So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 305 Family Rules: The easiest to break rules with the least cost and the most emotional impact to some extent

"Come back, come back, mom and dad open the door for Xiaohuo!
Xiaohuo helps the forgetful parents to bring the lazy sister back! "

Xiaoli Huohe carried a little sloth on its back, flapping its wings and flying towards Yangli's house, shouting, "Open the door for Xiaohuo!"

Less than two seconds after the voice fell, a gap appeared in the semicircular barrier covering Yangli's house, allowing Xiaohuo to fall smoothly into the courtyard.

"Mother?"

Xiao Huo asked curiously, "Where does Lazy Sister live?"

"Just put it on the pomegranate tree, she said before..."

Hongli's voice came leisurely: "Come here and see if the house prepared for you is suitable. If it is not suitable, just tell us that there are still many vacant rooms in our house..."

"Well, every time I mention these details, I feel deeply grateful to those senior sisters and senior brothers."

Hei Yang's voice came from the side: "I always feel that the previous hospitality was not enough to show sincerity, or else I should give him some more thank you gifts."

"You can have this, wait for Xiaoyun to come next time and ask her to help carry it..."

Hongli was thinking, and turned her head to see a little red head protruding from the door of the living room, looking at the room curiously, and couldn't help waving with a smile: "What are you doing sneakily, this is our own home, It's not the first time we've met, come quickly and have a look at the house prepared for you."

"oh oh!"

Xiaohuo's eyes lit up, and he trotted all the way to his parents' side, stretched his head to look inside, widened his eyes: "Wow! There are pink wall stickers on the wall, and there is a small bed that looks very comfortable.

At the head of the bed are the little flamingo dolls, the red glass puppet that Aunt Xiaoyun gave to her mother, hey, and the black Xiaoyang puppet of my father, when did you get it? "

"Ah, Heiyang found a piece of wood and cut it with a sword."

Hong Li laughed, jokingly bumped into Hei Yang, who had officially become her husband legally, and said cheerfully: "A certain guy saw the appearance of little flamingo loving each other next to his mother, Hong Xiaoli, and then that little A glass heart can't stand it.

Picked up a piece of wood "creaking" in the middle of the night and put it in the living room to cut Hei Xiaoyang, and then quietly put Hei Xiaoyang next to us.

I thought he got up in the middle of the night to steal something, hehe. "

"Smile, laugh, laugh, laugh!"

Heiyang slapped Hongli angrily, the latter laughed happily, rubbed his butt, and didn't feel the nerve to continue to provoke Heiyang.

"Okay, okay, don't tease me."

Like coaxing a child, Hongli touched Heiyang's head squatting on the ground with a smile, reached out and led Xiaohuo into the room, looked around the bedroom, and asked, "How are you, satisfied with this room?" ?"

"satisfy!"

Xiaohuo nodded with bright eyes, "It's much, much bigger than the small house where Xiaohuo lived before!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's smile froze, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "A certain Li has lived in that small house for 15 years since she was three years old. The house is too small, I really feel sorry for Lord Xiaohuo."

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo sneered and said: "No, no, Xiao Huo just praised this house, and didn't mean to say that the small house that my mother lived in before was bad, and I definitely didn't step on it!"

"Ha, I'm just telling the truth, Xiaohuo, who are you scaring with Hongli's tone!"

Hei Yang pulled Xiao Huo behind him to protect him, and comforted him: "It's okay, Xiao Huo, Dad is covering you, boldly speak out what's on her mind, the room before her Hongli was really pitifully small.

Well, anyway, it's not as big as my house, and I've laughed at her many times, so this time it's not bad for you! "

"Hey, what do you mean? My house is a little smaller than yours, so what! I still have my own study!"

Hongli couldn't help but shouted loudly: "Do you have it? Do you have it? Does Heiyang have his own study? No! Heh!"

"The combined area of ​​my bedroom and my study is larger than your bedroom, so the area of ​​my house at my disposal is obviously larger than your Heiyang. I really don't know what you are so proud of!"

Hongli snorted softly, stretched out her hand and pulled Xiaohuo into her arms to hug her.

