So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 330 What kind of title do I have to think of to lure readers over?

"Hey, that's right, just stop to the side!
That's right, when the time comes, go directly to the city.

Well, okay, okay, Heiyang and I will be there right away! "

Holding the communication spirit stone, Hongli kept answering Yao Qingkong's question, thinking about it from time to time before making an affirmative answer.

"Xiao Li looks very motivated."

On the sofa beside him, Heiyang leaned halfway, drinking juice while looking at Hongli, couldn't help sighing in a low voice: "There is such a sense of sight as a good wife, a loving mother, a gentle and sweet wife.

Hmm, although it might just be a momentary illusion... Not sure, I'll take a look. "

The sound of laughing and playing came from the yard, Xiaohuo, Aunt Hongling, Xingyun and Quack.

The four can add up to make a mahjong table, and they don't know what they are doing.

It is spring, the branches and leaves of the trees in the courtyard are already lush, and the grass and flowers are dotted with the home.

Heiyang took a sip of the juice, feeling the sweetness in his mouth, and couldn't help squinting his eyes comfortably.

Wife, children, relatives and friends, love, family and friendship.

Harmony, peace and harmony, safety, security and well-being.

Be grateful, be grateful, cherish, cherish, cherish.

Cozy and leisurely, happy and happy.

This is his dream life!
Heiyang sighed softly in his heart, thankful and cherishing everything he has now.

Think about when you first came to this world, panic, rejection, and conscious life was hopeless.

At that time, he must have never imagined that this was not the continuation of suffering, but the beginning of happiness!
Taking another sip of the juice, Hei Yang showed a smile, the juice was so sweet to his heart.

"Oh, excitement is bound to be excitement, nervousness is inevitable!"

Hongli twirled her fingers around her hair, and looked at Yao Qingkong with a smile: "Actually, you haven't experienced this kind of experience, after all, you even got married in secret back then."

"Wow, which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted!"

Yao Qingkong showed a helpless smile, and then said a little dissatisfied: "We will make up another one later, what a big deal!"

"Hey, it's different, it's different!"

Hongli waved her hand triumphantly: "After all, you're an old couple, and you won't have the nervousness we young people feel when you get married.
Even if the person has not changed and loves a lot, the mentality will still change a little bit!
Well, but it doesn't have to be the same, I think everyone will feel differently at this time! "

"this might be?"

Yao Qingkong guessed curiously, just like what Hongli said, she had never experienced it, and she didn't know much about it.

"However, although you don't have much more experience in weddings than me, you still have more experience."

Hong Li changed the subject and said in a low voice, "Do you have any guidance experience?"

"what?"

Yao Qingkong thought for a while, then snapped her fingers and said, "Relax your mind, be polite and respect your elders..."

"No, it's not this one!"

Hong Li waved her hand, and moved closer: "It's night, at night, is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

"Ah? This!"

Yao Qingkong rolled her eyes, and couldn't help complaining: "What are you thinking, do you still need people to teach this kind of thing?

Just follow your feelings and you're done. Do you still want me to give you an instruction manual? "

"Ahahaha, that would be too much trouble for you."

Hongli smiled embarrassedly, put the communication spirit stone on the table, and put her palms together with a sincere expression on her face.

"Please be sure to send me the instruction manual, I really need it thank you!"

"Climb, climb, there are no doors, don't even think about it, it's impossible."

Yao Qingkong ruthlessly refused, glanced at Hongli, and snorted softly: "Impossible, it's impossible to say impossible!"

"Wow, don't be so heartless!"

Hong Li showed a bit of grief and indignation, pointed at herself, and said pitifully: "A pure girl, how much courage should I muster to ask you these things on my own initiative!

But even so, are you unwilling to extend a helping hand and give me even a little help?woo woo woo..."

"Oh, don't come here."

Yao Qingkong didn't even bother to complain about the flaws in Hongli's words, so she refused directly.

"No, if you say no, you don't want it. Don't think about it. There's no chance. I'll ask you to ask someone else."

"Eh?!"

Hongli stared blankly, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and cried, "Don't worry, we can share our experience, for example, I can share my parenting experience with you!

You see, after your child is born, you definitely don't know how to take care of it, but I know, I raised Xiao Huo so clean! "

"Please let go of my unborn baby."

Yao Qingkong begged for mercy: "The survival ability of human cubs is much lower than that of Xiaoli flamingo cubs!"

Hongli: "???"

"No, what do you mean!"

"Ha, you know exactly what I mean."

Yao Qingkong rolled her eyes: "I know you are in a hurry, but don't worry, what I said is the truth."

"Ahhhh!"

