So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 315 No matter what kind of competition it is, in everyone's eyes, the strongest is the one who didn't participate

Under the expectant gaze of Heiyang Hongli, and under the frightened expression of Hei Muguanghong's laughing dust, the two bosses came hand in hand, looking at them with red eyes.

The street that was still bustling with people coming and going just now seemed to suddenly become quiet, as if there were only the two of them left in the whole world, just like the two of them!
"Hiss! Hatred is locked!"

Hong Li took a sip of milk, her eyes widened.

"Hiss! What is oppression!"

Heiyang leaned towards Hongli, wrapped tightly in the small quilt and shivering (correctly).

"How long do you think Dad and the others can last?"

"I think if you can't finish watching the cutscenes, you will be dropped in seconds."

"Also..."

"This is how plot killing works!"

"Brother! Run!"

Hei Muguang patted the table, left the money for the drink, jumped out the window and ran away.

"My dear brother! Let's go together!"

Hong Xiaochen followed suit, using her legs hard, and walked out through the back door.

"what?"

The hotel owner came out from behind scratching his head in bewilderment, looked at the wine money on the table, and looked puzzled: "Is this too much?"

"what?"

Qing Yiyi turned her head to look at the hotel owner, raised her eyebrows and said, "New here? Don't know the rules?"

"Ah... yeah..."

The hotel owner's expression froze: "What, what rules?"

"Don't talk, listen to me."

Lan Yuying turned her head to look at the boss with a mysterious face, and took out two Qiankun Jade, the most valuable currency in the Qiankun Kingdom, from her arms, and pressed them on the table under the staring eyes of the shop owner.

"These are for you, they will come to buy wine in the future, don't sell them.

In addition, tell us that you don't need to worry about the rest, but you are not allowed to falsify, and you are not allowed to fabricate facts, okay? "

"This……"

The store owner said in amazement: "You two want to buy a store? What an enmity is this..."

"Can I just ask?"

"Of course, of course!"

"Thank you for your cooperation."

Lan Yuyingqing Yiyi looked at each other and nodded: "Chasing!"

The store owner blinked, coughed twice, quietly put away the two Qiankun jade, waved, and the waiter came over.

"Do you know the two masters who were sitting here just now?"

"Ha, who doesn't know this."

The waiter in the local shop laughed: "The second master of the Hei family and the second master of the Hong family!"

"No wonder……"

The shop owner suddenly realized and waved.

"Go, find a painter to draw a portrait of the two masters, I can't sleep at night, just look at the memory."

"No need to draw. Boss, you can go to the shopkeeper of the tavern next door. He still has a lot of them!"

"hiss……"

.........

"It's broken, it's broken..."

Hong Xiaochen sighed while running: "Now, the new base that I found with great difficulty has also fallen.

I hope that boss is an upright and true gentleman, and will not bow down for gold and silver..."

"Hehe, next time we go again, we will find that the tavern has become our legal property."

Hei Muguang couldn't help complaining.

"Wow, you still said, didn't you say you stepped on it a little bit?"

Hong Xiaochen's eyes widened: "Why was he still discovered!"

"Nonsense, I stepped on it so many times, is it reasonable that I haven't been discovered?"

"..."

Hong Xiaochen's expression froze: "Speaking of which, can we have a drink while we're on the road?"

"Brother is smart!"

"Who did you learn to speak from? Why do you smell like those two unlucky children..."

"It's normal for a family to be subtle."

"makes sense……"

…………

"Huh? I seem to hear the dads talking about the two of us?"

Hongli scratched her head, turned her face to look at Heiyang who was so close, and asked curiously, "Did you hear that? Did I hear you right?"

"Ah, I didn't hear you clearly."

Hei Yang revealed dead fish eyes, and said casually: "I guess what you're talking about: those two unlucky children must have leaked the secret, and I won't beat them to death when I go back."

"Bah, bah, bah, don't be embarrassing."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang: "I know it very well. Since I was a child, your mother has been chasing and running around all day long, and your father has never hit you once, okay?"

"Actually, there was once."

"what?"

"I slapped my butt, and I regretted it after I slapped."

Heiyang said faintly: "Now when we eat together, I still sometimes mention it, and my father would say with a guilty face that he was too impulsive when he was young...

Tsk tsk, if only my dad's temper could be reconciled with my mom's. "

"And then get mixed doubles?"

"Ah, pretend I didn't say it."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and looked at Hongli: "What about you?"

"Haha, sister, I have never been beaten before!"

"nonsense."

"what?"

"I beat you up since you were a child."

"Human words?"

The arrival of spring has added a bit of vitality to the five-color city. There are new arrivals, old departures, and some, which will always be there.

Some couples are very strange together, they have to squabble a few words every day and still enjoy it, and they turn their faces and roll their eyes, as if there is something missing in life if they don't do this.

