So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 303 In addition to the main mission plot, there are still many mini-games hidden in the map, right?
In the early morning of the next day, the Heihong family carried bags and bags to buy goods in a mighty manner. A team of seven or eight people walked on the street. Let’s not mention how many of them sneaked in to make up the number, but the rate of return is quite high. .

At the front of the line are Qing Lianlian and Xiao Huo, two little lolitas, jogging and running at the front, causing Lianlian's sister Qing Yiyi to roll her eyes.

"What do you say that you are an adult, but the result is not as stable as Xiaohuo..."

Qing Yiyi murmured about her own sister, while Lan Yuying beside her comforted her with a helpless smile.

"Okay, Yiyi, no matter how good you are at your age, Lianlian is still a child after all!"

"That's true, it's better than some two guys who can't cheer up every day."

Qing Yiyi showed half-moon eyes, looked at the two guys hanging at the end of the line, shook her head and sighed, she was too lazy to talk to them, but turned her head to look at the serious Hei Muguang beside her.

After the two of them sobered up, they looked like a good husband, stable and reliable, as if they were not the two who were caught drunk yesterday.

Feeling his wife's gaze, Hei Muguang quickly assured with a sneer: "Yiyi, don't worry, I will definitely not sneak out to drink today!"

"Just today?"

"Ahem, it's not just today!"

"Tch, it's the same as not saying..."

Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes in displeasure, last night Hei Muguang couldn't let the smell of alcohol dissipate after all, and originally wanted to drive him to Xiaoyang's original room to sleep.

Although she was still too soft-hearted in the end, she let Hei Muguang climb onto the bed in a daze, and slipped into his arms in a daze, ahem...

"what……"

Qing Yiyi blushed imperceptibly across her cheeks, covered her face and coughed softly, her voice raised and she pretended to be dissatisfied: "That depends on your performance."

"Hey, yes yes yes..."

"..."

"Look, we fixed the bench at home like this, and I will simply draw the frame for you..."

Holding the pen, Hei Yang lowered his head to write and draw in the small notebook, and used a few simple lines to represent the bench at home.

"Then, you see, cut and hollow out here a little bit, and put in those long cushions you just bought.

Then use the spring mattress of this small bed to press it on the top, and find a way to fill the backrest with stuffing similar to pillows.

The outermost layer is veiled with fabrics such as velvet, embroidery, etc., forming a soft human contact surface...”

"Would that be more comfortable?"

Hong Li also lowered her head, hugged the book, put her head on Hei Yang's back, and followed closely behind him step by step.

She parted her mind to listen to Heiyang's chirping, and casually asked what was on her mind.

"Is that still called a bench?"

"I'm not a poor man's sofa, but it must be more comfortable to lie on than the original one."

Hei Yang waved his hand, shook the notebook in his hand, and continued to gesture: "There is also the floor, I plan to pave it with soft cushions and densely sewn cloth.

In this way, you don’t need to wear shoes to enter the house, and you won’t feel uncomfortable when you roll and fall in the middle of the night, and you can continue to sleep. If you round it up, it’s equivalent to a big bed on the floor of the whole house, and you can roll around in the whole house go away. "

"Oh……"

Hongli turned the pages lightly, still casually: "I think the bedroom alone is enough, maybe we can add a study room, other rooms, don't we need this?"

"Well, which color do you think you should use..."

"Oh, oh, you can use whatever you like!"

Hong Li didn't care and said: "You can arrange it however you want, as long as you remember to put yourself in it, then I have nothing to think about, so you don't have to keep asking me."

"You have a sense of being the mistress of the house, okay?"

Heiyang turned around speechlessly, pinched Hongli's chin, lifted her head, and said with dead fish eyes: "I said, you should be more careful.

What is it to walk on the road without looking at the road or people, and to read a book with your head down. "

"The new book I just bought yesterday, how could I resist its temptation!"

Hongli was forced to look up at Heiyang, and said with a small face, "Are you going to deprive me of my few hobbies?"

"Don't speak so badly of me!"

