So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 335 It's hard to imagine what kind of mental state I was in when I wrote the chapter title

"Look, look, this is the benefit of having your own home."

In the yard of Yangli's house, while holding Heiyang, Hongli showed off to the Great Elder who was floating beside him: "Look at Brother Butian and their guilty conscience, and then look at us."

"One thing to say, indeed!"

Hei Yang nodded and said: "We are not guilty of being thieves!"

"Hey, that's not what you said, okay, you make people think that we are just thick-skinned."

Hongli patted Heiyang speechlessly, and corrected: "We have our own independent private space, no matter what we do, we don't have to be afraid of our parents breaking in suddenly!"

"really."

Hei Yang stretched out his thumb, and said seriously: "That means no matter how lazy you are, you won't be scolded, and no matter how much you play, you'll be fine!"

"Uh, something will happen, right?"

Hongli's eyes dimmed, she tiptoed up to Heiyang's ear.

"I think that some people who play too much will end up with problems, so we still need to know how to be safe.

Of course, we are practitioners, so our moral bottom line can be further lowered! "

"If the vast number of practitioners in the world hear you say this, their blood pressure will soar."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, slapped Hongli back to the original altitude, and looked at her with contempt.

"Besides, why are you thinking about strange things all day long?"

Heiyang narrowed his eyes and said seriously: "Also, did I tell you not to peek at those things again!"

"Ha, let me see what's wrong!"

Hongli snorted softly, patted her chest, not ashamed, but proud.

"Young people are full of energy and should be proud, so why be embarrassed!
Of course, we are immortal cultivators, so it is normal for us to be so young for so many billions! "

"Is the word cultivating immortals misunderstood in this way..."

Heiyang showed half-moon eyes: "Hongli, you have committed a heinous crime!"

"Huh? I'm guilty? I misinterpret?"

Hong Li said with a face full of dissatisfaction: "I'm trying to find the original meaning for it, you need to know that the instinct of living things is to survive and reproduce.

Cultivating immortals is for better survival and avoiding death. They are all vibrant words, so what's the twist? "

"On the contrary, those who forcibly add various definitions to it, I think it is inexplicable."

Hongli said disdainfully: "That's right, I just like low-level tastes, a waste that deviates from noble sentiments!"

"Tsk tsk, what you said is a little bit fallacious."

Heiyang rubbed Hongli's head, and said with a smile: "But in my eyes, you are cute."

"Hey hey hey..."

Hongli grinned.

"..."

While following the Great Elder with a black thread on his head, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not connected, and I just think they are indecent.

In broad daylight, between the universe and the universe, they actually did something like this...

What, this is their home? !

What, I'm not even a human now? !
What, I still need someone? !
That's fine!

The Great Elder immediately withdrew his idea of ​​scolding them, and continued to choose to be deaf, blind, and dumb.

Still the same sentence, the Great Elder only knew that Hong Butian was good when he saw these two.

Alas, alas, alas!
"Hey, float, senior, over there."

Heiyang pointed to a certain direction of the courtyard and explained: "Did you see it? It's just ahead.

That's where I'm going to pinch your face, no, I mean the place where I'm going to reshape your body! "

"uh-huh."

Hongli nodded, and said quietly: "And elder, you have a sick friend there too, um, to be precise, it's a sick friend."

"Ah, this old man has heard about it."

The Great Elder Piao Ah Piao said that he had done his homework in advance, and knew that the horse that was being reshaped there was a big horse with a good relationship with the two, and the Great Elder had heard its sad story.

Although the Great Elder's entire physical body was gone, he personally still felt that he was much luckier than that child.

For some things, there is still a difference between not being together and not being partly!

For example, if three or four cards are dropped from a pile of cards, the whole soul of poker is not perfect!

"It's just that I don't know how he is doing now?"

The Great Elder asked curiously: "Where has the reshaping of the physical body gone?

Having said that, his partial remodeling should be simpler than the old one's entire renewal, right? "

"Who knows."

Hongli spread her hands, and said lazily, "No matter which one was easy and which was difficult before, after my family Heiyang's operation, the difficulty is almost the same now."

"???"

A row of question marks appeared on the head of the Great Elder: "How do you say this?"

"Hei Yang didn't pay attention, he didn't reshape his body for others, instead his whole body fell apart."

Hongli rolled her eyes, showing a terrifying expression, and said quietly: "At that time, the scene was extremely bloody and miserable. Heiyang dug out bones from piles of rotten meat, and then... ah!"

