So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 297 The so-called soul chasing in the underworld, first sending the patient into the underworld, and then chasing the soul back!

It took a long time for Heiyang Hongli to explain to the mothers the ins and outs of obtaining these ingredients.

The two raised their hands and swore that the meat was absolutely legal, just, brave, and heroic...

"all in all……"

Hongli looked at the suspicious eyes of the mothers, and quickly argued: "We are definitely not illegal poaching, everyone in the Five Elements Sect is watching!"

"That's right, the victim didn't say anything, ahem, I mean..."

Heiyang coughed twice, and said embarrassingly: "Don't worry, we definitely didn't take any wrong path!"

"Really?"*2
"real!"

Hongli stretched out her thumb, and said seriously: "The quality of this batch of goods is absolutely..."

"Ahaha, the children at home are not sensible, and they don't know how to speak..."

Hei Yang tightly covered Hongli's mouth with one hand, ignored the other party's "uhhh" protest, and said with a smile: "After all, we are so obedient, when did we ever lie in front of you?"

"Ugh, ha!"

Hongli forcibly removed the palm on her mouth, and affirmed with a face of approval: "That's right, this is the meat of Nascent Soul and Jindan-level big monsters!
The nutritional value of these meats is absolutely top-notch. If you can handle them, they will be so delicious that you can swallow your tongue! "

"Well, that's right."

Hei Yang nodded and said, "Throw me papaya, and give me Qiongju.

You have traveled thousands of miles to bless us at the wedding, and you must come up with something heavy enough to repay us, right?
Not to mention anything else, if you eat a few more bites of these energy-pure meat, you will have the background from physical training to Qi refining, and even Qi refining to foundation building, right? "

"That's right, everyone came to congratulate you, you really shouldn't leave empty-handed..."

Lan Yuying nodded, showing appreciation.

"Can think of such a thing, and even be prepared, the two of you have really grown up!"

"hey-hey……"

Heiyang Hongli smiled embarrassingly, she was a little shy to be praised so much by her mother!
"It's just that, if you want to say heavyweight, it is indeed heavyweight..."

Qing Yiyi rubbed her chin and frowned.

"But a few hundred meters long...is it too big?
The whole city couldn't finish eating it and had to stay half dead! "

Heiyang Hongli: "Ah, this..."

"This is indeed..."

Lan Yuying was also lost in thought: "And you can't just have meat, there must be vegetables, and the combination of meat and vegetables must be suitable..."

Heiyang Hongli: "Ah, this..."

"Besides, since it's such a powerful monster..."

Qing Yiyi holds one hand empty, and makes a slashing movement as if holding a kitchen knife: "Can ordinary kitchen knives be able to chop? Can hot water be cooked? Can everyone chew it with their teeth?"

Heiyang Hongli: "Ah, this..."

"..."

"..."

"Hello? Is it Sister Jinxiu? Ah, yes, it's me, Hong Mouli again hahahaha.

What, tell me to hurry up if I have something to say?

what!Am I the kind of person who calls when I have something to do?Who do you look down on!

What is the relationship between the two of us, I can't just care about you...

Hahaha, you are so accurate!cough cough...

That, ah, yes, that’s right, is there any high-level uncles and aunts who are relatively free in the back kitchen of our Five Elements Sect canteen?

Well, it's the kind that can tear tigers and leopards alive, and slash dragons with knives!

Eh?Really?Our Five Elements Sect is really amazing!
Hehe, the guess is really accurate, as expected of you, you are smart!

Oops, I'm definitely not flattering you, I'm speaking from the bottom of my heart!hey-hey!
Don't worry, don't worry, you must have a share, which one of us is with whom!Eat well!

ha?How can the old man come by himself!That must be us picking them up, Heiyang and I are the best at respecting the elderly!

Ah, I don’t need it now, I don’t need it now, I will tell you in advance when the time comes, um, just asking.

Okay, okay, no problem, hehe, okay, I know, I know, hehe...

Oh, by the way, I would venture to ask, what happened to the bruise at the corner of your eye..."

Seeing the screen in front of her eyes turn black, Hongli turned her head and clenched her small fists, and smiled: "It's done!"

Hei Yang: "Xiao Li, well done!"

Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying: "..."

"Well, let me figure it out..."

Lan Yuying helped her forehead helplessly: "The airship was given by his sect, and the house he lived in was built by him, and now he has to help cook the meals.

Food, clothing, housing and transportation, except for clothes, let others do the rest for you two, wouldn't it be a bit bad..."

