So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 362 No matter how many times the plan fails, encourage yourself again before falling asleep again!
"That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, it's awesome!"

Hong Li watched Xiao Huo gradually absorb the vitality of Nirvana Fire, showing a satisfied smile.

"As expected of my daughter, she has the qualifications of a great emperor!"

"So what to do now?"

Heiyang stood beside Hongli with dead fish eyes, and looked at her daughter Xiaohuo side by side with her.

"The Nascent Soul has doubled, sister Hongli, this trend...

I don't think it's been decades, it's hard to hang around for two or three years! "

"Uh……"

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she tried to comfort her calmly, "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, the further you go, the harder it will be, it's all about breaking through the first stage and breaking through the second stage!"

Seemingly feeling that her statement was not convincing enough, Hongli added an example: "Look, it's like an exam.

You can score [-] or [-] points in one test, but you want to get [-], [-] or even full marks in the test, so it will be very difficult!
I think the same principle applies to spiritual practice. It’s all about sailing against the current, if you don’t advance, you will retreat! "

Hongli nodded: "Well, yes, that's right, that's it!

As long as we proceed with caution.After neglecting his practice, maybe he can regress his realm back?
Just like my mother said to me all day long: You are not as good as you were when you were a child!

My mother said that I was so obedient when I was a child, but what happened now, I really lived more and more, and one year old is not as good as one year old!
What does this mean, it means that I am very good at regressing. "

"Hahaha, I'm so proud."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "As we all know, when we recall the past, our brains will automatically screen out or blur the more painful and bad memories of the past, resulting in a bunch of false memories with beautiful filters added.

What a great time when I was young, what a great time when I could go to school, what a great time when I was young, what a great place I used to work, what a great time before I retired, what a great time when I could still move and dance Ah, while I can still breathe..."

"Stop, stop, Brother Heiyang, stop reading!"

Hongli couldn't help but interrupted: "You want to send me to the ground, right?"

"Just tell the truth."

Heiyang put his arms around Hongli's neck, and said leisurely: "It's like us, we love our current life so much, but occasionally we miss our childhood.

Thinking about being innocent, romantic and carefree at that time, my mother hugged my father and carried something on his back.

Then it will automatically filter the horrible memories of my mother chasing me for several blocks with a big broom..."

"Ah, this is..."

Hongli showed her half-moon eyes, and looked away with some guilt: "Before, Shishi couldn't be aboveboard, it was too difficult..."

"Ah? Now we can be fair and aboveboard?!"

Heiyang turned pale with shock: "I'm a serious person, I won't play with you so flamboyantly!"

"I'll spend your head!"

Hongli pinched Heiyang's waist and twisted it, and said viciously: "You know what I mean, I'm talking about being able to be with you openly!
Dogs, dogs, just know how to tease good women! "

"Ah, yes yes yes."

Heiyang said hehe: "Go on."

"What else can I say, what did I say just now?"

Hongli folded her hands on her shoulders, leaned against Heiyang sideways, and said calmly: "I don't quite agree with the painful memories of you being chased by your mother with a broom."

"what?"

Hei Yang was shocked: "Then you have to be recognized by my mother who chased you with a kitchen knife?"

"Oh, no!"

Hongli smiled and said: "It's a painful memory for you. I watched the fun at that time and it was very fun. I clapped and clapped when I was so happy."

Hei Yang: "..."

Heiyang's eyes moved up slightly, recalling the scene at that time.

…………

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hei Xiaoyang fled in front, and his mother chased after him.

"Brat, your dad and I have only been away for two days, what did I see when I came back! It's like a doghouse!
Let you exercise well without exercising, you go to sleep.

If you are told to eat on time, if you don’t eat, the food will go bad!

Let you remember to clean the yard, the bird droppings in the yard are about to fall all over the ground!

Now you dare to curse your mother for wrinkles, I think you want wrinkles on your butt too! "

"No, that, why is it a dog house, it's just a little messier than usual, mom, how amazing is your perspective!"

Hei Xiaoyang couldn't help but argue: "And the yard is full of bird droppings, you should go hunting birds!
Mom, why are you beating me?I didn't pull it. "

"Ah? What did you say? Can you tell me again?"

"Ah, it's wrong, it's wrong, mom, stop beating..."

