So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 323 It seems that some other case is calling the famous detective Hei Nan and the bonus little Wu Niang!

"Well, it makes sense!"

Heiyingli suddenly showed an expression of enlightenment, and turned to look at Heiyingyang.

"I think the two of them are right, as long as they don't leave traces at the scene of the crime, they can pretend to be the scene.

Then eliminate all witnesses, so that there will be no problems? "

"OK."

Heiyang squinted at Hongli in an indifferent manner, waved his hands and turned around.

"Sister Hongli really sees it thoroughly, then I will go home first, and sister Hongli will go back with me, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's expression froze, and she pointed in the direction where the two phantoms left, and couldn't help but ask, "Then, where are the two of them?"

"It doesn't matter."

Hei Yang spread his hands indifferently.

"Sister Hongli, haven't you analyzed everything, I think it makes sense, and I am very good at accepting other people's opinions..."

"Ah, don't mind!"

Hong Li was in a hurry, grabbed Hei Yang's arm, looked up at the other party's gaze, curled her lips in aggrieved expression.

"I'm joking, it's not like you don't know, so you deliberately teased me, right?
Hurry up, let's go, if something goes wrong in a while, it will be troublesome! "

"..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli expressionlessly, raised his head slightly, stroked Hongli's head, and said in a deep voice: "I'm serious, after all we managed to live a stable life...

So, hey, I'm just teasing you, what can you do? "

Hongli: "???"

Bai Yang couldn't help laughing out loud, and rubbed Li's head with his palms: "It's so disgusting!"

"He's so..."

Shen Xian gritted her teeth and slapped away the white mist that made up Baiyang, and she disappeared with a stamp of her feet.

In the last moment, two clouds of white mist separated from the two phantoms flying nearby, turning into the appearance of a white sun and a black sun again.

"Hey, hey, tell me, stop!"

Bai Yang stretched out his palm, blocked us both, and said with restraint: "First of all, it doesn't matter if they want to avenge you two, you can let them stop for a while, right?"

"..."

The two phantoms were stunned and stopped.

"Well, that's right."

Bai Yang heaved a sigh of relief, and pulled Hei Yang, who was secretly sticking out his tongue at him, over to him.

I slapped your head under your head, and turned your head to align with the two phantoms.

Bai Yang stretched out his hand to cover Shen Xian's forehead, and brushed across your entire face from bottom to top. The former immediately changed to a serious face, and together with Bai Yang, he stared gently at the two phantoms.

"Tell me, do they still recognize your two masters?"

The two phantoms nodded quickly, with cute faces.

"really?"

Hei Yang raised his brows, and said suspiciously: "You believe me!"

"!!!"

The two phantoms panicked for a while, shaking their heads and waving their hands in fright, the white mist all over their bodies was swaying.

As if the signal contact is good, let's put this love aside after a gesture.

Yes, do they exist? They are little loyal ministers!
Look at the two main seedlings, which are white and red, and white and red. They are completely in the shape of the two owners!

"uh-huh?"

Shen Xian and Bai Yang looked at each other and nodded, in the relaxed eyes of the two phantoms, they said quickly: "Okay, okay, Airu and the others are also fine."

"!!!"

The two phantoms shook their bodies and regained their strength.

"It's because you have to test their loyalty and see how well the two of you train."

Bai Yang said quietly, although in fact, the two of us have never trained those two phantoms, because those two things are part of us.

They are the two phantoms that Bai Yang and Shen Xian fused together before she awakened her supernatural powers, through mana and her subconscious instinct to fight back.

But in the process of supernatural transformation, it can be understood that there were two abnormal arms under the body, and suddenly a few nerves were twisted.

For example, if you want to say hello to others, you give them a small bag; if you want to hold chopsticks, you stretch your hands out of the pot; Opened the group chat...

Cough cough, get out of the way what is important.

And now, Baiyang Shenxian is preparing to correct that nerve!
"First, it's up to you."

Heiyang looked at the two phantoms, and said in a deep voice: "You give the order next, and they will do as you say, understand?"

"Also, if you see who is firm, or who moves quickly..."

Heiyang laughed hotly: "Hmph, you just label it a little treacherous minister!"

"!!!"

The two phantoms were so frightened that Huarong turned pale, cough cough, the misty face lost shape!

It turned out to be such a terrifying method, hats off!

The two phantoms straightened abruptly, although they could be seen clearly, Shen Xian Baiyang could still feel our relaxed and serious attitude.

