So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 276 There are tens of thousands of roads, safety first, don't drive while drinking, don't drink while driving...

Wuse City, the suburbs, the weather is fine.

In the open space, two girls, one big and one small, stared at each other silently.

One half-squatting, one standing, with their heads at the same height.

One is calm, the other is tense, with different moods.

"I say……"

Hongli finally spoke first, her tone flat and expressionless.

Looking at Xiao Huo who seemed a little nervous in front of her eyes, Hong Li frowned, and suddenly put her hand gently on Xiao Hong's head, feeling that Xiao Huo froze for a moment.

"What's the matter, I haven't seen my mother for a long time, so I can't speak with excitement?"

"Xiao Huo is wrong! Xiao Huo didn't abandon mother on purpose!"

Xiaohuo confessed his mistake when he opened his mouth, with a sad voice.

"I can't blame Xiao Huo for being weak-willed, it's because grandma is kind and gentle, Xiao Huo really can't resist the sweet temptation!
There are also aunts and great-grandfathers, who were very enthusiastic when they first saw Xiaohuo, making Xiaohuo fall in love and unable to escape! "

"uh-huh."

Hongli nodded, and affirmed with a little pride: "Of course, you are young, cute and sweet-mouthed, no matter how many elders you come, you can't stand it."

"Woooooooo..."

Xiao Huo looked aggrieved.

"So, Xiao Huo hasn't seen his parents for three days, it can't be all Xiao Huo's fault, woo woo woo...

"And, and Mom and Dad, you two are alone together..."

After a pause, Xiao Huo sang slowly with a vicissitudes on his face.

"No~ bother~ it's mine~wen~soft~"

Hongli: "..."

A row of black lines appeared on Hongli's head, and he messed up Xiaohuo's little red hair casually, losing his temper.

"Really, I was stupid when I was one and a half years old and didn't know anything, but you are almost as stupid as I was when I was seven or eight...

No, I don't have a lot of waste in my seven or eight-year-old head! "

"Ahaha, the question is, pass on memory, pass on memory..."

Xiao Huo laughed and said: "One generation is stronger than the previous generation, good sign, good sign hahaha..."

"All right, all right, stop smirking, are your mother and I so scary?"

Hongli rested her arms on her knees, resting her chin with a melancholy expression.

"Aren't I the kind of gentle, virtuous wife and mother? How could this be? There must be something wrong..."

"Ahaha, I was wrong, I must have made a mistake, hahaha..."

Xiao Huo didn't want to say anything more, a mature child should go along with his mother with a smirk at this time.

"Tch, a lie."

Hongli rolled her eyes, and muttered in a low voice: "Xiaohuo, how do you think my mother should be like grandma, grandma, and others, giving people the feeling of a gentle elder?
It's that kind of feeling, that kind of feeling..."

"So what does it feel like?"

Xiaohuo tilted his head.

"That's what it feels like, Mommy's feeling, oops, I can't put it into words..."

Hongli clenched her fists tightly, leaned close to Xiaohuo's ear, and whispered, "That's right, she looks very reliable, considerate in doing things, and can make her husband docile..."

small fire:"……"

So the last sentence is the point.

"Uh……"

The corner of Xiaohuo's mouth twitched twice, looking at her mother's shining eyes, she lowered her head and thought seriously.

"Xiaohuo thinks, first of all, there must be love, love for family members!"

"Yes, yes, I'm super loving!"

Hongli quickly followed suit and nodded: "I'm in love with your father, I'm absolutely fine with that!"

"Is that so..."

Xiaohuo nodded thoughtfully.

"Be thoughtful and be good at communication!"

"no problem!"

"Be gentle and kind, smart and capable."

"My strength!"

"You must have a tacit understanding with your family and a tacit understanding!"

"Ha, there is no difficulty at all!"

"Be diligent and diligent, bear hardships and stand hard work."

"Haha, it's not a question at all... huh?"

