So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 325 There is a kind of rejection called going home and waiting for news, and then I will notify you

At the mountain gate of Wuliang Sword Gate, Hongli and Heiyang walked hand in hand, the steep slope was like walking on flat ground.

"Hooah!"

While holding Heiyang's hand, Hong Li kept swinging her arms, while looking around at the surrounding scenery, looking cheerful.

"Ah, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming!

Sunshine, wind, and people I love. "

Hong Li leaned on Hei Yang's shoulder with an intoxicated expression on her face.

"Are we going on a spring hike together?"

"Of course."

Hei Yang nodded affirmatively, and said casually: "Put a piece of cloth on the floor and put something to eat, and it's a picnic, isn't it?"

"Ah."

Hongli brushed the hair on her forehead, and smiled: "I heard from Yao Qingkong before that after they got married, they went to travel around the world, wandering around all kinds of scenic spots, how happy and comfortable they are.

At that time, I thought, what’s the fun of running around outside, tired and boring, it’s better to lie at home, read books, read comics, and sleep is more interesting than that. "

"But now I know what is truly picturesque..."

Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang, her eyes were full of fascination, and her voice gradually sounded.

"Against the blue sky, white clouds, red flowers and willows behind him, every frown and smile of the beautiful boy makes people's hearts agitated."

"The scenery is not the key, the most important thing is the people in the scenery!"

Hongli nodded, and said such violent remarks loudly.

"So Heiyang, let's go travel around the world after we get married!
Well, you can carry me on your back or hug me!

Anyway, you hang me on your body and set off, taking me to those magnificent and magnificent scenery.

And I just need to sleep peacefully, and then open my eyes, and I have already arrived at another scenic spot from one scenic spot.Ha, it's great to think about it! "

"Ah yes yes yes."

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, hehe said: "What are you thinking, I will become your means of transportation?"

"You said it before, it's called a private car!"

"Ha ha."

Hei Yang glanced at Hongli, then shook his head: "Speaking of which, I don't even know what the world's famous attractions are.

However, according to my previous life experience, the more famous tourist attractions are, the worse the general experience will be.

Of course, what I said may be one-sided, but in most cases it is like this.

One is because the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, and the second is because there will be a lot of traffic at this time.

There is a traffic jam on the road, the scenic spots are crowded, and the things sold around are extremely expensive.

Perhaps it is also very likely that due to the weather, it may cause heatstroke and a cold.

After finally squeezing through and escaping from Shengtian, I ended up looking at the scenery and going back again.

After all, some places are very strange scenery for us outsiders.

For the locals, it is probably a normal scene. "

"so?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang curiously: "What did you do?"

"That's why I choose cloud tourism! Low-energy, fuel-efficient, low-carbon and environmentally friendly!"

Hei Yang snorted softly, and said proudly: "As long as you have seen the photos or related materials of those places, you know what it is like, and seeing it is equivalent to owning it!

In this way, you don't have to experience those pains and tortures yourself! "

"Ah this..."

Hongli scratched her head: "So, shall we still go?"

"Listen to you."

Hei Yang said casually: "We won't go if you say no, if you say go, we will leave when the time comes.

Of course, you have to go with me, the blessings and the hardships are shared! "

"Ah this..."

Hongli showed half-moon eyes: "Then I have to think about it, think about it, and give you the answer later."

"Yes, I understand."

Hei Yang suddenly realized: "Thinking about it is equivalent to being lazy, thinking about it means not thinking about it before.

Then it is to postpone the plan for another discussion, and then there will be no more after the delay, right? "

"Then who can tell clearly."

Hong Li curled her lips, looked up at the Wuliang Sword Gate in front of her, and nodded: "Well, we're here."

"Is this the mountain gate of the Infinite Sword Gate?"

Heiyang looked at the white mist that did not form naturally in front of him, his red eyes flickered, and he looked into the depths of the white mist.

A huge boulder was lying there, engraved with the two big characters of "Wuliang", which gave people a fierce and unruly feeling.

Looking behind the boulder, there is a light curtain enchantment, just like the one that wraps the five elements sect's secret realm enchantment, and inside is the boundless sword gate.

"that……"

Heiyang turned to look at Hongli, scratched his head: "How should we get in?"

"Uh……"

Hongli frowned and thought: "Why don't you? Heiyang, knock on the door?"

"Ah? Why me?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli, and couldn't help but said: "Aren't you the suzerain of the Five Elements Sect? You have a serious official status, so why don't you just go up there?"