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he turned to stand side by side with Hongli, with one arm around her and leaning towards him, pointing forward with his finger.

"Both my parents are here, you say such things out of nowhere, what if they think I'm bullying you?"

"Huh? Isn't it?"

Hongli shrank her head, showing a tearful expression, raised her head miserably, looked at Heiyang with a face of fear, and said sadly: "Under the high-handed rule of Lord Heiyang, Hongli can only swallow her anger and submit to it." .

In the face of Master Heiyang's orders, he dared not disobey even the slightest bit, and silently endured the countless punishments and tortures imposed on him by Master Heiyang..."

"Hehe, then I'm really hateful."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, looked down at the book in Hongli's hand, and saw the words "corpse", "blood", "fragments" and "distortion" at a glance, and black lines could not help but appear on his head.

"I remember that the books you usually read are not so bloody and heavy?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli vigilantly, trying to estimate his wife's mental health, so that he could take countermeasures in advance... In the worst case, he had to be mentally prepared!

"Hey, what is that strange look on your face?"

Hongli glanced at Heiyang unhappily, lowered her head to read the page in her hand, and then unfolded the cover for Heiyang to read.

"Look, I have written the subtitle of the third part—the blood flower finally blooms."

"so?"

Heiyang tilted his head, waiting for Hongli to speak.

"That's why the main theme of this movie is killing everywhere!"

Hongli tapped the book cover lightly with her fingers, and explained: "The heroine is out for revenge. At the end of the last one, it was already hinted that the heroine has turned black.

Sure enough, from the beginning of this film, the heroine is killing all the way!

Wow, you don't know, in the first part, this girl was so silly and sweet, the little flower in the greenhouse, innocent, kind and trouble-free, the kind who pretends to be a little flower every day in her dreams, punching her twice and crying for a long time.

But then she encountered a series of accidents, her family was ruined, her family fled, she fled, betrayed and betrayed, she was so unlucky that drinking cold water could get stuck between her teeth...

Oops, anyway, I'm so miserable, Sister Hongli, I can't see this kind of cutie suffering, it made me cry! "

"real or fake?"

Hei Yang looked doubtful: "The tears of the crocodile? The death of the rabbit and the sorrow of the fox?"

"Of course it's true!"

Hongli hammered Heiyang angrily, and snorted softly: "The oppressive feeling of the first two films, the tragic atmosphere created by the gap between the front and the back...

It took me several times to finish it, because I had to slow down for a while while watching it. "

"But it's all right now, the little cutie has turned into a big shark, alas, although it can be regarded as a kind of abuse, because she can't go back to the past..."

"Well, it's probably like this..."

Hongli stopped, took two steps back, fiddled with her bangs, and smiled sweetly: "This is the heroine's appearance at the beginning."

"Then……"

Hong Li shook her head, her innocent and romantic expression gradually turned gloomy, she covered half of her face with her hair, revealing a vicious eye, with a strange arc drawn at the corner of her mouth, and said with a chuckle: "This, it's blackening." back!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help laughing out loud, and stretched out his thumb: "Yes, very vivid!"

"It's far away. She really experienced those misfortunes. I just pretended...and I don't want to be like her!"

Hongli sighed, clenched her fists and gritted her teeth: "But it's okay, at least those guys who disgusted my two movies will be picked out by the heroine and killed!

The author said that the third book is the last book in this series, and I can finally feel better, so let's take it as a consolation!
Although I think there will be endless emptiness after revenge, but at least before, let's make the enemy more unfortunate! "

"..."

Hearing Hongli's indignant accusation, Heiyang shook his head, and he could tell that Hongli was really fascinated by watching it, but if he really wanted to follow the plot that Hongli said, maybe Heiyang couldn't watch too much and gave up.

With a glass heart like him, he can't see any cruelty, misery, etc. In this respect, Hongli is stronger, knowing that it is a knife and still swallowing it.

"Although I haven't read the first two books you mentioned, but since you said that these three books are written by the same author..."

