So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 278 During the first month of the new year, the whole family was reunited, so they took the airship to Tianxiang City to visit the elders, and the elders did not go to bed

When Heiyang Hongli saw the title of the book "Someone Outside the Window", they had already started guessing about the content of the book.

First of all, horror novels, the time should be dusk or late night, right?
After all, horror, first create an unknown and mysterious atmosphere, once the fog map is opened, the line of sight is blocked, so as to appear the horror of ghosts or villains suddenly appearing!

You can't wear a black nocturnal suit and haunt the sun at noon, right?

After all, it’s broad daylight, and people will see you from a long distance away, so how scary is it.

Besides, if there is a big sun at noon or something, the ghosts don't panic because of the heat?
Oh, people work in the middle of the night and have to work overtime during the day, right?
Damn it, workers from all realms unite!

Then there is the location, the window, most likely it will not be in the wilderness, deep mountains, old forests, etc. Of course, it does not rule out the case of getting lost in the wilderness and suddenly seeing an abrupt log cabin.

Well, then there is the word "people", which rules out the possibility of ghosts a lot.

Once combined, the story can imagine a general picture: the victim is a scum with a force value of five, and then meets a few horse teammates, has an accident, and is trapped in a strange old house.

After discussing in a group, everyone decided to stay here for one night and wait until dawn before finding a way to go out.

There may also be a few small disputes, small quarrels, all kinds of gossip, all kinds of tearing up, and tell everyone the personality relationship between these characters.

(Usually at this time, everyone can label each character with the No. [-] short-lived boy, the No. [-] cannon fodder, and the No. [-] oil bottle.)
Then there is sleep, insomnia, small movements, one wakes up the other, maybe someone in the team suddenly opens his eyes, showing a gloomy expression of "I'm not a good thing" and so on.

The noise lasted until midnight, and none of the people could sleep, so they formed a circle again, saying, "Ah, I feel like someone is watching us all the time", "Ah, something is wrong with this house", "Ah, I'm so scared, blah blah", blah blah blah. , to show that they finally know that there is a problem here.

(In general, normal people will feel creepy when they see the scene at first sight...)
Then everyone made a decision, ah, anyway, it’s almost dawn in the middle of the night, let’s chat together, tell ghost stories ahem, tell positive sunshine stories and so on, let’s wait until dawn together.

Hey, someone is going to make trouble at this time, no, I just want to act alone, after all, I woke up in the middle of the night, and suddenly want to go to the toilet or something is reasonable, right?

Cannon fodder [-]: If you can’t do it, you can’t do it, hold on!

Stabhead: Huh?who are you?Dare to speak louder than me?

Second trick: ahaha, let someone go with you, there is a support.

Stabbing head: If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant scriptures.

Short-lived [-]: Well, let me say something fair...

Stinghead: What do you say is fair, is it fair?Are your words necessarily fair?

Well, after offending a group of people with his small mouth and honeyed prickly head, he finally got the right to go to the toilet freely, and disappeared from everyone's sight. He should be an uneasy corpse in the next scene.

Shocked, panic spread, and anxiety was created. At this time, I am showing a few more shots to the window, such as a shadow suddenly flashing past, making the audience terrified and running around.

Those with poor physical strength were tired from running, bent over to catch their breath, and raised their heads, oh ho, they fell behind and were out.

A sense of tension is created, the sense of suffocation is strengthened, and the visibility is getting lower and lower, as if there is wind in the ear.

So some people began to lose their minds, and finally shouted that I want to leave this ghost place, whether it is dawn or not!
Then there will be disputes, and then one or two behind.

At this time, throw out some clues about the murderer behind the scenes, such as the childhood shadow diary, a certain event in the newspaper is marked with a red cross, and the hero and heroine gradually spell out the identity of the murderer behind the scenes.

Then the murderer suddenly jumped out to start a boss battle, escape or die, and then the murderer took out a mental illness certificate to forcefully explain a wave.

In the end, the text surfaced: This story is purely fictional, Barabara...