Hong Li suddenly got stuck, blinked her eyes, and looked at Xiao Huo: "Hard work?"

"uh-huh."

Little Fire nodded confidently.

"Hard work?"

"Ah."

"Patience!"

"Humph!"

Hong Li's expression froze, she suddenly closed her eyes, took a deep breath, smiled sweetly, and showed her white teeth.

"Ha, that's okay. Suddenly, I don't want to be a good wife and mother. Sure enough, I'm still a little trash. Forget about sucking blood with the little trash of Heiyang!"

small fire:"……"

Oh, by the way, she suddenly thought of another reason for being away from her mother for more than three days...following her parents, eating nine meals in three days!
Xiaohuo even had some doubts, wouldn't parents let him take care of them instead?
[Ha, dear daughter, it's time to show your parents your filial piety! 】

[Come on, this is an exercise for you, there is no harm in learning more skills! 】

【Yeah, when you grow up in the future, you will definitely thank your parents who are lazy now... Mmmmmmm...】

【Haha, what your mother means is that when you grow up in the future, you will definitely thank yourself for working so hard now! 】

[Yes, yes, with these survival skills, you will be able to last longer when you are trapped under the cliff in the future! 】

small fire:"……"

So how did she get trapped under the cliff with a li flamingo!
Wait, she seems to be complaining about the picture she imagined...

Xiao Huo had all sorts of whimsical thoughts in his head, until his mother patted his head lightly, before he came back to his senses.

"Okay, let's stop making trouble, let's talk about advanced airships."

Hongli stood up, put down the bottom of the coat she was carrying, and stretched out her hand to Xiaohuo.

"This time the distance is much closer than before, and the slowest speed is only two hours away."

"oh oh……"

Xiao Huo froze for a moment, took his mother's hand, and nodded.

She looked at the dark red coat on her mother with some curiosity, um, how should I put it, it's very handsome!
It's just...it's so long...it's going to cover the calf...

But my mother was not very tall. (strike out)

It must be the fault of the clothes being too long! (correct)
Hongli frowned, and instantly noticed the curious eyes beside her, and then locked onto Xiaohuo instantly, and looked down: "What are you looking at?"

"Ah, no no..."

Xiao Huo sneered a couple of times, but still couldn't hold back his curiosity, his eyes flickered while wearing the red glass coat.

"That is to say, Xiao Huo has never seen her mother's dress before!"

"Ah, this ah..."

Hongli looked down at the coat with a speechless face, and said leisurely: "I haven't worn this one a few times since I bought it, and today I used the cold weather as an excuse to wear this thing in front of my mother."

"Ah this..."

A few question marks appeared on Xiao Huo's head.

Seeing her daughter staring at her, Hong Li glanced furtively left and right, sighed, and gently unbuttoned the two buttons in the middle, revealing the clothes inside.

"No, see for yourself."

"Eh?"

Xiaohuo looked curiously, and then a surprised expression appeared on Xiaohuo's face.

From her point of view, it can be clearly seen that her mother's petite body under the red glass coat, wearing a beautiful little white dress that made her eyes shine, looks very demure and lovely.

"Wow... whoa..."

Xiao Huo stared round his eyes, opened his mouth wide, and couldn't help but let out admiration again and again.

"Okay, so beautiful, my mother is so beautiful!"

"Shh!"

Hong Li hurriedly covered her daughter's mouth, quickly fastened the buttons with one hand, and said solemnly: "Don't say anything about this, as a mother, I'm ashamed to see people, it's hard!"

"Huh? Why?"

Xiao Huo looked confused: "Isn't it beautiful?"

"Good-looking is good-looking, but..."

Hongli showed half-moon eyes, and her face was unlovable. It would be great if it could be set to "only the black sun is visible".

"Xiaohuo also has a lot of little skirts!"

Xiao Huo's face was full of joy: "Grandma and grandma gave it to Xiao Huo, so cute!

