So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 360 Play on Saturday, Return on Sunday, Take Care of on Monday, Difficult on Tuesday, Recover on Wednesday, Think of Friday on Thursday
"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, let's go to work."

Hongli smiled and waved her hands, looking at Xiaohuo.

"Now that the warm-up is complete, Mom and Dad will officially teach you the necessary supernatural powers to survive outside. Are you ready?"

"It's already ready!"

Xiaohuo looked full of fighting spirit.

"come on! Come on."

Heiyang sat on a bench with his legs crossed, applauding cheerfully.

"Come on, Xiaoli, come on, Xiaohuo!"

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, who told you to rest on the side!"

Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, walked to Hei Yang's side, picked him up, took his small bench away and confiscated it.

"Oh, the two of us are tired of teaching supernatural powers, you guys are lazy watching the show, right? It's so beautiful."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang, who was grabbed by the neckline, smiled mischievously, and took out a small bench from behind again.

"Actually, I also took Xiaoli with you."

"Um?!!"

Hongli's pupils shrank.

"Come on! Come on! Small fire, come on!"

Heiyang Hongli and sitting not far away happily applauded: "You are the best!"

small fire:"……"

Without saying a word, Xiaohuo walked slowly between the two, grabbed Hongli with his left hand, and Heiyang with his right hand, pulling them up with a little force.

Xiao Huo kicked the little stool aside one by one with his two calves, his left foot and then his right foot, and looked up at the two laughing forcefully.

"Dad, Mom..."

Xiaohuo pouted: "Teach me."

"Ahem, ah, this..."

Cold sweat dripped from Heiyang Hongli's forehead.

"Ahahaha, sure, Mom and Dad are going to teach you this!"

"That's right, how could your parents leave you behind and let you study by yourself, right? Hahaha, it doesn't exist..."

Heiyang Hongli led Xiaohuo back to the open space, looking like a happy and harmonious family.

…………

"Ahem, first of all, because Xiao Huo already has the foundation of the fire fairy's supernatural power, I will teach you its advanced supernatural power Nirvana first."

On the steps, behind Hong Li's one hand, she showed the appearance of a learned elder, throwing a ball of Nirvana Fire in the palm of her hand.

"First of all, the question is, why do you want to teach you the fire of nirvana?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang Xiaohuo under the steps, and suddenly asked.

"Little Huo, it's up to you to answer!"

"oh oh!"

Xiao Huo regained his spirits, and a red hair on his head stood up.

"Xiao Huo knows that mother's Nirvana flame has the potential to burn mountains and boil seas. Once it is used, the world will change color, and its power is infinite!"

Xiao Huo clenched his fists and said with emotion: "Mom must want Xiao Huo to learn Nirvana Fire.

Then, Xiao Huo's cultivation level has been further improved, so that he will not be afraid of any villains when he encounters them, as long as he uses the magic power taught by his mother to defeat them all! "

"Well, it makes sense..."

Hongli nodded calmly, then shook her head again: "It's just not enough."

"Huh? Also, isn't it enough just to defeat..."

Xiaohuo showed a look of panic: "Should we burn them to ashes together?"

"Well, it's interesting..."

Hong Li's response made Xiao Huo elusive, before the former turned his head to look at Hei Yang who was dozing beside Xiao Huo, and coughed twice.

"Ahem, student Heiyang, please answer this question!"

"Ah? Ah!"

Heiyang woke up suddenly, looked at Hongli in front of him, and then at Xiaohuo beside him.

"Mom asked, why teach me Nirvana..."

Xiaohuo lowered his voice and whispered the news quietly.

"Xiao Huo didn't answer all the questions, it's up to you, Dad!"

"Black Fire!"

Hong Li glared at Xiao Huo, and said a lesson: "Don't give that lazy guy a hint!"

"Ahahaha, twitter..."

Xiao Huo hadn't spoken the bird language for a long time, and felt that he almost forgot Li Huo He's words, which made He sigh.

"Ah, ha, this, this is simple."

Heiyang came back to his senses and replied confidently: "First of all, Nirvana fire can burn spiritual power to provide sufficient vitality. As the saying goes, as long as you live well, victory is indispensable.

No matter if you were trapped outside, or were attacked by someone, or something happened to you.

Nirvana fire can allow you to recover from injuries in the shortest time and restore the best combat state!
Being able to fight does not necessarily mean winning, the winner is the one who lives long. "

Hei Yang stretched out his second finger, and said leisurely: "The girl was out, and accidentally caught a cold from the wind.

As a result, people in the field can't go to the village or back to the store, and they don't have to drink hot water if they want to, what should I do?
At this time, our Nirvana Fire can come in handy again, as long as..."

"Xiaohuo can also be Xiaolihuo himself!"

Xiao Huo raised his hand and said, "Let's not mention it, there is no fire without water, and there is no fire in the wilderness, and there is no water.