"Xiaohuo, don't listen to him stirring up the relationship between our mother and daughter. Your father is not a good person. You should avoid dealing with him in the future, or you will be appointed to be bad when you grow up!"

"Slander, right?"

Hei Yang raised his brows: "What evidence do you have that Xiao Huo will imitate me? Did he just open his mouth?"

"Aha?"

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang in astonishment, and pointed to herself: "I'm not the evidence?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang's expression froze, and seeing Hongli's upright expression, he lowered his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, you won, but I lost."

"Ha, you're acquainted!"

Hongli smiled proudly, not ashamed, but proud.

She walked Xiaohuo with a happy face to the shelf by the wall, smiled, and took out the storage bag: "It's not over yet!"

"Ah?"

Xiaohuo tilted his head curiously, and then saw that Hongli suddenly poured out a bunch of snacks from the storage bag, bread, chips, biscuits, candy, jelly, fruit juice, raisins, melon seeds, peanuts, fruit candies...

Under Xiaohuo's stunned gaze, piles of big bags and small bags were piled up on the shelf, and the shelf overflowed in the blink of an eye, while Hongli was still pouring snacks out with a kind smile on his face.

"Mom, enough is enough!"

Xiao Huo quickly said: "Xiao Huo can't eat anymore! There are so many to eat!"

"Huh? How is that possible?"

Hongli frowned, and couldn't help but said: "You could eat it when you were born, why can't you eat it now?

This is what you like to eat, don't be polite to your mother, eat it at ease! "

"Hey, is there a possibility..."

Heiyang looked at the maternity-brilliant Hongli, couldn't help but chuckled and poured cold water on him: "My little fire eats delicious food and drinks spicy food at my parents' place these days, and there are all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas. I don't care about you, Hongli. Is it a joke?"

"what?!!"

Hongli's eyes widened suddenly, and behind her was a thunderbolt. She felt a long arrow piercing her heart. She looked at Xiaohuo with a sad face, and her lips trembled distinctly.

"Could it be, Xiaohuo, you..."

Hongli's voice was crying, and Xiaohuo's conscience ached when he saw it.

"Xiaohuo is not, Xiaohuo is not!"

Xiao Huo quickly waved his hands: "Mom, don't listen to what Dad said!"

"small fire……"

Hongli couldn't cry, she threw her head into Heiyang's arms, crying, "Heiyang, my daughter has grown up, and she dislikes the old mother, woo woo woo, she doesn't want us anymore!"

"Well, alas, Xiaoli, you, I, alas..."

Heiyang sighed, patted Hongli on the back, wiped his tears with a lonely face, and said: "There is no way to do this. If you want to blame it, you can blame us for ignoring our children when we were young. Now this is to get revenge on us two old bastards." No matter how painful it is, I have to bear it.”

"Woooooooo..."

Hong Li continued to cry: "Then the two of us will drop gold coins..."

"Who knows..."

"Woooooo..."*2
"???"

Looking at the two actors, a row of black lines was drawn on Xiao Huo's head, and he couldn't help but shouted: "Mom and Dad, you are enough! Stop teasing Xiao Huo!"

"Woooooooo, the baby is her father, the child is yelling at us..."

"Oh, baby, mother, bear with it, you won't be able to hear when you're almost deaf..."

"Woooooo..."*2
"Well, Xiao Huo is going to tell grandma..."

"!!!"

Heiyang Hongli froze suddenly, flashed behind Xiaohuo in an instant, pinched the left and right shoulders eagerly for the aggrieved daughter, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, Xiaohuo can't do it, parents are teasing you!

Hahaha, just to say, Xiao Huo is so cute, um, so sensible, ah, such a kind little girl, how could she dislike her parents?

No, just now Xiaohuo helped my parents to pick up the sloth. She knows how to share the pressure of her parents at such a young age. She will definitely be a filial daughter in the future, and she will rely on Xiaohuo to take care of her when the time comes! "

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..."

Hearing that his parents were finally willing to tell the truth, Xiao Huo kept nodding his head: "Well, that's it, that's right, Xiao Huo is such a sensible child!"

"Then, sensible little fire, let's discuss the house rules?"

Heiyang Hongli looked at each other and smiled kindly.

