So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 357 Heiyang Hongli Made an Unorganized and Unimportant Speech About Raising Children
"Ah, the house is still the same..."

Xiao Huo walked in the front, pushed open the door, looked at the familiar home, jumped up and down for two steps, and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

"Eh?"

Xiaohuo looked at the teleportation array in the corner, blinked his eyes, and asked curiously: "It seems more than just the same?"

"Ah, that's where we ordered our dinner."

Hong Li dragged her body in and fell headfirst on the sofa.

"It's really good to eat Zongmen food without leaving home."

"Indeed, your mother is good at being lazy."

Heiyang dragged his body in, closed the door with a hook of his foot, and fell headlong onto another sofa.

"Don't tell me, sending your mother to the Five Elements Sect for training was really helpful."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth slightly curled up, and he joked: "Really, look at your mother's career, the suzerain of the entire sect.

Let's look at your mother's ability, Nascent Soul stage boss.

Looking at your mother's connections, I don't need to say how many people came when you got married, plus rubbing people's canteens.

Talking about asking me to raise her, I actually took advantage of her, hehe.

Put it outside, this belongs to the strong woman who is the backbone of the family, okay, hehe. "

"Come on, you should feel guilty for letting your daughter-in-law shoulder so much, okay, I don't want you to put it there and "hehehe" silly fun."

Hong Li curled her lips: "I thought about you all the time that year, and I don't know if I can come back in this life, but it's really difficult for me day by day.

Hateful black sun!Sell ​​your wife for glory!He deserves death! "

"Hey, I also encountered many dangers on the way to pick you up."

Hei Yang sighed and said: "Risking your life to pick you up, you just said that about me, it really makes my husband feel chilling."

"Hahaha, it didn't depend on your mother Hongli to save me in the end, so the little waste has the nerve to say oh."

Hong Li snorted softly: "Calculate with your fingers, how much do you owe me!

Heiyang's life should always serve Lord Hongli, so as to repay her Ruhai's kindness. "

"But then again..."

Hongli opened her eyes and looked at the ceiling and muttered softly: "If I don't go there, I won't meet Xiaohuo, Xiaoyun.

Thinking about it now, if I didn't go at that time, Xiaohuo would become someone else's child, and Xiaoyun would have no one to protect... Ah, I dare not think about it.

I feel that every step I take is the luckiest place, and if there is a slight difference, my happiness will be reduced by a few points. "

Hongli stretched her waist, and said leisurely: "I'm not willing to give up——

Of course, this is not the reason for your dog Heiyang to be proud, I will never forget that you cruelly abandoned it back then!snort! "

"Ah yes yes yes..."

"Oh, for your size!"

"Ah, yes, yes, the head is here, just wait for Hongli to come and get it."

"Wow, you are cheap, are you!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"Hey."

Xiaohuo had fun watching his parents fight each other every day.

"Ah uh..."

Xiao Huo yawned, waved his hand and said: "It's late, Xiao Huo is going to bed, parents should go to bed early too, good night."

"install."

Heiyang Hongli raised an arm at the same time, and then hung it down feebly.

Xiaohuo returned to the long-lost bedroom, touched the little quilt and soon fell asleep peacefully.

Although my grandparents' home is also great, I always feel that I sleep most comfortably in my own home.

In the living room, a certain two were still lying dead on the sofa.

"Heiyang, let's sleep too."

"Aren't you going back to the house, just a sofa for each person?"

"Too lazy to move, but you can carry us back."

Hongli said quietly: "Whatever, I say, depends on your mood."

"Forget it, it's fine once in a while."

Heiyang muttered, "It's good for your health."

"Are you afraid, ha?"

"What are you talking about, I'm thinking of you."

"Ah yes yes yes."

"..."

"..."

There was silence in the room, except for the sound of even breathing.

It was 27:[-] in the morning.

Heiyang felt his arm being removed, and a petite body slipped into his arms, with a familiar smell and a soft feeling.

"Well……"

Hongli shrank into Heiyang's arms, pulled an arm to hug her, and muttered: "It's better to sleep like this, Heiyang is the best..."

It was half past one in the morning.

Heiyang got up slowly, carried his daughter-in-law and walked towards the bedroom.

.........

.........

At four o'clock in the morning, the couple fell asleep.

Heiyang Hongli didn't get up until two o'clock in the afternoon, so he ate one meal as two.

After wiping their mouths and delivering the bowl, the two looked at each other, nodded, and acted together.

In the center of the open space in the living room, bring a small blackboard, table, small stool, books, pens and paper, and a small fire.