Small fires can also boil hot water for drinking, there is no need for nirvana fire. "

"Ha, you're too small, Xiao Huo, you're too small."

Heiyang shook his head and said with a smile: "How can the hot water boiled by the Nirvana fire be the same as that boiled by ordinary water?"

"Ah this..."

The small fire blocked it.

She turned her head to look at Hong Li, but saw the latter looking at Hei Yang with admiration.

"That's right, sure enough, I knew it, and it wouldn't bother him at all!"

Hongli smiled and made a gesture to continue.

"Go on, let me see how much you have reviewed."

"Ah, there is also the protection and killing of the enemy, high-temperature disinfection..."

Heiyang muttered, shook his head, and said casually: "Of course, there is one more important thing, that is, Nirvana fire can bring back to life those who possess supernatural powers, as long as they are alive, there is still infinite hope!

On the other hand, even if there is a person with outstanding talent, wealth, and appearance that is almost no less than mine, he still has to obediently accept his fate in the face of death. "

"certainly……"

Heiyang said in a low voice: "If you have acquaintances in the underworld, it's not that you can't choose to fight harder, maybe you can?"

"Uh……"

The corner of Xiaohuo's mouth twitched slightly: "Well, find an acquaintance..."

"Hmm, you can pass the security check when you're cute!"

Heiyang nodded confidently, turned his head to look at Hongli, and explained: "It's like your mother, if I accidentally kill you one day..."

small fire:"???"

"Just an example, don't be so surprised."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, raised his head and closed his eyes, shook his head, and continued to give examples: "But although it was slaughtered, it was not completely slaughtered.

At this time, her blood bar has only dropped one tube, and there are many tubes hidden underneath. Let your mother demonstrate this to you. "

"But then again..."

Heiyang opened his eyes and looked around curiously.

"What about your mother, she saw it just now."

"Dad, guess what?"

Xiao Huo looked at Hei Yang expressionlessly, and the latter suddenly realized.

"That's it, I understand."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he turned around to greet Hongli with a dark face behind him.

"Hahaha, when did Teacher Xiaoli go around to the back of the classroom, it's really scary, ahaha, it's like contact with the third category..."

"Look at this little face..."

Heiyang reached out and grabbed Hongli's little face, rubbing her face with a smile.

"A gloomy face is scary, ahem..."

"Get up, don't touch me!"

Hongli slapped Heiyang's hand off angrily, and looked up at Heiyang: "Who did you say killed?"

"Cough, that..."

Heiyang turned his head away guiltily: "Didn't I just give an example..."

"You can't give other examples, can you?"

Hongli pointed at herself, and said viciously: "Do you have to kill me?"

"Then, there aren't many people with the Nirvana Fire Divine Ability..."

Heiyang smiled awkwardly: "If you don't kill me, who will you kill?"

"Change it."

"How to change?"

"Turn around."

"Oh."

Heiyang turned around.

"Xiaohuo, look over here."

Hong Li floated up a little bit, and the couple faced Xiao Huo: "Now, let me demonstrate the Nirvana Fire Divine Ability to you, so that you can know how powerful it is to save lives!"

"Ah, what, how to demonstrate..."

"Ha, what's the point?"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's neck with both hands, and hummed, "I'll cut off your father's neck in a while, and then let him make you a living person, make yourself alive, won't you be able to see it intuitively?"

"Ah, this is not good..."

Xiaohuo showed half-moon eyes, looked at the vicious Hongli and the loveless Heiyang with a little fear, and beeped softly.

"Actually, you don't need to show it. Xiaohuo can think about it by himself, really!"

"Good boy."

Heiyang was moved to tears.

"How is this possible!"

Hongli snorted softly, and taught: "Learning without thinking will lead to nothing, thinking without learning will lead to peril! What is learned on paper is always shallow, and I know that this matter must be practiced. Seeing is not as good as hearing, and seeing is not as good as enough." Practice it, kill one person in ten steps, kill one person to save the common people..."

"In order to kill me, this woman must have taken out all her life's accumulation..."

Hei Yang complained: "Damn girl, I'm standing here, and someone Hei wants to see if you are willing to do something."

"Huh? Who do you look down on? You, who do you look down on?"

Red Li's eyes widened.

"Your aunt, I just need to move my hand, click, and your poor little life will be gone! You are still putting on airs here!

Watch me turn your neck 180 degrees in a while to see if you are still crazy! "

"Moreover……"

Hongli thought for a while, and then added in a low beeping voice: "Just pinch your blood, and it will be back in the blink of an eye!

Then why are there ten drops of blood? We dare to kill that one, but we are afraid that this one will fail! "

"Ah yes yes yes..."

Hei Yang looked unscrupulous.

"Your Master Hongli is the most decisive, hurry up and give me a happy time."

Hei Yang proudly said: "Don't talk about a tube of blood, kill as many tubes as you want, you can do it."