"Huh? That's right!"

Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang, widened her eyes and said, "Didn't you say you didn't have any good fabrics?"

"hiss……"

Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "When we pass by, can we buy some goods by the way?"

"Hey hey... ah!"*2
Heiyang Hongli had a big bag on her head, squatting in a corner in self-isolation, if she drew a circle... dare not!
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying: "..."

"Forget it, since you have prepared the meat, leave the vegetarian dishes to us."

Qing Yiyi waved her hands and looked at the two of them.

"Well, if you are asked to contact the helper with your dad, there is nothing you two can do to help.

Beside the two of us, it's too idle..."

After thinking for a while, Qing Yiyi pulled out a few sheets from the stack of papers beside her and handed them to the two, and said: "Then I will leave these tasks to you, buy some miscellaneous things, decorate your own home and so on...

You can play freely according to your own preferences within the scope of requirements, how about this task is not difficult, right? "

"Then look at what you said, there is no such thing as difficulty..."

Hei Yang came back from the corner in an instant, reached out to take the list, and said with a smile: "As long as it is your order, no matter how difficult it is, we will complete it."

"Uh-huh!"

Hongli followed closely behind, showing a confident expression, and kept patting Heiyang's back: "Don't worry, I will supervise Heiyang to complete it carefully... ah!"

"mom---"

Hong Li covered her head and looked at Lan Yuying with aggrieved face, but her mother rolled her eyes with joy.

"It's useless to call mom!"

Lan Yuying snorted softly: "Don't just watch and don't help, this is a matter between you and Xiaoyang, you have to do it yourself!"

"I know, I know……"

Hongli let out a long sigh, and lamented: "After all, I still shoulder the burden of the family. Has life finally laid its hands on the innocent little Hongli?"

"whispering sound."

Lan Yuying rolled her eyes, and was about to say something more, when she heard some noisy voices from the courtyard.

"Sister! Sister! Sister, are you there?"

"Herod~"

"Ok?"

Qing Yiyi froze for a moment, raised her eyebrows.

"It sounds like Lianlian's voice?"

.........

As soon as a few people walked out of the house and walked into the courtyard, they saw a small fire floating down from the branches and flying towards the gate.

"Sister, are you there? Sister...

And almost at the same time, a small head popped out of the gate, Qing Lianlian yelled with some uncertainty, but soon, the red crane that suddenly appeared in sight dispelled Qing Lianlian's doubts, and showed a pleasant expression instead.

"Huh? It's Xiaohuo!"

Qing Lianlian happily opened her arms, and hugged Little Flamingo into her arms. Her body sank slightly, and Xiao Huo in her arms turned into a little girl: "Grandma!"

"Eh!"

Qing Lianlian's eyes smile like crescent moons, and kiss Xiao Huo's little cheek fiercely.

"Xiao Huo, if you are here, does that mean your sister is also here?"

"Yes, yes, grandma is in the house!"

"Hey, I knew I found the right place!"

"Why did this girl come here..."

Qing Yiyi couldn't help but laugh, her sister and granddaughter hugged each other like sisters, it was very strange.

"Lazy, she really can fall asleep wherever she goes..."

Hong Li looked up at the branch, the sloth was hanging on the tree and sleeping peacefully.

"What an enviable quality of sleep."

"Hey, I saw my sister, and Xiaoyang and Xiaoli!"

Qing Lianlian's eyes lit up, and she let go of the little fire in her arms, but she didn't rush into the house immediately, but turned around and waved her hands, and said with a smile: "Thank you Da Ma for bringing me here, thank you for your hard work!"

"Herod~"

After the voice fell, Da Ma's long world-weary face stretched out through the gate, moved his body, walked slowly into the yard, and shook his head slightly at Qing Lianlian, indicating that it was nothing.

The girl first ran to Hei's house to look for her sister, but her sister was not found, and her brother-in-law was not there. There was only a horse, a snake, and two chickens watching the house.

Da Ma thinks about being idle and being idle, instead of watching two chickens show affection at home, and comparing copper snakes to see whose eyes are bigger, it is better to take Qing Lianlian out for a walk.

After taking two steps, Da Ma suddenly saw a tuft of grass coming out from the corner of the courtyard, and he lowered his head and gnawed it off.

Oh, spring, tui~ It hates spring the most!
Don't ask why, spring is here, and it's the season of animals (), but it can only watch the little mare sisters cry secretly.

Ah, why is the world still not destroyed? It would be great if we all die together...