Xiaohuo looks so pretty in it, Xiaohuo likes them so much, and put them in Xiaohuo's own little closet! "

"uh-huh."

Hong Li glanced at Xiao Huo expressionlessly, and couldn't help complaining: "It's so nice to say, why haven't you seen you wearing it?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo looked down at his little shirt and trousers, and laughed twice.

"Well, Xiaohuo thinks that because her mother hardly ever wears them, Xiaohuo wants to learn from her, so that she will look more like a mother and daughter..."

"I just didn't expect..."

Xiao Huo curled her lips: "Mom suddenly changed her mind."

"Hey, you think I'm willing."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, and looked at Xiao Huo with a displeased face.

"But speaking of it, why don't you need to wear it? Didn't mom say that she dressed you up beautifully?"

"Ah, because..."

Xiao Huo grinned and said, "Because my Xiao Huo looks cute in whatever she wears!

Well, that's what grandma and the others said! "

Hongli: "..."

Is this a distinction?
Is this the legendary intergenerational relative?

Those who cannot get it are always in turmoil, those who are favored are confident...

At that moment, Hongli realized that there was already a pathetic thick barrier between her and her parents!

In her natal family, there is no place for her Hongli anymore!woo woo woo...

Damn it, fortunately she still has a black sun to depend on, she is not afraid of anything if she has a black sun, she... her black sun?

Hong Li turned her head to look in confusion, and then saw the scene that made her blood pressure soar, her mother was stroking her husband's head kindly!

This is, this is going to draw the bottom line!
"Yu Ying, don't feel embarrassed..."

Qing Yiyi patted her son's shoulder with a smile and said: "This brat is disobedient and ignorant outside, you don't have to tell me when you come back, just treat him as your own son.

I used to talk about getting Xiaoyang to recognize you as a godmother, but it never worked out. Now that they are together, you are still a fucking mother, hehehe. "

"Ham, look at what you said, Yiyi."

Lan Yuying cheerfully stroked her son-in-law's head, and said warmly: "Xiaoyang was also raised by me, and I have long regarded him as my own child."

We all know the two children, they are not the kind of characters who like to cause trouble, so there is no need to train them, haha. "

"The training still needs to be trained."

Qing Yiyi paused, then lowered her voice and said: "It doesn't matter whether there is a reason, the important thing is that training my son will make me feel like a mother!

Generally, they don't say harsh words, just nagging a few words for fun is also very fun, and they can forcefully find opportunities to talk to their children more.

It's not easy for me to give birth to a son, so it's reasonable to train and play a little bit! "

"Ahaha, this..."

Lan Yuying's smile froze, her hands trembled and she almost pulled Hei Yang's hair.

Hei Yang: "..."

Mom, you don't have to keep your voice so low, after all your son's hearing is still very good...

"Listen clearly to what Mom just said to your mother-in-law?"

Qing Yiyi looked at Heiyang, and tested: "Do you know what to do?"

"I know."

Heiyang smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will be obedient."

"If you know it, let me know how you know it?"

"Ah this..."

Heiyang was stunned for a moment, then beeped softly: "Mom, my mother, and the mother of people..."

"Hmm... You can barely pass the test."

Qing Yiyi smiled, and twisted her son's shoulders so that he faced Lan Yuying.

"Come on, call mom and let mom listen."

Hei Yang: "..."

My mother is a happy person, how to fix it, wait online, it is very urgent.

Oh, my mother is called Niang, and my mother-in-law is called Mom?
Or are the pitches different?
"Ahem, that, haha..."

Heiyang smiled and looked at the smiling Lan Yuying.

"Mom, your daughter is very moist~" (cross out)

"Cough, mom..."

Heiyang called out.

"Eh."

Lan Yuying smiled brighter: "Xiao Yang will be a good boy."

"stop it--"

A figure suddenly inserted between the two, opened its arms, and separated the two of them lightly and quickly.

"Woooooooo..."