"You are..."

A tic-tac-toe popped out of Hong Li's head, and she couldn't help cursing: "Aren't you cheap!"

"Pfft..."

Xiaohuo suddenly lowered his head, his shoulders trembled up and down while holding back a smile.

"Hurry up."

Hongli quietly moved to Heiyang's ear.

"Can't you cooperate with me, the child is watching, how embarrassing I am if you do this."

"You also know that the child is watching..."

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, speechless.

"Let me tell you, in another family, the child's mother strangles the child's father's neck, and then tells the child that it's okay, what did I kill your father for..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Speaking of which, our family is not normal, I don't remember my parents being like this in front of me...

What, you were shown like this when you were a kid? "

"Show your size! You'll be talking nonsense."

Hongli pinched a piece of fleshy skin on Heiyang's neck with her thumb and forefinger nails, gnashing her teeth and twisting.

"Say it quickly, if you cooperate or not, don't toast or eat or drink fine wine!"

"Ah, ok, ok..."

Heiyang smiled and said perfunctorily: "Let me tell you, it's for the sake of the child that I cooperate with you, otherwise..."

"Stop talking nonsense."

Hongli snorted softly, cleared her throat, and turned to Xiaohuo in front of her.

"Okay, okay, Ms. Hei Xiaohuo can stop laughing, look up seriously, I will kill this time..."

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo raised his head, looked at his mother's hand stuck on his father's neck, couldn't help but begged with a smile: "Mom, don't hurt Dad..."

"Hey, Xiaohuo, when you said this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but have black lines on his head.

"Can you stop smiling so brightly!"

"Ah this..."

The smile on Xiao Huo's face froze, she quickly stretched out her hands to pinch her face, and regained her serious look.

"Sorry, I couldn't adjust just now."

"Just adjust it now."

Hongli sighed, looked at Heiyang, and whispered: "Listen well, I'll count to three two one, you just pretend to be dead, three two one!"

"What? What are you counting?"

A question mark appeared on Heiyang's head, only to realize that Hongli kept tapping his neck lightly with her fingers.

"Oh, I'm dead!"

Heiyang stuck out his tongue, his head tilted ninety degrees symbolically, and his body fell down unsteadily.

It's just that Heiyang's falling movement was slow enough, so slow that Hongli spread the blanket on the ground, and then watched Heiyang fall headfirst onto the blanket.

[Hei Yang: Why is there no pillow?This is to send a beggar!Isn't someone who plays a dead person worthy of a box lunch? 】

[Hongli: Shut up dead. 】

[Hei Yang: Cough cough, I suggest replacing "human" with "ghost", which sounds more friendly. 】

[Hongli: Fuck you! 】

"Ahem, very good, Xiaohuo, look over here."

Hong Li pointed to Hei Yang on the blanket, and saw that he was lying straight on it, with his hands folded in front of his chest, his face was peaceful, and he died with a sense of ceremony.

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, resisting the urge to stomp this guy alive, opened her eyes and said, "This is a dead black sun, did you see it?"

"Ah this..."

Xiaohuo always feels that the real teacher should not be like this when he is in class.

She blinked, looking at her father who was professionally lying on the ground, feeling a little nervous.

But mom and dad are performing their duties conscientiously, and she must not hold back.

Maybe her parents are trying to train her acting ability at the same time, and go to fool the bad guys in the future...

Xiao Huo tried to move her parents closer to Wei Guangzheng, and she looked at her father, trying to suppress a sad look.

As a result, she caught a glimpse of her father quietly stretching out his hand to scratch his cheek, and then put his hand down instantly.

Hongli: "..."

small fire:"……"

No, she can't do it!
Xiao Huo bit her lip, how could she pretend to be sad? Hey!
"hiss……"

A well popped out of Hong Li's head, looked at Hei Yang who was secretly scratching his hand again, kicked off his shoes, and stepped on the other's chest.

"Go to hell! Dog!"

Heiyang opened his eyes suddenly, then rolled his eyeballs and closed them again.

"Did Xiaohuo hear the sound of bones breaking..."

Xiaohuo looked at his father who was stepped on by his mother, sweat dripping down his head, in this case, it seems that his acting skills are indeed more realistic!

【Hei Yang: Give me back my life~~】

【Hei Yang: Give me back my life~~】

[Hongli: Fuck you, dishonest bastard! 】

[Hongli: Just deliberately add drama to yourself, right?bastard! 】

[Hongli: Give me a good death! 】

Hong Li sighed, finally she could explain with peace of mind, she retracted her foot...

[Hei Yang: Wait! 】

[Hong Li: Huh?what happened again? 】

[Hei Yang: Don't go, keep stepping on me! 】

[Hongli:? ? ? ? ? ? 】

"Crack!"

Xiao Huo heard the sound of bones breaking again, she looked at her father's face, and seemed to be walking happily, probably...

(End of this chapter)