Heiyang Hongli looked at Xiao Huo who was placed on the seat with a serious face and a curious expression on his face.

"Ahem, Xiaohuo, put your hands behind your back and keep your feet together. Look at us."

Hong Li tapped on the small blackboard, nodded and said: "Today, parents will officially teach you some knowledge, as a guarantee for your healthy and happy growth!"

"Yes, some knowledge, you need to start learning now."

Hei Yang nodded and said seriously: "This can benefit you for a lifetime!"

"Wow, are parents going to teach Xiaohuo real skills?"

Xiao Huo's eyes sparkled, and his face showed anticipation: "Parents are powerful Nascent Soul Realm, there must be many who can teach Xiao Huo!"

"That's true."

Heiyang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.

"Lesson one first."

Hongli took out a big thick book and handed it to Xiaohuo: "This is our textbook."

"Wow, what kind of textbook is it, a powerful magical power?"

Xiao Huo opened the book curiously, showing a dull expression: "Ah? Is this the book? Did you take it by mistake?"

"No."

"Really do not have?"

"Really do not have!"

"Ah, um..."

Xiao Huo stroked his chin, looked at the title of the book in front of him, and fell into deep thought.

"Qiankun National Law Reference Edition Seventh Edition"

"Hey, this is a domestic law that has been amended many times and everyone brainstormed..."

Hongli stretched out her finger and said: "It is said that among the members who were mainly in charge of editing at the beginning, there were many members of the five-color family, and they also called elite representatives from all walks of life. This stuff.

Uh-huh, the five elements patriarchal law is the advanced chapter of this thing, you have read the sect law, you can learn it soon after learning this. "

"That's right, as children, that's what our parents, your grandma and grandma, taught us first.

If you want to be free, you must first learn to abide by the rules. Without rules, there is no so-called freedom. "

Hei Yang added: "It is not necessary to have great ability. It is more important to learn not to trouble others first. As long as you have a clear conscience, you can deal with it calmly at any time."

"Indeed, but of course there are special circumstances."

Hongli raised her finger and said leisurely: "For example, there are guys who deliberately provoke, there are guys who are ready to provoke, there are guys who have signs of preparing to provoke, and there are guys that you don't like.

Oh, not at all at the last point, in short, it is just a word, don't cause trouble and don't be afraid of trouble, you know what I mean? "

"Well, Xiao Huo probably understands?"

Xiaohuo was a little uncertain.

"To put it simply, respect the law and know how to use it!"

Hei Yang waved his hand, and added: "But if someone provokes you, don't save face! Just hate!"

"Your father is right. With us covering you, you can walk all over the world with reason, but you can't walk without reason."

Hongli nodded and said: "Actually, you don't need to learn all of them, because there are many complicated situations in reality, and justice is at ease.

Just like me and your dad, we haven't been able to understand many of the above reference rules until now.

But it doesn't affect us, Xiaohuo, you don't have to be too stressed.

"It's okay, it's okay, if Xiaohuo really finds it too troublesome, you can learn from us."

Hei Yang said with a grin: "If you lie at home and don't go out, you will have nothing to do.

Our family of three is happy, reading books together, lying on the roof to enjoy the view, playing cards and mahjong, board games are also great..."

"Ah, indeed, sleep, have a meal, occasionally communicate with good friends, and visit parents' house."

Hongli Heiyang rested his chin with one hand, with an intoxicated expression on his face: "That's great..."

"do not want!"

Xiao Huo showed dead fish eyes, and resolutely refused: "Little Huo, don't be a little lazy crane!"

"what?!!"

Heiyang Hongli only felt a thunderbolt behind him, and lowered his head dejectedly: "Sure enough, have we set a bad example?

Sure enough, Xiao Huo already disliked his parents and was about to abandon them.

Sure enough, did we delay Xiaohuo? We are guilty, woo woo woo..."

"But since it's Xiaohuo's decision, mom has no choice but to respect it!"

Hongli took a deep breath, and took out the illusion transforming instrument: "Mom will turn you into another race, so that you won't be a little lazy crane!"

small fire:"???"

"What mad scientist..."

Hei Yang raised his hand and slapped Hong Li's head, and couldn't help but complain, "Don't scare the child."

"Do you think I'm just bluffing!"

Hongli laughed loudly: "Tell me, Xiaohuo, what race do you like, mother will satisfy you!"

"is it possible……"

Xiaohuo said weakly: "Xiaohuo doesn't want to change..."

"Ha, impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"Uh, Mom and Dad, you should be normal."

