So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 318 When I first met, I was kind and polite, but after getting to know each other well, I still need to master it

"Elder, is he alright?"

"Don't worry, the elder brother said, you can't die!"

"Hey, what an irresponsible statement that you can't die, it's too much!"

"That can't be helped. He's going to bring someone to put sacks on Xiaoyun. We have no other choice."

"Ah, ah, ah? What's wrong with me, why did you put a sack on me?"

"You are still young, you don't need to know, let's let you have less contact with the dark side of society."

"Ha, it's useless, she has been in contact with Sister Hongli, she must have experienced the dark side of the world!"

"Well, also..."

"But isn't it impolite for us to watch Elder Huo like this in front of his hospital bed?"

"Uh……"

In front of Elder Huo Le's hospital bed, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Oh, what is onlookers!"

Jin Xiu shook the apple in his hand: "Didn't we bring fruit to visit senior brother? Ahhh."

"Why did you eat it!"

Hong Butian couldn't help complaining: "Suddenly I thought of two guys who didn't want to mention their names."

"Oh, my brother, I can't eat it anyway. Ahhh."

Jin Xiu rolled her eyes: "As a little junior sister, I will help him do it for him. Otherwise, what should I do if I die at the bedside of my senior brother?"

"Ah! So there is such a saying!"

Xingyun looked shocked, and quickly turned around: "Quack, Xiaoben, Xiaoben, remember, famous quotes from famous people!"

"Hey, why do I feel like you are remembering my dark history?"

Jin Xiu glanced at Xingyun: "But you are really energetic, and you will be able to go to the ground in just a few days."

"Ha, of course!"

Xingyun patted his chest triumphantly, and coughed up two mouthfuls of blood indifferently: "Sister Hongli is waiting for me, how can I delay!"

"Hey, you're not completely well at all, this is it!"

Jin Xiu helped her forehead helplessly, when she heard Xingyun spitting Sister Hongli on the left and Sister Hongli on the right, and thinking of Li's appearance that she deserved a beating, she snorted softly.

"And you think too well of that guy, don't you?"

Jin Xiu curled her lips unhappily: "That guy will wait for you? Funny!

Now, I guess she is talking to her dear husband, you and I are sweet and sweet, a guy who values ​​sex and despises friends, that's all! "

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it, those who lied to me lied to me."

Xingyun covered her ears: "If you don't listen, don't listen..."

"Brother Heiyang——"

Hei Xiaolong cried out heart-piercingly.

"Hey, what's your nerve again?"

Hei Xiaoqi glanced at her brother: "If you want to howl, go out and howl. This is the ward, and there are other patients who need peace of mind to recuperate."

"Woooooooo..."

Hei Xiaolong shed tears: "I don't want to either!
I just, just, when I think that brother Heiyang has become that woman's property, I let her do whatever she wants...

Ah, just thinking about that picture makes me whine, blah, blah, blah..."

"Is it necessary..."

Hei Xiaoqi was speechless: "It's just that Xiaoyang got married, and you reacted so badly."

"Well……"

Hei Xiaoqi chuckled: "Then if your own sister leaves your side anytime, why don't you cry to death?"

"Yes, Hei Xiaoqi, when will you get married?"

Hei Xiaolong's face instantly calmed down, and he said indifferently: "Give me a specific time, and on that day I will prepare a few whips to hang at the door..."

"boom!"

"what!"

"..."

Xingyun and the others watched the hospital bed being overturned, and Hei Xiaolong, who was pressed under the bed, had a row of black lines across his head.

"Good job!"

Hongbutian's affirmation.

"Huh, I didn't clean up the house for three days to expose the tiles."

Hei Xiaoqi clapped her hands and snorted coldly.

"Forget it, those are not important."

Xingyun smiled and waved his hands: "That's it, I'm going to leave, okay?"

"Hey, how about I go home and take a look at that?"

Hong Butian suddenly thought of his parents, raised his hand and said, "Give me a ride?"

"Forget it."

Zhao Zhuji, who was lying on the hospital bed beside her, rested her arms on her pillow and said quietly: "This sect does not have winter and summer vacations. If you want to go back, you need to apply three months in advance, and you can go back after passing the review."

"Huh? And this rule?"

Hong Butian's eyes widened: "Then why does the Five Elements School do it?"

"You also said that it is the Five Elements School."

Zhao Zhuji rolled her eyes: "You are not from the Five Elements School. You worry about your own affairs, so why worry about you?"

"That's it!"

Xingyun snorted softly: "Even Elder Huo didn't say anything, which proves that he also agrees!

Elder Huo?Elder Huo?Can you still talk? "

Huo Le: ...

"Ha, look, it's okay."

"I regret it, I went to the wrong school..."

