So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 354 Probability is really the most scolding knowledge...

"Ah~~~Life is really full of ups and downs!"

Hongli collapsed to the side with a face full of lovelessness, her eyes lacking any brilliance, like a salted fish that has lost her dream.

"Back to this small body again, Hongli is weak, and the black sun is soaring..."

"Black Sun!"

Hong Li said softly: "You can satisfy me with one thing, okay? My buddy has never begged you very much in this life, I just ask you to become..."

"Shut up and don't even think about it."

Heiyang flicked Hongli and let his brain collapse, he snorted softly and said: "You don't have enough things to beg me, you haven't begged me much, who are you lying to here?"

"Tch, anyway, you've promised so many times, it's nothing if you promise one more time."

Hong Li curled her lips, clenched her fist angrily, and secretly made up her mind: "Wait, Hei Yang, sooner or later, I will finally realize my ideal!"

"Don't tarnish the word ideal..."

Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head, and couldn't help complaining: "When will you secretly lift your head while you are asleep, and see what weird things are inside."

"Hey, what kind of death threat is this, a murder announcement?!"

Hongli yelled: "Don't make it as simple as opening a drawer and opening a door!"

"Okay, okay, don't just lie there."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and pointed to the last box.

"Hurry up, hurry up, do whatever you need to do after driving, it's a bit slippery!"

"Okay, okay, since you knelt down and begged me."

Hong Li sighed, pressed her hand on the box, and turned it casually: "Then I will help you out of mercy."

"Who knelt down and begged you."

"Of course it's you..."

"Huh? Where?"

"In the fantasy in my mind, you are kneeling down and crying, begging Lord Hongli for forgiveness."

"Ok?"

Heiyang said speechlessly: "Is there any mistake? You obviously did it first. Why should I ask for your forgiveness? Is this reasonable?"

"Nonsense, if it's reasonable, would I still just fantasize in my head?"

Hong Li hehe said: "I've already kicked my nose and face and cried and made noise to meet you."

"makes sense."

Heiyang nodded thoughtfully, watching Hongli unscrew the box, revealing a golden light.

Item: Smart Music Box
Quality: golden

Effect: A total of 350 pieces of music were recorded, each of which was strictly reviewed and selected by at least one hundred music masters of different races. Works that can be recorded in the Smart Music Box are regarded as the highest honor for musicians in the heavens .

With the blessing of smart music, it can nourish the soul in an all-round way.

What it does: Reminds you of the feeling you felt when you hit the beat for the first time.

"Wow, buddy seems to have suddenly released something amazing, the highest honor for musicians, which means that most of them are great songs?"

Hongli chuckled: "Suddenly I feel more elegant."

"Ah yes yes yes..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, opened the music box curiously, and chose to switch to a song at random.

"How about listening to the music of great musicians."

"Well……"

Hongli nodded, and kept quiet with Heiyang, listening to the slow and melodious music from the music box, their eyes lit up.

"It really sounds good..."

Hongli whispered: "Sure enough, no matter what world or race, music is a bridge for spiritual communication."

"You said yes?"

Heiyang also said in a low voice: "What if some races have different organ principles for hearing sounds from ours, such as different vibration frequencies, but they produce the same sound experience.

At this time, you can't just rely on one song to satisfy all races. "

"But being selected by so many masters proves its applicability for communication."

Hongli gave Heiyang a white look, approached the music box curiously, and found that this thing also had an operating screen secretly built into it.

"Let's see what instrument this piece is... um, is it sung directly?"

"what?"

Heiyang tilted his head, curiously said: "But there are no lyrics."

"Well, the race of the singer, cricket."

"It's okay, I said why it sounds so familiar, but the language is not understandable..."

Hei Yang spread his hands and complained, "I don't know how to speak other people's voice, and I don't even know when I'm being scolded."

"Haha, indeed, let me see, um..."

A question mark floated on Hong Li's head: "Huh? Isn't there more than 300 million songs?

There are only about 70 songs that can be selected. Have you bought a fake? "

"We didn't pay our daughter-in-law."

Hei Yang reminded: "It doesn't count as buying a fake product, does it?"

"Gifts can't be intentionally disgusting, right? Besides, most of the gifts are sold in a bundle with a bundled price. Oh, I found it..."