Well, this is Heiyang Hongli's imaginary version.

However, as the reading progressed, surprise, shock, displeasure, and anger appeared on the faces of both of them at the same time... This story...

How outrageous!
The heads of the two subconsciously tilted back tactically, with an expression of "subway old man's mobile phone" on their faces.

"This this this..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "What the hell is this..."

"call……"

Hongli gradually became expressionless, and her whole body was in a "numb" state.

"If I'm guilty, please let Heiyang punish me vigorously, instead of letting me see such outrageous stories, hey!"

This is completely different from what they thought!
Well, how should I put it, the author seems to want to describe the horror of human nature or something...

So he made up such a small town, and then put a group of cows and horses into the small town...

A small city, including anti-bone boy, wall grass, white-eyed wolf, virgin whore, widow, tauren, dragon, yin and yang, fun, and I don't know if it's human...

The ingredients are more complex, including but not limited to brothers turning against each other, tiger's poison eating son, father's kindness and son's filial piety, unlucky love, best friend's betrayal, neighborhood disputes, wealthy family's revenge, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law disputes, filial piety, true and false daughters, tearing up mistresses, Spy Shadows, Nightmare, Criminal Investigation, High Burning Battles, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds...

Well, at least it involves... the grievances of two generations!
As for the person outside the window, it's not some murderous maniac with an axe, it's the suffering master...

The protagonist's words are from the old Wang's perspective...

Two pairs of numb, dead fish eyes moved together, turning the last page like a walking dead, seeing the end of the last paragraph...

[The wooden boards on the window have been removed, there is no need to hide it anymore. 】

【Old Wang sits in front of the window, quietly looking at the empty street, the pale sunlight shining on the dark red stone road, reflected in his gray eyes. 】

[The footsteps behind him were a bit heavy, and Old Wang could understand that, after all, the other party was carrying a huge axe. 】

【He was thinking about what to say to make himself walk more decently? 】

【He didn't have time to think...】

[It's great, the small town has finally calmed down. 】

"Snapped"

The book is closed.

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"very good."

Hongli said with a blank expression: "I like to add one to the author of a certain Li's blacklist."

"Leave aside the content."

Hei Yang said faintly: "The writing is quite wonderful.

In other words, is there a possibility that two or more pseudonyms in your blacklist may be the vest of the same person? "

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Hong Li rubbed between her brows, sealed the book, and slid her head from Hei Yang's shoulder into his arms.

"It's decided. Next time I see my aunt, I will give this book to her! Sharing is happiness!"

"Good niece, support justice sharing!"

Heiyang curled his red glass head and agreed: "When you are hung from the house, you must remember to notify me to watch the excitement."

"Oh."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes, and let Heiyang cover her sight with her own long hair, and said angrily, "Would you like to help me smoke a few times while watching the fun?"

"I really don't have that idea."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Do you want to continue watching?"

"No, we're almost there."

Hongli turned over and lay on Heiyang's lap, seeing her mother looking outside excitedly, she could guess.

"After going down to grandpa's house, let's find a quiet place to play... No, what are you doing with my head all the time? Do you think it's not round enough?"

Hongli's eyeballs moved up, trying to see the big hand on the head, and couldn't help complaining: "I always feel that my skull will be blown off by you in the next second."

"Ah, yes, yes, I even smashed your Heavenly Spirit Cap."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and snorted softly: "I like disks, is there a problem?"

"I'm going to splash your brains all over you."

"Mom, Hongli is swearing!"

"It's really shameless to make a small report."

"..."

"..."

The small town of Lan Yuying's hometown is called Tianxiang, which is much smaller than Wuse City, and there is no particularly big family, but there are quite a few small families like Lan's.

Hongli was still very curious about why her father came here and how she met her mother, but unfortunately, neither of them told her.

That was a secret between the husband and wife, her Hongli might just be an accident, sad.

The airship stopped far outside the city. After all, if it drove directly into the city, it would definitely cause some commotion or even panic, which was not what everyone wanted to see.