Some men and women are very simple together, accompany each other to do what each other loves to do, and do what everyone likes to do together, and finally let the laughter spread into the clouds.

.........

The clouds are getting thicker and thicker, and the cloudy sky will change at will. The rain in spring is not always popular, but whether you like it or not, it will fall to tell you the arrival of spring.

At the same time, he also rescued some two guys who had an idea.

When Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying fiercely caught up, two mature middle-aged men leaned against the entrance of the umbrella shop.

The two men each held an umbrella, looked at the two dazed women with concern on their faces, pointed to the dark sky, showed gentle smiles, walked to their respective wives so logically, and put the red Faceless, they hugged each other into their arms.

The raindrops hit the umbrella, but also rippling in my heart.

The two women wanted to walk in the rain for a while, so that they could feel their husband's tender embrace for a longer time.

The two men also want to walk in the rain for a while longer, now that the wind is strong and the smell of wine is faster, so as not to be reacted by the two of them when they go home...

"Ah~~"

Hongli raised her head and the raindrops hit the barrier, drawing blurry water marks, like a bucket of water splashed on the bottom of an upside-down bowl.

"It's raining and the picture is blurry."

Hongli closed her eyes and shook her head: "I can't see it, I can't see it, I can't see anything."

"Tsk."

Heiyang laughed happily, it would be weird if the rain could block their sight, but that's parents, they are romantic in the rain.

Well, dare not look, dare not look!
"Hey, it's all right."

Heiyang picked her up amidst Hongli's exclamation, and dragged her from her reclining chair into his arms.

"No one can see us, it looks like it's going to rain heavily."

"..."

Hongli blushed like a peach.

"Well, I can't see it, Xiao Huo can't see it."

Xiaohuo read the book expressionlessly, with a serious face: "The strange noises at home are fake and do not exist.

Huh, Xiaohuo hates rainy days the most, his feathers are getting wet!Hate! (o｀з'*)”

.........

"Welcome everyone to return to the World of Cultivation Competition, which is held every few years!"

In the sky, two young disciples with good temperament and good looks are floating with the help of flying spirit beasts. Their voices are so loud that all the monks present can hear them.

"After many rounds of arduous competition, we have finally come to the final semifinals!

Today, after three games, we will decide the final champion! "

"That's right, originally the final four and the decisive battle would be divided into two days, but all the bosses agreed that it would not take that long for children to fight..."

"Ha, the partner's junior is really humorous, what the bosses said is that this can test the disciples' on-the-spot reaction ability.

Because when you are really fighting, the enemy will not give you a chance to rest!

Recovery ability and recovery speed are also one of the characteristics to test a disciple's ability! "

"Ahahaha, yes, what my partner senior sister said is really good, I think so too!"

The male host wiped the sweat from his forehead with a guilty expression, and recited "The Host's Self-Cultivation" and "Sophistication of the World" several times in his heart, and coughed twice before announcing.

"Okay, now we can see that after many rounds of competition, the contestants standing on the stage happen to be two men and two women, and they happen to be two Wuxingzong disciples and two Wuliangjianmen."

"Yes, it seems that the home game has a great bonus to the two local holy places!"

The female host took over the conversation and said with a smile: "Of course, we also know that many outstanding disciples from the other two holy places are still guarding the sects in the east, and not all of them have come.

Otherwise, I'm afraid it will be another battle between dragons and tigers, and the ending may not be like this.

Well, as for the young talented young girls of the other major sects, the sons of Tianjiao, they are also my hope for the future of the travel world, and they are also the dawn of the future of the practice world! "

"Quack quack quack!"

There is applause here.

"Very well, now let me introduce everyone on the field!"

The male host smiled and landed: "The first thing I want to introduce is this year's dark horse Junior Sister Xingyun. She just started last year, and this year she turned out in the competition and defeated a lot of powerful enemies.

She is worthy of being a disciple of the Holy Land of the Five Elements, and also worthy of being the proud daughter of the Wuguo Family! "

"Ha, dad, are you here?"

Xingyun stood on tiptoe and looked around hard: "You said that if I break into the semi-finals, I will definitely spare time to watch!
I asked Gaga to pick you up at the city gate, don't mistake me! "

"Oh? It seems that Junior Sister Xingyun's family members have also come to our scene."

The hostess smiled and said, "The father of this junior sister, are you there? Stand up and cheer for my daughter...huh?"

Before the hostess finished speaking, she was taken aback suddenly. She saw that Junior Sister Xingyun was glaring at her. Is there something wrong with what she said?

"Oh? We can see that an old father in the audience stood up."

The male host continued to cooperate. He cast his eyes on the man holding a small li flamingo in his arms. The latter stood up and waved at Xing Yun. After smiling slightly, he sat down again, and the audience was erupting.