Hei Yang was not afraid to speculate with the worst malice: "Since the previous plots are so cruel, maybe she will also bury a knife in the finale?

One must know that a guy like this who is always a swordsman, who knows if she will become more and more addicted to writing.

For example, in the first film, there are dead personal characters, in the second film, there are dead personal characters, and in the third film, there are a lot of dead characters...you know what I mean? "

"Bah, bah, shut up the crow's mouth! Who knows what you mean!"

Hongli glared at Heiyang viciously, and silenced him.

"Tongyan Wuji Tongyan Wuji, children's words can't be taken seriously, the bad luck is gone, the bad luck is gone!"

"Huh, little black sun, don't mess with my mind!"

Hongli took a deep breath and hummed softly.

"The so-called tragedy is to destroy the beautiful things for others to see.

The main character of the book has nothing to lose, so there's no way she's breaking my defenses again! "

"..."

A few black spots appeared on Heiyang's head, he stretched out his hand to brush Hongli's hair back, and couldn't help rubbing the other's head a few times, causing the latter to roll his eyes.

"Do you want to see it?"

Hongli moved her body and asked Heiyang.

"Walking and reading is not a good habit..."

Heiyang educates his girlfriend seriously.

"Stop talking nonsense, watch it or not."

"Look!"

"That's right, hehe."

A bright smile appeared on Hong Li's displeased face, and she reached out and handed the sunshade flower umbrella she just bought to Hei Yang, who naturally took it with her hand, propped up the umbrella, and let the shadows fall to cover the two of them.

Heiyang raised his head and looked at the pattern on the umbrella, the red ribbons were decorated around it fluttering down, it doesn't look like a serious umbrella at first glance!
To be honest, the sunshade effect of this umbrella is actually not as good as buying a big black umbrella casually.

However, this umbrella is actually bought for wedding decoration, and it has a great ornamental effect and practical effect, so it is good to ignore this small flaw.

Who doesn't have a weakness, right? As long as it can play its due role well and decorate the wedding scene beautifully like the mother and the others said, that's enough!
As for decoration, they certainly didn't just buy this one. There are colorful umbrellas of the same or different styles in the storage bag, waiting quietly to shine at the right time.

The red ribbons covered the faces of the two, and the circular shadow moved slowly with the team.

As they continued to advance, it was naturally difficult for such a conspicuous team not to attract people's attention.

For example, Heiyang and Hongli are squatting at home. It has been nearly 20 years since they were born. As a result, except for the direct blood relatives, they can count the rest on their fingers.

And those who "know" people, the relationship between the two of them is not very good, at most they know a full name, say a few words and so on.

Most of the rest belong to the kind of familiar and unfamiliar people who "look familiar, but when I ask, I don't know what they are called, where they live, who they are, and what they should call them". people!
Probably, it looks familiar and knows that it is a person from the Five Colors City, but I don't know anything else, I can only say that I have an impression.

And when others mention Heiyang Hongli, they also use words like "Mu Guang's son" and "Yu Ying's daughter" because they don't know what their full names are...

Occasionally, if you don't go out for a while, you may be asked "Where are you two from, you look a little unfamiliar" when you go to buy things in other people's stores.

Usually at this time, Heiyang Hongli would show an awkward but not polite smile. Anyway, it wasn't the first time she was expelled from the Five Colors City, so she got used to it!

But Heiyang Hongli's parents are different, they are neighbors from the same country, whose name and address are, they can talk to almost anyone they meet on the road, and they always look very familiar.

"Good guy, Yu Ying is your daughter, she's so cute!"

"Ahem, that, this is my granddaughter, my daughter is behind."

"Damn, look at my memory, I thought your daughter was only so good!"

"Brother Mu Guang, that's your daughter, she really looks like her mother, haha."

"Uh, that's my sister-in-law, Yiyi's own sister, did you forget that Xiaoyang is the only one in my family, I don't have a daughter."

"Oh, so that's what happened, I'm sorry, I always thought your Xiaoyang was a girl, hahaha..."