"no problem!"

Xiao Huo waved his small hand, his face full of pride: "The rules are only for bad kids, good kids will never feel the existence of rules! Ha! It just so happens that Xiao Huo is a good kid!"

"Very good! Ambitious!"

Heiyang laughed and stretched out his hand: "Hongli, bring the house rules!"

"Come on!"

Hong Li reached out and pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Xiao Huo: "Xiao Huo, watch the house rules!"

"Huh? Have you finished writing?"

Xiao Huo took it in surprise, was stunned for a moment, and found that the paper had been folded in half, she unfolded it from the middle, then found that it was still folded in half, unfolded it again...

Expanded, uh, continued to expand...

Xiao Huo held the house rules high, watched the paper dragged down a long line, couldn't help but draw a row of black lines across his forehead, sighed, and slowly started from the beginning.

"Family Rules of the Yangli Family in the Five-Color City"

【Dear Xiaohuo, you are welcome to join our harmonious and friendly family. Dad Heiyang and mother Hongli will fulfill their responsibilities conscientiously and fulfill their duties as parents, so that you can experience the warmth of home and the company of your family. 】

[Before officially becoming a member of this family, Xiaohuo please carefully keep in mind and abide by the following rules, so as not to destroy the harmony of the family. 】

[One, Yangli's family has an excellent defense system, the safety of the family members will be fully guaranteed, and it is absolutely impossible for outsiders to enter the house without permission.

Therefore, if Xiaohuo sees strangers or other creatures at home, tell your parents immediately, don't talk to them, don't approach them, especially when strangers want to take you to the aquarium or playground with lollipops. 】

[Second, the Yangli family has only one child, Xiaohuo, and will probably only have one daughter, Xiaohuo. If Xiaohuo feels lonely, he can explain it to his parents, and then look forward to the appearance of one or two younger siblings. 】

[Third, mother's study room is a place that needs to be absolutely clean and tidy, and the books should be placed in order, please make sure you don't leave any rubbish in the study room. 】

[Fourth, the kitchen at home is generally not used for cooking. If you see food in the pot, make sure it is not leftover from before. 】

[Five, don't go into your parents' house casually. 】

[Sixth, there is no wine at home. If you smell wine, find out quickly, it may be some fruit that has rotted and fermented. 】

【Seventh, if you see alcohol at home, leave immediately. It is the medicinal wine of parents. 】

[Eight, don't disturb the sloth's sleep, and generally don't disturb the parents' sleep. 】

[Nine, when the sloth is awake, be extremely vigilant, because this is an emergency! 】

[Ten, in the middle of the night, or in the morning, or at noon, or, ahem, anytime, when you hear strange noises in your parents’ bedroom, or your parents’ screams, yelling cough, Don't worry, Mom and Dad are just talking in your sleep!
(Addition: A sound-proof barrier has been installed in the parents' bedroom. If there is still sound coming out even so, it only means that the parents' dream talk is relatively loud. Ahem, don't worry, parents can hold it! Well, it refers to psychological The ability to withstand it! There is no other meaning!)]

[Eleventh, when Dad/Mom is suddenly caught by Mom/Dad into the bedroom in the living room, please don’t worry, Mom and Dad are just talking in their sleep! 】

【Twelve, when Xiaohuo wants to go out to play, remember to tell your parents.

If parents are sleeping, they can choose to wait for their parents to wake up, or bring at least one of the "Red Little Glass Puppet" and "Black Xiaoyang Puppet" in their room, and make sure that the "Little Flamingo Doll" is in Xiaohuo's bedroom.