When Hong Xiaochen was woken up, he was still a little confused, probably because he was a little surprised that he got there as soon as he closed his eyes and then opened them.

After all, two hours is too short. If Heiyang Hongli hadn't been able to read quickly, she might not even be able to finish that heavyweight "horror novel".

Under the amazement of his parents, Hongli Heiyang shrunk the airship back and put the presents into the storage bag.

"let's go?"

Hong Li wrapped her coat tightly, turned her head to look at her family, and asked for advice.

"Yeah! Let's go!"

Lan Yuying's impatient look was different from the gentle and demure look she had when she was at home. At this time, she was more like a child who was about to go home, excited and excited.

"Come, come, come, everyone, follow me hand in hand!"

Lan Yuying smiled and said: "The layout of Tianxiang City and Wuse City is slightly different, but don't be afraid, you won't get lost if you follow me!"

These words were mainly for Heiyang and Xiaohuo, after all, it was not the first time for Hongli and her parents to come here.

Seeing his wife's happy and lively appearance, Hong Xiaochen couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth.

He thought that when he met Yuying for the first time, she had such a personality, but after having Xiaoli, she began to become more like his mother.

Xiao Huo held his parents' hands one by one, and smiled brightly among the black sun and red glass.

Fifteen minutes before the estimated time of arrival at eleven o'clock, the sun was slowly moving towards the highest point.

But it's only January, and it won't feel hot at noon.

Hongli yawned, turned her head to look at Heiyang, and found that the latter's eyes were reddish, looking at the surrounding scenery with novelty, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"How about it, is the Five Colors City very different?"

Hongli laughed and said: "I was ignorant for the first time, and thought I came to another world.

There are many things that cannot be seen in the five-color city, um, of course we have more things in the five-color city. "

"Is that so..."

Hei Yang nodded while looking around curiously.

And as everyone got closer and closer to Tianxiang City, Lan Yuying became more and more excited, but Heiyang and Hongli showed some doubts.

"Hello..."

Heiyang gently hugged Xiaohuo, moved to Hongli's side, and whispered: "Did you hear any sound?"

"No."

Hongli shook her head, the faint red light in her eyes was faintly visible, and she also looked puzzled.

"Almost no sound."

In broad daylight, near noon, the city in front of me was strangely quiet.

"Is it like this when you came here before?"

Heiyang asked Hongli in a low voice: "Could it be that the daily life of the people here is different from our Five Colors City?"

"no……"

Hongli shook her head, and said honestly: "I don't feel any difference, logically speaking, it shouldn't be this kind of atmosphere..."

"According to reason..."

Heiyang and Hongli raised their heads at the same time, thinking of the sentence they saw just now.

[It's great, the small town has finally calmed down. 】

"Grass!"*2
"Report you for swearing!"*2
Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"should……"

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "No way? Such an outrageous thing?"

"Uh... absolutely impossible!"

Hongli's expression was stiff: "Maybe it's a festival where everyone is covering their mouths and keeping silent?"

"And this festival?"

"Nonsense, of course not!"

The two looked at each other, moved closer to Lan Yuying and Hong Xiaochen, and shared their findings.

"Guji Guji Guji..."

"Ok?"

Hong Xiaochen was taken aback, his pupils dilated slightly, and soon regained his composure, but looked at his daughter and son-in-law seriously, to confirm again.

"Didn't you hear anything?"

"Actually, I heard some..."

Hongli added: "It's just that the voice is so small that it can be ignored."

"..."

Hong Xiaochen frowned, he didn't doubt the authenticity of the two children's words at all, so if he discarded his luck and thought about the worst...

"What happened in the city?!"

Lan Yuying hurriedly expressed what was on everyone's mind, her face turned pale instantly, Hongli had never seen her mother's expression like this before.

"I'll go and see first..."

Before Heiyang could finish speaking, Lan Yuying rushed towards the direction of the city, but because she was flustered and nervous, and she was wearing a long sky blue dress, she staggered and wanted to fall.