"Okay, listen to your password!"

Heiyang snorted: "Squat down!"

The two phantoms crouched.

"shake hands!"

The two ghosts shook hands.

"Turn in a circle!"

The two ghosts circled around.

"Dance!"

The two phantoms danced awkwardly.

"kiss!"

two...

"stop!"

Bai Yang raised his hand and gave Shen Xian a slap in the face, and couldn't help shouting: "It's Xu himself who brought some private goods!"

"Hey, where did you bring your private goods?"

Heiyang snorted heavily: "So it's a low-difficulty movement?
Besides, they are part of us, we are a pair, how can they still be a pair?

You tell him oh, Bai Yang and Hei Yang are bound, since they are bound, everything must be tied together!

He saw that Jin Dan was not very sensible, so he sewed it up by himself! "

After a pause, Hei Yang looked firmly at Bai Yang, then at himself, and said with restraint: "This, you've been wanting to say it for a long time.

If you tie him up with a chain, forget it. In that case, you are afraid that he will get lost. "

Bai Yang: "???"

"Hey, hey, what does Heiyang mean!"

Bai Yang approached Hei Yang, looking down at him with a benevolent expression and said quietly: "Give him eight sentences with vague explanations, so others will have it."

"Ah, that's what you mean by that!"

Heiyang shrank his neck mockingly: "You mean, tie a rope around your waist, just like this climbing partner, sharing joys and sorrows!"

"Ah……"

Bai Yang rolled his eyes: "Forget him to pass."

"Wow, what's his attitude!"

Hei Yang couldn't help being annoyed: "Obviously what you said is good, and what you said is also correct.

In the end, he himself misunderstood what you meant, and even attacked you, but did he still use that tone just to apologize? "

"Uh, you're wrong, you're wrong..."

Bai Yang's big eyes complained, "You should miss Da Li like that, please forgive me."

"How can a big man dare to blame the villain Bai Yang!"

Shen Xian burst into tears, pitifully: "How can villain Bai Yang think of him so badly! Woooooo..."

"Fuck, sister, don't pinch him."

Bai Yang couldn't help but gasped, goosebumps all over his body: "He made you look like a ghost who came back from the soul in the middle of the night."

"Hey, why are you looking like a ghost!"

Heiyang popped a well under his head, and he couldn't help defending himself by saying: "Baiyang, don't spread rumors, what is Midnight Resurrection, hello!"

"Is that why you suppressed your voice a little bit?"

Hei Yang pointed to himself coolly: "Could it be that your original voice is that of a soft girl, huh? Is it nice?"

"It sounds good, it sounds good, of course."

The image of a big dog howling at him in fury floated quietly in Bai Yang's mind.

Bai Yang made a funny smile in his heart, and immediately coughed twice, to get rid of the thought of being respectful to his wife, and coaxed: "Well, it's because his original voice is so nice!

That's why you're used to his voice pressing down on your throat! "

"Yes!"

Hei Yang stretched out a palm to block Bai Yang's face, and said seriously: "What does he mean? You are holding down your throat, he just wants to see you, right?
ah?Could it be that he hated you when you caught a cold and became hoarse? "

"Well, why does the little monk catch a cold, hehe."

"Don't change the subject! There are few ways to make your voice hoarse!"

Heiyang suddenly blushed, raised his head slightly, and hummed: "So, do you know your mistake?"

"I know it's wrong."

"What's wrong?"

"It's the best looking wife and villain, and the best voice is whatever it is."

"Hmm, that's how it should be."

Shen Xian nodded in satisfaction, and looked at Bai Yang: "Although you doubt what he said, it's just to prevent problems before they happen, and he also needs to pass the mental exercise test!"

"Ah?"

Bai Yang put a question mark on his head: "What, what is it, a mental exercise test?"

"Ha, it's complicated."

Heiyang stretched out a finger, closed his eyes and shook his head and explained: "For example, he usually doesn't think about Heiyang being persecuted, and his appearance has become weird.

Then when he looks at you who is abnormal again, he will think, wow, your wife is as beautiful as a fairy, how can she be so good-looking!Ah, hello! "

Bai Yang: "???"

"He said it again?"

Bai Yang showed dead fish eyes, staring at Hei Yang: "Huh?"

"Ahem, this is important."

Heiyang sweated slightly on his forehead, coughed and said, "Here, give him an example."

"uh-huh."

"Ghost Black Sun!"

"As long as you are timid, he understands..."

"The blood-sucking black sun is pale!"