Hongli was taken aback suddenly, and clicked somewhere: "Let me take a look, here it says, filter the music according to the delivery location..."

[In order to ensure the health and safety of listeners, as well as a good user experience, and truly enjoy the charm of music, we have adopted a strict screening system for factors such as different races, different cultures, and different world views. 】

[Screening and exclusion: The organs of ordinary users of the third type of human race cannot receive music of the corresponding range.

Music that is too jerky for users to understand.

The main theme is violent and chaotic music with the ability to confuse the mind.

Mixed information knowledge will bring the music of destruction to the local world.

Music not available for transmission on local media.

Some unusually hired niche music.

Some……】

"Wow, so many restrictions."

Hongli sighed: "If I were a song, I would definitely be banned."

"May be able to touch my soul, it sounds like a good song to me."

Heiyang happily said: "For example, Hongli, Xiaozhong, um, no, exclusive songs!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa"

Hongli howled twice, showing a funny face.

"When you sleep, howl in your ear, to see if you can still say such beautiful words."

"If you can't sleep, you always have to sleep something..."

"Ah!"

Hong Li snorted softly, too lazy to talk to Hei Yang.

"In this way, the gift box will be finished and you can do other things."

"Uh, for example?"

"Ten t."

"???"

"Just kidding, just kidding."

Hongli waved her hand with a sneer: "You don't take it seriously, do you?"

"You are outrageous."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Sooner or later, you will play with fire and set yourself on fire, let me tell you."

"That's something Hongli in the future needs to worry about. As for now..."

Hong Li stretched her waist, jumped off the ground and stepped on her shoes, walked slowly to the study room and came out again, took out a comic book and spread it out in front of Hei Yang, put her hands on her hips, and hummed: "You promised me before, let's read it together before." Last book, we want to read another one.

You said that you are going to get married, you need time to prepare, and then it will be postponed until after the marriage, is it okay now? "

"There's nothing wrong with that..."

Heiyang stretched his waist, turned to Hongli who opened his arms, smiled lightly, and hugged her into his arms: "From the first page?"

"Otherwise, of course from the first page."

Hong Li obviously had previewed it, and said while turning the first page: "From the introduction, we can know that this comic tells the story of a little boy who keeps killing people around him and framing others to get rid of his crimes."

Indeed, Hei Yang nodded, and agreed: "And when you blame yourself, you won't expose yourself, and even use other people's hands to blame yourself. The real method is so clever that it makes people frightened!"

"That's right, that's what the basic information I read seems to say, wait..."

Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang, her eyes widened: "How do you know?"

"Ha, I'm ashamed to say..."

Heiyang smiled shyly and patted his head: "I happen to have seen one or two..."

"Wow, you man, you..."

Hongli pointed upwards at Heiyang, pointed for a long time and poked the tip of his nose: "Then you should be a real gentleman who reads the book without talking. I don't allow spoilers when I read it, otherwise I will hit you."

"A true gentleman who reads books but does not speak..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and snorted softly: "I still need this to prove myself?
There is one thing to say, the real gentleman is the one who sits still and stays calm. "

"You're messed up, I can feel it."

"Ha, is that so?"

Hei Yang's expression froze, and he smiled indifferently again: "Occasionally, I will miss."

"Haha, I really believed in your evil."

Hongli moved her body slightly, but was dragged back by Heiyang, so she rolled her eyes and sighed: "Okay, okay, whatever you want, you don't allow spoilers when I'm reading, agree Oh, what a gentleman."

"Actually, I haven't seen much."

Hei Yang told the truth: "I have heard a little bit, I only know a little bit of it, in layman's terms, I am a cloud reader.

After all, we didn't have much time at the time, and many of them couldn't find the time to watch it, so I had to take a look at it, which is a pity. "

"That's good, now you don't have to worry about running out of time."

Hong Li giggled: "Okay, okay, don't talk, the story begins, let me tell you that the characters on it are pretty cute."

"I'm cute?"

"No no no."

"Perfunctory."

"Ah yes yes yes."

"Why don't you go into a comic book and die."

"That's all right."

Heiyang chuckled and didn't beep more.

At the beginning of the story, the main character, named Zhang San, is a high school student. He was nicknamed an outlaw lunatic. He is proficient in various methods of getting rid of crimes. He often helps death row criminals escape legal sanctions. It is so terrifying!
"The protagonist of the villain."

