. I want you to carry it on your back. Well, you can also hold it! Just say whether you agree or not!"

"Oh, tired, want me to carry you away?"

Heiyang suddenly realized.

"Hmm, that's it."

Hongli nodded proudly.

"Not yet."

"Come here, come here."

Heiyang slowly approached Hongli and kicked hard.

"?!!"

Hongli only felt the murderous intent coming, and her heart trembled suddenly, her body instinctively turned around, avoiding Heiyang's despicable attack.

"Damn, shameless villain!"

Hongli couldn't help cursing: "Heiyang, you have no heart, you want to kick me if you want to hug me!"

"You think it's too beautiful, I say!"

Hei Yang replied without showing any weakness: "You still want me to carry you away, why don't you go to heaven, it's against you!"

"Okay, Hei Yang, I've wronged you by letting you hug me, right?"

"Okay, Hongli, you were wronged by me, right?"

Hongli: "???"

"No, do you hear that you are speaking human language?"

"..."

…………

As the two confronted each other, the team walked farther and farther. I don't know how long it took. Lan Yuying, who was chatting and laughing with Qing Yiyi, was suddenly taken aback, and turned her head to look back curiously.

"By the way, Yiyi, have you seen Xiaoyang and Xiaoli?

Why do I feel as if they suddenly disappeared?Weren't they still at the end of the line just now? "

"Ah? It's just ordinary lagging behind, nothing."

Qing Yiyi waved her hand and said indifferently: "Ah, ah, I just saw that they wanted to fight again.

I don't bother to talk about them, it's over when they finish fighting and catch up, it's nothing. "

"Ah this..."

Lan Yuying was stunned for a moment, then shook her head helplessly and said with a smile: "The two of them, really, are married anyway, tsk tsk..."

"Oh, don't care, don't care, if they get married, I've completed more than half of the task, let them do whatever they want."

…………

At this time, Heiyang Hongli was staring at the other party viciously, and his breath was in a confrontation.

Until Hongli suddenly broke the silence.

"Hey! I said..."

Hong Li sighed and raised both hands in surrender.

"Wrong, wrong, I was wrong, okay, I won't fight with you today."

"Oh roar?"

Heiyang frowned, startled in his heart, retreated a few steps, and looked at Hongli vigilantly.

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. Tell me, what conspiracy do you have today?"

"What a conspiracy, climb up!"

Hongli lifted the hem of her skirt, and said speechlessly: "We are dressed so nicely now, but we don't want to get dirty because of fighting with you."

"Ah, so to speak, it is true..."

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, sized up Hong Li, touched his chin and nodded, "I have to say, you damn girl has become more and more beautiful recently, have you changed your personality?"

"Ha, of course it looks good, it doesn't matter who I am."

Hong Li nodded triumphantly to accept Hei Yang's praise, and explained: "However, my point of view remains unchanged.

Headdresses, necklaces, skirts, those beautiful things that little girls dress up, I don't think they are very good.

I feel more and more of these things, the more uncomfortable, as if there is a black sun crawling all over my body.

But, people always have to be a little restrained, I am very happy to wear it for you to see, just as you are always reminding me not to get carried away. "

"Um……"

Hei Yang thought for a while, and replied: "No need, you can do whatever you want, because I'm watching by your side all the time, so you don't need to use anything to remind yourself."

"uh-huh."

The two murmured, holding hands again and walking slowly along the team's footsteps.

"By the way, we didn't fight just now, does it prove that we are really mature?"

"Come on, if I'm not wearing this dress, I'll screw your head off, it's fine!"

"whispering sound……"

Hei Yang curled his lips in disdain, and reminded: "Someone is calling you."

"what?"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then looked at Heiyang with a vigilant expression.

"You want to take advantage of my distraction and beat me on the head crazily, don't you! Don't try to lie to me, there's no way!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Someone really hit."

"Oh……"

Hongli silently lowered her head, took out the communication spirit stone, glanced at it, and connected without changing her expression.

"Hey, Elder Huo Le, how are you doing recently?"

"Ah ha ha, good, good ruthless!"

Huo Le appeared on the screen with a smile, and said: "The previous wedding was a blessing to you, and you got a lot out of eating a few pieces of that evil dragon's meat.

When I come back, I will go into seclusion and use the Nascent Soul Dragon Meat to assist in my cultivation. I have made great progress. Now it is the second stage of the Nascent Soul stage major cultivation, hahaha! "

"Ah, that's really fast..."

"really."

Hongli nodded: "The speed is amazing, it has caught up with me and Heiyang."

Huo Le: "..."

"Forget it, I don't want to bring up this topic with you..."

Huo Le sighed, and then noticed Hong Li's clothes, couldn't help but lightly said: "Xiao Li changed her skirt, it's really rare, is this the change that marriage brings to people?"

"Hey, hey, that's not important..."

Hongli waved her hand, said with a smile, "Because I'm going out to play today, so I want to dress up better!"

"Good guy, I went out to play, it's not like the two of you."

Huo Le was startled, and guessed it instantly.

"Are you arrested by your parents?"

"Uh, don't worry about these things..."

Hongli's smile froze, and she said angrily, "I'll ask you if you're envious!"

"Ha, what can I envy?
I'm also retired now, did you forget?If I want to go out, I can do it anytime. "

Huo Le waved her hand, and said leisurely: "However, instead of spending all this time playing, I might as well do something more meaningful.

For example, continue to study some technologies in depth, and continue to reduce costs to benefit mankind...

Do you think I'm like you two, a practitioner who has lived for hundreds of years, but I still think about falling in love every day without doing business? "

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Thank you, I was offended!

　The past few days are in a bad state, and my work and rest are upside down...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)