So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 273 When the phone's power reaches about 30.00%, I vaguely feel my chest flashing

"Xiao Li, Xiao Li, calm down, calm down..."

Hei Yang poked his head out from under the quilt, and said in panic, "There's something wrong with you, your eyes are about to burst with love!"

"What's the big deal!"

A small hand pressed Heiyang's head, pushing him back.

"It's you, Heiyang, who should be calm, as long as you cooperate obediently, you won't get hurt, otherwise don't force me to bring the wedding night forward!
Let me tell you, I'm very nervous now, don't scare me, otherwise I don't know what I will do!suck..."

"You pounced on yourself, you are nervous, tickle, don't... hiss..."

The quilt was bulged into a ball, stretched out by the outstretched arms or legs, and stretched into various weird shapes.

The quilt obviously only had one layer, but it was like a tight sack, trapping the two of them hard to break free.

"Hoo! Ha!"

Heiyang's blushing head came out from the other side again.

"Click to the end, otherwise, uh..."

Hei Yang was dragged back again.

"I warn you, if you do this again...uh..."

Hei Masculine showed his head and was pushed back again.

"I already……"

Hei Yang's head was half exposed and he was dragged back.

"Hoo ha, ha ha..."

Heiyang breathed the outside air, his eyes were red, this time he went back by himself!

"I'm giving you a chance!"

"Hey, hey! What are you doing, don't resist, ahhh!!!"

"This time—"

"Heiyang, calm down, calm down..."

Another head popped out, Hongli's long hair was messy, and she looked dazed.

"This, this is not right, why is it my turn this time? This is not right!"

"I don't care if you're right or not, it's up to you!"

"Don't, don't, it's almost done, ah!!!"

A big hand dragged the struggling girl back.

"This time——"

"Ah!!!! I don't dare Hei Yang anymore, brother Yang doesn't want it anymore, brother Yang stop!"

Hongli's head came out again, her hands were blocked in front of her chest, her calves kicked wildly, her face was so red that she was about to bleed.

"Oh my god, Heiyang has gone crazy, help me!!!"

"Don't be a mother, it's useless to call me dad! Be obedient!!! Suck..."

"Hey~~"

Hongli was taken back with tears in her eyes.

"Ah!!! Brother Heiyang, spare your life, spare your life!!! Dad!!! Ah!!! Why does he seem to be more excited!!!"

Hong Li got out of her head, and her bright arms struggled to stretch out: "Save..."

Hei Yang: "No one will come to save you, just cooperate obediently and don't resist!"

Hongli: "(┯_┯)"

"Shh!"

Hongli was dragged back.

"..."

"..."

"Pfft!"

Two heads emerged from under the blanket.

"how to say……"

Hongli was expressionless, but her face was flushed red, her chin resting on the bed sheet: "Not bad."

"Should I say it or not..."

Hei Yang's tone was flat, his ears were hot, and his head was also flat on the bed: "It's good."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Nosebleeds dripped from under their noses.

"Cough cough..."

The two turned their heads guiltily.

"that……"

Hongli said weakly, "You saw it all?"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang whispered: "I didn't see what I shouldn't have seen, I've seen what I should have seen..."

"what is……"

Hong Li's head was buzzing: "What shouldn't be seen?"

"..."

Heiyang was silent for a few seconds, then said faintly: "There is nothing you shouldn't see, you are my wife..."

"Is that so..."

Hong Li said clearly: "It means that you have seen everything you need to see..."

"It's hard not to see..."

Hei Yang's eyes were blank: "What about you, did you see it?"

"Well……"

Hong Li was silent for a moment, then affirmed in a low voice: "The figure is great, all of them are great..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Ah, as long as you like it..."

Heiyang felt that his brain was undergoing thermite reaction.

"Ah, thanks for the hospitality, no, I mean..."

Hong Li's heart was pounding: "I like it."

"That's good."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

For a while, the room fell into silence, but for the two people in the Jindan Stage, the silence made the heartbeats in their ears clearer.

"that……"

Heiyang suddenly turned his head.

"actually……"

Hongli turned her head to look back at the same time.

The two can see themselves in each other's eyes.

Seeing the other party's face that was so familiar, the tension dissipated in an instant, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, you, ha ha ha..."

Seeing each other's embarrassed appearance, the two suddenly couldn't hold back their laughter, half of their faces buried in the shadows, laughing like two thieves who stole a chicken.

"It's really good, this feeling..."