"Wow, are you stupid!"

Hongli widened her eyes and pointed at herself: "You also know that I am the suzerain of the Five Elements Sect, as the suzerain, how can I personally go up and knock on the door?

Just like what you said before, ah, Wukong, there is a house in front of you, you can ask if you can stay overnight or something like that. "

Hongli nodded, and said affirmatively: "Obviously, this kind of thing is usually done by the little followers, so it seems that I am more powerful.

Even if I leave the sect and live here, I still have the pomp! "

"Go away, I declare that you are now a young man."

Hei Yang patted Hongli on the head lightly, yawned and said, "So you should go."

"..."

"..."

"Together?"*2
"Good!"*2
"Speaking of which, do you think we need to release all our cultivation bases?"

Hongli suddenly thought of a question, she held out a finger with a serious face: "That new invader is called prejudice, right?"

"Hmm, so what?"

"So if we just walked over like this stupidly, there may be such a plot."

Hong Li wraps Hei Yang with imagination bubbles, allowing him to see his fantasy.

I saw False Glass and False Yang walking towards the light curtain, when suddenly there were two beeps.

"Wait!"

"Who is coming!"

The two of them jumped out suddenly, looking at Chiu Yang and Chiu Li arrogantly.

"Wait, Xiaoxiu, this is not a place for you to come, leave quickly, lest the two of us drive people away."

Bubble pause.

"Wow, they speak so villainously."

Hei Yang couldn't help admiring: "But it should be said, ha, where did such a small thing come from, dare to disturb our grand plan?"

"Since you found out, don't you think about leaving?"

Hong Li scratched her head and said, "Should I say that?"

"Huh? We haven't found anything yet!"

"Whatever it is, the villain still needs a reason to act?"

"Yes."

Bubbles start.

"Hmph, presumptuous."

Fake Yang snorted coldly, and pointed to False Glass next to him: "You are really blind, and you don't even look at who is this in front of you? How dare you talk nonsense here?"

"Who is who? Who is it?"

"Ha, that's right, I think it's just some unknown person..."

Bubble pause.

"Classic, no matter how famous the two of us are, there will always be one or two guards or security guards who don't know us."

Hei Yang couldn't help but interjected.

The bubbles continue.

"Presumptuous, you have blind eyes, quickly kneel down and apologize to Her Lady Queen!"

False Yang snorted coldly, and the faces of the two people on the opposite side changed: "Why, how is it possible? How could it be that adult, it's impossible!"

"Hmph, nothing is impossible!"

The corner of Jiali's mouth hooked up, and the aura of his cultivation base exploded, and the two of them were immediately overwhelmed.

"Gold core overhaul?"

"It's so scary!"

"Go and report to the Sovereign Lord!"

Bubbles dissipate.

"Okay, it's fine to come here next."

Hei Yang waved his hand to disperse Hongli's fantasy bubbles, and said speechlessly: "The next step is for the senior brothers and sisters to ask who is making such a loud noise in front of our sect? Then they were slapped in the face by us.

Then the elder popped out again, ha, the younger generation is too presumptuous!Then we got slapped in the face again. "

"Hmm, that's right."

Hongli nodded: "Then the suzerain will come out and stop with a loud shout, who told you Barabara... We walked into the sect with our heads held high amidst a bunch of shocked, fearful and resentful eyes."

"One thing to say, indeed."

Hei Yang frowned: "However, if you let go of your arrogance as soon as you go up, will it be regarded as a visit to a restaurant?"

"Wow, why do you have so many things!"

Hong Li couldn't help pointing to the two ghosts floating in the depths of the white mist, and said angrily, "Look at the two of them, they are getting impatient!"

"Ha, their impatience is their business, it's up to us...huh?"

Heiyang Hongli turned her head, and saw two phantoms running towards the Wuliang Sword Gate.

When passing through the barrier, the phantom flickered, as if it had no entity, and just passed through.

Well, no matter where Yang Li is scolded, the phantom can reach almost instantly, and it has the ability to ignore obstacles.

If Heiyang Hongli could act like a phantom, she wouldn't have to worry about being thrown into the sky.

But that's not the point now, the point is...

"Hey! You two calm down!"

Hongli couldn't help but quickly chased after her. When passing by the barrier, she pulled it away casually, stepped into her body, and sewed it back with her backhand. Heiyang teleported to her side. The two of them successfully invaded the Wuliang Sword in 0.02s. Door.

"Hey, what is an invasion!"