"No, you have to suffer for me today, or you won't be taught a lesson. Last time you were soft-hearted and let you go, this time you will punish me again!"

"You can let me go once, you can also let me go twice or three countless times, want to open some!"

"Hei Xiaoyang, it's useless to talk loudly, no one will be able to save you today!"

"Wow, Dad, come back soon!!!"

Raise your gaze, and you will find that Hei Xiaoyang and Qing Yiyi are circling their house round and round.

Occasionally, Qing Yiyi hid in the corner and played tricks with Hei Xiaoyang, but he was deftly resolved by the clever and witty Hei Xiaoyang. According to what my father said when he was drunk, when I saw my Xiaoyang, I felt that this child was full of aura Son.

Well, at that time, Heiyang was already a dead fish eye, so he should be able to guess how much his father drank at that time, ahem...

And if you look down again, you will see that Xiaoli is sitting on the steps of Heiyang's house, eating with relish and watching him being beaten, and clapping her hands happily when she sees the excitement, it is true that she has not been beaten since she was a child.

...............

"Ah, what a wonderful memory."

Hongli sighed: "It was so good when I was a child!"

"Hey, it's almost there."

Hei Yang sighed, and said leisurely: "Look, I thought you deserved a beating at the time, and I still feel that you deserve a beating now, which proves that your skill has not diminished in the past! Well, it seems that you have improved a bit!

Besides, a decline in grades is not the same thing as a decline in cultivation realm. Well, even if you waste your practice, so what, the realm is synchronized here!

You just fell, and you will be pulled back with a click. As long as the save is fast enough, you will never reach the fact that the cultivation base is lowered. "

"Ah, but, but..."

Hong Li curled her lips, couldn't help stomping her feet and said, "But teaching Xiaohuo a nirvana supernatural power simply didn't meet my expectations.

I also want to teach her how to escape from the gods, how to distinguish the devil's heart, and if possible, I also want to teach her the other side!
With such a set, the cultivation base will definitely increase due to the use of more divine passes. "

Hongli sighed: "I know that, whenever I went to grandma's house before, she would always stuff food into my arms...

In the eyes of the elderly, they are usually reluctant to eat, but when the child arrives, he is completely confused.

Even the child's arms are full, and the mouth has not been swallowed yet, and the stuffing continues.

I also have some experience now, the feeling that I am reluctant to practice, but still want to teach my children a lot of supernatural powers, wishing to give them all the good things..."

"Hmm, that's true."

Hei Yang nodded: "Teaching is a must, you don't have to, but you can't.

In case of any danger, if the child has an accident because we didn't teach her the escape magic power, I will regret it for the rest of my life..."

"Who is not..."

Hongli sighed and clenched her fists.

"Hei Yang, I want to understand!"

"what happened?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli curiously.

"Since you can't stop it, then don't stop it at all!"

Hongli snorted, "Show it off!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"That's what you came up with?"

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "Hong Mouli, my suggestion is, can you die quickly?"

"Go aside, don't interrupt!"

Hongli unwrapped a storage bag from Heiyang's body, rummaged to find the communication mirror of the heavens that had just been opened, and took out a top-grade spirit stone and put it on it.

"Magic mirror, magic mirror, try to help me contact that Daoist Kong Yuqing, yes, the one whose ancestral home is in the world of wandering.

She had just ascended some time ago and was the former suzerain of Wuliangjianmen. She is probably in the Nascent Soul Stage now, so she should be floating outside the Aoyou Realm, isn't it very far away? "

According to the request, Hongli described the characteristics of the other party as much as possible, such as age, gender, race...

A bunch of filter keyword conditions to continuously narrow the search scope.

You can see a picture like a starry sky lit up on the communication mirror of the heavens, with countless light spots flickering.

The light spots are extinguished one after another as the conditions are eliminated, and finally only one light spot is left, which keeps expanding and enlarging...

【searching……】

[Checking and screening...]

[Scope determination in progress...]

[Re-screening...]

[Find a suspected communication target...]

[Not sure, look again...]

[Check the risk level of the other party to confirm whether there is a communication risk. 】

[Successfully locked! 】

[Contacting, please wait...]