Hongli tugged at her hair with both hands, and said frantically, "I'm in a hurry, I'm really in a hurry!

My hands are shaking and sweating, my heart is twitching and my tongue is biting my tongue, I have broken my defense! "

Yao Qingkong: "..."

"Little Li?"

Heiyang poked his head out and asked concerned: "What's wrong? How did you break the defense?"

"what!"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then turned her head and waved at Heiyang and smiled: "Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, Heiyang, don't worry, I'm just kidding!"

"Well, all right."

"Hey, mua(ω)."

Hongli blew a kiss back to Heiyang, turned her head with a smile on her face, saw Yao Qingkong looking at her with a funny face, her face froze.

"Ahem, what's the matter!"

Hongli looked at the snickering Yao Qingkong with a displeased face: "I've never seen a loving couple!"

"Haha, no more."

Yao Qingkong smiled and said: "I just didn't expect Hongli to speak in such a soft tone, you're so cute!

Um, by the way, when you talk to me, you're usually sick and out of energy, or you're startled and yelling...

You can also learn how to talk to me just now! "

"Tch, are you Heiyang?"

Hongli gave Yao Qingkong a disdainful look, rolled her eyes and said, "You're not Heiyang, why should I be gentle with you?"

"Ha ha."

Yao Qingkong didn't say much.

"Okay, okay, if you don't give it, you won't give it. What's so good, really, it seems like someone is so rare."

Hong Li curled her lips, and muttered in a low voice: "The first time is raw, the second time is cooked, at worst, try a few more times, it should be the same as learning to cook..."

"Hahaha, you are so cute."

"What does my cuteness have to do with you!"

Hongli became angry from embarrassment: "Don't call me cute, only Heiyang can say that!"

"Ah good good."

Yao Qingkong waved his hands helplessly, and chose to leave the topic behind: "Well, as you said before, how did you help Wandering Soul recover its body?"

"Ha, it's still useless, as long as you have hands!"

Hongli waved her hand indifferently.

"Let me tell you, Heiyang is an expert in this field. He helped...helped...huh?"

"Eh?"

Yao Qingkong was stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Ah! I remembered something, wait for me."

Hongli turned her head and beckoned: "Heiyang, help me get a drink, thank you!"

"Take it."

A bottle of drink was thrown over and hit Hong Li's arms.

"Hey, thank you so much!"

Hongli smiled.

"Can we both be polite?"

Heiyang rolled his eyes and took another sip of his drink: "Ah, is there anything else?"

"That, that's it."

Hongli stretched out a finger and tentatively said: "Have you helped Da Ma recover?
Ah, that, I have no other meaning, I didn’t say I thought you forgot, I just wanted to ask out of curiosity..."

"puff!!!"

Heiyang spurted out a mouthful of juice, put on his shoes and ran outside.

"Oh hoo, it's over, it's over, it's over...

Thank you, Xiaoli, for reminding me, I'll go see if I can save it!Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! "

Hongli: "..."

Yao Qingkong: "..."

"Well, that's what you said..."

The corners of Yao Qingkong's mouth twitched a bit, and she said with a complex expression, "Experienced?"

"Ahem, this is just an accident, Heiyang will take care of it!"

Hongli coughed twice and gave a thumbs up.

"As the old saying goes, you can always trust Hei Yang! The first time you are born, the second time you are familiar!"

"Cough...that..."

Yao Qingkong wiped the cold sweat off his head, and said with a smile: "Why don't you write an instruction manual for the specific process and let me study it?"

"If you don't give it, you won't give it!"

Hongli snorted softly, turned her head away: "Who told you to reject me just now, now you don't even want to get my help."

"Don't make trouble with Xiaoli!"

Yao Qingkong said helplessly: "This is a matter involving human life!"

"Ha, it seems that my business doesn't involve human life."

Hongli shook her head: "If you don't give it or give it, you just don't give it. This is the secret of cultivation!"

"..."

Yao Qingkong: "I am speechless and unable to refute."

"Heh, that's right if you can't refute it!"

Hongli waved her hand: "Exactly...Huh?"

Hongli was stunned when she saw bright spots flashing in the upper right corner of the screen.

"Wait, there is another newsletter, um, this sign means that Elder Huo Le is here."

"Eh?"

Yao Qingkong was stunned for a moment: "Huole? What does he want from you? Didn't we just set off?"

"Then how do I know?"

Hongli spread her hands and connected to the communication: "Maybe it's because you forgot something, call the communication to remind."

"Then it's okay for him to call us?"

Yao Qingkong showed half-moon eyes.

"And I remember Zisheng and I brought him down together. Before we left, he was still lying on the hospital bed in the hospital!"

"Ah this!"