Remember to leave a note for your parents when you leave, and you must be home before [-] pm. 】

[Thirteen, if parents sleep for more than a week, you can choose to take the initiative to remind (cross out) and choose to knock on the door to wake parents, unless parents have explained in advance. 】

[Fourteen, if parents don't respond, go to grandma or grandma immediately, parents may be too hungry to walk, please ask them to save parents! 】

[Fifteen, Xiao Huo must go to bed early and get up early, and he is not allowed to imitate his parents' bad habits! 】

[Sixteen, when Xiao Huo felt that the nutrition of the food at home could not keep up with his physical development, he immediately told his parents to avoid malnutrition. 】

[Seventeen, there is no so-called "plantation area" at home, but parents will find a way to find a chance to get it out, so don't be afraid even if you stray into the plantation area, maybe you just forgot to tell you that you have already got it out. 】

[Eighteen, if you can't see the sloth in the yard, it proves that the plantation area has probably been made. 】

[Nineteenth, if you enter the plantation area by mistake, a small fire cannot destroy the vegetation in it, let alone pick unripe fruits casually. After they are ripe, there will naturally be a small fire. 】

[Twenty, after getting lost in the plantation area, don't panic, shout the sloth's name, she will appear to take you out. 】

【21. If the sloth does not appear, go straight in the direction opposite to the only tree in the plantation area, and Little Fire will come out. 】

[22. As a last resort, when there is nothing to do, if you think bad things about your parents, your parents will rush to help Xiaohuo in time... and then blow up Xiaohuo's ass. 】

【23. Even if we sue our grandma and grandma after a small fire, and make our parents' butts blossom, we will not give in!Parents should not be humiliated! 】

[24,...]

【……】

【……】

"Uh... ah... this..."

Xiaohuo frowned more and more, his clever little head turned quickly, scratching his head while trying to understand the house rules.

"The rules of our family are so complicated..."

"Ham, it's really nothing, just a few parts in summary."

Hong Li waved her hand: "The first part, first familiarize yourself with what's in the house, and quickly get used to the environment at home.

The second part, don't wrong yourself at home, just say what you have.

The third part, under normal circumstances, don't bother your parents if there is nothing to do, if there is anything...

The fourth part has classified and given detailed specific countermeasures, as well as countermeasures beyond the unexpected and unexpected, and countermeasures beyond the unexpected beyond the unexpected..."

"uh-huh."

Heiyang smiled and said: "Don't look at the long list as scary, in fact, our family has no rules, most of them are listed by parents who are worried about your safety.

Because being a parent for the first time, I'm always afraid that something might go wrong. "

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo nodded half-understanding, seeing his parents genuinely caring and warm in his heart.

But she still has a question: "What is the plantation written on it?"

"Oh, Mom and Dad want to plant a very important flat peach tree. I told the sloth before to ask her to help protect it."

Hei Yang explained: "Because the yard is still not safe enough, we have to open up a plantation, plant flat peach trees in it, and increase fertilizer and reinforcement from time to time to ensure its safety."

"open up?"

A question mark appeared on Xiao Huo's head.

"It's a small world, like a small secret realm like the Five Elements and Five Parts, or a special space like the other side of parents' supernatural powers."

Hongli said proudly with her arms akimbo: "We are going to dig out a small secret space in the courtyard, specially used to hide the flat peach tree and plant it."

"That's right, we already have the ability to create a similar small secret realm!"

Hong Li met Xiaohuo's gaze, nodded affirmatively and said: "Generally speaking, monks who have reached the Nascent Soul Stage will be exposed to space abilities.

However, although the two of us do not have the Nascent Soul stage, we already have spatial supernatural powers. Even if we are only at the Golden Core stage, the means of using space abilities are no worse than those old Yuanying-level people who have been immersed in this way for many years! "

"Like this..."

Hongli stretched out her finger and swiped in the air, tearing a dark hole in the air: "Supernatural power, exile!"

"Wow!"

Xiao Huo looked at his mother and the crack in the space she drew with admiration, and looked into it curiously: "Is this the inside of the space, or the outside of the world?"

"It's so shocking..."

Xiaohuo's reddish eyes were darkened by the void, feeling the suction force from the space crack, feeling the surrounding airflow becoming irritable and restless, watching the space crack gradually enlarge...

Wait, suction?irritable?enlarge? !

Xiao Huo suddenly came back to his senses, his eyes widened and he was about to speak, when he saw a pair of big hands smoothing out the cracks with a slap, and then slapped Hong Li's head with a slap.

Heiyang said viciously: "Next time, if you continue to do the dangerous behavior of creating space cracks in the house at home, I will let you talk about the last month's sleep!"

Hongli: "..."

hateful!Heiyang's threat is so frightening!

(End of this chapter)