Hongli said leisurely: "What to do if you teach bad children, hehe."

"Almost got it."

On this day, Zhang San received a contact from an offline person, who was preparing to carry out a murder case in the city's playground on the weekend, and asked Zhang San to be his accomplice when the time came.

The other party’s offer was very high, and Zhang San had no reason to refuse. He went to the scene in advance to check out the site, and made various plans and preparations. It is true that his professionalism has been brought to the extreme.

But he didn't expect that when he stepped on the spot, he would encounter a group of big fish. It turned out that his colleagues were trading.

Secretly switching the phone to recording mode, Zhang San was going to record their conversation, and then use the recording to blackmail them.

At that time, I said, oops, you don’t want this recording to be known by the uncles of the Metropolitan Police Department, so what should you do now that you know?
Well, the plan works!
"Good guy, this is not money extortion!"

Hongli turned pale with shock: "What a despicable protagonist, a real villain!"

"Hey, don't think about it, this is a man, and those who traded are also men."

"Aren't there any beauties in their organization? Just send someone out to sacrifice, and when the time comes, you'll die with a thunderbolt on your body!"

"Ha, you're a criminal."

"That is, we have rich experience!"

"However, what if the plot of this comic is more ups and downs?"

Hongli guessed solemnly: "For example, Zhang San's target is these big men!"

"Uh, you crawl, what are you thinking about?"

"No, I have to secretly flip back and verify my guess."

"Stop it, why do you enjoy reading books like this!"

"Oh, I don't peek at the plot, I just check to see if there are any pictures of you and me in the back!"

Hongli turned around in a "swish" manner, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "Sure enough! Sure enough! Damn Zhang San, he really played the big ticket!"

"how?"

Heiyang said quietly: "You know again? What did you see?"

"Ha, look, look, is there a little boy here?"

"Ah, yes, yes, there is a little boy, and then, what can it explain?"

"It looks like Zhang San's child. Haven't you seen that they look so alike?"

Hongli said confidently: "Sure enough, Zhang San didn't hold back, and if he was not careful, he would like to be a father... Oops!"

"Not many beeps!"

Hei Yang said viciously: "If you talk nonsense again, your head will be smashed, watch carefully!"

"Oh……"

Heiyang Hongli was still in the mood to tease each other a few words at first.

But watching the development of the plot became more and more fascinating, and the two became more and more fascinated by watching, and gradually lost their voices and quieted down.

Time passed without knowing it, and it was noon.

"Hongli, your communication spirit stone is shining..."

"Leave it alone, let's move on."

"Hey, it's too rude not to answer people's communications, I condemn you."

"Okay, okay, wrong, wrong, I'll pick it up, alas."

Hongli sighed: "It's really annoying, reading a book doesn't make people read it well."

"I've been watching it for a long time, and it doesn't take much time to answer the phone. Let's continue watching later. Speaking of the current time..."

Hei Yang paused, turned his head to look at the bright sun outside the window, and roared: "It's noon, and it's time to have lunch again. It's obviously not long after breakfast."

"Ugh……"

Hei Yang shook his head, as if he was going to buy lunch again, human beings are really troublesome creatures, three meals a day will take up most of the time in life.

But thinking of the previous world, Hei Yang suddenly felt relieved, at least the food in the roaming world was very cheap.

Because of the high yield of grain here, this is the lingering shadow left by the old predecessors to their descendants, praise the old predecessors.

"Hey, who is who!"

Hongli connected to Lingshi impatiently, and said angrily: "I know how to communicate every day, you think you are the elder Huole!"

(Huo Le: ???)
"It's me, Jinxiu."

Jin Xiu's voice came out calmly: "Although I don't know where I messed with you again?

But thinking about your girl's character, there is a high probability that you didn't lose your temper with me, so I forgive you this time. "

"Ah, Jin Xiu..."

Hongli froze for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and quickly said: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I almost forgot, oops, oops, I'm so sorry, my fault, I'm a silly dog!"

"Okay, okay, I've done it for you."

Jin Xiu waved his hand: "Try it yourself, I'll hang up first."

"Oh, thank you, Miss Xiuxiu!"

Hong Li hung up the communication with a smile on her face.

"Phew, I'm startled..."

(End of this chapter)