Hongli was startled: "Could it be that the spirit stone is used to revive the soul? Ghosts come to communicate!"

"What are you talking about, little girl?"

Huo Le appeared on the screen with a dark face: "What kind of reincarnation, what ghost is calling! The little girl is so superstitious at such a young age?!"

Hongli: "???"

"Ah, please take a look at the model of our world, and then speak again?"

Hongli rolled her eyes, and couldn't help complaining: "In the world of cultivating immortals, elder, do you want to rebel by saying such words!"

"in addition……"

Hong Li pointed at Elder Huo Le's darkened face, and couldn't help but said: "Elder Huo Le, you look really scary like this.

It's obviously the Nascent Soul stage, but it gives me a feeling that I'm going to die soon, why don't we go back and rest? "

"That's not important!"

Elder Huo Le thumped the table in his room and shouted loudly: "Little Xiuxian Daoer, it's just to have more energy to walk the real road!"

"Oh roar?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Explain in detail."

"Personal practice, what is strong is only one's own body, and what is strong is only one's own strength!"

Huo Le said with a righteous face: "And as an authentic elder of Xianmen, how can I be so narrow-minded, just relying on the so-called high realm?
Accept the compliments of mortals with peace of mind and then give them protection like charity? "

"No! Xianmen Authentic Zong does not only do this kind of thing!"

Huo Le said seriously: "Instead of simply helping them, when no one will help them, it will make them less able to face difficulties, which is harming them!

do it!They should be taught how to be self-reliant and live a better life!

Cultivation is a path, but the threshold is too high. The research I am doing now is also a path, but the threshold is even higher!
However, just like the communication spirit stone I researched, the inventions made can make life easier, as long as the cost is reduced..."

After a pause, Elder Huo Le said again: "Of course, the weapon that really protects yourself and your surrounding partners is not the weapon that hurts others.

It's about ideological guidance, setting an example, and noble sentiments..."

"Uh, don't go into details."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, and waved her hand: "Let's just get to the point."

"Ha, the point!"

Huo Le waved her hands with a smile, and her black face became rosy again: "The point is, I, Huo Le! Finally researched a teleportation circle with cross-epoch significance!
This is a historic moment, a moment to be remembered in history, and a moment to be recorded on the monument of great achievements in the travel industry! "

"Of course, I know that this great achievement does not only belong to me personally, but also countless predecessors in the past have stepped forward one after another, and continued to come one after another..."

Huo Le said sincerely: "Here, I would like to express my special thanks to the Daoist Qiushan of the Wenxianmen, the Daoist of Juanlangzong Hanhai, the Moguanmen of the special sect, and the foreign friend, His Excellency Kong Lanling..."

"Wow, so many names I've never heard of."

Hong Li applauded, tilted her head and said, "So does it have anything to do with benefiting the people?

I heard rumors before that the world where the ancestors once lived seemed to have a very advanced and systematic teleportation circle.

So we sneaked out with the data and recovered it? "

"Ahem, the cost is indeed a bit high, and recovery is indeed recovery..."

Huo Le coughed twice, and said: "But this does not mean that our travel world is worse than them, it is because the development direction of the world style is different!"

"Do you know why their teleportation circle is so perfect?"

Huo Le snorted softly: "It is used to quickly transport weapons and troops for war!

You think their world is very advanced, but I heard from Master that many mortals there even live a life of bare hair and drinking blood.

Some may not be able to eat a full meal for several days, while others are... Well, anyway, their livelihood security is far from ours! "

"Oh, right!"

Huo Le thought of something, stretched out her finger and continued to press: "Also, the air in their place is not as sweet as ours!"

"Wow, chirp chirp."

Hongli continued to applaud face-saving, and asked curiously, "So can it be used now?"

"Uh, it will take a while to officially enter the trial stage."

Huo Le squinted his eyes, pinched his index finger and thumb together: "However, basic experiments can already be carried out!"

"Oh, that's great."

Hong Li sighed, glanced at the door, and found that Hei Yang hadn't come back yet, it seemed that Da Ma still had some rescue, otherwise it wouldn't take so long to dig a hole and bury the body, and he is probably busy with rescue now.

Well, don't ask her how she knows how long to use it!

"Uh, so Elder Huo Le, you are calling to tell me the good news?"

Hongli scratched her head: "No, is there something else?"

"Ah! That's right! I remembered what you said!"

Huo Le stared: "Where is my apprentice!"

"what?"

A question mark popped out of Hong Li's head.

"I said my apprentice!"

Huo Le said loudly: "Xingyun! Where is my successor, Xiao Xingyun? Is it with you? Hand it over to me!"

Hongli: "..."

(End of this chapter)