On the stage, Xing Yun forced a smile, and Quack's complexion was not good.

"Gah, none of them asked grandpa's opinion..."

Quack curled his lips, then lowered his head in silence, he saw that his grandfather's trouser legs were empty.

"Ha, obviously it was Xiaoyun who called grandpa first."

The man showed a kind smile and stroked Gaga's head: "Gaga will understand when she has a child. When the child needs encouragement, as a father, he should appear in time."

"Well……"

"Well, let's take a look at the following..."

The hostess felt that there was something wrong with the atmosphere on the stage, so she hurriedly walked to Hei Xiaolong, and introduced again: "This junior brother Hei Xiaolong is amazing, this is a young genius who became famous a few years ago It was predicted to be the youngest foundation-building period among the next generation in the practice world, but now it is as it should be.”

"Ha, thank the sect, thank the master, thank the elders, thank the country..."

Hei Xiaolong patted his head shyly, the big bag that was beaten by the master yesterday still hurts a little, it's better to be honest today.

This is impossible!
"Of course, what I want to thank most is my Brother Heiyang!"

Hei Xiaolong's eyes lit up, and he said happily, "Please allow me to take a moment of everyone's time to introduce my brother and idol, Brother Heiyang!

Heiyang is my brother's name. The reason why I bring him a brother is not only because I am really a younger brother, but also because my admiration for him can no longer be described in two words, so I had to add one more word.

Well, the guy said just now that I am the youngest foundation-building stage of the younger generation, so I accepted it with the cheek.

But if you talk about the youngest Golden Core stage, you must mention my brother, uh, there seems to be someone who is three days younger than him... Well, I won’t mention that person’s name here, let’s continue watching Back to Brother Heiyang! "

Hei Xiaolong clenched the amplifying spirit stone tightly, and said with eloquence: "Yes, I want everyone to know his honor and greatness, his character and accomplishment, his pursuit and ideal, his pattern and ability...

That's right, I have a wish, that is, after many years, it doesn't matter whether everyone remembers Hei Xiaolong or not, but everyone must remember Hei Yang... At least two brothers will be added later!

Because at that time, he will definitely become even greater, and at that time, three words can't express it...

Uh, what are you doing, I haven't finished yet... Uh, hey, help!Well, everyone see...

Look everyone... this is my master, well, I am abused like this every day...

Uh, save... Gululu..."

A vortex suddenly appeared on the stage, swallowing the struggling Hei Xiaolong into it.

The host blinked and smiled cheerfully at the audience. Everyone sneaked a glance at a serious Nascent Soul boss named Shui on the seat, and also smiled at each other, tacitly amnesiac.

Was there anyone there just now?
Was there someone named Hei Xiaolong on stage just now?

I don't remember at all!

How could someone make up such a person? Isn't it common sense that there are only three players in the top four?Ha ha ha ha!
"Ahem, that, next one is a disciple of Wuliangjianmen..."

The hostess broke through "The Host's Self-Cultivation Deluxe Edition" and "The Handbook of Field Control" in her heart, her forehead was sweating, and she felt that she, who has more than 110 years of hosting experience, was about to die.

"Well, Junior Sister Zhao Zhuji, please introduce yourself?"

"Hi, senior brothers and sisters, I am Zhao Zhuji of the Infinite Sword Sect. Thanks to the great love of the sect, I am able to win glory for the sect here."

Zhao Zhuji bowed solemnly and said: "Next, please review my performance, thank you everyone!"

"Hahaha, Junior Sister Zhao Zhuji really deserves to be the arrogance of the Infinite Sword Sect. You can see it as soon as you open your mouth. I believe everyone, like me, is looking forward to her showing off her skills!"

The hostess breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the painting style of Wuliangjianmen's disciples is still normal!

Fortunately, the remaining one is also from Wuliangjianmen, so it should be very easy.

Let her think about the information she has memorized in advance, the next person's name is Hong Butian... Well, the realm is the third level of Qi Refining?

Hostess: "???"

"Ahahaha...it's my turn, right?"

Hong Butian looked at everyone's eyes focused on him, and smiled awkwardly, why... the semi-finals?
Could it be that cousin Xiaoli and cousin Xiaoyang instigated them to operate behind the scenes?
Hong Butian's heart was suddenly filled with conspiracy theories, and he felt inexplicably sad. It turns out that the practice world is so corrupt.

It turns out that such an aboveboard game can also be faked?
It turns out that a guy who has practiced for less than a year can also enter the semi-finals?

Damn it, the practice world is so dark and terrifying... The dark and evil forces are acting recklessly under the umbrella of protection!
Hong Butian took a closer look, the umbrella is Xiaoli Xiaoyang, and the evil forces are actually myself? !
(End of this chapter)