Hong Butian looked melancholy: "Why, one side is all acquaintances, and they are still related households, and they can be guaranteed to enter the sect.

On the other side, he is unfamiliar with the place and has a lot of rules. It doesn't matter, and he has to suffer from various tests.

I was kicked in the head by some donkey, so I chose Wuliangjianmen..."

"Ha, young man, young people like to be impulsive when their heads are hot, I can understand."

Hei Xiaolong poked his head out, with a vicissitudes on his face: "I used to be as young and frivolous as you, but now I'm under the bed."

"Hei Xiaolong, shut up."

Hong Butian gritted his teeth and looked at Zhao Zhuji, who spread his hands: "Don't look at me, I can't help it."

"Originally we stayed here because we were injured."

Zhao Zhuji said speechlessly: "It's enough for Zongmen to let us recuperate our wounds here. We should go back as soon as possible when the wounds recover."

"Injury... healed?"

Hong Butian blinked, turned his head to look at Zhao Zhuji, showing a funny face: "Hey?"

"You, what do you want to do?!"

Zhao Zhuji widened her eyes and threatened: "I warn you, everyone is watching, you are not allowed to mess around!"

"what are you thinking."

Hong Butian sighed and waved his hands: "Okay, okay, I'll go back and write the application to the head office, it's really troublesome!"

"So……"

Xingyun giggled, and waved at Huo Le: "Elder Huo, I'm leaving. I may have to play outside for a few months. If you don't say anything, you agree!"

Huo Le: ...

Huole had a dream. He dreamed that he was exploring a secret realm, and got a bunch of magic weapons and magic weapons. He was laughing silly. The magic weapons grew wings and ran away!

Burnt lips and dry mouth...

.........

Wangdu, Hongjia.

"Huh! Finished!"

Hongling was lying on the table, looking as if her body had been hollowed out. She grabbed a mirror and looked at her deep dark circles, pale lips, and bloodshot eyes in the mirror.

And her long hair!
Hong Ling touched her short hair that was cut to meet her ears with a sad face. For the convenience of work and for this family, she has paid too much!

"Ah, no, no, no, if this continues, I will really die..."

Hongling spoke terrible lines, thinking quietly: "I have to find some deputy patriarchs to help me carry it for a while... Or maybe I shouldn't do it myself in the first place."

Hongling's eyes moved upwards, and in the imaginary picture, Hongli smiled and said to her: "Let me tell you, aunt, in fact, there are many ways to fish when you are the head of the house. As long as there are no major problems, just... Gujigu Chirp, chirp chirp."

"No! Absolutely not!"

Hong Ling in the memory picture has a righteous face: "No matter if it is a small problem, it will be a big problem when something really happens. If it is not inappropriate, it will be inappropriate. If it is inappropriate, you must do your best... ah!"

"Conscientious as hell! Ha!"

In the memory screen, Hong Ling was pinched to death by Hong Ling, and Hong Li's face in the memory screen was so frightened that she poked Hong Ling's body carefully with a branch...

"Hey, don't add drama to yourself in my memory, okay!"

Hong Ling waved her hand to disperse the picture.

"Wait, am I talking to myself..."

Hongling suddenly came back to her senses, covered her face and said, "Oh my god, I'm starting to lose my mind and have hallucinations, rest, I must rest!"

"Wait, uh, that's..."

Hongling turned her head to look around, and saw a few well-protected books, ahem, didn't even have time to open them.

"Xiaoli borrowed the book, but unfortunately I haven't had time to read it yet. Having said that..."

The image of Hong Xiaoli bouncing around holding a small colored flag to welcome her appeared again in front of Hong Ling's eyes, and she waved her hand to break up.

"Thinking wildly is against common sense, how could that guy Hongli smile so sweetly and welcome me to play!"

"But having said that, Five Colors City is indeed a good place for vacation..."

Hong Ling showed longing eyes: "There are mountains, there are waters, and it is quiet...

Well, by the way, Xiao Li asked me to give her books, right? "

"........."

…………

"Well……"

Hongli sat in front of the dressing table, holding the book in her hand and reading it seriously.

[Just say these four words, so that the boy you like can't help but praise you for your sweet mouth! 】

"Black Sun?"

Hongli turned her head and shouted towards the sofa.

"What?"

"These four words."

"Wow, Hongli, your little mouth is so sweet, I can't help it."

"Thank you."

Hongli nodded in satisfaction, and continued to read "Three Thousand Strategies for Boys and Girls to Maintain an Intimate Relationship". The book is very accurate.

"Well, uh..."

Hei Yang lay on the sofa and turned to the next page.

【When a boy smiles at a girl like this, she will keep her face blushing and her heart beating...】

"Red glass?"

"what?"

"Look at me look at me."

"Wow, you smile so well, I blushed and my heart beat when I saw that!"