"Well, you don't have leukemia, so my sister suspects you, this is really the color of blood!"

"The mud monster, Shen Xian!"

"Hiss, the slime must be very soft and bouncy before washing it!"

"Skeleton Black Sun!"

"Wow, that's too explicit!"

"Blue-faced fang-toothed zombie Hei Yang!"

"Hey, sticking a talisman under the forehead means moving, like walking and bouncing?"

"Ox-headed Shen Xian!"

"What?"

"Bah, bah, slip of the tongue, really a slip of the tongue, I must doubt you... Ah!!!!"

Under the gaze of the two phantoms, Shen Xian was pulled back by Bai Yang to the side of the big forest with a look of despair, and then there was a miserable cry for help from the hearer who was crying.

"..."

The two shadows looked at the nose, the nose and the heart, staring at the ground and moving. They knew everything, saw everything, and wanted to ask everything...

"Woooooooo..."

After a while, Bai Yang came out humming heavily with his hands behind his back, and Hei Yang followed closely in front of him with his head high, looking like an angry daughter-in-law.

"Okay, okay, what's wrong with you, yes."

Bai Yang looked at the Hei Yang who was pretending to be pitiful, and said with restraint: "As for it!"

"Whoa, why does the body formed by the white mist also have a long head!"

Heiyang covered the bag under his head and shed tears, and couldn't help complaining: "What the hell kind of setting is that!"

"Okay, okay, let's continue to ask questions."

Bai Yang looked at the two phantoms, and then at Shen Xian: "Huh?"

"What else do you ask?"

Heiyang curled his lips, looked at the two phantoms who had returned to their cute appearances, and rolled his eyes.

"Even kissing him is to let others kiss, how can we deal with the more exciting test before!"

"Wow, is he able to handle an unusually low difficulty?"

Bai Yang couldn't resist the well-marked words on his forehead: "You have to fix this, uh, shame on you, you usually have the enchantment on!"

"Huh? What unusually low difficulty?"

"For example..."

Bai Yang frowned and thought about it, then stretched out a finger: "Stand on your head with your tongue and move backwards at a speed of one hundred revolutions per second?"

Shen Xian: "???"

Specter: "???"

"Good guy, you are so direct, good guy, stop learning postures!"

Shen Xian heheed, showing disdain and said: "Amateurs are amateurs, nothing compares to a professional torturer like you, bah bah, you mean you are a professional psychiatrist!"

"When did he become a professional?"

"Don't worry about it, it's just what the plot needs. He'll know why these full-bodied bosses died so suddenly!"

"The problem is that the plot also needs him?"

"Ah, are you going now?"

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense."

Bai Yang turned his head to look at the two phantoms, and waved his hands.

"Go home, go home, put it outside the forest to feed the mosquitoes!"

Specter: "..."

"what happened?"

Bai Yang looked at the two ghosts moving on the spot, and frowned: "Are you obedient again?"

"That's right! How dare you be obedient?"

Hei Yang waved his big fist and said viciously: "If you leave again, you will let Bai Yang beat them both up!"

"..."

The two phantoms shook their heads quickly, and while shaking their heads, they formed an arrow with the white mist, pointing to the southwest direction, sending various emotions of relaxation, excitement, curiosity, doubt, sadness, and ecstasy to Baiyang and Heiyang.

"what?"

"Ah?"

Bai Yang and Hei Yang shook their heads, and turned to look nearby with a dazed expression: "What's the matter, let them slow down like that?"

"Is there nothing here?"

Bai Yang narrowed his eyes and frowned, asking: "This direction..."

"Ok?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "There is a sword gate?"

"He encouraged you two to help them choose a mountain gate?"

Bai Yang turned his head to look at the phantom, with a question mark on his head.

"Yes, you are positive characters!"

Hei Yang nodded, and said seriously: "You can really be a little villain just because you are called Mo Xin!"

"That's it!"

Bai Yang paused.

[His contract object (Bai Yang) changed the supernatural powers and demon heart (purple) to a big sweetheart (purple)]

"That's fine!"

Bai Yang nodded.

Hei Yang: "..."

Big Sweet Shadow: "..."

"Grass."

[His contract object (Black Sun) changed the supernatural sweetheart (purple) to the magic heart (purple)]

"Don't be disgusting!"

Heiyang rolled his eyes, turned his head to look at the two phantoms: "Speak slowly, what's going on?"

"..."

The two phantoms stopped...

(End of this chapter)