Hong Li covered her head, snorted softly, shut up obediently, and looked at the Great Elder.

got it?
I can only say that I understand everything, and if I continue to talk about it, I will be lost. The information at that time has almost been deleted, and only I, Hongli, know.

However, interests are related, shut up and shut up.

"Uh, Piao Piao senior, don't listen to Hongli's nonsense, falsification of facts, artistic processing and full of lies!"

Hei Yang stretched out two hands from behind Hongli and grabbed both sides of Hongli's face, kept pulling and pulling, gnashing his teeth and said: "She is a person, you have to listen to what she says dialectically, or she will lead you into the ditch sooner or later."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Hongli slurred her passionate lines of rebellion: "I, Hongli, won't uuuuuh, yield, yield, and I won't yield!"

"Hooah!"

Hong Li suddenly shrank her head, got out from under the claws of the black sun, and laughed loudly: "I still have to use my strong will to reveal... ah!"

"boom!"

"All right."

Heiyang hugged the unconscious Hong Li who was lying on the ground with a big bag of smoke and swollen head and fixed it in his arms, turned to look at the elder, and said quietly: "Now our biggest trouble has been solved. , Let's start the operation!"

"Ah, wait, wait..."

The great elder's soul trembled for a while, and a panic expression appeared on his face: "I think I still have to make more mental preparations. Is it a bit rash to go directly..."

"what?"

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "What's so careless about this, there are successful examples right in front of you.

If I succeed the first time, I will naturally succeed the second time!
And practice makes perfect, the second experience must be more reliable than the first time! "

"Uh, it seems to be true..."

The Great Elder was stunned for a moment, and looked at the gray fog that was getting closer, feeling panicked.

"Speaking of which, can I meet with my fellow patients first, share my experience of illness, comfort and encourage each other, and strengthen my confidence in recovery and discharge?"

"Makes sense!"

Hei Yang nodded, and said with deep conviction: "Patient's emotion is also an item that needs special attention during treatment."

"Since you have said so, if you are so enthusiastic, if I don't let Da Ma come and chat with you, it will appear that I am not human."

Hei Yang waved his hand at the gray mist, and shouted: "Hey, Da Ma, I brought another patient of your body remodeling, come out and meet and get acquainted with the two of you."

"Squeaky..."

There was a sound of movement that made the elder's teeth ache, and he had a vague premonition in his heart.

The Great Elder turned his head to look, and immediately froze in place.

He saw it, what a big pile of horses... Sike!
"what is that?"

The great elder swallowed his saliva with difficulty, and looked at the horse-shaped ancient god in front of him, whose skin, flesh and tendons were intertwined and loosely hanging on his body, with bloody internal organs and bones exposed.

He couldn't help stammering: "Don't tell me, this is the patient!"

"Hahahaha, impossible, impossible, what am I thinking!"

The Great Elder laughed out loud, he knew what his patient looked like, it was just an ordinary tall horse.

"I see, it must be because the foreign demon invaded your yard, this is the foreign demon, right!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Malaysia: "..."

"To tell you the truth, I didn't even know for a while that you were in the black horse or the demon outside the black home."

Hei Yang sighed, walked over to comfort Da Ma: "Brother Ma, don't mind, he will be fine soon, this is how he is recovering."

"Crackling."

Da Ma turned his head to look at Hei Yang, his eyeballs spun 360 degrees, and finally closed his eyelids peacefully.

Anyway, it doesn't matter to him, let's open it up, if Heiyang feels that this kind of self will not embarrass him, then he will marry Heiyang with this appearance.

"Ahem, this is not fun!"

Heiyang laughed a few times, holding Hongli in one hand, and with the other hand, he applied layers of gray mist to Da Ma's body.

"Don't think about it, we will surprise everyone by then!
Brother Ma, buddy, in this lifetime, no, in two lifetimes, no, there will only be this one wedding forever, this must not be a mess!

Ah, don't worry, I will definitely give you a whole life! "

Malaysia did not speak, and began to hang up and recover blood.

"Ahem, good job!"

Hei Yang gave Da Ma a compliment, turned his head to look at the elder who wanted to run away quietly, and showed dead fish eyes: "Hey! Where did you escape?!"

"!!!"

The Great Elder's soul trembled, and he felt that the black sun appeared in front of him in a blink of an eye.

"That, that..."

The Great Elder still wanted to struggle.

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense, today you have to agree if you promise, and you have to promise if you don't."