"Thank you."

Heiyang nodded in satisfaction.

"Beep beep..."

"Ha, sorry for the communication."

Hongli waved her hand, took over the communication, and Xingyun's figure popped out of the screen.

"Sister Hongli——"

Xingyun spoke with wind in the sky: "I went to play with you! Can you see, I'm on my way!"

"Ah, you pay attention to the traffic rules."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Remember to watch the road, don't call on the communication."

"Oh---"

Xingyun sighed, and suddenly thought of something: "Ah! That's right——I am No.1!"

"I saw."

Hongli smiled: "You deserve it, the future is promising!"

"Hey, thank you sister Hongli, I'll hang up first."

"uh-huh."

Hongli smiled lightly and continued reading.

[When a boy says this word to you, he must like you. 】

"Hei Yang, tell me this word quickly."

"This word."

"Hehe, thanks!"

"..."

"anyway……"

Heiyang spoke suddenly, and whispered to Hongli quietly, "It's time to wake up, right?"

"It should be, it's usually this time..."

Hong Li also closed the book, staring nervously at Xiao Huo's bedroom door together with Hei Yang, counting silently in her heart.

"Three two one, three two one, three two one..."

Beads of sweat appeared on Heiyang Hongli's forehead.

"Wow!!!"

Xiao Huo's surprise voice came through the door: "Mom and Dad!"

"Squeak!"

The door was pushed open, and Xiaohuo ran out barefoot with a rope in his hand and a Lihuo Crystal carved into a family of three, wearing a necklace made of a rope.

"Happy birthday, little girl!"

"Little girl is one year old!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Heiyang Hongli smiled and stood up and walked to Xiaohuo's side. Together with Xiaohuo, he lifted up Xiaohuo and walked towards the living room.

"Look at the birthday meal we prepared for you, there are..."

"toot toot"

"Uh……"

Hongli scratched her head, took the Lingshi, and said viciously: "Hey! Who! Will this spoil the atmosphere? Well, who are you? Well? Aunt???"

"Ah?"

Hongling poked her head out, looked at Hongli with a displeased face, and saw the family of three loving each other in the picture, she reacted and let out an awkward laugh.

"Maybe my communication is not at the right time, that..."

"Uh, is it really you, aunt?"

Hongli and Heiyang sat down on the sofa with a small fire, and Heiyang got up and went to the kitchen to serve the dishes, as well as the longevity noodles that he and Hongli tried to cook for the first time.

"Of course it's me."

Hong Ling pointed at herself speechlessly: "Who else could it be if it wasn't me? Why, how long have you forgotten me?"

"Uh, no, no..."

Hongli scratched her head and thought about it: "That's right, your black eye shadow is relatively trendy, so I didn't recognize it right away. Well, what about your hair?"

"Hey, don't mention this, we are still good aunts and nephews..."

Hong Ling let out a heck, turned her head to look at the curious Xiao Huo, and waved her hands: "Xiao Huo, do you still remember who I am?"

"Of course, great-aunt!"

Xiao Huo giggled: "Grandma, Xiao Huo is out of the shell today!"

"Huh? Really?"

Hongling looked at Hongli curiously.

"No, it has to be."

Hongli snorted softly, smiled and touched Xiaohuo's little head: "Anyway, you, an aunt, must give you some birthday presents.

Well, I know you're busy, it doesn't matter if people don't arrive, as long as the gift arrives, it's enough! "

"Hey, are you saying the opposite?"

"No!"

"call……"

Hongling gasped, coughed twice, and said with a distressed face: "Gungu is in that state of being hollowed out, can you stop choking on aunt?"

"Ah? Who?"

Hongli's eyes lit up: "Did aunt find true love? Is the other party married for the second time or third time?
Oh, age doesn't matter, although my aunt is so old, but at least..."

"beep."

The screen of Lingshi went black.

"Ah this..."

Hongli and Xiaohuo looked at each other.

"Beep beep."

Lingshi connected.

"Ahem, I couldn't hold back just now."

Hongling took a deep breath, tried not to look at Hongli, and announced, "Let's make a long story short, I've been busy recently, and I'm going to go to your place to rest for a few days, to experience your leisurely life, and let you know first."

"Ah? Are you coming too?"

Hongli looked disgusted: "Farewell?"

"Hey, what do you mean, what do you call me?"

Hongling sighed, and brought over a few books next to her: "Then if this is the case, these books can't be returned..."

"Put down the books!"

Hongli turned pale with shock: "If you have something to discuss, don't touch the book, it is a masterpiece in the collection!"

"Hey, am I as bad as you say?"

"Oh, who knows."

"..."

"Then can I come?"

"Come, come, come at me if you have the ability!"

"readily!"

(End of this chapter)