There was a burst of black air on Da Ma, seeing Qing Lianlian and Xiao Huo running towards Qing Yiyi hand in hand, shaking his head, he was ready to turn around and go home, and continue to compare with Brother Snake who has bigger eyeballs.

Happiness belongs to them and has nothing to do with Malaysia.

"Hey!!! Dama!!!"

A sudden shout brought Da Ma's thoughts back to reality. It turned its head to the right expressionlessly, and a black sun came out of the ground at some point.

"law?"

Da Ma tilted his head, what's the matter?

"Huh? Is that the reaction?"

Hei Yang's smile froze, and he said in a disappointed tone, "Didn't I startle you? Hongli usually jumps three feet high!"

"..."

Da Ma stared at the dead fish, and looked at Heiyang speechlessly.

Don't ask why the horse stares at the fish, because if the word fish is replaced by horse, the first two of the three characters are not good words, and the last two are not good words, ahem...

"law!"

The big horse turned its head away and took a long breath. It is not afraid of death, its heart is like stagnant water, so how can it be frightened?

Laziness is just for fun, if life and death are really bearish, it must be Malaysia.

"Hey, don't be so sad every day!"

Hei Yang helped his forehead helplessly, and followed Da Ma to the corner of the courtyard, persuading him: "If you are unhappy all day long, it will gradually affect your body."

"Wu...it doesn't matter!"

The big horse suddenly made a sound. A domesticated horse like it usually listens to a lot of human speech and understands a lot of sentences long ago, that is, its vocal cords cannot make similar sounds.

However, since meeting Heiyang, the other party gave it some pills from time to time, which made it more and more powerful in controlling various parts of the body. Coupled with the guidance of the two little friends, Xiaori and Xiaoyue, it is still possible to speak. Not a problem.

It's just that it still has a bit of Wangdu's accent, er, it's unexpected, but it's reasonable!
"Horse... Horses are tasteless!"

Da Ma said quietly: "Life is [-]% flat and [-]% unsatisfactory. Since...since you can't resist, it is better to die than to live. It is better to eat and wait for death."

"Hey! How can you do this!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but shouted loudly: "The premise of putting it rotten is at least a good body, otherwise it won't be long before it will rot!"

"This is the end of the matter, what else can we do?"

Da Ma curled his lips: "Close your eyes, curl your mouth, man-made disasters and natural disasters have nothing to do with me."

"Ah, although I also think what you said makes sense..."

Hei Yang sighed, with a serious expression on his face: "But, what I promised you before, I must do what I say, how can I keep my word! It's time for me to fulfill my promise!"

"?"

A question mark slowly appeared above Da Ma's head.

"Just... that's what you said before..."

Dama stammered a little: "Let me... die... die... and then re-condense... flesh and blood?"

"That's right, that's it!"

Heiyang raised his palm in front of him, shook it violently, and said to himself: "Don't worry, my power of the other side has greatly increased, and I can definitely arrange it for you this time, there is absolutely no problem!
First use the other shore to draw out your soul, then analyze your soul fluctuations to simulate and fill that part of the soul vacancy.

But it’s not over here, after all, the simulation is not your own, it should be used to induce the soul frequency resonance, so as to induce the regeneration of that part of the vacancy, so that we can get your complete soul.

And at this time, you can't directly stuff your Yin soul into the Yang body, otherwise the finally complete soul will be reversely affected by the Yang body, so that it will become incomplete again.

So we should soak your yang body in yin qi for at least three days, but not more than seven days.

When the right time comes, I will combine your yin soul with your yang body. At this time, the yin soul can in turn affect your yang body. After resting for about two to three months, you will be able to regain your new life! "

"How about it!"

Hei Yang looked at Da Ma expectantly: "Does it sound very reliable?"

"It's terrible! Herod! Law! Law!"

Da Ma's long black face is pale and pale, and it's soul and Yin Qi or something... What are you doing, Yangzi, this is too hell!

"Hey, aren't you afraid of nothing?!"

Heiyang showed dead fish eyes, waved his hand, Lingli grabbed the tail of the big horse that turned to flee, with a displeased expression on his face.

"I've said it in such specific detail, what else is there to be afraid of!"

"Herod! Let... let me go!"

The mane of the big horse wants to blow up. It is not afraid of death, but it is afraid that if Heiyang makes a wrong operation, it will turn into a zombie horse or something.

"Herod! Help! Help... help... erod..."

"Why are you calling so loudly!"