"Are your two children getting married? Huh? I thought the two of you were married a long time ago!"

"I've always thought that too. I thought they were together all day long. Why didn't they have children for so long? I thought they had been married for many years..."

"..."

"Looks like someone's talking about us."

Heiyang said suddenly.

"Forget it, what does talking about us have anything to do with us."

Hong Li showed half-moon eyes, and couldn't help but complain: "But have we been socially married for so many years?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang turned the page speechlessly, and said while reading: "Obviously, before the year before last, the relationship between the two of us was really innocent, but we were slandered by them..."

"I feel like I've lost a lot..."

Hong Li curled her lips: "It's like someone said you did a bad thing, if you really did it, there's nothing to say, but if you didn't, you would feel that you lost a chance to do something bad for no reason."

"What is an opportunity to do something bad!"

Hei Yang earnestly educated: "Don't take evil as a small thing and do it well!"

"It's just an analogy, and I didn't do anything bad."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "What I mean is, if I had known that in the eyes of others, we were already impure, then I might as well have gotten you earlier. Members buy first, buy early and enjoy early!"

"Ah this..."

Black lines appeared on Heiyang's forehead, and he gave Hongli a look, letting her experience it for herself.

"It's useless if you look at me again. That's what I thought just now. Is it wrong to tell the truth?"

Hong Li curled her lips, her thoughts diverged: "When it comes to members, I always think of that girl Xiaoyun. She said that she would come to play with me in a while, and she didn't explain the specific time..."

"Just wait, it will be after February."

Hei Yang explained: "I went out after dinner yesterday to take out the trash, and I happened to see my third uncle cleaning up the bird droppings on my hair next to the trash can, cough cough, that's not important...

I chatted casually with the third uncle in a hurry, but the third uncle said that he heard from his father, that is, my grandfather, that my grandfather heard from the master of the medicine king..."

"stop!"

Hong Li patted the back of Hei Yangxia, and said speechlessly, "Let's just get to the point!"

"Oh, the important point is that I heard that in February this year, the practice world will hold another disciple competition every few years. It seems to be celebrating the promotion of the Five Elements Sect to the Holy Land by the way...

At that time, all the famous sects in the cultivation world will send their elders to bring the outstanding disciples of the sect to the Five Elements Sect gathering.

At that time, everyone will eat and drink happily together, watch the disciples fight and fight, and discuss business cooperation and other things by the way..."

"Oh, I'm familiar with this!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up: "Sect martial arts competition, according to my years of experience in reading novels, generally the one who gets No. 1 will be a little-known little disciple, and then become a blockbuster, beat the faces of geniuses from all sects, break a bunch of records !"

"Tsk tsk, don't splash blood on me..."

Heiyang rolled his eyes, and complained: "But you look interested, do you still want to represent the Five Elements Sect?"

"Come on, I'm now the suzerain NPC who gives out prizes to others, and I don't belong to the younger generation anymore, okay?"

Hong Li waved her hand, and said indifferently, "Whoever wants to go, it has nothing to do with us anyway."

"really!"

"Xiaoli Xiaoyang!"

Qing Lianlian trotted over and handed them two candied haws.

"My aunt bought this for you guys. No one is allowed to grab one!"

"Ah, thank you, Aunt Lianlian!"

"Hey, you're welcome!"

Qing Lianlian nodded in satisfaction, and quickly turned around and ran away: "Xiaohuo, wait for auntie, don't steal the leftovers..."

"Little fire is gone!"

"Nonsense, what is that on your lips!"

"That's what my aunt told Xiao Huo to eat just now!"

"Oh, it seems to be true, I read it wrong hahaha..."

"You two run slowly!"

"Don't fall!"

"Mu Guang pays."

"Hey, don't introduce yourself, Xiao Chen is taking it with you!"

"..."

"Heiyang, try this one, it's so sour!"

"I'm sweet, you can eat this."

"Well, then I'll eat one, hehe!"

"As much as you want, I remember there is..."

　Cough cough, good morning everyone Σ(|||▽|||)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)