"Mom, slow down, don't panic..."

Hongli and Xiaohuo appeared next to Lan Yuying in an instant, supported her, and quickly comforted her: "There is no smell of blood, no breath of death, and no fluctuations in high-energy spiritual power..."

"The smell of blood? Dead air!"

Lan Yuying stared at her eyes, and felt her head "boom", and little stars flashed in front of her eyes.

"Ah this..."

Hongli was startled when she saw her mother's crazy pupils quake, patted her mouth, quickly pressed her head with both hands, massaged with a gentle surge of spiritual energy, and Xiao Huo turned into a prototype, quickly waving her wings in the Grandma is fanned by the wind.

At this time, Hong Xiaochen came running in a hurry - in fact, it was only a few steps, the key is that Hong Li and Xiao Huo ran faster.

As for Hei Yang, he has already entered the city.

When passing by the city gate, Hei Yang also saw two guards lying limply on the ground, but their lives were still stable and their lives were not in danger, so he stepped into the city and then froze.

"Xiaoli... Xiaohuo... Xiaochen..."

Lan Yuying opened her eyes, looked nervously at the relatives around her, and said anxiously: "I want to go home to see my parents, I want to go home..."

"Go back, go home, aren't we going home now?"

Hong Xiaochen took his daughter-in-law from his daughter's arms with some distress, and patted her on the back to comfort her.

"Isn't this already at the door of the house? Don't panic, don't scare yourself."

"Well……"

Hongli looked at her parents, stood up, looked at Tianxiang City, and frowned slightly.

[Hong Li: Black Sun?Hei Yang, are you there? 】

[Hei Yang: Well, don't worry, I'm fine. 】

【Hei Yang: Well, the city is still safe, but it's a little weird...】

[Hong Li: Huh?What's wrong?Ordinary mobs or elite mobs? 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

【Hei Yang: I think you are a bit weird...】

[Hei Yang: You protect your parents, you will know when you come in and have a look, um, how should I put it, it's like...]

Hei Yang looked at the scene in front of him with a complicated face, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

There are not many people on the whole street, about a dozen or so, seven or eight are lying on the ground and sleeping soundly, five or six are sitting on the side of the street leisurely basking in the sun, and the rest are moving slowly on the road He said, took two steps and yawned, his head went up and down to catch the fish.

With a sound of "crack", a person who was walking staggered and fell to the ground. Instead of getting up, he just turned over and fell asleep on the spot.

Hei Yang: "..."

What's going on with these lazy dogs!

[Hei Yang: It's as if he found an organization! 】

[Hongli: ? 】

"Mom, Heiyang said it's okay."

Hongli directly extracted the key words, and lightly tapped Xiaohuo's little head: "Let's go to grandpa's house."

"Oh hoo!"

Xiao Huo understood it in seconds, and spread his wings to become several times bigger: "Grandma, Grandpa, come up and show Xiao Huo the way!"

"Shh!"

.........

Hei Yang looked up at Li Huo He passing by above his head, and nodded slightly to signal that he knew Xiao Li could see it.

"Is grandpa's house in that direction..."

Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully, looked back, red light flashed in his eyes, and followed the strange aura in the city to find it. The place where the aura meets should be the place where the mastermind behind all this happened.

How should I put it, unexpectedly, but within reason, Hei Yang easily caught the "hand behind the scenes" on a certain tree.

only……

"Uh...a sloth?"

Heiyang grabbed the sloth with both hands expressionlessly and lifted it up. Looking at the cute and meowing creature in his hand, he fell into deep thought.

Name: lazy

Realm: Nascent Soul First Stage Realm
Identity: Native creature in the cruel world, invasive creature in the roaming world.

At this time, the other party is enjoying a baby-like sleep.

"what……"

The sloth opened its mouth slowly, wanting to yawn, uh, halfway through, and was too lazy to finish.

Why do you want to yawn, don't bother to breathe, and cause brain hypoxia...

Hei Yang: "..."

This one is even more heavyweight!

(End of this chapter)