Hei Yang couldn't help the veins popping out of his head: "Make sure we are the positive characters, okay?"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Hongli pointed in one direction, vaguely saw the tail of the phantom, and gritted her teeth: "Heiyang, chase after me!"

"Oh hoo, here it comes!"

.........

"Hey, what do you mean!"

Brother No. [-] stared wide-eyed at the guard and shook the pass in his hand, and couldn't help but shouted: "The pass is here, we have all successfully applied for it, why don't you let us go out!"

"That's it!"

Brother No. [-] couldn't help but say with the enemy: "Don't you want to violate the sect's rules and abuse your power?"

"Don't, don't, don't put your hat on as soon as you come up."

Guard No. [-] took the pass and opened it with a soft snort: "I wondered if you didn't let me take a good look at the pass just now, who knows if it's fake.

You must know that you old fritters know how to steal and play tricks every day, always forge passes, and want to sneak out!
Because of this matter, how many times have our brothers been taught a lesson? "

"Who are you scolding for old fried dough sticks!"

Brother No. [-] couldn't hold back either, and spoke directly.

"Try to scold again, wronged people, right? Where's the evidence!"

"Huh? No proof."

Guard No. [-] said in a strange way: "But it may not be innocent."

"Bah, I think it's because the two of you have neglected your duties and used chicken feathers as arrows in your hands, so you will be punished!"

Brother No. [-] looked contemptuous: "It's only at this time that you can get a sense of existence. You must be very difficult on the road of cultivation!"

"Heh, it's none of your business whether it's difficult or not."

Guard No. [-] pointed to the small portrait on the pass, frowned and asked the four of them, "Is this portrait of you?"

"it's me!"

Brother No. [-] snorted softly.

"It's you?"

"Yes! I was very thin then."

"I don't think this is you!"

Guard No. [-] threw the passport on the ground and snorted softly: "Fake, go back!"

"you!!!"

The four of them were short-tempered for a while, but the self-cultivation they had cultivated all along allowed them to forcibly restrain themselves. Although they said it, it was another matter to do it, after all, they were from the same sect!
"Wow! It's too much to bully! Brothers can't bear it, copy the guy!
Can this be tolerated?If we can bear it, we can just carry a turtle shell and lie in the water as the grandson of a turtle! "

"!!!"

The eyes of the four people turned red immediately: "That's right! Come on, charge them!"

"Hey, don't mess around!"

Seeing the four people who were about to attack, guard No. [-] and No. [-] sweated on their foreheads, reached out to pick up the pass from the ground, opened it and pointed to it.

"We are reasonable, and we didn't even put the anti-counterfeiting seal on it. Can this be true?!"

"Ok?"

The four of them froze for a moment and looked at each other.

"Have we covered yet?"

"Is it not covered?"

"Looks like I forgot to cover it."

"Fuck you! It's enough to accommodate such a small matter, there are a lot of jabbering, it's really like the brothers have no temper!"

"well said!"

No. [-] nodded fiercely, then was taken aback for a moment, then turned to look at Hong Butian beside him who was filled with righteous indignation, a question mark appeared on his head.

"Brother who are you?"

"Oh, you don't care who I am!"

Hong Butian's face remained unchanged, cold sweat dripped from his head, he encouraged again: "This kind of thing has nothing to do with right or wrong, it's a matter of face!

After giving in, I will not be able to hold my head up in Zongli for the rest of my life! "

"Don't get excited..."

Looking at the four people who were about to rush in excitedly, the two guards could not help but change their expressions slightly.

"Wow, they're going too far. It's obvious that they didn't care. Not to mention forging the pass, they are also furious when they are exposed."

Hong Butian squeezed his throat and said: "Brothers, don't be afraid, call people, shake them quickly, so that they don't think that they can be unscrupulous because they have a lot of people."

"Yes!"

"Beat them!"

"..."

Hong Butian glanced at the two sides fighting, lowered his body and picked up the pass, looked at the enchantment in front of him, and muttered softly: "This is none of my business, I just played a small role in fueling the flames... um ?”

Hong Butian suddenly turned his head, looked at the two people running in the distance, and rubbed his eyes: "Huh?"

"Don't run! Stop!"

Heiyang Hongli couldn't help shouting.

The two phantoms looked at the people who were arguing and contradicting in front of them, and what they saw were the prejudices and distracting thoughts in their hearts, and the green light suddenly lit up where the eyes should be.

Heiyang Hongli could only hear the other party's thoughts ringing in his ears: Hungry, want to eat...

(End of this chapter)