Hong Li said with an aggrieved face: "What are you doing behind my back! Am I isolated?"

"Ah this..."*2
"This is my mother!"

Hongli put her arms around her mother, and looked at Heiyang with a vicious look on her face: "My mother first, and then yours!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"This is my husband!"

Hongli turned her head to look at her mother again, humming and said, "My husband first, and then your son-in-law!"

Lan Yuying: "..."

"Pfft haha..."

Qing Yiyi, who was watching the fun, couldn't help laughing, pointed at herself and said, "What about me, what about me?"

"mom!"

Hong Li opened her mouth and came.

"Eh!"

Qing Yiyi's eyebrows turned into crescent moons.

"Um……"

Qing Yiyi looked at her best friend, son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter in front of her, and said to Hei Yang with a smile: "Your father and I will not accompany you, the reason is needless to say, we went with a better relationship.

Well, you can follow Yu Ying and the others to have fun, and tell those seven aunts and eight aunts that you are Xiaoli's fiancé, so there is no need to urge the marriage to be a matchmaker! "

"Uh-huh."

Hei Yang nodded again and again, No. 11 said: "Don't forget that cup, after breaking it, the Jindanqi can be tough for a while,

Well, there is also the Copper Snake, he is also at home, if he is bitten by his poisonous fangs, Jin Dan will feel bad too!

If you are really in danger, you can take the key and hide in our house. We have made it very safe there. If Yuan Yingqi wants to forcefully break into our house, he will be able to drink a pot!

And if that's not enough, well, you know, I told you..."

"Oh, don't worry, don't worry, mom will remember, I'll come back after a few words of scolding, right, mom knows."

Qing Yiyi smiled and waved her hands: "Your father and I lived here before you were born, what can we do..."

"Oh, oh, don't say that, it's unlucky, hehe."

Heiyang interrupted his mother's banner with a sneer, he knew that his mother and father were safe at home, but in this kind of thing, he would not have any luck, this is the family relationship he had dreamed of, and it cannot be destroyed !
Just like my parents were always afraid when I was young, my child is so good, will he be bullied or in danger at school?

When I grow up, I see my parents thinking like this again, always thinking that there are so many dangers in this world, my parents are such honest people, will they be bullied by someone!

Wuwuwu, stop scolding, stop scolding, my mother is watching the live broadcast, how can their old people bear this kind of foul language!
"But then again..."

Heiyang looked around suspiciously: "Where's my dad?"

"Hey, that's right..."

Hongli also reacted and scratched her head.

"And my dad? Why didn't you see it?"

"Yeah, where are your dads?"

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying were startled, and then squinted at the open airship hatch together with Hei Yang.

"That, I said..."

Hei Yang said quietly: "I heard that my dad just finished drinking, right..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Qing Yiyi's mouth twitched, she said with a sneer: "Yes."

"That, because Xiaoli said, it's automatic driving, so it doesn't take much energy..."

Lan Yuying smiled stiffly: "Xiaochen just took two sips..."

Everyone: "..."

"Well, huh..."

Hei Muguang looked at the console in a daze, and scratched his head: "How is this thing fixed?"

"Um……"

Hong Xiaochen looked at the pile of levers and buttons in front of him, thoughtful.

"Well, I probably understand..."

"Brother Xiaochen, you have a way!"

"Of course, hahaha!"

"So how should it be fixed?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, look, do this first, then this..."

Hong Xiaochen held the lever and smiled smartly.

"Look, let's go, ignore!"

"dad!"

Heiyang and Hongli arrived at the door of the control room almost at the same time, their eyes widened, and they took two quick steps, both wanting to advance, and squeezed against the door frame...

"stop it--"

"neglect!"

The airship flipped back suddenly, nothing happened.

"Eh?"

Lan Yuying, who hadn't boarded the airship yet, blinked her eyes, and looked at her best friend next to her.

"what?"

(End of this chapter)