Xiao Huo showed dead fish eyes, and said helplessly: "You know Xiao Huo didn't mean that, Xiao Huo is so kind, and when he goes out, he will definitely not cause trouble for parents or others."

"Ah, we don't worry about this. Our main concern is that you will suffer."

Hong Li waved her hand and opened the book: "It's because you are so kind, so you are easy to suffer.

Now let you know what is right and what is wrong, and how to divide the degree of right and wrong, and then when you encounter things later, just follow your heart and do it. "

"But you reminded me of this little fire."

Hongli said seriously: "Before, your dad and I subconsciously regarded you as our personality, so I thought that it would be enough to teach you to understand these laws and regulations.

But since you yearn for more, you have to raise your requirements.

You need to learn a little more before we can let you hang out with confidence. "

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo took a deep breath, her expression became resolute, she opened the book, picked up the pen, and gave her parents a confident look.

"Since that's the case, then parents just let them come here!"

"..."

Heiyang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.

"Okay! There will be no mercy in the future, let's take the move!"

.........

While Xiaohuo was working hard to overcome the "billions of knowledge that children must know before going out to play", Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji were packing their luggage and preparing to return to Wuliangjianmen.

"It's so strange. When I came back, I didn't bring anything except the storage bag, but when I left, I had to take so many things."

Hong Butian looked at the mountain of packages in front of him, and a black line was drawn across his head: "Parents, they are a little too concerned..."

"Prepare a few more storage bags."

Zhao Zhuji, who was also packing the package, responded casually. Looking at the luggage piled up in front of her, she couldn't help muttering, "It's just that I didn't expect that I would be a part of it?"

"of course……"

Hong Butian muttered: "Now in their eyes, you are their future daughter-in-law, okay, you are even closer than my own son."

"Well, what..."

Zhao Zhuji blushed slightly, bowed her head and said in a low voice, "I'm not necessarily with you yet, it's just a temporary relationship now, and I can kick you at any time..."

"Ah yes yes yes."

Hong Butian nodded and said: "Very good, pursue it boldly, you can't hang yourself on a tree."

"Hey, what's your attitude!"

Zhao Zhuji gritted her teeth and said, "And your speech, don't you already have another tree?"

"I didn't say that."

"That's it!"

Zhao Zhuji took a deep breath and shouted: "Dad! Mom! Look at your son, he..."

"Shh!"

Hong Butian covered Zhao Zhuji's mouth in horror, and couldn't help saying: "Shut up, people will die!"

"Um..."

Zhao Zhuji stared wide-eyed, struggling to move Hong Butian's hands away, and looked at Hong Butian in shock.

"What do you want to do to me, you don't want to live!?"

"Hey, I really don't want to live if I let you shout out!"

Hong Butian couldn't help complaining: "My aunt, let's talk it out if we have something to say, don't call your parents every now and then, that's what Xiaoyang Xiaoli and the others will do..."

"and……"

Hong Butian said quietly: "You said just now that you might not be their daughter-in-law, so now you just call them parents, right?"

"Hmph, take care of me."

Zhao Zhuji snorted softly, lowered her head and continued to tidy up: "That..."

"what?"

A question mark appeared on Hong Butian's head: "What's wrong?"

"After returning to the sect, remember to practice hard..."

Zhao Zhuji lowered her head and muttered: "Remember to work hard, be down-to-earth, and keep your feet on the ground.

Don't be too ambitious, pretend to understand when you don't understand, be vague..."

"I mean..."

Zhao Zhuji whispered: "If you don't understand anything, you can ask me more, and I will guide you..."

"Ha, no need for this."

Hong Butian proudly shook the communication spirit stone in his hand: "I have Xiaoyang's communication number and Xiaoli's communication number, two high-level teachers, they are invincible hahahaha!
Hey, what is your expression?Oh, oh, don't worry, I will definitely ask you about it when the time comes, don't you be so happy! "

Zhao Zhuji: "..."

"Don't disturb the newlyweds!"

"Hey, I'm their beloved elder brother, the kind who secretly followed and protected me when I was young, okay?"

"That doesn't sound like a nice guy."

"Why is he not a good person, damn it!"

"I don't care, anyway, you come to ask me first, I won't ask others again!"

"Okay, okay, no one begs others to ask themselves, it's really..."

"You still talk back! Are you really stupid or fake!"

"You are stupid, I am smart!"

"..."

"..."

Outside the house, in the middle and late June, cicadas are already singing, making people drowsy.

(End of this chapter)