Hongli moved her body and put her arms around Heiyang's neck, hooking her shoulders like a good buddy, the latter frowned, and gently pulled the quilt to cover the skin exposed by her girlfriend when she moved.

"This feeling……"

Hongli rubbed Heiyang's head, and emphasized again: "It's really good!"

"One thing to say, indeed."

Hei Yang nodded, and praised: "Gray, it suits you quite well, it looks good."

"Bullshit, what color do I wear that doesn't look good?"

Hongli rolled her eyes, and whispered, "The difference is that only you are allowed to see it."

"hey-hey."

Heiyang laughed twice, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, um, as for the coat, I'll make you a few more..."

"It must be a few more pieces, and you need to do it yourself!"

Hong Li curled her lips, and said quietly: "But it's fine to apologize, I made the first move, I deserve it..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Heiyang's mouth twitched: "My fault, my fault, I seduced you first...cough cough...ah!"

"Right."

Hongli thought carefully for a few seconds, then nodded and said, "Well, it's your fault!"

"Hum..."

Heiyang snorted, picked up the anxiety maker again, and found that the other party's screen was slowly dimming.

[Anxiety manufacturing: You are aware that the travel world is about to face changes...]

【Anxiety is not resolved...】

【No operation for a short time, enter energy-saving state...】

[Hint: Non-chaotic and disorderly energy such as spiritual power, mana power, and magic power can be used as charging energy...]

[No operation for a long time, enter the standby state...]

[Shutdown countdown: 30 seconds...]

【29......17......5......】

"Beep!"

The Anxiety Creator emits a swearing sound, and the screen goes black.

"Grass."

Heiyang put away the anxiety-making device speechlessly for a while, and rolled his eyes.

"Tsk tsk, it's really all kinds of torture, turn off the phone and give me a 30-second countdown..."

"This thing is not fun..."

Hong Li glanced at the Anxiety Creator, thought of something, and said casually: "I don't think it's as fun as the affection tester that was thrown into limbo after using it once..."

"Don't look down on others so much, at least it predicts some variables in the travel world..."

Hei Yang paused for a moment, then hehe said: "Although I said it, it's the same as I didn't say it..."

"Anyway, the sky is falling and there is a tall man holding it up. There are a bunch of old seniors in the practice world. What does it matter to us..."

"That's right, just casually mentioning it at that time should attract their attention, after all, they are all old Jianghu..."

"Hey, don't think about that, look at these two..."

With her left hand, Hong Li chopped up a gourd of cows, and with her right hand a map made of bark texture, and she smiled.

"The tauren must be killed and the whole picture hung, what does that mean?"

"Satellite lock, precise strike!"

"What is a satellite?"

"Gurgling..."

"Oh! That's right!"

Hongli nodded, turned her head to look at the map, and said quietly.

"But now there is still a question, why is there a red dot with the Nascent Soul level symbol not far away from the little dot that represents us..."

Hei Yang: "Uh, maybe they were passing by?"

Hong Li: "But it stopped!"

Hei Yang: "Uh, maybe your legs are sore?"

"Yes, it makes sense."

Hongli squinted her eyes, spread her two fingers, and zoomed in: "There is also a faint green spot on the door of our house, what is it?"

"Just take a look and you'll know..."

Heiyang turned his head to look in the direction of the gate, Hongli followed his line of sight, and together displayed the supernatural power of not being confused, which was obviously very powerful but was used by the two as a telescope and a microscope.

……

"Otherwise, let's go back..."

Hong Qiao was still hesitating at the gate, thinking of telling others what was on her mind, she couldn't help feeling a little apprehensive.

"This kind of trouble, in the eyes of brothers and sisters, should be very naive, like making trouble for no reason..."

The door was quiet, and there were birds chirping one after another not far away, and they also got up to start a new day...

"Let's go back..."

Hong Qiao thought to herself that her mother should have already got up to make breakfast, and she would have a share.

Pursing the corners of her lips, Hong Qiao sighed and turned around to leave.

"Squeak..."

The heavy door rattled, followed by the sound of Hongli.

"Ah, what's the matter with Jojo so early..."

The cousin seemed to yawn: "Sit in the room first, she looks like she has something on her mind..."

　There are fewer and fewer free-range chickens in the countryside. Instead, around 04:30 in the morning, the sparrows on the walnut tree outside the window began to scream... Well, remind me not to stay up, it's time to sleep...

　　In addition, strictly speaking, this chapter belongs to yesterday's supplement (because only one chapter of [-] words was posted yesterday)
　　
　
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