Hei Yang looked at Da Ma whose mouth was sealed by spiritual power, and seeing the latter shaking his head frantically in horror, made him look helpless.

"I said, you make me look like a big villain. I'm here to help you, not to harm you!"

"Uh uh uh uh Riri..."

"Okay, okay, can you calm down first, please calm down first, and I will unmute you."

Heiyang bewitched Keke with a good voice... He comforted him: "Be calm, calm like water, calm down, calm down..."

Malaysia: "..."

Heh, as we all know, the pork quality that is too emotional is not as delicious as the happy pork quality. If you want to coax it to relax and become delicious, right, there is no way!

"..."

A row of black lines were drawn across Heiyang's head.

"I always feel like you're imagining something strange..."

"Forget it, let me comfort you in another way..."

Hei Yang sighed, lowered his voice and said, "Hei Mufeng, do you know him? My dear uncle!

His family runs a horse ranch, and there is a big, fat pasture. When I cure you, I'll take you there and eat as much as you want, right?Nod, or nod? "

"..."

Da Ma shook his head frantically, he didn't have that worldly desire!

"Ah, there is no option to shake your head!"

Hei Yang couldn't help rolling his eyes, and suddenly thought of something, he looked around furtively around, and then whispered: "There are many young, cute and beautiful little mare sisters in the racecourse there, and they will be coming soon." It's spring, you know what I mean?"

"!!!"

Da Ma's pupils trembled, and he looked at Hei Yang in disbelief.

"Really! Can I still lie to you?"

Hei Yang frowned: "If you don't believe me, I can take you to see it first, but, if you don't want to receive treatment then, if you feel powerless, tsk tsk..."

"?!!"

Da Ma froze, and suddenly hesitated.

Do you want to give it a go, a horse that is so tender?

"Why are you hesitating!"

Hei Yang murmured in Da Ma's ear, like raving: "Imagine, a pretty, white, er, cute little mare is looking at you secretly and winking at you crazily."

"!!!"

The horse trembled all over.

"Your face is red, your nostrils are bleeding, your eyes are bloodshot, and the mare sister wants to refuse but still greets you, your eyes are like silk, and you are ashamed and timid..."

"!!!!!!"

The blood of Malaysia is boiling!

"Suddenly, you realized something, and your heart went cold!"

"!!!!!!!!!"

The horse froze suddenly.

"My God! How dreadful that scene must be!
Your embarrassing demeanor, the disappointed and even contemptuous eyes of the little mare sister, and the pointing of the horses beside you..."

"!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The horse trembled all over.

"Suddenly! A black horse with a yellow mane sprang out, brutally snatched away your little mare sister, who should belong to you, and took her away..."

"Herod!!!!"

Da Ma broke free from the not-so-secure restraint, his eyes were red.

"No, no, stop talking, stop talking!"

"Are you willing to see that happen?!"

Heiyang roared loudly.

"Unreconciled!!!"

The horse couldn't help neighing.

"Are you willing to be looked down upon by a horse? Are you looked down upon by a horse you love!"

Heiyang continued to inquire.

"Unwilling!!!"

Ma's subconscious muscles tensed.

"so……"

Heiyang stood up, pressed Da Ma's head, and said in a deep voice, "What should we do!"

"Herod...how...how?"

Da Ma was taken aback suddenly, showing a puzzled look.

"Stupid! Of course it is to fight the bull-headed horse to the end!"

Heiyang hates iron for being weak and said: "Regain your self-esteem! Take back your beloved horse!"

"Regain..."

Malaysian pupils diverge: "Self-esteem..."

"Tell me all about it!"

Heiyang didn't give him any chance to breathe.

"Regaining self-esteem..."

Da Ma gritted his teeth: "Take back my beloved horse!"

"Louder! I can't hear you!"

"Regain your self-esteem! Get your horse back!"

"So should not receive treatment!"

"should!"

"Should I trust Hei Yang?"

"Believe!"

"Are you afraid of any bad consequences!"

"Not afraid!"

"That's right, that's the drive!"

Hei Yang looked at the fighting spirit of Da Ma with satisfaction, and nodded.

"Listen, you have waited for so long just to wait for an opportunity. You have to fight for it. You don't want to prove that you are great. You just want to tell the Ma family that you must get back what you lost!"

"Take back!!!"

"Remember!"

"Herod!"

"Do you remember?!"

"Herod!!!!"

"very good!"

Heiyang straightened up and clapped his hands.

"Go back and wait for the notice. Before spring comes, you will be reborn."

"Herod—"

(End of this chapter)