Hei Yang sneered: "If you just walk out of this yard like this, I will never end with you!"

"It shouldn't be..."

The great elder said weakly.

"Ha, you think I'd like to hold my wife instead of running into the house, but chat with you here!"

Heiyang rolled his eyes angrily.

"Come on, don't talk about what you have and what you don't have. Don't worry, there will be no problems. Malaysia is still recovering."

"I'll tell you the truth."

Heiyang snorted softly: "You have to become like Malaysia in a few days, this is the only way to go,
But don't worry, after a few days, the flesh will be firm, the internal organs will return to their place, and the blood will circulate. It is just like the new factory, and there is no sign of refurbishment at all! "

"Why do I sound like a second-hand..."

The great elder complained silently, raised his arm, pointed to his face, and said quietly: "Then don't ask for a 100% restoration of my original appearance, at least for me to look like a human being, isn't that too much to ask for?"

"It's not too much at all, the original is not enough!"

Hei Yang waved his hand, and said proudly: "This will be your true nature at that time, the art of transformation cannot change the essence, so I must give you a good-looking whole, and you can't live together for a long time!"

"Uh……"

The Great Elder was stunned for a moment, and said weakly: "Then make me look like I was when I was young, okay?"

"no problem!"

Heiyang nodded and stretched out his hand.

"Tell me what you looked like when you were young. Let me take a look at the photo."

"Uh, I didn't have anything like a photo stone back then..."

The Great Elder explained: "But I can roughly describe it."

"Uh……"

Hei Yang frowned: "Describe..."

"I me me!"

Hongli in Heiyang's arms finally couldn't help making a sound, she looked up at Heiyang, and said expectantly: "Let him describe, I will draw his portrait, Heiyang, you can do it like that!"

"what!"

The Great Elder's eyes lit up: "Good idea!"

"That's a good idea. Do you think that every lady in the family is proficient in everything?"

Heiyang replied to the Great Elder, and closed her eyes again under Hongli's struggle, and said softly.

"Little Li, let's stop making trouble, we will go back to the house after sleeping in Dad's arms."

"Wow! Who do you look down on!"

Hongli jumped out of Heiyang's arms in a flash, and pointed at herself.

"I, Hong Li, there is nothing I can't do, is there anything more difficult than cooking?

I've overcome cooking, so am I afraid of anything else?Just let the horse come! "

Hei Yang: "..."

Great Elder: "..."

"walk slowly."

Heiyang took out the paper and pen and handed it to Hongli: "You can do it."

"what!"

Hongli smiled triumphantly: "Let's go!"

.........

"Uh……"

The great elder looked at Hongli's painting, then at Heiyang, then at Huiwu, and then at Hongli's painting, opened his mouth to speak but stopped.

"How about it?"

Hongli said triumphantly, "Isn't it very similar?"

"Puff haha, cough cough, that I mean..."

Hei Yang suppressed the urge to laugh, and said seriously: "Aside from the fact that it doesn't look like this, it still looks alike!"

Hongli: "???"

"Cough, that..."

The Great Elder closed his eyes and rushed directly into the gray mist: "I'm ready! Just come here!"

He glanced at the painting just now, and immediately felt that Da Ma looked so beautiful just now, if he continued to look at it, the consequences would be disastrous!
"Okay, here we come!"

Hei Yang followed closely behind: "Look at my skills!"

"Ah, doesn't it look like it?"

Hongli tilted her head, looked at what she drew with a puzzled face, blinked, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

"It seems that there is such a slight difference, ha, ha ha ha..."

Item: Uncanny Glass Canvas Totem Texture

Quality: blue
Function: pollute the spirit, tamper with aesthetics, and distort the soul.

(It is extremely possible to comprehend unknown and dangerous drawing skills through this item!)
Introduction: Carefully drawn by the great practitioner [Delete], it contains [Delete]'s unique understanding of painting!
A painter's work is always promoted after his death!
The works of [Deleted] are the opposite, the painter will not die, and what [Deleted] wants is the life of the viewer!
Huh, a gust of wind blows, blowing Hongli's work into the sky.

"what……"

Hong Li looked up at the sky, smiled and sighed: "Sure enough, ordinary people don't know how to appreciate it, but the wind knows what height it should be at."

"Boom!"

On a sunny day, a thunderbolt hit the drawing paper, turning it into ashes.

Hongli: "???"

Traveling to the world, peace and tranquility have been restored once again!
"Hey, what do you mean, what do you mean..."

(End of this chapter)