[Estimated connection time: 3 minutes and 24 seconds]

【please wait patiently……】

Heiyang Hongli foolishly hugged the communication mirror, listening to the melodious little tune coming out of it.

"what is this?"

Hong Li tilted her head: "Senior Kong Yuqing went to sing? It doesn't sound like she is.

Is it because he didn't want to reveal his original voice to prevent being scammed by communication, so he used some voice-changing spell?
Do you think we should also change the entire voice, and then the entire pseudonym.

I'll call you clever, cute, and charming, and you'll be called Gouzi...ah! "

Hongli smiled awkwardly, she knew she would be beaten, but she just wanted to say there was no way.

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"Stop guessing here."

Heiyang snorted and said, "This is called a communication ringtone, don't you understand?"

"Tch, I understand now."

Heiyang Hongli stood there stupidly.

...............

[Exploration Calendar, Breaking Barriers Year, 36277, July [-]th, recorder, Kong Yuqing]

[That’s right, I’ve also started to write a diary. It’s required by the organization, so there’s no other way.

It is said that this can keep us from forgetting our original intentions. At the same time, if we are unlucky and honorable, these diaries may leave some clues for future generations and continue to work hard towards a better future. 】

[However, it is not required to be so strict as one note per day, one note per week is fine, but at least once a month must be recorded to prevent losing the direction of the mind. 】

【It's been about two months since I came here. If you're traveling in the world, it should be summer now, right?
Huh, I used to think that practitioners are not afraid of cold and heat, and don't care about spring, autumn, winter and summer, but now I know how fascinating and intoxicating natural changes are. 】

[However, after these days of contact, I met many good seniors, and gained a lot of knowledge I didn't know. More importantly, I took on the responsibility of leading the compatriots in the traveling world out of the darkness. Generally speaking, I don't regret it . 】

[There is no day or night here, no sun, moon and stars, but artificial light sources.

But in this endless darkness, it seemed so slim.

The predecessors said, don't always look at the deep void, there is no benefit except to increase negative emotions.

If you want to look out, look at the roaming world, look at the direction of home! 】

[The living environment is actually not as bad as I imagined. The seniors have suffered so much that I can enjoy it.

Use their wisdom crystallization to build a house that looks no different from the world of travel on the floating gravel here.

Enter the house, close the windows, close the door, no longer think about the void, imagine that you are still traveling in the world, let's just go home and visit!

There is also food that can grow in the void. This is a more powerful and efficient variety than the roaming world. Everyone said that they must bring it with them when they can go back.

Also, there seems to be nothing else, the entertainment here is very scarce, not none, but only a little bit.

On the one hand, it is because of time, and on the other hand, it is because of the fear that too much entertainment will kill everyone's fighting spirit.

In addition, reproduction of offspring is not advocated here, because the offspring born without the protection of the Soaring World almost all die early due to various reasons. This is a warning from the predecessors through blood and tears.

On the other hand, I don't have to worry about the life expectancy that worried me the most before.

According to Master, the shackles of lifespan have been broken at the moment of breakthrough and ascension, and there is no need to worry about old age and death, but it is still possible to die when encountering danger.

Master said that this state is what we used to call immortality.

An immortal without a home is just a wanderer wandering in the void, so we call it the period of crossing the catastrophe, this is a false immortal!

None of us are real immortals, because we are all still on the way!

Only when we really find our goal and lead our compatriots in the traveling world to rush out of this desperate void, so that we can return to our hometown, will we truly become immortals!Leave first, come back later!
I believe that day will come, so I am working hard.

In two months, with the help of my seniors, I conducted five cooperative patrols and found nothing unexpected. The seniors said that I was a bit unlucky.

I was puzzled at first, but later he told me that he failed to find a chance to teach me how to deal with accidents five times, which made me unable to be a teacher for a long time.

I wondered if I should create a little surprise?If there are no accidents in the future...]

"Di di di da da da, di di di da da, di di di da da, doraemon hair~~"

"Ok?"

Kong Yuqing, who was recording the diary, was taken aback for a moment, and a melodious song seemed to ring in his ears.

No way, she has auditory hallucinations so soon?
Could it be that her mental capacity is so poor?

No, no, this doesn't seem to be an auditory hallucination!

It seems like an accident happened?

(End of this chapter)